>film plays in america
>they wear shoes inside
>character brushes his teeth
>no blood comes out
>watching a movie
>main character doesn't go to the bathroom every 30 minutes
>character pees
>it isn't brown
>character gets accused of a crime he didn't commit
>it ain't me starts playing
>set in Ancient Rome
>everyone speaks English
>>64544429
fucking savages, absolutely filthy
>>64544500
hahaha wtf is wrong with you if your pee is brown like wtf??
seriously how can you l literally walk in shit and piss all day with your shoes and then walk in your living room or bed room with the same shoes?
epic reddit thread kid
>character wakes up
>he didn't wet the bed
>>64544448
>characters brushes his teeth
>doesn't tongue
>>64544560
>>64544560
I used to wet the bed until I was like 10 because of phimosis
>>64544500
>character pees
>just zips up his little friend without wiping with toilet paper first
>>64544560
he didn't wat the thread
>american character
>everything including the character turns into lard
>gets shot
>>64544574
I used to suck mommy's breasts until I was like 7.
>>64544587
>character pees
>doesn't spend 10 minutes sitting down grunting trying to squeeze out the last few drops then wiping at least three times
>instead, zips up from standing position without leaking wee all over his pants
>>64544607
thats absolutely natural
>>64544607
I still suck your mommy's breasts
>>64544500
>character pees
>it isn't red
>>64544429
>film is in Africa
>there is no inside
>character scrathes his ass
>makes a sandwich to another character after that
>>64544574
Well thank you for sharing this
>character walks out of his apartment
>he doesn't close the doors
Fucking retarded.
>movie begins with an open casket funeral
>camera pans over the crowd and on to the coffin
>zooms in on corpse
>main charcter vocieover: "yup, that's me"
>it is me starts playing
>>64544646
>film is in Africa
>character buys expensive suits, shirt, shoes from a designer's recent collection
>lives in basically a mudhut
>>64544667
>phone conversations in movies and TV
>no one says goodbye before hanging up
>film plays in vietnam
>wagner starts playing
>movie starts
>it never stops
>two characters wake up in the same bed
>they kiss without disgust
>>64544667
>character runs out of apartment after love interest
>doesn't lock or even close the door
>>64544560
>>64544448
>character takes a shower
>doesn't was their legs and feet
>movie is about the life of Jesus Christ
>dinosaurs are nowhere to be seen
>>64544715
>character takes a shower
>starts masturbating 2 minutes in
>>64544670
kekekeke
>>64544429
>bringing in groceries
>going to have to go back out to the car to get the rest
>I'm going to take off my shoes in between?
This shit might work in whatever 3rd world shithole does this where they never being home more than a bag of rice at one time but not in the glorious land of plenty.
>it's a girl takes off her shoes in a class episode
>>64544549
Move out of India
On second thought, don't
>>64544715
>character takes a shower
>doesn't wash his asshole
>>64544549
Sounds tough Raj
>american character is shown in american classic male white underwear
>they're muddy yellow in the middle
>character empties his pockets
>there's no chicken tendies
>>64544778
>it's a girl takes off her clothes in a class episode
>character orders coffee and food
>takes one sip of the coffee then gets up and leaves
>>64544778
>it's a girl gives his teacher footjob episode
>>64544549
Le poo in the loo, Patel.
>it's a one family member creeps on another family member in the shower episode
>>64544830
>full breakfast of eggs, bacon, sausage, toast, orange juice and coffee
>takes 1 bite of the toast and leaves
>>64544429
>not wearing your shoes all day long, even while lying on bed
Is this a joke?
>charachters have sex
>dont clean up the cum afterwards
>>64544934
>characters have sex
>oh no, I have to go
>>64544429
>every white country
Weirded me the fuck out. I was born in a 3rd world shithole and when my parents moved to the west people did this kind of shit, we didint even do it in our shitskin country
This and not rinsing the soap off eating dishes. And putting instant noodle seasoning straight on the noodles DRY
>female character pees
>doesn't wash hands after
>>64544968
Are you telling me american actually use their shoes inside the house? I though that was a tv show thing because the actor are working and shit.
>>64544968
nigga I live in europe and everyone takes their shoes off
I think that its just an american thing
>>64544774
Just put the bag right by the door inside, then walk back to get the other? You don' t have to take of your shoes to do that. Are all americans this stupid?
>character goes outside
>a challenge appears
>>64544774
>>64544811
>>64544794
>Americans can't handle the bantz
>>64545008
Not him but my personal rule is if it happened on King of the Hill then it's what american do.
