Are ribs the ultimate theatre food?
>no muss no fuss
>great conversation starter
>easy to sneak in a coat or baggy pants
>convenient handles
>can throw the bone at the screen when boring parts happen
>can flick the sauce at other moviegoers
>can swallow them in a pinch to hide them for later
Post the best foods to sneak at the movies ITT
my theater has a personal rib station where you can get different flavored ribs, so you don't have to sneak them in actually
>now fish and chips
>not flinging full living fish at the screen and calling the movie a fucking flop
I'll usually sneak in a stave's worth of pepperoni disguised as a walking stick if the movie's long.
>>64571846
Haha
>>64571875
did anyone ever wonder why the "walking stick" was shorter/gone by the end of the movie?
>>64573003
Not if I play my cards right.
all you need is a ziploc bag of spaghetti
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbLCChQzaJ0
>>64572924
this. especially if you rent/bring your own anvil to open them with.
>>64571757
>throw the bone at the screen during the boring parts
why is this so funny to me
>>64572924
>be american
>not allowed to bring crab crackers in theater because they're metal and 9/11
>theater takes advantage of this and rents out crab crackers for $10
>chained to traffic cones so you can't steal them nor would you want to
>have to place every crab leg on the armrest and crack it with my elbow
>can't enjoy movie because funny bone is going crazy and elbow covered in butter
>>64571846
>britbongs
