Oscar Isaac appreciation thread?
>extremely handsome
>effortlessly masculine
>confidence without arrogance
>great actor
>overcomes the manlet barrier
I consider him a world-conquering hero on par with Napoleon or Alexander the Great desu senpai
By falling for the Oscar Isaacs meme you're every bit as bad as the people lining up for the latest Chris Pratt flick. These men are marketing tools, not actors. Inside Llewyn Davis was a hollywood shill job made for the express purpose of creating a new "legitimate" actor to be used in subsequent capeshit releases in order to attract the "film buff" demographic to maximize profits. This happens all the time in hollywood. They pluck out a new star with an inoffensive face from obscurity, put them in an indie shit on the cheap, and bam, they now have "legitimacy" "wow look at this hot new talented actor" appeal and can now be a new "artificial star" to hinge your summer tentpole release on.
It is all fraud, a manipulation. Oscar Isaac is no more an artist, no more a human being even, than the new mcdonalds festive hamburger promotion. He is smoke and mirrors, a light show, a pretend actor.
Exact same career progression is true of all of the shilled meme actors of late. Lawrence, Fassbender, Hardy. By supporting these "lesser known" critical darling you are only enabling the pre-production marketing phase of the capeshit machine.
Isaac is lying to you with his very existence.
if i could take 3'' of my height and give them to him i would do it. He deserves to live full life.and i'd still be 6' so no big deal tbqh
>>64515737
calm down, fatty
>>64515881
Nobody gives a fuck about height jesus christ, this meme should just stay in the history.
>>64515935
>Nobody gives a fuck about height
t. manlet from /v/
>>64515935
t. manlet
>>64515935
Women do, very much.
>>64515965
This, I've heard two of my women friends talk about how they'd both be into a guy if only he was tall
>>64515737
Oscar Isaac is more like Omar Sharif than any of them.
>>64515935
Women very much care about height when thinking about whether they want to fuck a guy, generally.
>new flavor of the month
>>64515737
s-stop
>>64515619
Fuck off, Oscar.
>5'8
>fucked a 6' (in heels) woman the other night
chkm8 betas
>>64515935
Manlet spotted.
Think of it this way. If there are somehow Ewoks in the next movie, you have a huge chance at being casted as one.
Good luck, midget man.
>>64515619
>Oscar Isaac
>1.74
>manletpick one
>>64516066
Grill here, it doesn't matter unless the dude is literaly 5'2. Being tall is generally a plus, but the lack of height isn't a dealbreaker like /tv/ thinks.
>>64516204
>1.74
>not a manlet
>>64515619
He's in this short film on Vimeo I really liked
i know a dude who is 5'6 or so and he refuses to date girl taller than him
Its not like he could not get them, he is handsome and fit. He literally turned down few girls down because they were taller than him, even if they were literal 8/10s.
Manlets are fucking retarded
>manlet
Sorry, but I can't respect him.
>tfw you would have to be the big spoon
>>64516218
I'm not saying it's a complete deal breaker, but it is a factor that most girls think about, even a little bit, obviously women aren't some one-dimensional entity and there are multiple things that go into whether a women is attracted to someone.
Confidence is usually the most important factor and any guy under average height with confidence is going to do better than a tall guy with no social skills.
I have a friend that's a good foot shorter than me but he was more confident than me which got him girls.
>>64516294
>5'6
>manlet
pick one and only one
>>64515935
>>64515619
He's 5'9", that's average for Hollywood and the general population.
Deemed short IRL only.
He's the new Standard.
>>64516347
less than 5'5" detected
>>64515619
>overcomes the manlet barrier
Not so fast.
>>64516409
Either that dude is a genuine midget or the chick is a freak of nature.
>>64515737
Fassbender and Isaac are good and versatile as fuck, kill yourself
>>64516478
classic gary right there
>>64516409
>>64516478
Yes, I'm sure most girls would go for that awkward ugly Adam Driver fucker because he's tall rather than manlet Oscar Isaac.
