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How does this aspie Jew keep getting work? He's a shit
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How does this aspie Jew keep getting work?

He's a shit actor with zero range. His Lex Luthor looks fucking awful and they should have gone with Stanley Tucci instead.
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Pretty much every kike in show business has family money backing them up.
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>how does this Jew keep getting work?

huh
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I thought he was gud in facebook

But seeing him in other movies made me realize he is pretty one note. His pretentious enlightned nerd demeanour in interviews didnt help either
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>its a jesse eisenberg plays kristen stewarts boyfriend movie
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>>64536301
he's basically reddit: the person
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Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't though. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a troll.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . .that is if you can ha
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I really think he's a terrible actor. He plays an awkward jew well, but I don't really think he's acting when he does it.
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>>64536216

>How does this aspie Jew keep getting work?

You literally answered your own question
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guys I fucking get it, he gets work because he's a Jew
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>>64536301
He just plays himself... it turned out he can only play Zuckerberg
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Eisenberg is the current Shia LaDouche and he'll end like him
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>>64536812
>hating on shia
get the fuck off this board
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>>64536812
except Shia is weird in a sort of endearing way. And I think he's more talented than Eisenberg desu.
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>>64536951
if they make Luthor as annoying as the trailers make him seem im gonna be so pissed
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>>64536859
>>64536871
Shia is finished. /tv/ is the only place that like him. It must be the memes and anons projecting really hard on his pedo video on youtube
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>>64536273
This, it's because of nepotism.
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>>64537190
he was good in Fury

and he has a couple movies coming out but nothing major
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>>64536216
He is literally Goofy extroverted Pseudo Nerd (BvS, American Ultra, Now You See Me) or Goofy Introverted Nerd (Social Network)

Awful
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>>64536951

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RLjZkRzQ9w
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>>64537362
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RLjZkRzQ9w
the fuck was that
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>>64537362
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RLjZkRzQ9w
turn your mic volume down retard
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>>64537494

>having your volume at 90
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Who /theendofthetour/ here?
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>the FUCKING PORN PARODY has a more fitting and intimidating Lex Luthor than the canon DC cinematic universe
I said it in the Suicide Squad thread, I said it in the Pan thread, and I'll say it again here: it is sincerely hard to believe how fucking stupid Warner Brothers is. They're tumbling down to Sony Pictures level.
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>>64538044
here's the thing about WB

Their casting decisions range from brilliant to awful

Heath Ledger - brilliant
Eisenberg - awfull
Margot Robbie - brilliant
Will Smith - awfull (I love him but he's not a good fit for Deadshot)
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>>64536951

https://youtu.be/Qh_lB4xHqWw
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fucking jews
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>>64536216
>muh range
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>>64538107

DC had a wonderful cast. HAD. Fucking Jews just had to keep sticking their nose in
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>>64536216
>jew
Answered your own question.
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>>64539405
wait an almost all black cast what
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>>64539405

>Black Flash
>Blackman
>Wonder Blacked
>Aquablack
>Martian Blackhunter
>Black Green Lantern

About time we started getting some diversity in our popular media.
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>>64539405
>>64539444
>>64539708
Im black and this makes me uncomfortable
like i only want green lantern to be black the other dont make sense
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>>64540113
Martian Manhunter as a black guy makes sense because his human form is generally black
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>>64540205
yeah but a black aqua man? really blacks cant swim
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>>64540113
>Im a basketball american
ftfy
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>>64540459
no really im mixed
White skin with jew fro
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>>64539708
I think you mean Black Black Lantern
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>>64540500
are you a grill?
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>>64540514
nah senpai sorry
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Is he actually Jewish? I didn't know if he is.
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>>64540546
damn shame, was at least your mother a reverse mudshark?
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>>64540575
My mom is from a red republican christian family

Dad form the streets of LA but is not a Nigga this Nigga that Black guy
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>>64536216
>Jew
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>>64540653
my condolences.
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>>64540653
>>64540575
they are still together after 25 years of marriage
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>>64540726
why? nothing is wrong
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>>64540727
>>64540753
mudshark mother and nigger father. you're literally set up to be a failure.
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>>64540860
Your view of black people is so fucked that you will fail im sorry man I feel bad for you
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>>64540900
i wouldn't call them people, but whatever you say.
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>>64540935
Why wouldn't you?
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>>64536216
His take on Luther looks incredible I can't wait. He took a mastermind and said to himself >what if I played him like a shitty version of Jim Carey as the riddler.

It's so brave.
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tfw Snyder is trying really hard to imitate Nolan's TDK trilogy from the gritty brooding theme to the Ledger effect casting choices and just ends up making a giant pile of shit for the normie fanbase
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>>64536216
He's gonna ruin the whole movie
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>>64540567
>Eisenberg
Are you serious
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>>64536216
>Jew keep getting work?
Read that again, you answered your own question
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>>64536216
i liked his role in the facebook movie tbqh
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