if I ever should get a GF I want her to look at me like this
if I ever should get a GF I want her to look like Oscar Isaac in general
Oscar Isaac's facial features are so pleasant that it suspended my racist nerve signals for the duration of his scenes.
>not posting the slowed down version for maximum homolust
>>64551192
OK OK I'LL SELL OUT AND DO A BLOCKBUSTER
BUT I'M GONNA GIVE A FLAT PERFORMANCE AND PURPOSELY FAG UP YOUR FRANCHISE :^)
OSCAR LAUGHS LAST CABRON
Rey will become a jedi in SW8
Jedi can't have boyfriends/get married
Finn will get Poe instead
>two men show genuine affection and admiration for each other
>GAY!
pretty sad state of affairs tbhfam (to be honest family)
>>64551726
To be fair it's like everyone was determined to give him no depth beyond BEST PILOT EVER. He's probably going to keep on being bland and friendly so kids will cry when he gets killed off.
god i really hope Disney just rolls with this
the butthurt on this shitty board would echo across eternity
>>64551803
>implying they're not going to write in a way for finn to be allowed to fuck her
>>64551895
She has an innate desire for BBC and black seed. It will be a love story like Episode 2 where she begs him to penetrate her.
>>64551859
>black guy and Mexican fuck each other
>Rey ends up fucking her cousin
best of all worlds desu.
>>64551939
Rey shouldn't end up with anyone, she's gon be a Jedi
Fuck one
Marry one
Kill one
>>64551859
No matter how much Boyega and Isaac play it like a romance there is no fucking way Disney would ever have confirmed gays.
>>64551962
they are all the smoothest guys in their trilogy
>>64551965
LISTEN, anon.
i can have DREAMS
>>64551895
That would kind of ruin the franchise whether Finn was white or not.
Poe is going to get a female love interest in the next movie and Finn is going to keep getting curved by Rey until the end of time.
>>64551192
I can't believe I used to think Oscar Isaac was white
>>64552035
mfw
>>64551962
Obi wan is Husband material for sure
>Have best friend at work
>Everyone thinks we are gay because of our bromance
>Women hate my guts but I'm still straight
>Friend stops hanging out with me and avoids me like the plague because he doesn't want to be seen as gay
>lost a friend because of this shit
Damn I could only imagine the hell they are going through, the only good characters in the new star wars movie besides Kylo.
>if I ever should get a gf
>if I ever
>if
>never
>>64552076
Women love dudes they think are gay, there's probably something else going on that you're omitting here.
>>64552076
Sounds horrible, why did the women hate you?
>>64551859
better than Rey getting blacked to be honest
>>64551845
>a man and a woman show genuine affection and admiration for each-other
>STRAIGHT!
that's literally how you sound
>>64551965
They have gay day at Disney every year. Why is it such a stretch? This isn't Walt "The Fourth Reich Shall Rise" Disney's company anymore.
>you will never awkwardly run into oscar isaac's arms upon realizing he didn't get killed off like intended
>>64552118
He doesn't shower
>>64552105
>>64552118
I don't know why women hate me, it's not really a hate i Guess it's an extreme dislike. I think it's because I'm probably ugly and none of them want to go out with me so since no woman wants to date me I must automatically be gay.
>>64552130
>gaying up not only a disney film but an old and much loved franchise
They'd never take the risk
>>64551965
Wow, what shitlords
I thought they were a progressive forward thinking company
It's 2015+1 people
>>64552164
But anon it's current year.
Rey needs to be the gay one so people will stop whining about the fact that there's no lesbian disney princess.
>>64552239
fuck lesbians, they're way more mainstream than gay men
>>64551845
So you never gave your jacket to your girlfriend huh?
>>64551859
/tv/ butthurt is the best butthurt
You know now that the gay thing has gained so much traction online and in the media they are going to be written that way.
>>64552239
>androgynous sounding name
>rejects men's advances
>gonna become a jedi so they won't have to show anything lewd that will shock white moms
#gayrey2016
>>64551192
He looks like Godfather Al Pacino doesn't he?
>>64552291
that's the plan, senpai
>>64552291
They're going to be written with subtext at most to hook everyone's interest and draw in more viewers.
>>64552307
>>64552291
if you're reading this, disney
p l e a s e
>>64551962
Obi-Wan's definitely the best.
