>Taking into to film class this semester for lulz
>First day of class
>Teacher is late 20s liberal hipster
>Went over basic film vocabulary first 30 minutes
>Proceeded to go on a 1 hour lecture on identity and talked heavily on politics
>Talked about minorities and women in movies
>Talked about syrian refugees and police brutality on black people
>Called Donald trump a racist
>Talked about how Bruce Jenner is a brave person and shit
>Used the word "problematic" at least 30 times the whole lecture
>Started talking about Starwars 7
>Everyone in the room started sperging out
>"OMG LIGHTSABERS LOLLL I LOVE THE MOVIE" etc..
>prof praises the movie for shoving minorities into it
>"It's 2016 and it's about time they did something like this"
>mfw the whole time
Fucking college man.
>>64562765
If you tell him in the next class that Birth of a Nation is your favorite movie you will be my hero. Plz video it secretly.
If this isn't bait, get a refund and drop that class immediately. Waste of time and money.
>>64562899
No! OP has an opportunity to get lulz and trigger people. He must take advantage of this.
>>64562842
I kind of want to but he seems like the type of guy who can't take a joke and will probably want to report me to the school board and try to get me expelled.
>>64562940
I will try. I honestly want to do it subtly. Everyone will side with the teacher if I just blurt out "TRUMP 2016" and shit like that. Keep in mind half the class is freshman girls and the prof is a handsome hipster faggot. Any ideas?
>>64563307
Say that John Ford is the best director of all time and The Searchers is his masterpiece.
Say that the Italian guy in Do The Right Thing was the victim and that Radio Raheem had it coming.
Call Claire Denis and Jane Campion hacks.
>>64563543
Oh shit, Do the right thing is actually one of the movies were gonna be watching this semester. Why is saying John Ford the greatest a trollish thing to say?
>>64563697
John Ford made a lot of westerns, meaning he made a lot of movies where white men kill Indians. The Searchers is literally about a guy who hates Indians.
You must take the opportunity to troll with Do the Right Thing. Say what you will about Spike Lee, but he at least made that movie ambiguous enough so that more than one interpretation could be correct. Tell him you see the movie as being against easily outraged black people. Say that Sal couldn't be blamed for getting mad and calling Radio a nigger (be sure to actually say "nigger". Don't say "the n-word") and the police officer was probably scared of the black mob that was forming, so you can see why he didn't release the choke hold. Say that the only people who did wrong were Buggin' Out, Radio, and Mookie.
>>64562765
>intro to film class
>>64562765
Seems like college isn't for you, Billy Bob
I'm going for CS this year, how many fat girls with brightly colored hair am I going to see?
>>64562765
>sociolinguistics class
>teacher starts sperging out about feminism
>she spends 30 minutes complaining about the time the waiter asked her bf if they wanted the check
>spends other 30 minutes bragging about the fact tht she earns more than him
>lesson finished
welp it's definitely worth the money
>>64562765
obviously fake.
>>64564652
>Algorithms class
>Going over the Stable Matching Problem
>Traditional example has "men" proposing to "women"
>Liberal professor says it isn't feminist and he doesn't like it
>switches it to women proposing to men
>Call him out on it
>Tell him it's unprofessional to force an ideology and agenda into a lecture that it has no place being in
>Nearly get kicked out of the school for racism
Fucking liberals man.
>>64562765
Can you tell us what other movies you're watching in class. I might be able to help you find trigger topics in them.
>>64564589
none it's all fat unironic neckbeards
>>64564827
This is why you just bear it, you're not going to risk your future political career over this. Why? Because you're fucking Anon
>>64564589
The intro classes will have a few sprinkled in, but after the 2nd year you will be lucky to see one ugly dike in the mix.
>>64564589
At least one per class.
>>64564947
this. there was only 1 girl in my intro to CS class and she was a neckbeard with a vagina.