>>64515619
>par with Napoleon or Alexander the Great desu senpai
>he will never portray either of these great leaders on film
>>64516478
Please
please no
>>64516391
Why was there all those pics of Luke in stormtrooper gear before 7s release. That shit wasn't in the movie.
>>64515737
Is this the birth of a brand new meme?
Ps kill yourself
>>64515935
when will they learn
>>64516568
It was from an omaze charity video where he went in full costume to hollywood lane. (i dont know what the road is i'm British)
>>64516536
i would love a remake of alexander with another gay love scene, starring oscar isaac. he would probably be a good napoleon
>>64516523
They would actually. Driver's height and broad shoulders along with good hair give him an alpha vibe.
>>64516478
top fucking kek
to be fair he's probably not much shorter than hamill
>>64516720
>fat teenage girls on twitter suddenly are an authority
I love this meme desu senpai
>>64516725
If only he wasn't so ugly.
Also Oscar's hair > Adam's hair.
>>64516720
These people are kind of pathetic honestly.
Like, joking about manlets and all is funny on an anonymous image board and I'll take part in it myself, but actually having that opinion and posting about how they should be hanged whilst it's tied to your name doesn't sit well with me.
Maybe it just annoys me because it seems like I've always had short friends, but fuck women like this.
>>64516889
Women can overlook that especially with facial hair. I've heard from plenty of women that they think he's sexy on Girls.
>>64516902
These are the same kind of people that will get in a tizzy about racism/sexism/homophobia/transphobia/ableism/ageism/whatever.
>>64515619
He's taking over when Pacino dies.
Who is the next Bobby D?
>>64516725
t. poster who never had a girlfriend
>>64516409
That dude looks like a mega manlet but what a fucking bitch
>>64515737
I wasn't going to read this but then I did and I've got to admit it's a decent argument.
>>64516482
>Fassbender and Isaac are good and versatile as fuck,
I'm sure that versatility will serve them well in their careers of capeshit and video game shit
>>64517168
It's an /int/ meme you fucking spastic
>>64517187
>posting an old meme
hello reddit!
>>64517168
>>64517187
learn your menes kids
>t. ylilauta
>>64517053
Oh no doubt about that.
I like how one of the user names is "beYOUtiful", implying some sort of "be yourself you're beautiful" trite motto and yet she's complaining about height.
>>64517222
t. Reddit
>>64517228
Finnish /int/ posters brought it to 4chan I mean
>>64517168
What does t. even mean? I've seen everyone using it lately.
>>64517283
its mene
t. explaination guy
>>64517283
Basically its like saying 'regards' basically used to make your post a quote by whatever name follows
>>64517283
t. Is an abbreviation which translates to truly
>>64517283
Fuck off reddit, I will not let you add this to Know Your Menes
t. meme guardian
I didn't notice him until I saw A Most Violent Year.
He's fucking great. I'd love to have a beer with the guy.
>>64517283
This. Wanna know too.
>>64517505
It is translated from the Finnish word "terveisin", which translates to "sincerely". Used when signing off on letters.
>>64517547
Thanks! I'm adding it to Know your meme
>>64517547
more correct translation would be 'regards'
also phrasing in >>64517369 implies t. is in fact abbreviation of truly
>>64517597
It's not an English abbreviation though so it's not truly
Could he be the new manlet role model?
>>64515737
Interesting theory
I've only seen him in Drive, Ex Machina and now TFA.
He really sells those characters, he's so good.
>>64516338
>obviously women aren't some one-dimensional entity
[citation needed]
>>64517716
I really like to imagine Oscar Isaac, Tom Cruise and other hollywood manlets making fun of RDJ for being so insecure.
>>64517766
Watch Inside Llewyn Davis, Show Me A Hero and A Most Violent Year to see better performances by your meme actor.
>>64515737
You are almost right. It isn't some mass conspiracy though. It is as simple as they picked a proven good actor who is pleasing to the eye.
>>64516338
19:11:21
>>64517780
19:53:01
Took longer than I expected for someone to make this joke, some real low hanging fruit there.
