>Shortly after the September 11 attacks, Driver joined the United States Marine Corps[11] and was assigned to Weapons Company, 1st Battalion, 1st Marines as an 81mm mortar man.[12] He served for two years and eight months before suffering an internal injury while mountain biking without a seat.[13]
>Lose your anal virginity to a bike
>Become an actor
>>64514050
>Lose your virginity to your right hand
>Become a /tv/ poster
kylo ren confirmed as iraq war vet
>>64514097
>9gag tier """"""""""""joke"""""""""""""
>due to deploy in Iraq
>suddenly fall off your mountain bike and get discharged
FROM MY POINT OF VIEW THE TALIBAN ARE EVIL
>>64514050
>while mountain biking without a seat.
retard confirmed
>>64514144
he didn't fall of it, the bike raped his anus
watch this and say he doesnt seem like a good dude
inb4 VICE REEE
neoprequelfags btfo at 1:00
https://news.vice.com/video/adam-drivers-non-profit-performs-for-the-troops-excerpt-from-arts-in-the-armed-forces
>>64514144
the bike went into his anus
Just read the NPR transcript of the interview where he talks about it that's linked in the wiki article. Says he was riding down a hill and fell and hit a ditch and the handlebars broke his sternum. Not sure where the "no seat" thing came from but it's hilarious.
>>64514359
I liked the guy even before this. Haven't seen TFA yet because not paying for that piece of shit, but the amount of asshurt coming from his role must mean he did something right.
He's a top notch actor and a great guy, wish him everything good in the world. Can't believe I actually disliked him once.
>>64514504
Agreed. Enjoyed him in Girls S1 and the Baumbach films, especially While We're Young.
>>64514359
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVjT-RH7-wE
>internal injury while mountain biking without a seat.
He's really not ugly at all
>>64514460
DRIVER: Yeah. I think, you know, here I was, PT-ing with another friend of mine. I didn't know anything about mountain biking. But, of course, your mindset at the time is, like, well, let's go to the highest mountain we can find...
GROSS: (Laughter).
DRIVER: And find the steepest drop-off. And then that's what we're going to do. That's going to be our exercise with these, you know, stupid bikes. And we did that. And then, like, you know, I hit a ditch. And the handlebars went into my chest and broke my sternum. I ate it, you know, kind of mid-way. Then you kind of, like, find a path and, like, hobble down and get in a car and, you know, drive to the hospital.
>>64514504
>asshurt
kek
>>64514097
/tv/edditors on suicide watch
>>64514603
he's face doesn't have too ugly features it's justs that one side of his face is droopy like he had a stroke or something.
>>64514629
>like
>you know
What a colossal mong
>>64514564
The male actors on Girls are the only good characters
>>64514504
>asshurt
Oh come on
>>64514564
Dad phoned me while I was at Uni and told me "watch "While We're Young". I fought it because it's a post-2004 Ben Stiller movie, but I gave it a chance and he's fucking tits in it.
If I ever watch TFA, it'll literally only be because of him.
He'skind of attractive in a weird way
>>64514655
You never really realize how often people drop those words into normal conversation until you read it on a transcript. There was a radio station in my city that used to do a but where they'd count "you know's" from athlete interviews, and it was hilarious. At times nearly every other word out of their mouths would be "you know".
>>64514658
Yeah i liked him and Ray(?) and Allison Williams' bf who left the show. Dropped it a couple into season 2, seemed like it lost something or played like a parody of its fresh first season.
>>64514050
>PATRIOT
>JOINS THE MARINES AFTER 9/11 TO AVENGE AMERICA AND REKT SOME TOWELHEADS
>HONORABLY DISCHARGED
>BECOMES AN ACTOR
>GIVES LITERALLY THE ONLY GOOD ACTING PERFORMANCE IN STAR WARS 7
IS THERE ANYTHING HE CANT DO?
>>64514705
yeah, that was the first movie I saw with him aswell
he's also the only good thing about it, despite his small role
>>64514706This
>>64514629
>>64514720
Ray is literally me.
>>64514050
>>64514504
How is he not Jewish
>>64514772
The script is stellar. It's well directed. Ben and Naomi are very good, even what's her name. It's self reflexive, exploring the creative process of directing and ever shifting boundaries between reality, inspiration , and plagiarism. Pretty impressive little film.
