How can a celebrity not have the money to buy another plane ticket? She makes 300k a year.
>>64518848
she probably paid for the ticket. if you have no idea how airlines work, let me give you the clif notes.
approximately 15% of people don't show up for their flights. so airlines overbook by about 10-12%. some times this means that flights get overbooked.
alot of times when they are overbooked they announce it, in case anyone wants to stay. they normally get double tickets and some freebies. i have taken it before when i didn't really want to go to a meeting. claimed they kicked me off due to overbooking.
my bet is this gril didn't want to go to utah. so she took the free tickets. either that or she didn't even show up.
>>64518848
At least those cookies are going to the right place
>>64519005
Or the plane was delayed and moved from 31st of december to the 1st of january?
Why complicate things you nigger
>>64518848
and spends 305k
Women are not known for getting busy with things like budget.
>>64518848
>eating food you haven't paid for yet
Why
>>64519210
well that is a possiblity as well but i wouldn't think anyone, even an actor, would be so fucking retarded as to blame an airline for weather.
>>64518848
IT'S "PAID" YOU STUPID BITCH
PAID
PAID
PAID
>>64519065
Best pic of Chloe.
>>64518848
>payed
0/10 would not fuck
>>64519285
it's a grocery store. you are going to pay for it.
do you really not eat grapes while in the store? or have you never actually shopped for yourself?
>>64519242
Good point
>catched
>>64518848
God she is so perfect....
>>64519345
> Eating cookies from a package sold by the package
> Eating Grapes sold my the pound
One of these things actually is stealing...
>>64519461
it is accepted stealing. in fact my local store sells grapes by the bag now because of this age old practice.
how did your mom keep you tame in the grocery store when you were 4? my mom fed me grapes and oreos.
>>64519537
Mine taught me not to be a little cunt.3
>>64519537
Being white.
Literally who
>>64519555
so she taught you to be a giant cunt
>>64519065
They should put more of her ass in the show
>>64519609
>>64519645
The girl Joss Whedon is currently piledriving.
>>64519728
I would be happy with more of her in the show in general.
She is literally the most powerful character on the team and all she has done for most of season 3 is skulk about the base shuffling paperwork or something.
>>64519345
>>64519537
In an actual civilized store, they toss people out for eating food before paying. I've seen this happen, you can say all you want that "I'm going to pay for it", but they have no guarantee you won't just eat it all, toss the package somewhere, and leave.
But I'm betting the average weight of your local shoppers is breaking the 300lb mark, so they probably make an exception lest they invoke the rage of motor scooter amerifats.
>I spend my time following literal nobodies on social media
Best QT
Http://youtu.be/pNUvqlsYo7k
>>64518848
Who are these pathetic hangers-on who reply to celebrities on Twitter and Instagram? Don't they know the celebrity doesn't give a fuck about them and is never going to read anything they say?
>>64519285
>>64519345
I have nightmares where I'm accidently eating groceries at shop.
>>64520035
Stalkers.
>>64519537
>>64519345
Welcome negro
>>64519292
Considering that in northern europe our flights very rarely get delayed because of weather, yes I would blame it on the airline or the airfield for not being prepared.
>>64518848
are le cookies le ready?
>>64519811
In a civilized country, stealing is uncivilized. Growing up, I never saw anyone tossed from a grocery store for sampling food or opening things in their basket and eating them. You didn't need to prepay for gas. It was assumed that you would go inside afterward and pay the cashier. People had plenty of guns too. This is what happens when there are more criminals than law abiding citizens in a country. Everyone must now be treated like a criminal.
>>64519285
>browsing supermarket
>feel thirsty as fuck
>grab a can of whatever and start drinking
>tell the cashier to scan and pay it on the way out
>>64520043
horrifying
>>64518848
AYY LMAO BABY NICE STAGED PHOTO UR JUST LIKE US POOR PEOPLE
>>64519065
jesus christ
i wish i had a job where my only requirement was having an amazing ass
>>64518848
>Buying Oreo's at Whole Foods
Are you stupid? You can get them at Walmart for $2.50 instead of $26 at that fucking overpriced place.
>>64519790
Surely that fuck could have chartered her a flight then you would think.
>>64522265
she's a rich celebrity she can buy them anywhere she wants
just like me
not that i would ever eat that garbage anymore
>>64519537
Bitch they still weigh the bag. Do you think they should just pour grapes into a crate and make people scoop them out?
