Where were you when IGN became patrician?
I was jerking off desu
>>64584828
I want to see Rey sodomized by Kylo
These blue things are goofy. Especially when they try to make them look like real people like Sigourney Weaver.
Idk
>>64584828
Oh, that explains it, patrician just means, "agrees with me"
Can't believe it took me so long to finally get it
>british women
do all of them have FAS?
>>64584828
IGN DOES SOMETHING RIGHT FOR ONCE IN ITS LIFE?
STRANGE CUS ITS PAID SHILL CENTRAL
>"WORST VIDEO GAME I EVER PLAYED"
>9.5/10
>-IGN
I was fucking a goat
>>64584828
Australian here, can confirm. Saw it today and not a single person walking out looked impressed.
>>64584872
oh.
>>64585631
G'day mate! Let's put another shrimp on the barbie!
>>64585670
Don't ever fucking reply to me you fucking fat USAutist
I'm surprised
>>64585543
Supposedly game companies cut you off if you give their games less than stellar ratings. Same shit happens on other review sites as well. That's just the nature of the business.
>>64585697
Is it true Australians poop upside down?
>>64585697
see any rooz today mate0???????
>>64585736
>>64585739
I'm just yackin m8s, you yobbos are alright
>>64585765
NINE HUNDRED DOLLARYDOOS
>>64585661
Just let it in.
>>64585809
dissapointed
I haven't seen it, but my dad went to see it in IMAX and he said it was disappointing because it had no story
>>64585931
your dad is a pleb.
sorry you had to find out this way.
>>64585809
Source? That looks like something I have to see
>>64584828
Nobody cared about worldwide...
>UK
What the fuck is it because of Boyega?
>>64585969
It's a British film
>>64585713
Gotta be honest, I wouldn't be surprised if Star Wars is getting raves for the same reason - critics afraid of being cut off from future pre-screenings of Marvel/ Star Wars/ Pixar/Disney films.
Why does the rest of the world hate Star Wars?
>>64585966
>Nobody cared about worldwide...
>europoors cant afford movie tickets
Color me surprised.
>>64585969
I'd assume 1. Star Wars has just always been popular in the UK, much more so than other countries, and 2. it's an English-language film. I doubt having Boyega in it matters that much. He's not an old established star.
>>64585969
Star Wars has a good history in the UK. British actors, films were shot there, etc.
>>64586000
Because it's a franchise for manchildren, most of which are concentrated in the US
>>64586024
Funny, they managed to afford them for Titanic and Avatar ^:)
>>64585955
google image search nigga
http://rule34-data-010.paheal.net/_images/b86b2861b2162b325e5b2588e7863f43/1768314%20-%20Kylo_Ren%20Rey%20Star_Wars%20The_Force_Awakens%20kogeikun.jpg
The art is atrocious tho
JJ BTFO
CAMERON UNTOUCHED
>surpassed avatar
Where were you when Cameron was finished?
Cameronfags literally on suicide watch
>>64585987
I keep forgetting that Boyega is British. he did a pretty good american accent.
>>64585437
No, Patrician means being logical, believable, and to be of the mind that some things are in actuality doable, so as long as you're able to fight hard and to never give in especially when the going gets tough. but instead of that I guess you're of the mind that you can do all things so long as you believe in yourself; instead of applying time and effort like a Patrician or those with the spirit of the patriachy might, you instead are of the mind that its best to trust in the hidden tiara of divine feminine feminity which by its very ideological nature affects you to call on the collective powers of all the disney power princesses of yore to not only trump the improbable but to stomp the impossible---just like Mary Sue Rey did.
>>64586040
Avatar is a franchise for nobody. It's completely forgotten from the public conscious and has left no lasting cultural imprint. It was shot for the purpose of aweing the LCD with now-dated CGI and a 3D gimmick, and that's all it did.
TFA redditors BTFO
>>64586061
Weak. It's like you've given up already because you know it's literally impossible to topple avatar at this point.
>>64585969
£50 quid a ticket m8
>>64586103
still more innovative than a Disney rehash of the epitome of manchildren neckbeard space fantasies.
>>64586119
I paid £3.50 for mine at my local cinema. Sells beer too.
>>64586144
No, no its not. Go back to your smug Cameron shitpost threads.
>>64586103
Literally butthurt haters tears: The Post.
>>64586114
It has toppled Avatar. Nobody cares about worldwide because USA is all that matters.
>>64586161
It quite obviously is. Anyone who works in special effects (professionals) will tell you Avatar was a real technical achievement. The world building was much more original in anything in TFA as well. These are objective facts, not an assessment of either movies' quality. Even TFA's positive reviews admit it's not original. You're going to have to fall back on appeals to popularity rather than "TFA is not unoriginal" as an argument.
Star Wars doesn't resonate with Third Worlders on the same level as a story about the White Man coming in and digging up their shit, bringing in a bunch of technology, and then telling them it's what's good for them. That's what Americans who said "It's just Fern Gully with Smurfs," didn't get. When Westerners see a movie like that, they feel like they're getting a sermon. When Third-Worlders see it, hey feel like they're getting validation.
>>64585954
His dad is right though. The movie is like a generic action movie.
>>64586211
This is mumerica
>>64586211
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_highest-grossing_films
Note that it doesn't say "list of highest-grossing films worldwide", because the only statistic that matters is worldwide. If that article had any mention of domestic gross you might have a point :^)
>>64586119
U 'avin a giggle?
