>THIS IS MY FIGHT SONG!
>TAKE MY BACK LIFE SONG!
What commercials can't you stand, /tv/?
>>64551016
Peter Pan Insurance commercial.
Actually think that girl is cute, even if her skin color is dark.
>>64551115
>wanting a poo in loo
I'll agree with the Peter Pan, though.
Literally the worst song i have ever heard
Its like the producers put no fucking effort at all. Its just the most generic piece of shit that has ever been produced by anyone ever. You would find more originality in a jr high writing classroom than you would in that fucking song.
>>64551115
PHIIILLL!
>>64551137
Her and nadia Nyce are about the only two that made me want that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9qcWljsT7s
The Peter Pan ad for those who don't know.
Also the Caveman commercials got old a decade ago.
>>64551203
True that. Pretty much all "inspirational" songs are exactly the same
Also who could forget this little gem
https://youtu.be/s9o6krTi5rA
>>64551203
Yeah, but STRONG WOMYN WHO DON'T NEED NO MAN!
>>64551203
Calm down
>>64551016
>THIS IS MY QUIT SONG
>FUCK ALL THIS SHIT SONG
>>64551310
>cowshits
>raiders
>>64551271
I'll tell you what commercials I don't hate. The AT&T commercials.
>>64551418
FERTILITY GODDESS
>>64551310
THIS IS MY BANE SONG
TAKE BACK MY PLANE SONG
This onejust kidding
>>64551425
Plowing her from behind must be heaven.
>>64551310
Tfw you're going to make a big play but then your jackass teammate tries to steal your glory and ruins everything
>>64551418
Gawt DAYUM
>>64551437
THIS IS MY CuCK SONG
FUCK MY SHIT UP SONG
THIS IS MY MEME SONG
FROGGY AND GREEN SONG
I saw this on here before I actually got to see it on tv in the presence of family and friends. I haven't cringed so hard in my life.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4srWvLXZRw
>>64551273
It's not about that
It's about fighting cancer.
The girl wrote the song for a cancer contest and admitted she spent no effort on it.
>>64551685
Well, I guess that's good since that commercial gives me cancer every time it comes on.
>>64551016
I was raging at that one a few days ago
Also i still remember this one from a few years ago
AND I FEEL LIKE I AM JUST TO CLOSE TO LOVE YOU
Has anyone else noticed that the Truth anti smoking ads use that weird flickering orange background? Is this some sort of mind control?WU UWB WBUU BWWW ZRRR BRBRBRDon't smoke broPSHR BRR ZRR KNN
every fucking commercial in spotify
>>64551667
How is this not brilliant marketing?
Knowing your target audience, creating something that'll vibe with them, ..
Sincerely,
a marketeer
HA. A DOLLAR FOURTY NINE? AHAHAHAHAHAHAhahaha-
>>64551731
KEK
MICROSOFT DID AN INTERNET EXPLORER COMMERCIAL WITH THAT AS A DUBSTEP MIX
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOaE4MV5IcM
/g/ SHAT ALL OVER IT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSQ03mfV5ms
>>64551807
Shoehorning as many 2008-era memes into a single minute isn't going to resonate with anyone.
>>64551807
Memes move fast, my friend these memes are stale, they're not viralling any more. Frogs are in, me amigo, frogs and Kanjiclub are the memes of the day.
>so I'm 20/20
>uhh no, 30 period
Kill me.
>>64551896
>doesnt know normie using memes are like 5 years behind
>>64551016
Yeah I can't top that one.
>>64551896
Don't forget how dank they have to be. My 12 year old sister was telling my the other day that she needs more dank memes.
>white dude says "NAILLLLED IT!"
I can't count how many of these shits there are
>>64551807
>Knowing your target audience, creating something that'll vibe with them
But this does neither
>>64551913
Normies are a year behind, not five, this commercial is outdated for them too
Trigger warning:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1TBgcctccoThis fucking commercial will without fail play twice in a row every time I see it.
>>64551730
>>64551913
As /tv/ and reddit have converged the duration between meme genesis on 4chang and meme uptake among the normie class has shortened to the point of intelligibility. That's why meme turnaround has increased to such dank levels in the past couple of years.
>>64551990
no youre just 4 years behind and dont realize it yet.
>This is the only water in little jose's village
>No one ever bothers to boil or strain it
>Give us money
>We promise we'll give them a couple pennies of it
>>64551446
>tfw she farts on your dick, making you cum instantly
>>64552113
>posting with a stealth marketing image
>For just $25 a month you can buy food for some Jews
>>64551807
>>64551869
>>64551896
>>64551990
I never stated it had to be current or good; as long as the target audience sees what they did there, and remembers the brand name, it's all good
DU DU DUDUDU
>*unsheathes go-gurt*
DU DUDU DUDU DUDU
>*makes light saber noises*
DUDU DUDU DUDU DU DU DU DU
>Nigger: Dude, are you gonna do this every time?
>>64551625
thanks, me too
Anyone ever seen the education connection ccommercials where have generic white girls doing dorky raps? They are so fucking cringey
Hey insurance companies.