>>64516478
>>64517766
he's a real trooper for making out with Maggie in Won't Back Down
>>64517871
Come on. Look at the cast of the new X-Men movie.
>Fassbender
>Isaac
>Lawrence
And it will make hundreds of millions. They gain too much from these critical darling meme actors for me to believe that they weren't heavily invested in them "Making it" in the first place. They own the media. They control the film industry. Why wouldn't you pull the strings every step of the way to maximize profits
>>64517872
cry about it to tumblr, m'lady
>>64516099
At least it's a good flavour.
>expect thread about based oscar
>get this shit
You're all a disappointment.
>>64515619
>>extremely handsome
>>effortlessly masculine
EL MA O
are you fucking implying he doesnt work out like 5 days a weeek?
>>64518163
Funny how this board is suddenly very welcoming of the latest shilled minority meme actor so long as they can almost pass for white.
I don't care how light skinned he is. He is cultural genocide in action.
>>64517492
It's just some finnish word that means like "regards." You use it like you would end a letter
>>64518300
I think OP was talking about his personality and demeanor, not his build. Also it's not like working out five days a week is a particularly trying accomplishment, especially when a good portion of your job revolves around your body image.
>>64518309
No one should reply to this bait
>>64518300
he's a manlet, two hours in the gym and he has noticeable gains.
he's gotta keep his burger intake in check because getting fat works the same way
>>64518439
And yet you did
>>64518037
>implying I'm crying about it
I almost made the joke myself in the post but considered it too obvious.
>>64516422
>5'9''
But he looks shorter than 5'8'' Boyega
>>64518547
desu desu hi5 then :)
>>64518689
Boyega's proportions are all fucked up tho
>>64518743
>literally running into each other's arms
Is this the gay agenda
>>64518689
But he looks taller than 5'9" Maggie
>>64518762
Doesn't change his height though
>>64518775
nope
no homo
he probably fucked Daisy right?
>>64518817
And RDJ looks the same height as Chris Evans in the Marvel movies, doesn't mean shit.
Oscar looks no taller than 5'7'' in all the photos i've seen of him
>>64518875
no, Daisy is saving herself for me
>>64518875
Why would she choose him over that suave black man.
I just appreciate Hollywood keeps manlets in fashion. There's no way I could compete with Big Strong Lanklets who had the backing of MSM.
>tfw your husbando is tall as fuck and towers over manlets
feels good man
>they made them line up by height
>>64516409
>why crop a picture of yourself for your own profile pic?
>why is the attention off of me and my sloppy wet nigger stretched hole?
>>64518975
>>64515619
I'm so jealous, if I could grow a sweet beard I would be literally this guy I am same height and build and hair. Shit sucks.
>>64519157
Okay im adding him to my list of hollywood stars that I'll use in an attempt to produce perfect human being.
>>64519157
Look the size of those feets. Just imagine the dick.
>>64515619
>you will never have Oscar Isaac hair and beard
Fuck anyone who doesn't know him as Llewyn.
>>64519319
seriously...
>>64518875
If anyone he fucked tall stromtrooper
>>64519312
i thought it was common knowledge that he's got a huge fat cock
>>64519480
I hated him after he abandoned the poor cat. What a dick.
>baw baw my friend committed suicide
Grow up and get over it, Llewyn.
>>64515737
Nice pasta desu senpai
>Inside Llewyn Davis
>A Most Violent Year
>Ex Machina
>Mojave
Who the fuck is his agent because holy shit every movie he's in is great
>>64519754
>some upcoming xmen movie
>>64519312
size of bones have no correlation with size of soft tissue like the penis
hence why midgets have human sized penises
>inb4 small dick
hey man fuck you
>>64515737
Further evidenced by his own fucking name. My god. How deep does this go?
>>64519754
Violent year is the only good film you've listed
>>64519754
>Star shit
>Capeshit
Y-yeah ha ha
>>64519850
Except for the fact that Llewyn Davis is his best film you no taste fag
I'm friends with Oscar Issac's brother. Ask me anything. (Can I get some (You)'s?)
