>Get me Jennifer Lawrence
>She's busy with another film, sir
>Get me her non-union quirky equivalent
I like her compared to lawrence she is so annoying and this girl is also an better actor
>>64600593
but I still don't understand why she cut her hair, did she do it just because all other "strong" female characters do it? emma, lawrence
>>64600593
Pls go Shailene Woodley
>>64600639
She played le cancer girl.
She's very asymmetric, would still fuck her raw.
>>64600682
didn't knew that was her havn't watched it but don't remember le cancer girl to be good looking compared to her in divergent, probably because she had cancer
>>64600593
She's not really better, just bad in different ways.
This girl is the biggest fucking hipster it's cringe worthy. She also eats clay.
Fun Fact: She's about 1/10 nigger
She's cool. I dont understand the hate.
how can ANYONE hate based Shailene?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_wY6KMaSsw
go to the ~5:00 mark
you're gonna freak
Yeah but those legs homie
>>64602011
those would definitely keep your ear warm
>>64601943
>i need a hot older redhead to play an aunt
>jessica chastain said she only does mommies, sir
>>64600593
Nigga she eats dirt
>>64600383
How's her forearm hair? Never seen any pics but she kind of seems hairy, just a general impression.
>>64600593
She showed her tits in an actual movie, instead of some lame-ass low quality "leak." Her acting is shit, but she's okay otherwise. Fuck Lawrence, fame has wrecked her mentally.
>m-muh American sweetheart
>just like us
Fuck that, she makes I don't even know probably hundreds of millions a year and she's begging for a break. Just take a break, you dumb cunt. Also show us the tits in HD already, god damn.
>>64601943
I didn't know girls had foot fetishes
>>64601943
i can hate her for pandering/making fun of foot fetishists.
i would stick my tongue DEEP in her asshole
>>64603875
why would she pander/make fun of herself
>>64603975
you don't actually believe she has a foot fetish?
>>64603913
What color do you think it is? Is it dry and brown, purple and puckered, how hairy is the crack? Do you think it's very tight, or worked to noticeable looseness?
>>64604054
she does... she tweets about feet all of the time
>>64604102
...that's from the same marketing session though, and she uses her twitter to market.
i mean she might be fascinated by it i guess.
>>64604187
you don't say "a nice foot is so sexy to me" if it's not something you like
she def loves feet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lP4RJuWqnw
>>64604224
again, this is fascination
>>64604187
>>64604221
in the same way you don't say "nerds are so sexy!"
>>64604224
>"I love weird people like her. She and Jennifer Lawrence would get along really well because they're weird and cool."
xD
>>64602011
this girl is as hot as she is insane I heard her ramblings about being vegan and worshiping herbs or some shit I don't even remember
She's way better than Jennifer Lawrence
>>64604577
Yeah she likes bonemeal or someshit. Nutters
>>64604224
>>64601943
He's thirsty as fuck
Isn't having a foot fetish autistic?
>>64604749
foot love is patrician
>>64604674
>DP
>she'll never step on you with her naked soles
;_;
reminder
http://strawpoll.me/5021400
>>64604910
Just pour 10kg of molten gold down my throat already ;_;
>>64605005
posting a link to other boards, to reddit, and votespamming doesn't mean anything. foot love will always be sexy as hell and it will always be a prominent part of /tv/ culture.
>>64605005
why would any retard pick feet OVER tits or ass. I can see on the same level but over is just plain wrong and i wont accept it
>>64604749
Yeah it's pretty autistic man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3go5i0pWZQ
>>64605351
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sp1btLIQX-4
>>64605237
Feet are far sexier to me, always have been. Boobs do nothing for me.
>>64604910
GOD TIER
>>64605351
>>64605394
That's just some dumb literal nigger. Besides, people like you have a massive selection bias. Turn on the local news at night and you're going to hear story after story of tits guys being charged for sexual assault after groping a stranger's breasts or some assman being charged with harnessing women and grabbing their butts. But some weirdo with a speach impediment talks with women about feet and somehow WE'RE the bad guys
>>64605556
Relax, mate
legs>feet>everything else
>>64605556
I can feel the insecurity from here
>>64600383
>Get me her non-union quirky equivalent
>>64603248
>I need a movie with two redheads that look similar and would be willing to play a mommy and aunt, respectively
>Oh and they deflower the little boys they're related to
>>64600383
I don't think she would've worked in American Hustle instead of Jennifer
>>64605816
Jennifer didn't work in American Hustle either.
