Who would you cast in a live action King of the Hill movie?
>>64590068
I'm OK with OP picture, with the exception of Boomhauer. Bro does not do him justice.
>mfw a live action King of the Hill will somehow make Larry the Cable Guy relevant only because he's the only person they'd be able to cast for fat ass
PLEASE DON'T LET THIS HAPPEN. WE DO NOT NEED A SECOND COMING OF LARRY THE CABLE FAGGOT. LET HIM DIE.
>>64590068
John C Reilly would make a perfect Bill.
>>64590068
Not fucking 20-something-year-olds.
>>64590068
these guys are too young. they look like they're in their early 20s.
>>64590902
>>64592143
Nah niggas Stephen Root is the only acceptable choice
>>64592226
What the fuck are they standing in front of a retirement home?
>>64592291
>Stephen Root
>over Larry the Cable Guy for Bill
You're retarded as fuck.
>>64592522
>the person that did the voice for bill wouldn't be a good choice
You didn't know that fact did you?
>>64592143
Fuck he really would, he's got the voice and everything
>a film starring four heterosexual white men
do you have any idea how offensive that is? or what the current year is for that matter?
>>64592613
I'm glad someone else can see it, the guy has the look down cold.
>>64592571
>the voice is all that matters
And I'm sure having Dan Mintz play Tina in the Bobs Burgers live action film would be a good choice since he did the voice for her right faggot?
There's more to casting an actor than just MUH VOICE ACTOR. For starters the actor should at least look like the character, you autist.
just saw this pic on reddit
who /r/kingofthehill here?
>>64590068
it would be objectively terrible without the right voices so live action would never work
>>64590068
Brock Lesnar as Bobby Hill
definativily those guys xD
PROPANE?
bill should be bald
dale should be bald
>>64590068
>Chris Rock as Hank Hill
>Melissa McCarthy as Peggy Hill
>Noah Munck as Bobby Hill
>Faizon Love as Bill
>J.B Smoove as Boomhauer
>Ken Jeon as Kahn
>Amanda Seyfried as Luanne
>Louis CK as Dale Gribble
>Mistress T as Nancy
>Idris Elba as John Blackedcorn
>Boomhauer: Micheal Fassbender.
>Bill: Stephen Root, John C Reilly if Root just looks too old.
>Dale: Probably the toughest to cast. I'd say Johnny Depp but he would fuck it up, big time. So Fassbender again.
Hank: Just make Fass play everyone and peggy and bobby can be CGI
>>64592985
This would be the funniest fucking thing to appear on television ever.
>>64593139
>Dale: Probably the toughest to cast
Agreed, I'm trying to think who would fit, maybe Steve Buscemi?
>>64593512
Billy bob Thorton as dale
>>64592861
They both look a bit like their characters so they'd fit. It's their lack of acting skills that wouldnt fit.
>>64593101
>>Louis CK as Dale Gribble
John Travolta
Nicolas Cage
Samuel L Jackson
The Sheik
why not an all female cast
>>64593101
>J.B. Smoove
Confirmed for the funniest movie of 2016.
>>64592522
Larry the Cable Guy looks nothing like Bill though. He just happens to be a fat fuck like Bill.
>>64593139
>still trying to shill that faggot Stephen Root as Bill
Stephen you really need to stop posting.
>>64590068
idris elba
Boomhauer?
Dale Gribble
>>64594350
Kyle Dunnigan as Dale
Gilbert Godfrey as Bobby
>>64592985
I DON'T KNOW YOU
Hank looking pretty swole tieubiiiatch
the guy from modern baseball as Bobby Hill
Kyle Chandler as Hank
Beans could be Bill, he would need some lifts though. he's got a perfect look though
It's uncanny for me to watch this show.
I know a guy who looks exactly like Hank but he is insane and actully fucks traps. Have serious problems with alcohol too.
>>64592143
>>64592291
Older Kyle Gass maybe?
I just wanted to pop by again and say you should all admire how wide hanks shoulders are
>>64595471
Wasn't Bill like a big football star in his day? I'm not buying Beans as an athlete or even a former athlete.
>>64595534
I like this choice.
Hank Hill - Vince Vaughn
Dale Gribble - Ben Stiller
Bill Dauterive - John C. Reilly
Boomhauer - Owen Wilson
What if they did like,one guy did all the roles. So Matt Damon in just a bunch of different costumes?
>>64592226
Thats what I thought. A bit too young. If they did the voices and mannerisms right, it might work.
>>64595655
>>64595471
>Beans
Everytime I hear this name I start laughing like a fucking mad man until that laughing turns into a wheezing cough.
>>64595845
I can actually dig that Especially how much weight Goodman lost
>>64590068
>Bill
Kevin Hart
>Hank
Idris Elba
>Dale
Michael B. Jordan
>Boomhauer
John Boyega
Hollywood actors would have difficulty with the accents. KotH accents are much more subdued than the horrible fake Texas accent Hollywood usually uses. They would also have trouble with the uniquely North-Central Texas mannerisms, turns of phrase, and physical tics that the show captured so well
Julianne Moore should be Peggy
>>64596369
hawhat?!?!?!