>>64519880
>Inside Lewlyn David
>good
>taste
>all these people hating on Oscar because he's taking a bit of money from Popcorn-eaters in the Midwest with some harmless capeshit
you people are all fucking trash. No capeshit actor does 6 episodes of a fucking HBO miniseries that no one saw. He's the real deal and he's a goddamned chameleon
>>64519880
Sure if you're an IMDB buff
>>64519963
>no one saw
lmao. David Simon is a reddit essential.
>>64517070
gosling? at least the character he plays in the big short makes me feel that way
>>64520024
>everything anyone has ever recommended is reddit
>people are desperately scrambling for reasons to hate oscar isaac
I cant handle this level of contrarianism
>>64520122
>Implying /tv/'s high standards are impossible to achieve
THAT is reddit.
>>64520140
He's just too smug.
>>64520122
Anything leftist cucks who blindly follow the latest heavily marketed flavor of the months praise is reddit.
Also let's look at his biggest roles.
>Drive
Reddit appeal but not overtly reddit.
>Inside Llewyn Davis
Reddit appeal but not overtly reddit
>A Most Violent Year
Reddit appeal but not overtly reddit
>Ex Machina
Literally reddit the movie
>Show Me A Hero
Literally reddit the show
>Star wars
Literally reddit the movie
>x-men (predicted)
Literally reddit the movie.
Some career trajectory.
He looks so sleazy but still friendly. I think it's the eyes.
>>64518689
because google is a shit source
check celebheights, pretty trustworthy, he's 5'7 btw
>>64516269
Which one?
>>64520301
>this entire post
>>64520555
Let me go home, let me go home. I want to go home.
>>64519938
I love how the faggot above this post still has no (You)s.
>>64519319
I don't have the beard but I have the hair
It's not as good as it sounds and mine look AWFUL when wet
>tfw can't into jesus mode either
>>64520301
how are there that many "reddit: the movie"
surely it implies that one movie is the most definitively reddit.
>Tfw 5'11" king of manlets
If I'm not super handsome like Oscar how am I supposed to make it?
>>64521186
Compensate with your personality or you're fucked
>>64516218
will you marry me? i'm tall
>>64521261
How does one fake a personality
>>64515619
he's actually a very young George Lucas
>>64521319
There's probably a wikihow for it
>>64521344
>tfw young george lucas and young mark hamill will never return to us
>>64520932
Reddit the movie is a genre of movie.
>>64516478
god damnit gary
>>64516725
Grill here, I'd pick Isaac over Driver any day
>>64516478
GoT girl ten ft behind everyone else so her head can still be in the shot
I'm only two inches taller than Gwendoline
she'd dwarf me in heels
>>64521586
>>64521648
Why does she not have a tailor that can make something actually flattering for once
>>64521685
Oh man I would hatefuck that Pansino bitch so hard
>>64521689
>>64521832
I'd love for her to dominate me 2bh.
>>64521907
same senpai
>>64515619
if you love him so much why don't you just marry him you fuck
>>64521907
it's more fun to dominate a woman who's used to being dominant
>>64521879
Why is the wearing the most painful looking heels ever when she's already 80ft tall
>>64516478
Domhnall Gleeson's beard looks fucking awesome>tfw can't grow a beard
>>64521949
I'm trying
>>64522016
because nobody makes flattering flats
>>64522009
>not switching roles multiple times in one night
>>64521832
>>64521648
>>64521586
Famalam i just found out she has nudes but her body is li8terally washboard tier. I didn't know bodies like that actually exist? i thought it was a 4chan meme.
>>64522115
my ex had the same kind of body, and she was 6'0"
>>64522088
nah
make her your submissive slut
>>64522121
She looks pretty excited to barely be in star wars. I wonder if she knew from the start that they only cast her because they wanted another meme bullet point to get the reddit audience excited and had no intentional of giving her a real part?