>>64514705
Stiller and Baumbach's Greenberg is good as well.
>>64514097
Savage
This guy's kinda ugly in an interesting way and I would, with no hesitation whatsoever, swap heads with him just to have that luxurious thick hair.
YOU WEREN'T THERE MAN
>millions of obese people who can't even meet the physical requirements
>support and interest in joining military dwindling
>get discharged for injuries on a bike
How does the military even work anymore?
>>64514914
It's just the nose. He's not actually ugly
>ITT: People who don't mountain bike and realize you stand most of the time, seats get in the way of hitting huge drops
>>64514967
Yeah, they should just send a guy with a broken sternum to the battlefield.
>>64514967
I don't know, but my brother joined the army over the summer and apparently they have very low standards for who they accept. One kid somehow smuggled drugs into basic and got expelled, another would constantly hit other cadets for fun then tried to kill himself. You think they'd really check these kids out before they join
>>64514991
Yes he is
>>64514603
>>64514645
>>64514991
>>64514914
are you guys fucking blind or something
>>64514118
you mean anal war vet :D:D:D:D:D:D:D
>>64515073
>6 eggs for breakfast and a whole chicken
Is this a regular fit diet or was he huge back then?
>>64515102
Of course someone looks bad when you cover their best features. Post the hair, man.
>>64514504
so let me get this right
not only do you pretend to be white, you're also an easily impressed pleb?
>>64515240
>>64515343
Beast by human standards. Not /fit/ standards, but sorta goal-ish for me.
Why wouldn't you wear a seat on a bike, unless you want stuff in your b-hole?
How dumb do you have to be to cuck yourself to a nation's military and volunteer to go get shot and shoot at randoms on the other side of the world, "protecting" literally no one.
>>64515397
There are seatless mountain bikes.
>>64514050
>mountain biking without a seat
Training for jewish gay producer's cock.
>>64515453
Should I wait for you to answer the "why" part of my post?
>>64515381
He's fucking jacked in Girls. I was kinda hoping for a topless scene from him in TFA
>>64515480
he means, they literally have no seats
so you don't have to worry about any accidents ;)
>>64514735
MARY SUE
>>64515553
It was never an accident, you pull off the seat intentionally and it intentionally goes up your bum.
>>64515575
Hey, two goats!
>>64515480
Because the seat is useless.
>>64515575
>YFW CAN NEVER GET A SHORT HAIRCUT CUS YOU GOTTA COVER UR WILL SMITH EARS
THINK THERES A SURGERY TO FIX THAT SHIT ADAM
>>64515605
>should i?
>because
Jesus Christ, stop.
>>64515487
Why are you so gay.
>>64515343
What the fuck is that body
He looks skinny ripped and fat all at the same time
>>64515701
Why is he so oblivious to the fact that he would look much better if he covered his hears with the hair?
He already has long hair too.
>>64515701
Is it me or he looks younger than his wife?
>>64515701
"hot"
>>64515786
His wife's son is older than him, though.
>>64514720
Season 2 isn't that great but seasons 3 and 4 are good.
>>64514504
He's also great in This is Where I Leave You.
Shit on by critics, but I thought it was pretty good; nowadays they seem to shit on anything that's not a blockbuster, anyway. I also liked In the Heart of the Sea, and that was panned.
>>64515865
But it's not his face, it's his ears, they are way too opened.
>>64515443
>get fit
>get discipline
>get free housing, food and plenty of money
>get to taste whores from all around the world
>befriend the best bunch of people you ever will
>get to shoot a rifle and blow shit up
>looks good on CV
>only have to spend six month abroad doing shit nothing in the desert, maybe shoot a sand nigger if your lucky
What's not to like?
>>64515865
>pig and goat contemplate suicide
>>64515443
t. Hassan ibn Salim
>>64515865
He looks bad with facial hair and short hair. However, he looks great with longer hair and clean shaven like >>64515701
>>64516000
He looks better with long hair and facial hair, but I guess they wanted him to look as young as possible in TFA.
>>64514603
I was discussing this with my girlfriend. We're of the opinion that he's not really handsome, but still has a sexy allure. Which is weird. Probably because he's a solid actor.