NOBODYS PERFECT
>>64553237
YOU NAMED IT BRAD
>>64553332
YOU LOVED BRAD
WALLS ARE BARRIERS
>>64551115
Hello Reddit!
>>64551016
>Brown skin
>Wearing blush
Sincerely don't get it
>>64552492
I see this fucking thing way too many fucking times whenever my little cousin watches nickelodeon. What kind a fag mimics a lightsaber fight to the slow version of the force theme and not something like the duel of fates?
all of them
>>64551016
I'll take those odds
>>64551685
She did not write the song "for a cancer contest" anon. Do you even proof read your lies before posting them?
>>64551016
>I'm duh boss!
http://youtu.be/QUQsqBqxoR4
ONE EIGHT SEVEN SEVEN KARS 4 KIDS
K-A-R-S KARS 4 KIDS
Best part is they're actually a jewish charity for only jewish kids
>2016
>watching TV
near certainty that song is about a boy not liking her.
>>64553180
Haven't seen one of those in a long time.
That coneheads version of jake from state farm
>>64554700
that commercial has the most ugly children i have ever fucking seen in one place
>>64551115
I think this one's hilarious
>>64551730
lmfao
>>64551443
What made her smile?
TIIIIIIIIIIM
>>64555438
SHE WANTS TO FUCK THE JETSKI INSTRUCTOR
>>64551443
Well that's not creepy
who remembers these gems https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYTspIT8xjY
>>64555719
It's pronounced jif
>>64551839
SICK WUBS TO CUT THE ROPE
>>64554700
>Best part is they're actually a jewish charity for only jewish kids
Wow, the nose knows no bounds
More like Kars 4 Kikes
>WHAT'S
>>64553363
AND THEN
>>64553363
I rage at all of those
>what are you supposed to do drive 3/4 of a car?
NO YOU STUPID WHORE YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BUY A CHEAPER CAR!
>you're like the poster child for paying your bill on time
WHAT DO YOU WANT A FUCKING MEDAL FOR PAYING YOUR BILL ON TIME THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO DO
>after all that research you get your dream car then you smash it into a tree on your way home
LEARN TO FUCKING DRIVE YOU INCOMPETENT CUNT HOW DO YOU JUST SMASH A CAR INTO A TREE
>>64553180
The latest one has a qt, but what I find funny about it is the window washer watching her in her room
>GET MATCHED FOR FREEEEEEE
>>64556163
Liberty Mutual is the worst
>So youre driving too fast one day and BAM right into a ditch
>yeah i know... pretty scary
>but then your car insurance blah blah
fuck you asian woman with coffee
>>64551667
>>64551750
Look up who finds them. It's on their Wikipedia page
Tl;dr: Big tobacco companies were forced to give the states billions of dollars to make these commercials. So, the people funding them are the same people selling tobacco
As they say...."there's no such thing as bad advertisement." Many people report that anti-smoking commercials actually make them crave tobacco more --- simply the sight of seeing a cigarette or talking about one is enough to get their brain's desiring another
But, do you think the states will turn down all that money? Hell no.
THIS IS MY KEK SONG
WORSHIP MY BUCK SONG
>be not american
>open this thread
>don't get to laugh with the others unless someone posts a link
;.;
This one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cy34Xkb0k4k
She proves that women are good drivers because she hasn't crashed her car within the past 6 months. And then the fragile white man is silenced by the black bull's voice.
>>64555652
It's less rapey with music and voiceover:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzvQ2ruE_Ps
>>64555438
>>64555558
>16 seconds in
camera mans obviously looks like your average 4channer.
>>64557584
The camera man was the mother dummy. She hates her mom
>>64551271
That was shit, but it did lead on to the normalfag song, which seems nice.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zf7q--xnmG0
>>64557682
we arent all moms?
>>64551685
>a cancer contest
You win cancer?
>>64556621
my thoughts exactly every time this commercial comes on
>>64551839
Oh god my sides
>>64556621
She looks like she's 30. Is this the first 6 month stretch in her entire life she was able to avoid an accident to get that bonus?
>>64551437
underrated
>>64557912
>pay us money guys youll get it back easy i swear
There was this one ad last summer on canadian tv its like dream about it, leverage all your assets. Any idea what this commercial is?
>>64554830
>that slight hint of nipple
Muh dick
>>64551016
>OMG im so unique, there's millions of people in this city but just one MEEE so ill drive this bland crossover so everyone can see how special i am
>>64556775
it actually funny with the voice over.
>>64556775
Def. better silent
>>64556621
>thinks being accident-free for 6 months is an achievement
Where I'm from if you get in an accident at all you're a bad driver
>>64558370
>sit parked at stop light
>guy rear ends you
huehueheh your a bad driver.
>>64556775
>>64551443
Imagine raising a daughter that turns into a slut and having her look at you like that.
>>64558411
I feel like that guy meant "cause an accident."
>>64558440
>Imagine raising a daughter
No thanks.