>>64605800
diamonds tbqh
>>64605710
shailene likes jessica too, her feet and legs!
>>64605800
Father time starting to catch up with both of them
>>64600727
I never noticed that. Her face looks slanted. I'd wreck it, too.
>>64606171
good, she gets better with age
>>64605800
You can only have one mommy, who do you pick?
>>64605800
Right looks a lot better, but I'm really disturbed by their fake teeth.
more feet please
>>64600383
I can't take her seriously, after Secret Life of the American Teenager. That show is some of the worst garbage ever created.
>>64606396
it had its moments
>>64606383
>get me /r/movies
>uh, reddit's down again, sir
>get me its edgy, contrarian equivalent
>>64604910
I love feet, but I'll never understand the submissive feet shit.
>>64606396
dude she was a surfboard back then....damn
uhm
>>64606383
This one.
>>64606515
why is that submissive. step, not stomp. as in, gently step onto you so you can feel her soles pressed against you. same concept as wanting butts on your face or boobs. women don't weight much.
![latest[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/In1hDrI.jpg "latest[1].jpg")
>DeVito can't do it sir
>Get me the other short guy from Brooklyn
>>64606485
True. I watched countless episodes, because my gf wanted to binge watch it. It was funny at times. It just always seemed like a show for teens made by people who knew absolutely nothing about teens.
>>64606599
Why not just get a footjob?
>>64606588
>this will never be a porn vid
>>64606588
>people are actually attracted to this plastic, disproportionate cow
>>64606676
>she will never do imom/son ncest roleplay with you
>>64606495
Nice one
>>64606700
>liking little girls
![_58Q4QI-[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/E2kJWyW.jpg "_58Q4QI-[1].jpg")
>We can't get Rocco
>>64606700
Low test detected
>>64606766
>being a slave to women
Gay master race reporting in.
>>64605800
BDH is a proper ginger, nice and pale.
>>64606788
>it's only smellz
>>64606089
>ywn go to one of these parties and mingle with these beautiful people
fug i think once you get in even everyone would be nice to you and talk to you because you're in the party
>Kirsten Stewart said no
>when you're doing the Ant Man movie but you can't afford the CGI
>>64606588
>nervously playing with her fingers
Oh golly.
![shailene-woodley-red-hair-on-amazing-spider-man-2-set-04[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/454rnJc.jpg "shailene-woodley-red-hair-on-amazing-spider-man-2-set-04[1].jpg")
Was getting cut out of Amazing Spider-Man 2 good for her career or bad for it?
>>64606933
Yeah, it's not like that's on the list of the first things sociopathic whores learn to be appealing to men.
>>64606945
THATS supposed to be Mary Jane?!
Post Shailene titties
>actress who would actually do the stuff footfags are into
>their distress is actually justified for once
hope you die peacefully tonight bros
>>64606976
>yfw you realize the flick could've been even worse
>Julia Childs is unwilling to do anal penetration on camera but we need it desperately for this scene, who can we find?
>>64606915
kek manlels
>>64605788
it's a new meme
will be around for about 2 months
>>64606999
actresses aren't for breast touching, they're for foot touching
>>64607046
If they cut electro and the daddy shit out of the movie it might actually have been good.
>>64606646
Why both both? I like soles stroking my penis and I like soles resting on my face
>>64607104
The fuck is leaking in her bag?
Also, nice arches.
>>64607076
mmm, love me some kbell
>>64607263
she comes across as quite slutty in a unexpected way
>>64607183
probably had a quickie in the dressing room. that's cum leaking from a used condom into her bag, anon.
>Get me the a new generic white girl alongside the likes of Natalie Portman and Keira Knightly that betanerds can fall in love with
>Say no more, senpai
>>64601943
She has that beta curled around her finger
>>64607131
>the flick is totally terrible
>if we cut out half, it'll be less terrible
Flawless logic.