>>64514655
>Every time I speak I know exactly what I want to say, word for word, without normal tandem conversation breaks.
You have been typing too much, you need to get out and vocally interact with more people.
>>64515865
There's multiple scenes in Girls where they discuss his looks. There's one where Hannah says he has Dumbo ears. Then there's the scene in the boat with Ray where he says that they understand each other because they're both weird looking.
>>64516129
Do they ever talk about Lena's looks?
>>64516071
It's the confidence he has.
Confidence is attractive to people and Driver is the kind of guy that atleast talks like he knows what's up, he's also had more 'worldly' experience in his life than most people his age which is another attractive factor.
>>64516071
Good body, tall, fit, not ugly, deep voice, good actor. Of course he has a sexy allure.
>>64514135
How do you know a joke like that is from 9gag?
Do you go there or something?
>>64514135
> don't be funny on 4chan unless you're using one of my approved memes
whatever you say, toddler
>>64516162
They call her fat multiple times.
>>64516227
That'll have to do.
>>64516043
I guess it's a matter of opinion then :)
>>64516162
Yes. Adam discussed her fat with her. He tried to get her to exercise too.
>>64516222
but it wasn't funny
>>64516167
>>64516171
Yeah, that all makes sense. I kind of like it when actors are like this. It makes them seem more like real people who are just really good at carrying themselves. I think Daisy has some of that too, but she's more conventionally attractive than Adam is.
>>64514050
dude is a human satellite dish, prolly recieves over 200 channels the antenna looking fucker
>>64515736
It's his head, it doesn't fit on his body at all. His face is that of a skinny lanket, just look at it >>64514958
>>64515575
He's a pellar now?
>>64514387
very unrated post
>>64514958
>>64516626
He never saw a day of combat. He's a fucking poge as far as I'm concerned.
>>64515058
What a fucking retard
>>64515343
Fucking huge by normal standards, isn't he like 2 meters?
>>64514861
He probably has some distant Jewish ancestry, given his very mixed European ancestry. The jews allow some very select goyim into the fold so long as they have at least some jewish background. Of couse these goyim get higher privileges than the blacks and other slaves the jewish masters parade around.
Driver's background is convincingly not-Jewish. It's possible but more likely that he just got lucky.
>>64514958
IT AIN'T ME
IT AIN'T MEEEEE
I'M NO MANLET'S SOOOON NOOOOO
>>64514735
He cannot ride bicycles anymore...
>>64516000
>he looks great with longer hair and clean shaven
Just like me
>>64514958
holy shit
I'm choking.
>>64515701
what does ywn mean?
>>64518297
young white nigger
>>64518297
>>64518509
don't you dare fucking lie to me on a mongoleze kite sewing forum you faggots
Doesnt explain the face
>>64515058
When you are this /fa/ of course you look good
>>64518617
>Doesnt explain the face
part horse
>>64514097
What percentage of the population do you honestly think had sex before they discovered masturbation?
>>64519471
Well your mom when she got impregnated by your grand pa when she was 9 for starter
>>64517808
I think one just has to look Jewish these days. Driver certainly does.
>>64516215
of course we've been there, that's why we hate 9gag, how can you hate something that you have never been and have no idea about.
>>64514359
>he doesn't seem like a good dude
But he does it is he just too problematic wittle baby?
>>64519536
rude
>>64519838
underrated post
>>64515443
Dude
I'd murder Muslims for free
After I saw TFA I had a dream about cuddling him. I think because his hair and cloak were so luxurious
He's a good actor and a cool guy
>>64514603
>no cheek bones
>elephant ears
>weird nose
>weak jaw and chin
>ugly jowl
>terrible complexion
There is nothing redeemable about his appearance. He looks like a fucking dork.
>>64515343
Lena Dunham is a fucking troll.
