Darth Vader's evil spirit takes over Anakin's body
But they burned it again
>>64514031
> darth vader
> anakin
>>64514077
>B-but the dark force energies kept the body alive!
Watch some bullshit explanation will be revealed.
He took over his own body?
>>64514031
>Snoke
>Because it's a creature from the smoke
POETRY
Well, Andy Serkis said "he totally isn't Plagueis" so that rules that out...
Just like JJ said Thundersnatch wasn't playing Khan.
>>64514116
It's a figure of speech when Luke tells him, "I'm a Jedi like my father before me." Anakin and Darth Vader are one of the same but the dark side took over Anakin. Do you understand? They're not the same person.
>>64514172
what a load of shit
they aren't two different things.
its one man who made some stupid decisions.
SNOKE WEED ERRYDAY
>>64514153
Naw man, see, it's like SNAKE, which is a mythological tempter, and he tempted Ben Solo ya? It's so deep.
>>64514031
Tell that to Kanjiklub
>>64514211
There's been moments in the EU where evil spirits take over bodies and shit. I wouldn't doubt it if JJ decided to pull some bullshit where the evil spirit of Anakin takes over his body while Anakin's light side is trying to save Kylo.
>>64514031
WE WUZ KINGS
You mean Plagueis?
>>64514439
u motha fuckaz are tha same ones who thought kylo was luke skywalker lol
Anakin
+
Plagueis
=
Supreme
Leader
Snoke
APSLS
>>64514031
I can't take Snoke's face seriously.
>>64514505
Holy shit.
>>64514031
>dat head wound
Palpatine's ghost possesses Vader's body after Luke left him on the Death Star 2.
>>64514998
this is most plausible
people saying that Anakin possessed himself are retarded
>>64514141
ive been saying this nigger looks like crackhead Azog with progeria
>>64514031
>Snoke's pic
WAIT WAT, IS THERE A BETRER LOOKING CAMRIP? OR A SCREENER?
>>64514154
>Well, Andy Serkis said "he totally isn't Plagueis" so that rules that out...
How does that prove it's not Plagueis?
>>64515987
The concept art that's been leaking are assuming that's what Snoke looks like in film. People need to realize the concept art is simply concept art. The pic in OP's pic is the actual scenes with Snoke.
>>64514031
chronnerbrothers.com
>>64514077
Snoke looks kinda... melted.
>>64514505
Now we are one
>>64514031
>Anakin's body
The one that disappeared from the universe when he died like Obi Wan and Yoda when their spirits became Force ghosts too?
>>64514644
I can't take snoke's name seriously.
>>64516647
>that snoke faceGENERAL
>>64514154
and kit harrington said "jon snow's totally dead lmao"
>>64516793
eh, it's better than fucking "Dooku"
![lead_960[1].jpg_1439493175.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ezShNzg.jpg "lead_960[1].jpg_1439493175.jpg")
>>64514031
it fits
>>64516863
Not for me desu
>>64514031
As someone who has an asymmetric face, Snoke's pictures trigger me a lot
Please spoiler them and put trigger warnings
>>64516968
>>64517048
how does that make any sense?
>>64517048
The ass chin checks out.
>>64514031
Yesssss, I was going to make this thread eventually.
Snoke is Vader
>>64517048
So he's some guy who tried to put on vader's melted helmet and the attempt left his head forever deformed and scarred.
inb4 it's revealed he was making horcruxes
>>64517161
It's a red herring.
>>64517161
>>64517227
So shy does professor snape worship the helmet instead of his actual grandfather reincarnate?
>>64517245
It's not even that. It's pure dumbasses desperately trying to make pet theories fit.
>>64517288
The deformation of Snoke's face matches the deformation of the helmet.
>>64517048
this doesn't make any sense. vader's helmet is melted because look burned it in the funeral pyre. besides, the burn marks don't even match the disfigured parts of snoke's face,
>>64517288
it's hardly a fucking out of reach theory you sperg
The actual answer to snoke's mystery is not going to be anything that makes any kind of sense. Certainly not anything that has foreshadowing or clues of any kind hidden in this movie.
They know they couldn't give out any clues or even have a sensible coherent plot because the internet would crack it in minutes and then it wouldn't be a surprise.
>>64517329
Except it doesn't in any way other than that they are both deformed.
>>64517347
Except it is, since it's based on absolutely nothing and is literally impossible within the universe.
You people are retarded. More retarded than the Joker = Jason retards.
THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY FUCKING SENSE
DARTH VADER WOULDN'T HAVE AN EVIL SPIRIT
HIS SPIRIT IS ANAKIN SKYWALKER
HE DIED A GOOD MAN AND BECAME ONE WITH THE FORCE
FUCK
WHY ARE PEOPLE THIS FUCKING DENSE?
YES I MAD
Andy Serkis says Snoke is an original character.
I'm curious how they're going to explain a dark lord of the sith popping up out of nowhere though.
>>64517414
Darth Vader and Anakin are literally two different people. Anakins spirt became one with the force but Darth Vader possessed his old body.
ITT pls gibe vader
>>64517414
>good man
>not good friend
>>64517467
>Andy Serkis says Snoke is an original character.