>>64564932
The full list goes:
Rear Window
The Princess Bride
Raging Bull
Sunrise: a song of two humans
Do the right thing
Rocky 4
The Graduate
Singing in the rain
The conversation
Roger and Me
Grizzly man
Beauty and the beast
eternal sunshine of the spotless mind
Wall-e
Overall it's better than what I expected it to be
>>64564030
>implying a 4chan poster would have the balls to do this
>>64565136
If it weren't for the SJW professor it would probably be a pretty cool class. Most of these don't have much potential for SJW triggering, but I did notice one thing:
In your next class, ask him why there are no female directors in your list of films.
>>64565136
Wow that's pleb
>>64564950
>This is why you just bear it
This is the most logical thing to do but sometimes it's too much, I'm there to learn i'm not there to feel ashamed for being a man
I'm the sociolinguistics guy and I managed to raise some not feminist-friendly points in my dissertation, you cn critique things but you have to be extremely careful
>>64562842
>He doesn't prefer Triumph of the Will
Look at this Ameripleb and laugh
>>64565243
nice
I'm onboard with your professor on everything but Bruce Jenner desu.
You can hold those views and be non-annoying faggot by not using the meme word "problematic"
>taking a random film semester
what sort of degree you doing senpai?
>>64565236
I'm probably going to do the John Ford thing, but I need to watch some John ford movies first to not make myself look like an idiot. The nigger part is kinda over the top but I will try to sympathise with the white guy
>>64565243
When we were asked to yell out all our favorite actors nobody in the class named a single female actor and he called us out on it. Then one girl said "Amy adams is good" and the girl next to her said "Who is that again?"
Absolute lulz
>>64565480
postcolonial panafrican studies
>>64562765
test am i banned
>>64565425
>Can hold those views without being a faggot
>>64565243
>triggered
>>64565136
>beauty and the beast
Time to discuss how the beast is the hero and how through winning Belle's heart he saved her from a mediocre casual female life in the early 18th century and her reward for partaking in his realization of reforming is to be in the presence of his newly transformed self.
>>64565523
>The nigger part is kinda over the top but I will try to sympathise with the white guy
Have you seen the movie? Trust me, you won't have to try hard. The main Ford movies to see are The Searchers and Stagecoach. Also My Darling Clementine, but I don't think there are any indians in that one. It's just a great film.
>>64565539
you're safe anon
>>64565546
habeeb it
>>64562765
>>64565604
Talking about indians if you like that shit you should check out a book called The Hanging Tree, it's a collection of short stories set in the west, I think the book was made in the 20s or something. Very very entertaining m8
>>64565480
electrical engineering. I'm taking this class just for a general education requirement
>>64565604
No I haven't. I'll probably watch it soon just to carefully form my argument without completely ostracizing myself from the class.
>>64565652
It actually did happen and it was very bizarre. I never experienced such faggotry in my entire college career.
>>64565546
>Only ideological purity is allowed here, citizen! Be gone back to reddit at once!
>>64565703
>No I haven't. I'll probably watch it soon just to carefully form my argument without completely ostracizing myself from the class.
You can definitely make the case that if any black person had really done the right thing, nobody would have died. Except Da Mayor. He tried to get everybody to calm down, but they were to enraged to listen.
>>64565772
That's exactly what liberals want. To force their beliefs until they are the only ones left.
>>64562765
>first day of class
>wednesday, january 6th
ok
>>64562765
>taking english lit class
>first day of class
>teacher is 50 year old jewish woman who wears a knee brace and walks with a cane
>went over very brief outline and overview for the course
>proceeded to spend the remaining 65 minutes talking about how much her husband makes as a doctor, how good she used to be at basketball forty years ago, how tall female athletes have to take care of their knees, and about israel's right to exist
i could have spent that hour eating at some nice mexican restaurant across the street. instead i had to settle for some nonsense and then eat a candy bar on the way to my next class.
>>64562765
>things that never happened
>>64566769
The 5th was my first day. Some classes didn't have their first class until today. It's possible that this happened.
>people falling for OP's bait
