Name a better cooking show.
Top Chef
>>64601561
>reality shit topping a show that actually tells you how to cook and the science behind cooking
any show not hosted by a christfag
>>64601561
top chef was good until the judges got full of themselves and they started focusing more on the drama than the cooking.
>>64601784
> look mom i'm edgy and derail threads like a total faggot
>>64601561
> I like circuses and grandstanding because cooking = wrestling to me
>>64601784
*tips le atheist hat*
>>64601691
this anon gets it
>>64602102
> look mom i'm edgy and derail threads like a total faggot
you can say that again
>>64602068
pretty much this.
>today's episode brought to you by muh jesus
Cook's Country.
>>64602335
jesus christ i forgot about this guy
>>64602254
>>64601784
Wait, is Alton Brown overly religious or something?
>>64601784
>>64602254
>implying Alton ever mentions religion once in the entire series
This is why no one likes atheists.
>>64602335
Don Vito?
>>64601086
Why would I ever try to do that, it'd be futile. There is no better cooking show.
>>64602423
He is and once you know, you notice his inherent sexism and prejudices that creep onto the show to further brainwash the weak minded masses
everyday italian
>>64601784
Leave it to a Christian to be intimately attuned to the science of the universe in such a way to sculpt petty matter into beautiful human taste and experience, and to choose to share that knowledge in a way that demand you share his religion.
Based Christianity
>>64601784
>man, that was the epitome of a great cooking show. Not only was I entertained but I was educa...oh my God. He is a Christian. Pfft, time to tell my friends on r/atheism.
>>64602558
he said name a better cooking show, not "what should I flog my dick to"
OUT OF MY WAY MILLENIAL FUCKING SHITS
i love good eats but it feels like a science show with delicious, edible experiments
Are there any comedy cooking shows?
Are there any good comedy cooking shows?
>>64602653
HURR RISTEN TO MY FAKE ACCENT THAT DISAPPEARS THE MINUTE THE CAMERA'S OFF
He's hated beyond belief by the Chinese community for this Shūshu Tom act
>>64602607
I would literally destroy every cubic inch of her ass with a diamond shattering boner.
>>64602653
I could watch him fling noodles all day long.
>>64602789
When she's thick, and not outright obese, she's so fucking hot.
>>64602780
>He's hated beyond belief by the Chinese community
The same community that loves transformers and capeshit?Based Yan.
>>64602789
You'd have no competition.
>>64602789
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>>64602726
>Are there any comedy cooking shows?
say no more pham
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwGn7085gZo
martha stewart anything desu
>>64602926
le comfy fall asleep to bleached blonde polack show
>>64602875
>tfw she's in an "open marriage"
Why is she not your cookfu?
>>64603008
>she's in an "open marriage"
Her husband is cheating on her and she's getting revenge, don't amuse yourself thinking otherwise
Based Kimball and his crew.
>>64603008
Because I have a better one
>>64603086
be sure to whisper during sex "who's your daddy"
>>64603086
cons
>lopsided tits
pros
>daddy issues
>>64603086
this is the face of madness. you would never survive the encounter.
>>64603135
>cons
>>lopsided tits
That just proves that they're real
>>64603135
Most women have one breast slightly bigger than the other. I don't expect you to know that, but I'm telling you in the off chance someone might want to fuck you.
Breaking Bad
>>64603289
they're not lopsided when they're in your mouth, right?
>>64603289
>the off chance someone might want to fuck you.
Whether or not they want to doesn't enter the equation.
>>64603086
tip of bitches nose is touching her teeth
>>64603381
>>64603171
>this is the face of madness. you would never survive the encounter.
Honey, have you seen the kittens?
>>64603530
>>64603689
>>64602891
This