If you watch the show Hank takes off his shoes when he enter the house and when they're inside they're barefoot.
>>64544934
>>64544950
>characters have sex
>>64545066
>car comes
>>64545029
>>64545008
It's a US thing only. Maybe canadians and mexican do it too.
>>64544574
Thats odd i too have psimoses and I never wet the bed.
>>64544429
The lack of mandatory foot bathings lets Americans keep their shoes on longer, Ahmed
>>64544574
Iktf bro
>>64545097
>it's a walk on a border stone episode
>>64545116
He was referring to the jizzy wet not the itchy wet.
>it's a going to a friend's neighbourhood episode
>>64545163
I am pretty sure this is Poland. Am I right?
>>64544620
Gotta push all the piss out. Cup your balls and press behind it the side closet to your asshole. All the piss magically comes out. Also helps you prefer faster.
You're welcome
>it's a Billy becomes Arthur's new dad episode
>>64545163
>tfw still no STALKER 2
>>64544560
/mischief/ detected
>Scene of person alone in their home
>They aren't naked/in underpants
>>64545322
>Scene of person alone in their home
>He doesn't watch porn
>person is on the computer
>they aren't baneposting on /tv/
>>64545358
>necroposting
>>64545114
Its definitely an anglosphere thing.
Australians and brits do it
>>64545374
most shows and movies were made in the past bro
>>64545416
>Australians and brits do it
no
>movie about a high school "loser"
>he gets friend, a gf and a life by the end of the movie with barely any effort at all
>>64545008
I'm an American and I do it, but hardly anybody else I know does it. I like having shoes in case there's any kind of emergency i dont have to sit there fucking with my shoes for 10 seconds
>film play in america
>character wakes up
>first thing he does is brushes his teeth
>has breakfast immediately after
>>64544890
>low test betas won't fuck this
More for me
>>64545543
>emergency
and how often does it happen?
>>64545568
that's actually how you should do it also brush again after eating. taking care of you teeth takes effort... that's why I don't do it.
>>64545604
>better throw away the smoke alarm and fire extinguisher!
it also just makes it easier to walk around without worrying that you're gonna step on something sharp and fuck yourself up cuz i dont have hobbit feet
are yuropoors just footfags trying to get off?
>film play in America
>character doesn't wash their mouth after brushing them, just spits once
Fucking disgusting
>>64545201
It's every east european country. The thing is that when you grow up in a shithole you get to appreciate nice stuff. Also you don't become a sjw since you know how real life is.
>>64545673
You have sharp things around your floor unexpectedly?
>>64545684
>characters brushes teeth
>he does it from right to left and vice versa
>>64545706
>you don't have complete control of everything always?
i've not yet reached omnipotence, my apologies
>>64545673
then get slippers with a hard sole...
and why do you have sharp things lying around on the floor?
>>64545745
you sound like you have nails and shattered glass everywhere pham
>swedes dont wear shoes to school
not joking look it up or ask one
>>64544448
you're sick senpai
>>64545706
>>64545745
and it's not even about my house specifically, i'll take my shoes off at my house if im chilling, just not at other people's houses
>>64545745
I can walk barefoot anywhere in my house without the fear of injury... you know why? because it's clean. not walking with shoes inside helps too.
>>64545697
>that random diatribe
Do you expect me to feel pity for you or consider you superior in any way?
>>64545798
>walking barefoot
>fucking ever
okay now i know im talking to footfags
>>64545785
It the student is more comfortable then he learns better or something. Though I have no idea what it's going to be like if someone has smelly feet.
>>64545796
I'm sure people appreciate you dragging all the shit from the streets into their homes.
>>64545749
>then get slippers with a hard sole
what's the functional difference fool
inb4 muh laces muh comfy
>>64545834
what's wrong with you? Do you wear sneaker into the shower as well?
>it's a character does fake fallings in home like he slipped or something
>he's alone and doing it for his entertainment episode
>>64545834
>he sleeps with socks on
>>64545864
the difference is that slippers are clean unlike your shoes you wear outside
>>64545840
nobody has ever said shit, and i don't have a bunch of passive aggressive fuckwits for friends who will bitch and moan about me on the internet
also
>what are doormats
>>64545867
do you shower at a fucking gym? you don't walk around in the shower
>>64545240
I'm gonna go try this right now, you better not be lying to me
>>64545896
do you fuckers never clean your shoes
>>64545892
>he likes cold
>>64545919
flip flops madafaka
>shower scene
>character doesn't give himself an enema with the removable shower head and blast shit water out of his ass
>>64545938
>he doesn't have heating
>jail scene
>everyone starts fucking
>>64544543
I know dude! Like WTF, bro????