It only cost me £15 for my gf and her ex to go see it
>>64586024
got a ticket for $1.5I'm a CIS Russian
>>64586211
As an American, I can confirm you're stupid and wrong.
>domestic record
even sounds gay and stupid
>>64585931
>had no story
Not to laud TFA's story or anything but in my experience, this is old-person for "I couldn't follow what was going on."
>>64586242
Neither heavy CG nor 3D was new when Avatar came out.
Star Wars was a pioneer in both practical effects and heavy CG due to both the OT and the Prequel series having cutting edge versions of both long before anybody.
>world building
Dances with Wolves in space with blue aliens and super forgettable characters. Real original...
>>64585437
>took this long
Reddit = doesn't agree with me
pleb = opinion isn't even addressed
patrician = aligns entirely with my values
shilling/viraling = discussing something I don't like
>>64586356
I've literally talked to real humans who work at an award-winning special effects company. They heavily praised Avatar. The visual effects were innovative, despite the movie's narrative staleness.
And I wasn't comparing it to OT or PT. I was comparing it to TFA. Avatar is clearly and easily more innovative than a generic action movie rehash covered in light swords.
>>64586326
>As an American
Stopped right there :)
>>64586392
stupid pleb.
reddit = has edgy, youthful sensibilities, corny sense of humor (laughing at so randum XDD things and things soccer moms would enjoy), unsophisticated affinity for superficial things that seem substantial, pseudo-artistic/intellectual
>>64586411
They're both generic action movies with tons of special effects. The difference is people will actually still care about TFA once it leaves theatres.
>>64584828
Full article probably blames that performance on all the evul raycists that didnt go see it.
>ITT: People who want Chinese audiences to control the type of movies we put out
I don't even know anymore how far we've fallen.
>>64586477
And yet /tv/ loves Drive.
Don't make me embarrass you.
>>64586356
Kubrick made 2001 Space Odyssey with practical effects in the 60's that were better than original pleb wars.
Lucas cgi autist fest in the prequels, cgi had been heavily way before, it was nothing new.
>Dances with Wolves in space with blue aliens
More original than you spouting this, you should try to be more original.
>>64586564
Drive is a meme. Nobody actually thinks it's anything special.
>>64586494
Thats not true, the drop off in audiences has been massive and immediate. Avatar was a cultural phenomenon for a sustained period of time.
>>64586114
>you'll never topple avatar
>avatar has already been toppled
the average cameronfag everyone
>>64586594
New as fuck.
>>64586494
You're just being butthurt now :^)
The effects in Avatar are obviously not typical of blockbuster action movies, and "forgettable" has been one of the most frequent adjectives used to describe TFA.
>>64586564
You're assuming a large portion of /tv/ isn't "reddit."
>/tv/ suddenly cares about other countries
race traitors
>>64586749
Five years ago?
>>64586305
>not paying for one small popcorn along with the £15 ticket
def not peng m8
>>64586089
Rorkism is a mental illness
>>64586247
or the rest of the world has better taste than UK and USA
>>64584828
>IGN became patrician
No, that's just clickbait.
>>64586534
Adam Sandler's Ridiculous Six is Netflix's most watched movie.
Netflix is only available in the US.
>>64587179
I haven't seen it yet so I can't critique it.
...have you?
>>64586477
that's actually the definition of fedoracore, you dumb pleb
>>64585969
>Poland's figures.
>>64585969
Tickets in Poland are like 5,5$
>>64587624
Star Wars isn't big there
How is this patrician or anything? It's not (at least the headline isn't) talking about the content of the movie. It's just projecting figures.
>>64585969
>Russia (CIS)
When did Russian join the Confederacy?
>>64585631
>>64588113
>>64586630
>still clinging to muh domestic
kek
>>64587179
It's available in lots of countries tho.
>>64586144
Its literally a disney rehash though.
>>64588577
It's not even full domestic. TFA isn't even going to pass Avatar in Canada.
>>64586328
The nigger probably saw all the other SW movies already, and was expecting something new, not a rehash of story ideas from IV. You don't start to get that way until you're in your late 60s. Leave it to a teenager to think your 40s are primetime senile years.
>>64586477
you just described /tv/
Turns out being patrician is about liking things that make most money.
>>64586648
This. You can tell there's a lot of cross-posters here cause of all the forced hug-box mentality, the SW prequel-apologists, and general Cameron movie hate. The general board views are flipped as well, compared to 2008 when I joined. Hell, I came in cause of Project Chanology and now these fags have conservative christian views. They play fedora on reddit and come praise religion here.
>>64588707
It's a cheap, meaningless criticism, that's all. "It had no plot" means nothing, unless the movie was literally just a discordant sequence of images on the screen. Saying "The plot was unoriginal" or "The plot was too simplistic" or "The plot was incomprehensible" are meaningful things to say. "It had no story" I basically throwing your hands up and saying "I dunno".
If they didn't scare off the Asians from seeing it by having a negro Star Wars would have the world wide. Those Jews should have put in a handsome white male
>>64584828
D R O P P E D
>>64585501
no, just the chavs
>>64586305
>>64586305
Did your girlfriend's son come aswell or was he being looked after by your bull?
>>64589903
The thumbnail looks like he has the JUST haircut.
>>64585765
Fack off Bruce.
>>64590420
go fack yourself you fackin ABC
