So how exactly did this whore get pregnant? Do we know who the father is? I don't buy the whole "it just happened" story she gives in Phantom
Was her name really Shmee?
>>64555407
God came down and filled that woman with his holy seed.
had to be dark side meddling
Sheev/Plagueis, the whole bit about "even create life" in RotS wasn't unintentional
>>64555450
Then explain why Anakin is evil?
>>64555407
Snoke
There's a deleted scene in REVENGE OF THE SITH where Palpatine reveals he used the Force to impregnate Shmi with the Midchlorians so she'd give birth to the "Chosen One".
He even says "You could say I am your father" and Anakin says "that's impossible".
>>64555407
Plagueis created him, I don't know if Palpatine was aware of it or not.
>>64555537
I prefer the more subtle implication
the PT was the Sheev Show from start to finish
Worst Jesus allegory ever.
>>64555492
>any year
>presuming god to be good
rofl kiddo u dont even know
>>64555450
>>64555492
Cheque fucking m8
>>64555407
In the old canon, the Force was punishing Plagueis, so it created the chosen one
>>64555581
Isn't it the opposite? They thought he was their Jesus but he's really their Bane
crashing this Order
>>64555651
>god isn't real = god doesn't exist
nice train of thought there faget
keep reading women's magazines for philosophical insight
>>64555673
>punishing him through some convoluted scheme that doesn't even directly affect him
>not just dropping a force anvil on his head
>>64555446
Short for Lakshmi
>>64555673
the Force doesn't have a will, it's tool
>>64555778
what if he already has too many anvils?
Obviously she was a parallel to Mary, the mother of Jesus.
I mean fuck, this movie came out the same year. Lucas cast her as Shmi on purpose.
>>64555795
>>64555778
That's the EU for you
How come the Force doesn't work in our galaxy if it supposedly binds together ALL of existence?
>>64555651
>"Do NOT talk smack about God on 4chan again, buddy! I swear I will post more pictures of hats I swear!"
>>64555897
It didn't really work for the Yuuzan Vong either.
>>64555446
SHMEE
SHWEE
SHVVEE
SHEEVV
SHEEV
>>64555897
The Jedi are religious fanatics, they just like to play up how important the force is.
>>64555673
>Ha, I'm going to make a being that'll kill nearly all your enemies. That'll show you!
>>64555787
Fuck, now I have to watch the home and the world again
>>64555492
in the star wars universe george is God and george is not a good boy
>>64555407
She fucked a guy and lied about it. If a single mother said to you "no seriously, I am still a virgin, I have no idea how I got pregnant" would you honestly believe her?
>>64555407
An old theory says Gui-Qon or some other jedi guided his seed into her using force when she was sleeping.
>>64558121
>An old theory says Gui-Qon or some other jedi guided his seed into her using force when she was sleeping.
The deleted scene in III was that it was Sheev
>>64555905
tips
>>64558241
My headcanon is, it's Gui-Qon, that old hippie.
>>64555569
Look at how Sheev says he could use the midichlorians to create... life. Sheev knew.
>>64555446
Shmeev
>>64555407
slave women usually get raped by their mastersGuado is Anakin's father
>>64555407
As a devout christian I find this thread insulting! Delete it now!
u know it
>>64555826
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>>64558429
the chosen was false goy didnt you watch the movie.
>>64555537
is this true? Link to a video?
>>64555407
"there is no father" because you can't get pregnant through the mouth
>>64559011
This is taken from Page 42 of the Making of Revenge of the Sith book, which contains storyline and dialogue from George Lucas' rough draft of the script.
-On Coruscant, PALPATINE completes his seduction of ANAKIN, who at first refuses to go over to the dark side-- until the Chancellor makes a startling confession:
DARTH SIDIOUS-- "I have waited all these years for you to fulfill your destiny... I arranged for your conception. I used the power of the Force to will the midichlorians to start the cell divisions that created you."
ANAKIN-- "I don't believe you."
DARTH SIDIOUS-- "Ahhh, but you know it's true. When you clear your mind, you will sense the truth. you could almost think of me as your father."
ANAKIN-- "That's impossible!"
DARTH SIDIOUS-- "Nevertheless, you must decide."
>>64555897
I'm pretty sure the force only pertains to the star wars galaxy, not the universe. The Yuuzhan Vong are proof of that.
>>64555407
U would and u know it.
I know I would
>>64555407
Isn't it confirmed that Sheev fucked Shmee?
>>64558433
Why aren't his kind Jedi? They could resist force powers unlike other species.
Why are they all junk dealers?
>>64560240
resisting force mind control just makes you not a pleb its not special.
>>64558433
nah man jews arent interested in women
ONLY MONEY
Read the Plagueis novel. It's good and canon until directly contradicted.
>>64555446
What's up with all those Jewish names in Star Wars
>>64555695
with no survivors
>>64560240
Jabba resisted too, I'm sure he'd do just great as a jedi
Darth Plagueis used the Force Onahole technique.
>>64555795
It's an ally.
>>64555446
shmeev???
I will absolutely fucking ever understand the hype around these movies.
are they entertaining? sure. but they are seriously nothing more than popcorn movies with cheesey dialogue filled with one liners, and shitty predictable plotlines
>>64560836
The general public gets really into those I guess
Same with the Avengers movie a couple years ago
>>64560698
Luke was weak in the force and was not a master yet
so if the force gave birth to anakin is it possible that rey is a daughter of the force too?
>>64560836
well they were nostalgia films made for babyboomer generation to relive their childhood adventure serials.
they're so basic and universal they work no matter what year you make them in. It's part of the appeal.
>>64560240
Toydaria was a staging ground for a lot of battles during the clone wars... Their king was killed by Maul's brother, Savage Oppress.
>>64555492
>>64555651
>not knowing the true nature of God
> not knowing the demiurge has created the physical world for us but has turned it into a prison
Do you even gnosticism
>>64555407
Darth Siffredi
>>64560585
Not cannon at all.
>>64555695
Anakin?
>>64559892
Wow that's shit. I much prefer the subtle implications they went with.
>>64555407
The phantom menace did it.
>>64555897
the force is an emergent property of that specific galaxy.
I'm about to drop a bomb on you.
Hyperspace is incredibly tubey and twisty in the star wars galaxy due to ancient fuckery.
All that tubeyness and twistiness have acted like logic gates through sheer chance. So now you have a massive galaxy brain spanning over the hyperspace ways.
>>64555950
>muh EU
I'm glad disney BTFO you types
> it ain't Shmi starts playing
>>64555581
I dunno, Man Of Steel was pretty awful too
>>64558121
SPACE RAPE
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>>64559892
Now thats pod racing.
Plageuis fucked her with the force and made space jesus.
>>64555407
Have you ever heard the story about Darth Plagues the wise? He was so powerful with the force, he could influence the mideclorians to create life. (Palpatine then turns glaring at Anakin)