>>64595845
>John C Riley
>Will Ferrell
>Chris Pratt
>Nick Swardson
I'd cast him as Dale
Equally important to consider is, which storyline would they use for a feature film? Something totally new, or an adaptation from the series? I'd prefer the latter. The two-parter with Debbie would be supreme. You could even have a black guy in the movie then.
>>64596449
Riley is the perfect
All those other actors can fuck off
>>64596449
>Chris Pratt
Nice memememe friend :)
>>64596449
>Riley as Bill
Perfect
Put in Ryan Gosling or Johnny Depp as Boomhauer
what about matthew mcconaughey as boomhauer
The casting for Hank Hill will only work if a serious drama actor is cast. Casting a clown like Will Farrell will ruin the role with overzealous yelling.
>>64590068
I have no idea who could play Boomhauer.
>>64596842
see
>>64596779
>>64596819
for inspiration
>>64596842
the main guy in Eureka
>>64590068
Underrated thread. Has me pumped like its really gonna happen lol
>>64590068
No one. i would burn down the set and collect the insurance
So who's playing Peggy, sue ellen and Bobby? What about Dales wife and John Redcorn?
>>64596819
He could probably look and sound the part but he'd be too high profile that it'd just be distracting.
>>64593921
He does the voice and looks like him you fucking big gay autistic baby
>>64597008
Nah, it'd work. Boomhaur was always a cameo role anyway.
![zahn1280jpg-19baf6_1280w[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ntShQqp.jpg "zahn1280jpg-19baf6_1280w[1].jpg")
>>64596996
This guy as Redcorn and any tired looking blonde as Nancy.
>>64596842
An outta shape Matthew McConaughey maybe.
>>64596996
Redcorn = Danny Trejo
Bobby = That fat kid with the down syndrome face that played the bacon kid in Even Stevens
>Peggy, sue ellen
no one. they are all shit charactersincluding dale
>it's a peggy is annoying episode
>>64596996
Jessica Simpson could be Dales wife.
>>64597067
>>64597107
>Implying Redcorn wouldn't be played by a black actor
You guys still haven't learned who runs hollywood
>No one posting the obvious choice for Dale
>>64597133
so many in season 5 and 6. she started off as just naive and ignorant and then somewhere after the first few seasons they turned her into a literal retard. it still bugs me
>>64597173
He'd have to pack on some lbs. The guy is a great actor
Bryan Cranston as Hank
Ed Norton as Dale
I'm a purist about the rest.
what the fuck would the plot be for a movie though?
This was a fucking slice of life show where the craziest thing that happened was meeting the former governor of texas
>>64597058
Yeah I guess I could see it.
>>64597173
He never even entered my mind. He'd be great as long as he could get the voice. I'm >>64596842 and chose Jim Rash because he was the only bald actor with a skinny neck and high voice I could think of.
>>64590068
I'm not a big fan of the show, but something about this picture makes me happy.
>>64597241
>Stephen Root
>Bill
Not a chance faggot.
>>64597262
Cotton starts shouting "IPA!" after a propane leak contaminates the river, resulting in the Hill family being run out of town.
>>64597157
>meet john redcorn
>>64597298
Question was who would you cast, not who would Jews cast.
>>64597262
Mike Judge (from dang-ol' Hollywood) visits Arlen to do research on a cartoon he's thinking about making. Hank and the gang take it upon themselves to show him around the town and its values to make sure he faithfully represents it.
Ends up Arlen is too boring and Judge decides to make his cartoon about two teenage metalheads instead.
john cuckcorn could be played by his voice actor
>>64597262
The plot could have the same tone as the show. Just have Hank and his friends try to fix a minor annoyance like a broken fence with Bill and Dale repeatedly screwing it up and maybe cause a misunderstanding with a new character to create conflict.
>>64597340
Jews I'd Cast??
Eugine Levy as Hank
>>64597347
>>64597262
The government tries to kill Dale when they finally realize that he knows too many secrets. Hank, Bill, and Boomhaur arm the town and form a local tea party in a conflict that culminates with the secession of Texas.
>>64596505
I could get behind that, he has the right kind of personality
The voice acting is so top-notch on KOTH that live-action couldn't be done.
>>64597347
I like it
>>64597373
He's too old now
>>64597575
did he JUST?
>>64597532
Perfec
Hank: Danny McBride
Bill: John C Reilly
Dale: Ed Helms
Boomhauer: Daniel-Day Lewis
Peggy: Tina Fey
Luanne: AnnaSophia Robb
Bobby: That kid from Bad Santa, if he isn't too old now
Kahn: Ken Jeon
John Redcorn: Benjamin Bratt
Buckley: Justin Long
Nancy: Leslie Mann
>>64597741
>That kid from Bad Santa, if he isn't too old now
that movie came out like 13 years ago, my dude
>>64597791
lol, I know... he just seemed perfect and fuck if I know any fat little child actors
>>64597851
When did Ace Ventura 3 come out? That kid was a little fat fuck who might be around the right age.