>>64519285
I used to live below a crackhead couple who would go to a massive supermarket and leisurely push a trolley around while eating stuff taken from the shelves, deli, bakery etc. They'd put the wrappers in the trolley with a bunch of random stuff, the implication being that they intended to eventually pay for everything.
When they were full they'd just abandon the trolley somewhere in the place and walk out without paying.
>>64519345
>grapes, a food item that's barely sealed in a clear bag with holes
>Oreos, sealed shut in a bag
At least wait until you paid for it you Amerifat.
>>64519345
>>64522929
Grapes are sold by weight, if you eat some before you pay for them you're stealing from the store. Oreos cost the same for the package no matter how many you've eaten.
>>64522108
do you have one? are you a girl?
>>64523043
It's a pretty decent ass, hard as a rock, I squat, but I'm a dude, so...
>>64520043
Do you ever have nightmares where you're doing your shopping then accidentally walk out without paying?
>>64520320
jeff pls
>>64523008
Two grapes? Who cares?
Can I get a price check on two grapes? Yeah you heard me Phil, two measley, stinkin' grapes!
there aren't magically other planes you can just hop on
you cant even "scalp" tickets due to TSA/etc and how modern shit is
shows how underage this board is now, literally /v/ and /sp/ children shitting it up, never of you kiddies have flown solo or bought your own tickets
>>64518848
Mammario posted a dozen tweets with a similar story
also do you even airports?
>>64523451
>never of you kiddies have flown solo or bought your own tickets
Airline companies usually have a no singles policy.
>>64523451
Flying solo is too scary, I always go with mommy, and she cooks up some tendies and puts them in a zippy for me to keep me calm during the flight
>>64523584
nice meme reddit
>but you are the reddit
the singles policy joke was always since /tv/ was created, but blown in another meme-expansion like pepe was originally "feels good" to another variation to his retard status now
hilarious 10/10 postwould fucking stab you with a blunt object when i see you if i had the chance
>>64523653
I was rusing but the sad thing is, there's a grain of truth to my meming.
I've been refused (but later refunded) a plane ticket because the police were investigating "young men flying alone" the day I was supposed to travel.
I'm guessing they were looking for a runaway criminal (because there's no way he could have an accomplice or something?) but perhaps terrorism will make this a permanent issue.
>>64523097
>>64520043
The only shopping-related dream I ever have is one where I've won some kind of contest and get to take as many gameboys and games as I can carry.
I don't mean "gameboys" as in an oldfag talking about a handheld device, I mean the actual gameboys. Somehow dream-me still hasn't moved on from then, and thinks it's a fucking amazing thing to get to grab a free gameboy and a couple of games.
>>64523008
How much do you think a grape weighs? How sensitive is the scale they're using? How much does it cost by pound?
Critical thinking isn't you're strong suit, is it?
>>64524076
Theft is theft anon, just because you're an autist trying to justify it doesn't mean you aren't robbing the store. It adds up.
>>64524040
>The only shopping-related dream I ever have is one where I've won some kind of contest and get to take as many gameboys and games as I can carry.
That's not a dream, that was "Video Power," you probably repressed the memory because you didn't handle the penis inspection so well.
>>64524040
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WeGxF1E1pQ
>>64524155
Beat me to it.
>>64524136
>Theft is theft
What is "grand theft" then?
>>64524224
Try google and wikipedia, retard, I'm not here to spoonfeed you basic facts.
>>64524155
>>64524204
Not American so never saw that.
Those kids really seem to be annoyed by the hosts' chipper attitudes, though.
Daily reminder, all you chucklefucks in this thread are bumping an advertisement. Odds are 0% she actually eats Oreos, let alone craves them so badly she has to eat them in the fucking supermarket, let alone takes New Years Eve selfies of herself with a box clearly visible for the photographer.
Jesus Christ, /tv/, do you not know how Instagram makes its goddamn money?
>>64524440
I did eat Oreos as a direct response to this image.
However I didn't BUY those Oreos, I already had them in my apartment.
But that means I'll buy more Oreos in the future, so I guess you're on to something.
>>64524654
Pro-tip, celebrities are VERY conscious when they talk nakedly about large national (or multi-national) brands. It's rarely done accidentally as part of a social media post.
Sponsored instagram posts like the above are just this generation's banner ad.
t. facebook employee
>>64523938
Impossible. Violates civil rights. Will never happen.