>9/11/2001
>filled with Patriotic fervor
>sign up with the Marines so you can go blast you some Osamas
>train in the expectation that you'll be going to Afghanistan to get revenge
>one day your CO comes up to you and tells you you're actually going to Iraq to participate in a retarded boondoggle devised by neocon politicians who also happen to be former execs at defense contractors
You'd jump ship too, pussies
>enlisted in the Marine Corps back in 2009
>served for two years before premature arthritis wore away at the last of the cartilage in my feet, making even standing excruciatingly painful
>had to get corrective surgery, was discharged in 2011, never deployed despite enlisting for the sole purpose of going down range
>can't reenlist
>forever labeled a POG
I never thought I'd sympathize so heavily with an actor
Good for him for making the most of his situation
>>64515624
hi anon
aggressive downhill / mountain biking pretty much requires you to stand on the pedals nonstop since you'd be getting slammed and jostled around too much if you stayed seated
you can also handle slams way better, your legs are like a natural suspension
Why is he so weird looking? Huge ears.
What races were his parents?
>>64521552
All of that happened? I thought he only had the bike accident?
>>64521552
watch his interviews too, he seems like a nice guy whose subtly passionate for the role of Kylo. I like him.
>mfw jar jar is training kylo right now
screencap this
>>64522152
m8 I was talking about myself, not Driver
>>64522544
Will do, thanks for the suggestion
>>64522738
What's a POG, buddy?
>>64522788
Person Other than Grunt, pal. It's a derogatory term meant to make you feel bad for not going into combat.
>>64522152
reading comprehension, retard
said anon had that personal story to tell, ergo the greentext
fucking newfaggots
>>64522896
Doesn't sound derogatory to me, to be honest. You joined the army for a reason.
>>64515343
Woah. Why wasn't there at least an scene that showed this? It would've probably made the character more popular and look less like an emo teenager. No need for a topless, just a scene with different clothing that let's you see he is a big guy.
>>64523195
that's surprisingly a really nice thing to say, coming from someone on 4chan. thanks senpai
>>64514050
>served for 2 years as marine artillery
>never deploy
How?
>>64522896
It's for infantry to use so they can pretend they have a use outside the military.
>>64514504
>Haven't seen TFA yet
Opinion discarded.
>>64514504
It's a sad time on /tv/ when the tripfags are right and BTFOing the redditors
>>64524333
>marine artillery
While a mortar itself is an artillery piece, the 1st Marines are not an artillery regiment.
>>64519471
The percentage that are double amputees obviosuy.
My brother missed his SECOND tour in Iraq due to an injury.
>>64519572
>2016
>we
>>64515343
I don't get it.
I feel attracted and disgusted at the same time.
WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
>>64517603
>Cucking yourself to the Government
Nuh Driver was smart, got his paycheck and got fit and had no chance of dying. I'm sorry that you're a dumb retard who think he's risking his life for an actual cause LOL
>>64525299
Try covering up the left half of the screen.
>>64519943
Then why don't you?
>>64514050
I giggled at your post, OP, then read it to my roommate and she giggled as well.
>>64525333
kek
I knew it.
Thanks, anon!
Kylo Ren was good, Adam Driver is good, anyone arguing otherwise is just fucking projecting their own edginess
>>64519471
The percentage that were sexually abused as young children
>>64514958
Why does every fucking marine have those inbred ears?
>>64514050
>>64515877
Nigga was on Heart of the Sea? Shit, I gotta see it.
>>64515343
Literally my goal body, god fucking damn adam, good job!
>>64514958
>>64514050
I think I'm actually hotter than this guy, how was he ever hired for that role?
>>64526549
Being an awkward ugly loser was literally the fucking point of Kylo Ren. He wears a mask to hide his insecurities and how awkward/dorky/unimposing he looks.
>>64526769
Yeah, he depicts the typical star wars nerd.
>muh lightsaber, it belongs to me
>gets his ass kicked by a girl
>>64514273
They probably got it wrong. It was probably a trial bike and they're just retarded.
>>64514097
>>64514050
>suffering an internal injury while mountain biking without a seat.
uhm. wtf. why?
>>64525956
The marines attract a lot of retards who fail at life. You have a bunch of other losers turn fascist and scream at you till you're a brainwashed moron who kills in the belief of """"""""""""""""serving your country"""""""""""""""" and protecing America's """"""""""""""""freedom"""""""""""""""".
>>64514735
>S THERE ANYTHING HE CANT DO?
drive downhill without getting anally raped by an inanimate object
>>64514050
sounds like he did it on purpose to get out of the marines..