>>64593022
For you
Is king of the hill a perfect show?
![477958546-actor-danny-devito-attends-hollywood-bowl-gettyimages[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Elfphvu.jpg "477958546-actor-danny-devito-attends-hollywood-bowl-gettyimages[1].jpg")
Cotton?
>>64590068
Why the fuck is king of the hill not that popular? Its brilliance comes from simple comedy of manners with a dead-pan tone, not really that difficult to understand.
Even normies seem to "get" Wes Anderson jerk-off comedy but this is too much? Are people just too accustomed to the simpsons and family guy?
Hank: Nick Offerman
Bill: Root
Dale: Goggins
Boomhauer: Owen Wilson
Peggy: Jesus Christ Marie
Luanne: AnnaSophia Robb
Bobby: That kid from Bad Grandpa
John Redcorn: Roman Reigns
Nancy: Christie Brinkley
>>64597992
It has over 250 episodes. You don't reach that amount without being popular. Complete normies might not get it because it's not heavy handed, but the show was/is extremely successful.
>>64593101
>John Blackedcorn
I'm fucking dying over here
>>64597984
Too jolly, we need someone with Clint Eastwood face with a sick sense of humour, its difficult.
>>64597997
woops
Luanne: Kate Upton
Lucky: McConaughey
>>64597997
Cringe
>>64597992
Not everyone lives in the Texas/Arkansas anon. They don't get it.
>>64597997
>John Redcorn: Roman Reigns
>Vince McMahon posts on /tv/
>>64598100
I'm not even from the US and I get it.
boom.
>>64597984
>>64598087
Have we casted the Gook neighbor?
Fucking love KoTH. Mad they removed it from Netflix a while back
>>64598190
Ken Jeong
>>64598087
Mabye Joe Pesci then
>>64598177
he ded bruh
>>64598215
there literally is no other choice
>>64598209
At least you had it on Netflix at some point. I'm a brit and it's never been on our version as far as I know. I'm sure I read they were finally releasing the rest of the DVDs in America (not sure about the rest of the world ) though, has that happened yet?
We got the Malcolm in the Middle sets a few years ago so hopefully I don't have to rely on my shitty torrented collection for long.
Cotton
>>64597716
That shop is going to make me laugh forever. Also you spelled 'perfect' wrong, how could you possibli spell that wrong?
>>64597741
>Danny McBride would be funny
muh picks
>Bill Murray as Bill
>Jeff Bridges as Hank
>Jim Carey as Dale
>Sean William Scott as Boomhauer
>>64598490
it wasn't a missspelling senpai. it's just british
https://youtu.be/MeJzHSxRq40?t=57
>>64598504
>le 90s kids meme cast
a shame stiles is 90 years old now, he would be a good choice for boomhauer
>>64598504
That's a really wide variety of ages you got going there. This is probably the worst one in the thread. Even worse than the Nick Swardson and Chris Pratt one.
Hank Hill is impossible to cast. There's just no actors I can immediately think of that'd be able to pull it off or even have the look.
If they ever actually did it though they should go for nobodies. Cast for long enough and they would find small time actors who are basically the characters already.
>>64599387
Agreed.
But if I had to choose I'd go with this anon >>64598166 this post might be meant as a joke but Josh Brolin is actually a good choice for Hank I think, he's about the right age, he's authoritative, he's got the southern accent, if you've watched MIB3 then you know what I mean. He'd just need to dye & cut his hair and put on some glasses.
>>64598746
boomhauer is attractive, not an ugly lanklet
![CdGo1xf[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4rZD7E6.jpg "CdGo1xf[1].jpg")
>>64599387
tom hanks
>>64599387
Tom Hanks
>>64594350
That's honestly perfect
>>64601581
>>64601613
tom hanks mind
>>64590068
Those guys. /thread
>>64595028
THAT'S MAH PURSE !!
>>64597067
Nah, Redcorn is swole, Hanzee is too skinny. Maybe if he started juicing
>>64601764
the gribble is fucking awful
>>64597241
Pretty strong. Judge is obviously perfect to do the dialect, but probably too fat and old to be Boomhauer in the flesh
>>64597373
Almost, but not quite good looking enough
>>64593101
>>Louis CK as Dale Gribble
>>Mistress T as Nancy
>>64598605
someone add the special edition han solo head dodge in the corner
>>64596449
>AHHHHHHHHH PEGGY! PEGGY HILL! WHERES THE PROPAIN?!?!? OH GOD MR STRICKLAND??!?!
>>64592928
Hello, Reddit.
I am.
Hank
>>64592695
Perfection.
>>64595394
too fucking pretty
>>64590068
I could see Matthew Mcconaughey as Boomhower. The accent and the laidback attitude.
>>64593512
ryan gosling.