>>64545952
my nigga. gotta keep that boy hole nice and clean
>>64545935
of course but not every time I come home.
>>64545929
How did it go?
>character shits his pants
>no watery shit running down his leg
>>64544607
My wife's son still does that, and he's like 14.
>>64545972
kek
At what point in the day do americans put their shoes on? Unless they go to bed wearing them they must take them off at some point.
Putting them on to go outside and then leaving them on all day yes, but what if they dont go outside? Do they have a designated shoe time they must wear shoes inside after? Or do they just put them on straight after getting out of bed?
Do americans wear shoes in the shower?
>>64546093
We just try not to contact the floor. Yeah we have special shoes for shower.
>leaving a trail of sweaty footprints all around your house
I seriously hope you guys don't do this
>Movie starts
>Typical day at the start of the class
>Kid looks like he's got no sleep
>In between his yawns he slips some glances towards his crush across the room
>Smiles softly to himself, content that he has the chance to see her
>Suddenly hears clattering in the hallways
>The screams of a teacher running across the doorway as bullets crash into him
>Everybody moves back to the windows, the kid is now beside the girl he loves
>Door is pushed open with force, a young man only a few years older than the class studies the room for a split second
>He levels his rifle and picks a target
>The scream from the girl is cut violently short as a bullet tears through her skull
>The kid crouches down in fear and sees her lifeless eyes from between his fingers
>The man opens fire again, more of his classmates scramble and fall
>The eternity of the scene ends with footsteps down the hallway and he can't move
>Schoolbell rings
>The kid wakes up with a jolt, the teacher taps him with a ruler
>"Homework for thursday Anon!"
>He looks around the room in a dazed panic
>His girl is giving him a smirk
>He realizes he's not American
>The day goes on.
>>64546120
>he has sweaty feet
honestly? these threads are hella epic.
>>64546120
>sweaty feet
>>64544448
You have Acute Gingivitis with possible Periodontal inflammation , go to a dentist
>>64546093
>Unless they go to bed wearing them
But that's literally what everyone does
R...right?
>>64546028
I think it worked, but I didn't have a whole lot in the tank to begin with. Your saying that I had to increase pressure on my perineum right, to force the urine out? I got a couple extra drops that way.
This isn't the first time 4chan has revolutionised my bathroom experience either. Balling up a small amount of toilet paper and dropping it into the bowl before you take a shit prevents splash.
Pay it forward.
>>64546159
>trust me, I'm a toothologist!
>it's a character and his crush somehow end up together alone in one room episode
>>64546186
I'm actually a dentist , but who cares
>all this rampant shitposting
I picked the wrong time to quit drinking.
>>64546162
>not sleeping completely naked
not true, i am swedecuck and we had no shoes in preschool, for middleschool we were required to have one pair if inside shoes to put on when in the school building for sanitary reasons and after that it was normal, shoes on all the time.
>>64546194
Why could this never happen in real life?
>>64546194
>>64546226
>a character main character doesn't like comes in mid-episode
>>64546234
everytime
>>64546125
god i love not being an americuck
>it's a female character gets a tattoo on her feet episode
>film plays in america
>the President is white
hahahahahaha
>>64546285
has there ever been an asian president?
>European flick
>no muslims to be seen
حرام
سمه
>>64546258
enjoy sharia law
>>64546368
enjoy getting shot at the movies
>>64546428
I'd rather die as a free man than live as a cuck.
>>64546441
>ameridumbs think they are free
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>>64546349
Literally name one example you retards
>>64546466
Ur mum
>>64546463
>implying we're not
Besides, no one is, ever was, or ever will be truly free.
>charcter able to talk to women with ease
>charter not deathly afraid of said women laughing at him
>>64546466
Never fucking reply to me unless you're contributing to the conversation.
>>64546510
>character is supposed to be beta and different so that the "outcasts" watching can relate
>he has a gf
>>64546493
so neither are you. got it.
>>64546345
Bill Clinton
>>64546493
>no one is, ever was, or ever will be truly free
Spoken like a true sheep
>>64545647
You should only brush your teeth twice a day.
You should floss after every meal though.
>>64546466
>some faggot replies to every post
>>64546463
that sweet sweet multiculturalism is making you retarded anon
>>64546466
>it's an anon responds to every post post
>character does a shit
>he doesnt stand up to wipe
>>64544543
Ha - Ha X'D I know right! like totally wtf! what's wrong with him :DDDD
