*eats chicken loudly*
I get hungry during this scene
>>64526804
Nice blog faggot.
*squishes tomato with teeth*
That scene always makes me want to eat food that I don't have. The foley artistry is top notch.
>>64526834
hello reddit!
>>64526804
>>64526665
>eats loudly
This triggers me.
*has nothing but maggoty bread for three stinking days*
SO YOU SAYIN
>when your parents having sex and you eat your tendies loudly to mask the sound but you still can hear it
>>64526665
i used to make my little brothers sing to me while i reenacted denathors feast. pretty comfy
WE HASN'T HAD NUFFIN
>>64526922
>>64526893
Looks like he's holding a fat penis in his hand lol
BUT STINKIN
>>64526922
Can you meme master anon?
>>64527034
>we ain't nuffin but faggoty cock for THREE STINKIN' DAYS
MAGGOTYYYY
>>64527034
>>64527118
Hahahaha THIS
Why do the fools fly? Better to meme sooner than late. For meme we must.
I'm now schlorping and crunching on some nice grape tomatoes like a fantasy-medieval king.
Thanks, OP.
ORCPOSTING?
GET A FIRE GOING
>>64527034
Now I want porn of the Uruk-Hai gangbanging the hobbits.No homo.
>>64526922
Fucking lol'd right out loud...bravo, Anon.
>>64527131
'FREE STINKIN' DAYS
>tfw you will never messily feast whilst an angel-voiced halfling serenades you
>>64527644
back to reddit you go.
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>>64526665
>*eats tomatoes bloodily*
>>64527330
WE AINT READ NOT'IN BUT FAGGO'Y THREADS FOR THREE STINKIN' DAYS
>>64528332
best scene of the movie
https://youtu.be/dj1dNCcI0B4
>>64529277
Ha!
>was eating chicken
>clearly, blood drips from his mouth
so are we to believe he does not fall ill or die of food poisoning from severely undercooked chicken?
>>64527034
what kind of a faggot it takes to notice this? that's one freudian observation
>>64526665
See? This is much better than using that stupid fucking "What did he mean by this?" meme isn't it.
>>64526841
It's the tomato that does it for me. Any reasonable person with any kind of cherry tomatoes experience knows that you either cut them in half or eat them whole if you want to retain any kind of dignity.
>>64529955
It was a grape tomato
>>64529955
He would've died of food poisoning if he didn't burn to death first.
>>64530432
Speaks the truth. I was a work eating luch and I bit into a tomato like he was eating and Denethor'd everywhere
>>64529955
he bit his mouth
>>64530443
this is tomato juice?
>>64526922
oh man too comfy, i had two little sisters who were equally obsessed with LOTR and we would always eat chicken and tomatoes ravenously with our hands, intentionally spilling shit over our faces and shit
ABANDON YOUR POSTS
FLEE, FLEE FOR YOUR LIVES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04xOsNW7zTA
>>64529955
blood of the numenor makes you immune to food poison
>>64528364
Nyeeeeah! Why can't we have some memes?
From the point of view of a hobbit, all humans are big guys.
>>64530668
What about them? They're fresh!
>THEY ARE -NOT- FOR MEMEING!
What about those Star Wars threads? They don't need those!
>>64530795
MAGGOTY MEMES
>>64530984
Get back, scum! The threads go to Chink Moot. Bumped, and unspoiled!
>>64532024
Bumped? Why bumped? Do they give good sport?
I do this. I prepare chicken, bread, olives, grapes and wine and I eat it like denethor while talking to myself.
I also sometime touch my neck in slow motion while taking a hot shower.
>any scene with Faramir and his dad
>>64529955
It's called myoglobin.
What we think of as the "blood" of meat is actually that. Just juicy muscle protein, really.
>Walter Bishop on LSD bullies manlet
One question about LOTR.
Why didn't they just asked the eagles to take Frodo to Mt. Doom for him to throw the ring in the volcano?
>>64533219
Why didnt Gandalf just swallow the ring and throw himself into Mountain Doom?
He obviously got resurrected after freezing in the bottom of the world after he fought the balgor, so why not just suicide the ring?
>>64526922
Where is the horse and the rider?
Why do people find this scene funny. You're supposed to hate him for being such a gluttonous piece of shit while his son goes to die.
>>64533526
Big words for a small guy.
>>64533526
>hating someone for eating good chicken
*white tulips heartbreakingly*
>>64526922
he has to cry anon, if not it would ruin the immersion
>>64530552
fucking this. I stated the same when I said I was disgusted that he was eating raw chicken with blood spurting and I asked if its in the book. They said it was a fucking tomato. A FUCKING TOMATO! really?
>>64528332
le best scene in le moviele
>>64533852
>>64527104
>>64534514
wait wait. we can just write a meme out and some faggot with eventually come along and meme it for us?
>>64533219
why did sauron with the ring fail against 1 human when he was destroying armies by himself?