>>64600383
As an actor, I really wish people on /tv/ actually understood anything about working in the entertainment industry. OP, if you're still here, what do you think non-union means?
>>64608580
of course op doesn't know but you being an accomplished Thespian will almost assuredly let us all know what a non-union actor means.
the floor is hereby yours o great orator of all things fictional.
>>64608774
Shailene Woodley has had lead roles in multiple television and film productions. She's clearly a union affiliated actress. I'm just calling OP out for being a retard is all.
Couldn't think of one for Daddario.
>>64602011
>>64600639
>played a character with cancer
>now plays an action hero
>short hair is probably easier to take care of in those types of movies
>girls like to change hair styles
>probably wanted something really different after filming to feel fresh
Watson said she cut hers because she had to keep the same Hermione hair style for 10 years because of the character and wanted a drastic change. Lawrence said hers was beat up from dying it so many times so she had to start over
>>64601571
shes a hippie, not a hipster. hipsters just talk about being better people and helping the environment/their bodies but are too lazy to go through with it
at least she can walk the walk
>>64609025
>so glad the Rock is looking after you
ayy
>>64603752
Especially with that Ellen Degeneres haircut, she reminds me of a slightly thicker version of a girl I went to college with.
>>64608907
Well, I didn't know that and I thank you for letting me know how wrong op was. SO again, thank you for telling me that the chick with the nice feet was most likely more unionised than Jen what's her nose. Because by knowing I'm that much better off because knowing is almost always half the battle: G I JOEEEEE!
>>64606840
if you're a faggot you're in actuality that much lower than a heterosexual person but thanks for playing, the door's that way!
>>64609259
I don't know what to make of this post but I like it. Feels like something someone would have posted on some usenet group in 1998.
>>64609562
He does it for FREE
![Shailene-Woodley-Descendants[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/1eYn9oz.jpg "Shailene-Woodley-Descendants[1].jpg")
She was perfect in The Descendants. The fact that Ill never fuck her makes me legit sad, now I understand.
>>64609627
well, i'm kinda like older than like, most of, if not all of you here so like, i'm gonna like, use pop references i kinda like, grew up with and stuff.
in the 80's yo they had all these Public Service Announcements yo so everyone was telling us kids what when how why and stuff and, it kind of like, created this hidden tick inside us, you get where i'm going with this, dawg?
>>64609755
No problem senpai. Glad to see /tv/ doesn't consist entirely of 19-23 year olds.
>>64609869
shit no. there's a lot of us here who usually shit post with all the others. to be honest, i kinda am here for the cunny threads, but that's going to have to be another story for another thread.
>>64608580
It's a simpsons reference you twat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWxcnl8PL_o
>>64608216
I love me some thick women but there's something about Ridley that attracts me to her. Even with that retarded Brit smile.
>>64610053
How old are you, senpai? I'm born in 1975.
>>64610275
>retarded Brit smile
Thankfully Emma Watson doesn't have that shit.
>>64600383
her face is so asymetrical it angers me
>>64610333
No way, January 1975.
>>64601943
very forward young man strikes again!
>>64610552
Me too. January 30th.
>>64606089
I would pump fat loads into chastain. Good thing I have a gf that looks like her.
>>64611243
4th.....life is good brother. happy birthday to you bro.
>>64611553
Happy birthday, old man!
>>64611615
thank you sir. going to take a nap, gotta be up again at 430 so i gotta get my four or five hours at the very least. be safe brother and enjoy the hell out of this place for me.
>>64607104
>you will never taste them
>>64602011
she's batshit insane but those are actually the best legs in hollywood
>>64606588
The fact that she looks so fucking hot without showing her tits, HNNNNNG
>>64606999
just watch "White Bird"
most realistic sex scene ive seen in a while
>>64603752
Fuck, with short hair she reminds me of my ex too much.
Please grow your hair again, Shailene.
>>64600383
>implying jennifer lawrence isn't just a monica vitti knockoff
>>64605556
Back to kitcher femiwhore tumbler fag
>>64609025
Daddario looks terrifying everytime she smiles, she doesn't deserve to be called a waifu.
>>64614738
>implying there aren't set features that commonly reappear with subtle variations across the entire human race
There's only so much variation out there. George Clooney and Cary Grant look alike too.
