>movie starts
>camera pans over an open coffin
>"yep, that's me.
>>64560539
>"yep, that's me" starts playing
>camera pans over an open coffin
>"yep, that's me"
>It Ain't Me starts playing in 3 seconds
>you've got 2
>Movie starts
>Pans over funeral with people crying
>Zooms in on man crying
>"Yup, that's me"
>"No...the other guy"
>Camera shifts to coffin
>peter pan movie
>pan has infiltrated the pirate ship
>trying to find Smee
>"are you Smee?"
>"no"
>it ain't Smee starts playing
>"we're gonna build him a skate park"
>wasted and wounded starts playing
>NCIS
>DiNozzo and McGee engage in witty banter
>jok about Gibbs never smiling
>sexy mossad girl smirks
>DiNozzo says "He's behind me, isn't he"
>Gbbs smacks DiNozzo on the ehad
>>64560539
Name three movies that does this
>>64561039
3 kinos for your pleb ass:
"Yep"
"That is"
"Me"
>>64561147
>You're probably asking yourself, "How did I get into this situation?"
>[cut to flashback of an action scene with protag in trouble]
>[freeze frame]
>No, wait. I should probably start my story earlier.
>[fade to black]
>So three days earlier...
>I need 5 minutes
>you've got two!
>>64560826
>peter pan movie
>nirvana starts playing
>>64561391
I would honestly watch this movie
>>64561391
that movie would be dope as hell
>>64561391
Make it set in 1420 and you got yourself a flick
>>64561391
Someone send it to them already. They might just be high enough to shoot it.
>character is walking down the street
>a man comes over to him
>"hello, would you like this anvil?"
>"i have too many anvils as it is!"
>"when will i get rid of this anvil?!"
every time
>>64561831
KEK'D HARD M8
>>64561831
when will this horrible anvil-inflation end? Make America Great Again!
>>64561391
I can see this actually happening, unfortunately.
>open up the movie with a wide shot, showing something is quite not right
>as the audience, we can't tell whats wrong
>the main character is shown to be mad
>the protagonist discusses the problem with his father/son/brother/best friend without specifying the problem
>he later explains the problem to his goofy sidekick or a love interest
>this person suddenly comes up with a solution
i get triggered by this shit
>>64561831
>characters are driving
>one looks in the rear view mirror
>sees an anvil following them
>"we've got company!"
>"when will we be rid of these anvils?!"
>>64561240
>crane shot pans over hundreds of kids entering an all-american highschool
>SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME
>>64561771
>implying they need to be high
>>64560603
lol
> post 1983
> movie starts
> a fanfare erupts
> slow text crawls up the screen
> things happen, in space
> severe disappointment
When is this trope going to end, I'm frankly sick of it
>>64560603
in English, doc
>movie starts
>school bell
>kids pouring out of halls
>yep that's me
> camera pans to hot jock
>no no no! THATS me!
>camera pans to nerd picking up books from the pavement
>>64560603
Kektacular
>>thread starts
>OP posts an image
>dumb frogpost
>>64561831
>shot of classroom
>"yeah, that's me"
>zooms in on popular jock talking with girls
>"no no no the other guy"
>zooms in on anvil
>>64562179
>post 1930
>The Anvil Hoarder (1930) starts
>a blacksmith erupts
>fast smelting smashes up the screen
>things happen, on anvils
>severe disappointment
When is this trope going to end, I'm frankly sick of it
>>64562226
>shot of high school playground
>narrator: 'hi, i'm anon. that's me, right there'
>pan to really popular jock guy with big muscled and a sports jacket surrounded by hot girls and other chads
>'no, not him!'
>keep panning to see the real narrator: a goofy, skinny nerd, but one not realistic or repulsive enough for it to be unbelievable when he gets paired with the prom queen at the end of the film
>he works for the smith
>the masked welder
>ANVIL?
>aye
> camera pans through a group of people
> their looking directly into the lens, horrified
> reverse shot
> clichéd villain reveal
> it's an anvil
Every damn day
>>64562463
That's a sleek looking anvil, you looking to get rid of it?
ITT Things that never happened.
>>64562463
name 3 ores, 5 sickles, 700 hammers and 35 anvilscores were this happens.
you can't.
>>64562528
Maybe for a trade
If you've got a silenced pre-1940 fisher from the Trenton factory il do it.
Could really use a city anvil, my wife hates it when I'm smelting and making noise in my room whilst her sons got guests over
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name 5 kinos, 2 films and 1 flick where this happens
>>64563057
Autism
>log onto /tv/
>frog thread
Hi I'm from Reddit. Will someone tell me what is the anvil maymay(?) all about?
I love memes Famuel
>movie about a boy being molested by priest
>this starts playing https://youtu.be/MYSVMgRr6pw