>>64527175
Watch that edge, anon. I don't wanna get cut.
>>64527175
>>64527442
>average_marine.png
>>64519572
>we
Could you be more of a fucking cringe faggot?
Kill yourself.
>>64514050
>Decide to check the source
>So you enlisted in the Marines a few months after 9/11 and - or about a year after 9/11, after you graduated high school. And before your platoon was actually deployed, you broke your sternum in a mountain bike accident. So what was it like for you to have to leave for medical reasons before actually doing the work you'd enlisted to do?
>from injured sternum into motorbiking without a seat
Wikipedia does it again.
So he wasn't anally raped by his own bike? How I am supposed to finish jerking off to a broken sternum.
>>64514144
Such is the life of the Jew.
>>64514050
>mountain biking without a seat
>>64529183
HE'S
NOT
FUCKING
JEWISH
>>64529379
Yes he is, kiddo.
>>64529016
Check Wookiepedia.
>>64529399
Fuck you, sonny.
>>64529441
What's your problem with Jews, kid?
There is literally nothing wrong with being Jewish.
>>64529016
>broke your sternum in a mountain bike accident
I've done this. fucks up your lungs too. hurt to breathe for like 4 months.
>internal injury while mountain biking without a seat
?
>>64529582
Prolapsed anus.
>>64529477
Ignore the b8
>>64529531
I might do this then. Anything that gets me out of uni for a while.
Exactly HOW do you have to fuck up for that to happen?
>>64529595
You think he must have had to push it back in after he was crouching in front of Rey?
Can you imagine what it must have been doing during that fight scene? every time he turned around it must have been whipping around in his draws, like a damp sausage.
>>64529814
Fall on arm. Have mobility issues, possibly breathing problems, and pain for the rest of your life.
>>64529891
I'll try to do that. Hopefully I can get that sabbatical I was dreaming of.
>>64514580
He seems like a chill guy, apart from being a great actor, wish him the best :3
>>64516071
Female Adam Driver
>>64529856
You fucker, I'm eating.
>>64514504
By now you should be used to being wrong.
I don't have a problem with the guy he just doesn't fit the role. The whole movie feels oddly cast.
>>64514097
ROASTED
OASTED
ASTED
STED
TED
ED
D
>>64519838
>But he does it is he just too problematic wittle baby?
Wait what, samefag? What are you trying to even say here?
>>64519912
>>64514144
How young are you? He served for almost 3 years directly post-9/11.
Ever heard of fucking Afghanistan? Christ.
>>64514050
He looks like a normal person in this photo instead of a spitting image puppet
>>64530806
How young are you, faggot? He didnt go to Afghanistan.
>>64514097
>right hand
what do you mean by this?
>>64531271
Left handed people spank it with their right hand, onto rags that when left for years sprout fungus babies.
>>64525335
Fat pussy
>you now realize any durka durka might have spared us of the abomination that this movie came to be, or at least part of it
>>64530806
It's a big place.
>>64514144
The mountain bike discharged into his anus.
>>64531359
This is untrue, I'm left handed and fap with my mouth.
>>64514050
Military. It's essentially a declaration that you've lost the game.
Think about it. The power of free will and you *still* settle for slavery. Wonderful, no?
From an early age, you're influenced by your environment. Your parents (or lack of), teachers (in some manner, shape or form) and other mentors can help steer your life in a direction, whichever direction that may actually be.
However, during all of this, if you're still alive and have most of your bodily functions, there are a whole world of opportunities available to you. Especially in this day and age of technological marvels and the wonders of the Internet to provide information (and, of course, misinformation.)
The military should not even be an option, at this point, because not only is there enough information to suggest that joining it is only for those who've allowed themselves to be brainwashed by a military-industrial complex keen on retaining what power they have left ... but there is also enough information available for people to make their own decisions on what they'd like to do, instead.
Still, people join. They wish to be broken down and remoulded in somebody else's image.
This is a sign of weakness. Of allowing one's self to be influenced and corrupted by those with power and ambition. Essentially, those who join the military are no-better than mindless sheep.
>tl;dr: Join the military? You're a faeces-flinging, irradiated, nuclear-powered rhesus monkey who enjoys others making decisions for you.
>>64514504
looks like a picasso painting
