>TIME STOPS, DOOKU LOOKS INTO CAMERA
>WHOA WHOA WHOA. YOUR PROBABLY WONDERING HOW I GOT HERE.
>As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a Sith. To me, being a Sith was better than being Supreme Chancellor of the Galactic Republic. Even before I first wandered into Coruscant for a youngling job, I knew I wanted to be a part of them. It was there that I knew that I belonged. To me, it meant being somebody in a star system that was full of nobodies. They weren't like anybody else. I mean, they did whatever they wanted. They double-parked in front of a sandcrawler and nobody ever gave them a ticket. In the summer when they played Dejarik all night, nobody ever called the Jedi.
This is easily the best meme of 2016.
>>64559713
Look into my eyes
>>64559879
It's the first time I am seeing it, but I definitely see the potential. What's the name of this meme?
>>64560051
It's called "you're a fucking asswipe"
>>64560051
It's called "Dookuposting"
>>64559713
>mixing goodfellas and robot chicken
It's a bold move, we'll see if it pans out
>>64560051
Scorseseing
>>64559713
I support this meme
Choose the Force. Choose a job. Choose the Dark Side. Choose the Council. Choose a fucking big lightsaber. Choose protocol droids, holoprojectors, and R2 units. Choose Watto, Tatooine and Naboo. Choose fixed-interest credit payments to the Hutts. Choose a Corellian freighter that did the Kessel run in less than twelve parsecs. Choose a Wookiee. Choose sitting in Jabba's throne room, watching mind-numbing dancers, stuffing green chubas into your mouth. Choose becoming a blue ghost at the end of it all, disappearing into thin air, nothing more than an embarrassment to the whiny kid you trained on the way to Alderaan.
Choose your destiny.
Choose the Force.
But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose the Dark Side. I chose something else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got the high ground?
>>64561289
Nooo noooo, choose the Dark Side!
>>64561289
noice
>>64559713
You forgot
>record skips
>>64559713
Every time I see this scene, the only thing I can think of is "where does his chin go?"
There's no way Anakin gets a clean cut at Dooku's neck
>>64562119
I think he looks up at Anikan right before the chop comes.
>>64559713
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KBEEJQEW3o#t=0m16s
>>64560051
Sithfellas
>>64560051
It's called the faggotry awakens
>>64559879
Tell that to Kanjiklub
>>64563168
the hell you on about?
>>64563168
>have 2 guys famous for martial arts movies
>they don't do any martial arts
>>64560051
it's called "you're a giant memeing faggot"
>>64561289
lmaoooo
Did I ever tell you guys I was in the Battle of Kashyyyk?
*"It aint me starts" playing*
>>64563960
>If we smudge the edges and add some glow, no one will notice the green screen!
Jesus dick Lucas.
>>64565020
that def looks better than 90% of the prequels though
>dookuposting thread
>just a shot away plays
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJDnJ0vXUgw
>>64561289
>Who needs reasons when you've got the high ground?
That was pretty good anon
>>64559713
HOL UP
>>64561289
pretty good
>>64559713
gotta love Dooku's shitty cgi head replacement in ALL his fight sequences. It looks really terrible