>good fighter
>wise
>sarcastic, knows how to make you laugh
>blue eyes
>>64552291
Just because degenerates on the internet have their homogoggles on doesn't mean that Disney is going to alienate 3/4 of their viewerbase
That has literally never happened in mainstream media
>>64552334
>>64552307
Oscar why
/tv/- Star Wars and Tumblr
IAmOkWithThis.jpeg
My headcanon is just YASing over Finn and Poe!!!
>>64551608
did fins mom just die?
>Disney is going to alienate 3/4 of their viewerbase
>3/4 of their viewerbase
People aren't that homophobic. But they wouldn't do it because it's world wide and too risky
Star wars makes money in Saudi arabia and in Russia
>>64551962
Fuck Poe
Mary Obi Wan
Hang out with Lando
>>64552332
>implying Poe and Finn won't passionately embrace at the end of the final movie or in one another's death scenes
>>64552387
>3/4
Come on no bitch no one gives a fuck if people are gay in 2016
>>64552419
Not tumblr. We're just all faggots here, /tv/ is worksafe /hm/.
>people seriously think the international market would tolerate a gay relationship
The world isn't California, guys.
>>64551895
Jedi have never been celibate. George said attachment was forbidden, but Jedi often had lovers.
>>64551845
OSCAR SAID HE WAS PLAYING A ROMANCE! GET REKT WHITE MALE!
>>64551962
>>64552431
you got it
>>64552424
They'd could be doing it on purpose to generate publicity.
There was a huge drop in revenue from all of the original batch of trilogies to the second one, so they need something big to generate hype for the second
Having it 'banned in Russia' or something would be huge.
>>64552456
It's what the kikes in Hollyjew want the world to become.
One giant biracial gay orgy fest.
>>64552387
>3/4
lol
their viewerbase are not old fat white guys.
Their viewerbase are kids. And most kids these days aren't homophobic because they haven't learned to be from their parents.
Basically, kids don't care about romance no matter who it involves.
This whole Poe <3 Finn thing is just a meme right? Because I'm pretty sure Finn is getting a love interest in Episode 8.
I never really saw it with Finn at all. Poe on the other hand was full homo but it won't go beyond subtextual pining.
>>64552519
>kids aren't homophobic
Kids are naturally homophobic, they're only being repressed and taught not to be, and even then that's only in the very liberal states of the US
Try telling me that Chinese kids aren't homophobic and are actively taught to correct their homophobia. Try telling me parents of those kids will let them see this movie
They had to cut Finn out of posters for some countries to get people interested and you guys don't think there would be a monumental shitstorm if they had a gay interracial couple?
Good, kill the cis scum.
>>64552566
>naturally homophobic
Lol, no.
It's learned from their parents.
>>64552597
>redditors seriously believe this
>>64552577
They would just edit gay scenes out for third world shit holes.
>>64552613
It's true. Take off your /pol/goggles and think for yourself sometime.
>>64552529
>yfw every main character will get a significant other except Rey
Poe is such a bland character and I'm pretty sure the only reason I like him is because of how charismatic Oscar Isaac is.
>>64552654
Good, she needs to remain pure
>>64552651
Then explain why some level of homophobia, even if just for submissive roles, exists in practically every society, no matter how isolated? Who taught all of them?
>>64552654
>yfw Rey hooks up withBB-8
>>64552713
Satan. Homosexuality is the only pure kind of sexuality. Sex between partners of the opposite sexes should only be done for procreation, because life is precious, and God, and the Bible.
>>64552035
Poe and Captain Phasma are gonna hook up
>>64552833
>Captain Phasma
LITERALLY WHO
OH THAT NON-CHARACTER STUFFED INTO THE MOVIE FOR NO REASON OTHER THAN TO SELL TOYS
STARWARS ARTISTIC INTEGRITY: ZERO
>>64551192
That is kinda creepy when it's slowed down like that.
>>64552651
>He hasn't seen the video of the two little white girls getting black baby dolls and crying and saying they hate them
Kek, stay delusional, reddit. How often do you see blue birds and cardinals nesting together? Humans are the only animal on the planet that racemix.
>>64552800
MAH ZICK!
>>64552912
I watched an albino deer getting fucked by a big brown buck outside my window just this morning. You're wrong. Also ligers and shit. I know you're mad that your mom fucks black guys but you don't have to make shit up about the rest of the animal kingdom breh.
