>going to see a certified film
>enjoy your MOVIE sir!
what do you do?
>>64535681
Politely correct him and hand him a pre-printed sheet of this
>>64535704
>Sixteen Candles
>not kino
> y-you too
>>64535704
>pre-printed sheet
high autism
>>64535681
>implying i'm going to eat buttery popcorn after i just finished getting my nails done at the cinema salon
you're a fucking idiot
>Can I please have milk duds and popcorn and mix the milk duds in with the popcorn my good lad
>colored "person" fails to address me as master
immediately order this buffoon to be fired.
you forgot the falcon chow
>>64535882
>Milk Duds are a caramel candy, historically enrobed with milk chocolate and currently enrobed with a confectionery coating made from cocoa and vegetable oil.
I work at a movie theater and I have seen some of the weirdest shit.
>one guy ordered a bucket of popcorn with extra butter and literally requested some mustard packets
>one little shit ordered a small soda with every soda we have mixed together
>some lady stuffed moon pie bites in her bra
>huge black family ordered around $150 of snacks including pizzas, chicken nuggets, nachos, corn dogs, popcorn, soda, and candy
Also found some condoms, sushi, and vodka once while ushering.
>>64535681
>y-you to
then go on /tv/ later that night and complain
>>64536333
Working at a movie theater seems comfy
Challenge him to a 1 on 1 knife fight. It's the rulez.
>>64535681
You're ordering a trough of popcorn. It's an easy assumption that you're a fucking plebian
>>64536775
>not buying an XL bucket to throw around during the kino
>>64536333
i take vodka to the cinema
Suck his willy
what the fuck is a certified film
>>64535681
"Excuse me sir. Can you pleaes tell me where the whites only shower rooms are located."