>>64522115
I've seen the nudes
would still smash
>>64516720
>Don't go to 4chan, it's full of assholes.
>>64515737
So much autism in one post.
Are you just realizing for the first time that Hollywood is a business? Go to bed, kid.
>>64522373
hello, newfriend.
>>64515950 >>64515964 >>64515965 >>64516066 >>64516177 >>64516409 >>64516610
Look, the only thing that I meant is that women don't care about a height. You are all just a fucking retards if you thinkg that it's all about appearence at all. I'm 6'4 and I don't think that the thing of just being tall gives me any advantages at all.
Not being tall is just an excuse for you to not try harder, or as cliché as it might sound - just be yourself. I mean, if you want to find a love that'll keep it up with you your whole life, you don't need to try to be someone you're not. If she'll love you then she'll know what does she love you for. If you just want to fuck, it's easy - every mongoloid can find a girl that will fuck him, or atleast blow him (rules applies, even if you are 4/10, you can get atleast 7/10 for this without much effort).
I seriously don't know what you guys are trying to achieve.
>>64515737
Oh yay a new copypasta
>>64522521
I've been here since 07.
>"oh cool an Oscar thread with lots of replies!"
>it's actually a manlet/reddit thread
>>64522684
I don't think we were ever talking about finding love, of course height matters less when talking about that shit, I don't think "love" was even mentioned once.
I was talking NSA fucking with sluts in a club or something, they're more likely to go for a tall guy.
>>64515737
good post
>>64522698
The only new thing here is you, friend
>>64522684
5/8, you've blown it, but you had us the beginning.
>>64522870
That's what I'm talking about, clubs are essentialy a place for desperates to find a one night fuck, everybody is capable of that.
>>64522721
Yet you reply to stale pasta.
I bet you argued about Ryan Reynolds' career being ruined already when you saw that Deadpool is an engineered meme movie shit.
>>64523084
What did I? Maybe I don't understand what you guys want at all...
>>64515619
this is what manlets _A_C_T_U_A_L_L_Y_ believe
>>64523193
>damage control
>>64523127
Of course everyone is, it's just easier for tall guys because women prefer taller guys superficially.
That's all people mentioned, there's no campaign here where we've been saying short guys can't find true love or whatever, just for some reason a single throwaway comment turned the thread into "manlets, when will they learn".
Pretty fucking based in Show Me a Hero.
Sad to see him shilling Disney crap.
>>64523324
>Sad to see him shilling Disney crap.
Get used to it because the man is dead as an artist and has been from the moment he agreed to do star shit and capeshit. If I saw him today I'd honestly kill him and I LOVED him in the 2011-2013 era. Broke my heart just like Fassbender before him. Sell out hacks. Kill them all.
>>64523314
I learned classically
I learned contemporaneously
Who are you?
>>64523394
You have some serious issues, friendo.
>>64523443
I've never even had sex and I've been laid more times than you.
>>64523484
You're just baiting me to make a rape joke you can cap and post in your '4chan is anti-womyn' tweet.
>>64523664
honestly I was hoping someone would say "how does that work" so I could make the rape joke myself but yeah we'll go with that, and you fell into my trap, just as planned.
>>64515737
Nope false. Isaac is fucking king of hipster indy shit way before he was ever in Meme Wars or IMD (Inside Meme Davis). Check out "The NightLab" on youtube, he is truly a terrific appreciator of hip music and plays it as such. He's also just a genuinely good guy.
>>64523912
Doesn't matter how authentic he was. He still ending up selling out and becoming an action figure.
>>64524892
>making millions of dollars in a bit part of a beloved family fun franchise to further advance your spotlight value to further advance your love of true art is selling out
Sign me the fuck up
>>64524892
>being this autistic
srnh
>>64525052
welcome to /tv/, tourist
>>64525038
He's in x-men. That's right, ''Authentic'' Oscar Isaac is starring in capeshit now. Into the trash he goes.
>>64525111
takes one to know one.
