Luke has no lines in TFA, fuck that.
ITT we come up with what he could've said to Rey.
>Fuck off, no Mary Sues allowed in Jedi sacred grounds.
>You're a big girl.
or
>Simply stare at her with a grin that gradually turns into a Jokeresque maniacal laugh and cut to black with ominous music.
"Let's do dis"
>>64592170
It was the right way to use the original characters.
>>64592170
>memeposting
kill yourself
>>64592278
>No scenes with Han and Luke
>>64592170
>Simply stare at her with a grin that gradually turns into a Jokeresque maniacal laugh and...
Do the helicopter shot while Luke ignites a red saber, THEN cut to black.
>>64592170
>Those lines
What the fuck is this shit? Delete your thread and try again OP
Luke: "I've been peeing in that same spot for nearly twenty fucking years, the one day I decide to knock one out , you show up."
Luke spots what Rey is holding
Luke: "oh ya dancer, my fleshlight! What a treat, this robot hand has no grip and my other is shot to fuck. Cheers."
Rey: "?"
NOOOOOOOOO
>thank you for giving me my lightsaber back into my hand little girl
if they stick with the characterisation, VIII should open up with Luke taking it and going "thanks" and then throwing it into the ocean while Rey goes wtf?!?!?! and he explains that a jedi isn't his lightsaber, he is the force etc etc bullshit
>>64592170
>Now I am Yoda
"Sheev lives"
"half a portion"
You remind me of an old friend.