Get on my level you fucking faggots. This commercial is out of control. No idea why they keep re-airing a 2007 commercial, but they do. God damnit American Indians are such a fucking joke it hurts.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8EwxxCijSbA
>>64551310
FUCK ALL OF YOU WE'RE 7-9 THIS SEASON AND FINALLY HAVE A FUTURE YOU CAN'T EVEN COMPREHEND HOW EXCITED I AM
>>64558578
i've literally never seen that shit
>>64555719
Holy shit those were terrible, thanks for reminding me.
Not sure I ever noticed that they're taking turns slapping each others' asses at the end.
>>64558663
I don't watch much TV except for TBS re-runs and football on Sunday and I see it all the fucking time. I live outside of Atlanta too, so it's not like I'm up in North Dakota or Wyoming where reservations are more prevalent.
I don't know why it suddenly popped up or why it airs so much where I live, but Jesus... the cringe hurts every time, yet I can't seem to look away.
>>64551016
2 minute long drug advertisements. Bunch of fat, old, sad or fat-old-sad people lumbering around some park or house, half the commercial is listing off side effects and cancers you will develop from injesting the drug. Ask you doctor today!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25fGWKZFLIY
>>64558578
Part Injun here, holy fuck that's embarrassing
>>64551394
>Not liking PuppetFu
>>64558912
I find it interesting to look at what sort of stuff is going on in the commercial while they read off the horrifying side effects, hoping that you'll just watch the old guy playing baseball with his grandkid or whatever and not actually listen to what the voiceover is saying.
>tfw your insurance agent isn't a big girl
POST GOOD ADS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtWirGxV7Q8
>>64558440
Well my daughters have not turned into sluts..but I am not out of the woods yet.
GO COMPARE!!!!!!!!!
>>64559171
>he thinks he can stop chads and thousands of migrants hitting on them online.
ahhaa i bet youve already let them have smartphones.
>>64559402
Nope, they have PSO cells. only internet computer is in a public place. When they move out of the house they can get what phone they want.
>>64559099
Are we posting anti-drinking PSAs now? This one would've freaked me the fuck out as a kid.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XwdUXS94yNk
>>64559513
its okay im sure chad will let them borrow one of his phones.
>>64551016
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1mlBWKgyco
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ST0cR2-JcZ0
>>64558578
I feel like this commercial gave me smallpox
>MY PTSD IS TELLING THEM TO SHUT THE HELL UP
i just want to watch family films, not be bombarded with shitty teen drama ads on abc family--i mean FREEFORM
>>64555920
That commercial is cute
>>64560274
>watching ABC Family for family-related things
Trust me man there's nothing of value on there besides Harry Potter marathons, I don't think they even do Whose Line marathons anymore.
>THIS IS MY MEME SONG
>TAKE BACK MY TEAM SONG
>>64559638
Kmart wisely catering to their target market.
I HAVE A STRUCTURED SETTLEMENT
>>64551115
Fucking love this one
>>64559992
What were they going for with this commercial? Honestly? It blows my mind how unnecessary this commercial is. The after school special ones are actually funny and then they go and do this? why?
>>64560657
Probably the actress who plays Flo in the ads
>>64560274
that channel is lost. Why even bother watching it anymore?
>>64551731
I like that song
>>64551016
You know what does me batshit about that one specifically? She gives a start at the beginning like "3 million 4 hundred thousand thirty two people on this city, and only one of me... I'll take those odds."
Well, you narcissistic bitch, the same can be said by literally every one of those OTHER people I the city. But all those people aren't conspiring against you, so you're not at a greater disadvantage to anyone else, the odds aren't really stacked AGAINST you at all. You're not a victim, your problems aren't harder than anyone else's, fuck you, whiner.
But yeah, way too many commercials are using that awful Fight Song in general. Seems like they're all car commercials too, come top think of it, but different brands
>>64560712
Cunnypot
>>64552067
Shortened to the point of intelligibility? What the fuck?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4srWvLXZRw
>>64556163
>you're like the poster child for paying your bill on time
Fucking dumbass millenials think they're fucking super heroes and should be rewarded for doing basic tasks
Idiots like this are exactly who make up Bernie Sanders voter base
>>64556163
TORQUE RATIO
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>>64556163
>How can the value on my car depreciate before its first oil change, you say
BECAUSE THE VALUE OF A BRAND NEW CAR DEPRECIATES DRASTICALLY THE INSTANT YOU DRIVE IT OFF THE LOT, EVERYONE KNOWS THIS, HOW STUPID ARE YOU
>>64559992
I think it's pretty funny, doesn't beat you over the head with wymyn power, just a call back to 50's style advertising.
>>64560904
>you're like the poster child for paying your bill on time
lol
> "I take care a muh kids!"
> "Nigger! You're SUPPOSED to take care of your fucking kids, you dumb shit! Waddaya want? A cookie!?!
>got rid of cable 5 years ago
>have adblock on my computer
>stream content on my tv
I haven't had to sit through a commercial in years
>>64551115
>you lived long enough to see the Geico gecko get replaced by peter fucking pan
>>64560851
That's fucking awful
You can just picture a room full of 40+ year olds googling the word "memes" and writing their ad out of it
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBs455jwb8w
Here's an old good ad.