>>64525231
>threads 404 in 40 minutes now
>complaining about autism on this board of all places
not at all
>>64525038
>to further advance your love of true art
Yes, that's exactly what he's doing by contributing to the capeshit cultural infantilization.
Here he is painted blue next to fellow artist Olivia Munn.
>>64525304
>archived thread is 404
lad.
>>64516267
im 175 and i consider myself average (in my country) but i'd give anything for 5 more cms
>>64525384
>olivia munn as psylocke
Who the fuck authorized this
>>64515737
Not to mention he's an ugly shitskin to apeal to the new Mongrolized generation
>>64516409
He's so cute.
>>64516720
wtf even is this it's so weird
what would the male eqvuivalent to this even sound like?
>>64525415
>im 175 and i consider myself average
>>64525220
>>64525384
yeah but, c'mon, that shit looks amazing.
Cultural infantilization? Have you seen the latest X-Men? That seems a little harsh, he's not Quipton America here.
Anyway I'm not here to defend X-Men, but Oscar Isaac get's the bills paid, only so many true artists can starve. He just happens to be ridiculously charismatic and have great screen presence. Besides that, the guy can act.
MEME ACTOR
also is old af and shouldnt be in star wars tbqh.
>>64518875
Cute, CUTE!
>>64525683
>That seems a little harsh, he's not Quipton America here.
Yes, he is a power rangers villain instead.
>He just happens to be ridiculously charismatic and have great screen presence. Besides that, the guy can act.
Shame he uses his skills for evil instead of good.
>>64525566
"sluts" or "ugly bitches"
>>64518875
>wanting old balls slapped against your vagine
issacfag pls spread your degen someplace else.
>>64525683
>that shit looks amazing.
>>64525683
>Quipton America
He did that in Meme Wars already.
>Who speaks first me or you?
And with that line he erased any good will he had accumulated with ILD, AMVY or SMAH and became another cog in the capeshit machine. You could see his face contorting and then reforming as the reddit logo.
>>64517180
> I'm an artist and most certainly trying to not make money
Fuck you, even Paul Newman and Robert Redford have done comic book movies
>>64526081
I have zero respect for either of them. Populist whores.
today i learned that oscar isaac was in a punk band called "Blinking Underdogs" that has opened for green day u can download or listen to his music here
https://archive.org/details/iuma-blinking_underdogs
>>64526141
Sounds like fucking garbage, No thanks.
>>64516066
I prefer the guy I'm dating to be taller than me, but I'm also 5'1 so I don't think that's asking too much...
>>64526081
PSH is the only good actor that has done pleb films and that is because he needed 75 bags of heroin.
Issac has a good agent so he has the illusion of being a good actor.
Die.
>>64515619
Is it strange that I liked him best as a bald, disco-dancing psychopath?
>>64516269
Ticky Tacky?
>>64526245
>psychopath
Except he didn't do anything wrong in that movie.
>>64516725
Driver's done love scenes with Lena Dunham, he's forever unclean. Isaac a cute would marry
>>64526228
girls below 5'3 are garbage tbqh.
>>64515619
>terrible smushed nose
>creepy rapist face
>short
>tiny eyes
>always plays assholes
He's shit.
>>64515619
>eats tacos
>farts burritos
>squirts horchata
>>64517806
Tommy Girl is just as bad as RDJ sempai
>>64515619
>generic white male #99999999999
*rolls eyes* ugh
>>64526228
FUCK
YOU
>>64526488
heh
>>64526488
>generic
>male
>#
>99999999999
he wishes.
>>64526436
>takes shekels
>career seems to have taken off despite being completely average
>pretends not to enjoy bacon
not bean bro.
He sure knows how to tear up the dancefloor
>>64526636
He's so dead-eyed even when he's happy and it's weirdly alluring.
>>64515619
not even a manlet lol 5'9 is fine. average height in US is less than 5'10
Haters on suicide watch
>>64525415
would you give your penis for those centimeters
>>64526784
>trying to force this hard
He's hideous t b h