He was going to be a tiny fucking snake for a while so yeah, it's an original character.
>I'm curious how they're going to explain a dark lord of the sith popping up out of nowhere though.
Same.
>>64517467
Luke pooped it. Snoke is literally a Force shit
>>64514172
Either this is bait or youre an idiot
>>64517467
>>64517498
Easy. He's not a sith.
>>64517414
>anakin died
>darth vader lived on in the burned body
woew laddy
>>64517473
>Darth Vader and Anakin are literally two different people
They literally fucking aren't you retard.
>>64517414
>implying Disney's writers care
Thaey didn't give a single fuck about TFA, they're not going to give any more
>>64516079
you didn't do well in school, did you?
>>64517473
>Darth Vader and Anakin are literally two different people. Anakins spirt became one with the force but
Pulled directly out of your ass.
>possessed his old body
Which doesn't exist anymore.
>>64517528
>Easy. He's not a sith.
And the Resistance isn't the Rebellion and the First Order isn't the Empire, I know. The point still stands.
>>64517535
Tell me it wouldn't be an amazing twist if it turned out Vader wasn't Luke's father AFTER ALL and Anakin was still around somewhere
>>64517467
>there is balance in the light and dark side
As long as there are jedi, one would turn to the dark side if there are none currently, it's a fantasy movie you dip, doesn't have to make sense.
>>64517473
Please tell us you are not actually this stupid
>>64517613
people actually think hes his father?
>>64517634
You clearly dont understand how the force works
>>64517467
Oh come on. He's going to be someone we either know/ have heard about in the series, or he's a pastiche of EU characters/concepts.
I'm guessing he's some kind of failed clone of Vader or Sheev, or possibly another being created through manipulation of the force.
>>64517703
Do you?
>>64517528
This. Maybe he's not even force sensitive and his while body is fake, like the wizard of Oz.
>>64517613
>Tell me it wouldn't be an amazing twist if it turned out Vader wasn't Luke's father AFTER ALL and Anakin was still around somewhere
Neither of these things make any sense and no, they would be horrible twists.
>>64517570
>Pulled directly out of your ass.
You know when Han was talking his way out and Kylo was calling his own father "Han." That's the dark side talking not Ben you retard.
>>64514223
tell that to ganjaklub
>>64517227
>>64514031
What if Plageuis' ghost took over Anakin's dead body? Nigga does know how to cheat death.
>>64517788
I honestly can't tell if you're joking around with me.
>>64517809
> but himself
Nah he doesnt. Sheev told us
How can it be Darth Vader's body when his skull is still in the helmet you fucking morons?
>>64514031
>>64516647
>TFA clearly takes some inspiration from The Old Republic
>Revan from TOR was conflicted between light side and dark side, just like Vader in both trilogies
>In TOR when Revan died, he actually split into two
>The light side part of him became a force ghost
>The dark side part of him refused to die and still lived in his body
HOLY
SHIT
SNOKE CONFIRMED VADER
SCREENCAP THIS POST NOW
>>64517048
It's Mace Windu.
>windu uses vapaad
>he's the jedi closest to the dark side
>uses his affinity for the dark side to redirect force lightning
>force lightning turned him evil
>finndu nuffin is his son
>>64514031
i mean, why else would they have another, more severely burnt sith lord? it's got to be him or atleast his body.
>>64517788
You're fucking dumb shit. A fucking dumb shit. A dumb shit. So shitting dumb fuck me fuck me.
>>64514998
You mean Palpatine possessed the body Luke took to Endor so he could burn it, on the Death Star 2 that shortly blew up?
>>64517809
You mean the dead body that was burned at the end of the movie?
>>64517823
>>64517876
Why was Kylo calling his own father "Han"?
>>64517866
Y-you might be right
>>64517914
Han Solo's name is Han.
>>64517861
His ashes are even under the helmet in that scene where Kylo Ren prays to the helmet. Seriously, Snoke isn't Vader.He might be Sheev's clone or spirit, though.
>>64514644
are you saying you get a boner from snoke's face?
or do you not know what that image means?
>>64517914
That's his name.
>>64517952
Probably a dumb woman.
Reminder that TFA is not g-canon
It now goes
G-canon
D-canon (disney canon)
T-canon (Tv canon)
fanfic shit
>>64517866
people were saying snoke is vader before the movie even fucking came out.
>>64517940
>>64517961
No shit faggot.
You call your own dad "FATHER" or "Daddy".
DUMBASSES
>>64517875
I said the exact same thing about Skull Face and Volgin, but I was horribly, horribly wrong about that.
>>64517993
and your post is retard-canon
>>64517866
they should've replaced guiness with new obi wan
>>64517570
>Pulled directly out of your ass.
Stated directly by Obi Wan in ROTJ
>Which doesn't exist anymore.
We never see it burn
>>64518022
>a
>your
>-
back to ESL
>>64517373
Snoke is a thousands of years old super force user and the progenitor of all sith.
He was asleep because of some Sith ritual or some shit like that and started gradually waking up when Sheev was killed.
The First Order builds an EVEN BIGGER STARKILLER in Episode IX that destroys solar systems no one cares about to show they mean business.
>>64514031
It's a failed Sheev clone that was dormant until Sheev died and possessed him.
Also, Rey is a direct descendant of Sheev. Episode IX will be nothing but Sheev, baby.
>>64518006
>HURR WHY DID HAN SOLO CALL HIS SON "BEN" INSTEAD OF "SON"
>IT MUST BE THAT THERE'S TWO DIFFERENT HAN SOLOS
>>64517877
Your body actually disappears when you become a force ghost (see Yoda and Obi Wan), so Snoke can't actually be the physical body of Vader. They only had the armor left, which is what they burned on Endor.
>>64517866
>TOR
>Relevant
>>64518082
I too thought that Rey was going to be a descendant of Sheev. I mean, fuck, I don't think Luke would abandon his daughter on some godforsaken hellhole desert to be molested by Simon Pegg.
Also, I'm thinking the British accent might be a clue.
>>64517565
>dude it totally isn't khan lmao
>dude it totally isn't blofeld lmao
Gullible retard
>>64518145
>I too thought that Rey was going to be a descendant of Sheev. I mean, fuck, I don't think Luke would abandon his daughter on some godforsaken hellhole desert to be molested by Simon Pegg.
FUCKING KEK
>>64517993
TFA counts as fanfic shit yes?
Get this -
Snoke is an original character. That's it. He's a random alien who was strong in the dark side and saw his opportunity to take charge when the Empire fell. That's it. We might get some elaboration on where he came from and what he believes, but he won't be a returning character or anything like
>Hurr durr Darth Plagueis
>Hurr durr Anakin's body possessed
>hurr durr evil sith lord force ghost
would all be retarded Shymalamadingdong tier twists:
>>64517993
G canon is irrelevant. George doesn't run the show anymore
>>64518070
>Stated directly by Obi Wan in ROTJ
Are you actually going to take Obi Wan's philosophical musings on identity literally?
That pretty much just shows how dumb you are right there.
>We never see it burn
1. His body disappeared when he became a Force ghost. That's what happens when you Force ghost yourself. Did you miss the deaths of Yoda and Obi Wan?
2. Even if his body didn't fade away, are you suggesting they stripped his old fucked up decrepid naked body out of his armor some time after Luke brought him down to Endor, and then just burned the armor, and in that scene his actual body is just lying somewhere in an Ewok hut?
This is how stupid you Vader/Snoke retards are. I honestly can't tell if you're just dicking around or serious.
>>64517613
So making Luke's and Darth Vader's whole character arcs in Episode 4 through 6 completely irrelevant is your idea of "an amazing twist"?
So Luke is in hiding because he found out Vader wasn't his father and he too became a depressed emo fuck?
Is episode IX just Luke and Kylo listening to emo core in a dark cave of Rakata Prime for 2 and a half hours?
>>64518201
>2016
>original characters
>>64517866
but he was fucking cremated
>>64518201
It's just people secretely hoping that the Snoke reveal won't be as retarded as "oh he just came along from nowhere"
>>64517329
So he took the helmet off, Died, had it put back on for the burning intact, then the fire crushed the helmet, while Vader burned into a pile of ash, and then the helmet was retrieved and the dent on it now corresponds to a wound that never occurred to a man that was a pile of carbon when the damage occurred. okay, got it
>>64517227
Agreed. Screencap this and save it into a folder named "screencaps".
>>64518006
He didn't call him "father" because he doesn't respect him and he's trying to tell himself he doesn't love Han. He tells Rey something like "You see Han as the father you never had. Trust me, he'd disappoint you" or something to that extent
I'm amazed a children's movie was too complex for you
>>64518285
>you see Han as the father you never had
>have known him for a few days at most
WHY ARE THE WRITERS SO FUCKING SHIT
>>64517634
>one would turn to the dark side if there are none currently
Did you take the Sith Rule of Two literally that there WILL always be two sith no matter what?
Are you perhaps retarded?
>>64518201
Seeing as how everything else in VII was just rehashed ideas and characters from the EU, I find it really hard to believe that Snoke would be original in any way.
>>64518238
And Revan was blown up (somehow) by force lightning
And yet he came back!
>>64518205
I like the idea of a recurring villain through all the trilogies, so they COULD do an ass-pull where - since Anakin was the chosen one and a perfect balance between light and dark - the light side of him could have had enough power to become a force ghost while the dark side of him had enough power to retain his body, which called out to Palpatine's spirit to fill it.
Total ass-pull, but we're already in for plenty of bigger ones in 8 and 9.
>>64514505
I don't get it.
>>64517048
so snoke's some kind of force demon birthed from vaders suit?
>>64518311
yeah that was pretty garbage, as well as much of the rushed as shit script
>>64518248
You mean the same "people" who will then transition to crying about "rehashes" and "pandering to nostalgia" in the event that he's rooted in the existing story? Still waiting for a single Star Wars fan ever to demonstrate even a basic level of self awareness.
>implying it's even possible to please the autistic neckbeard retards that constitute the Star Wars fan base
To me the one theory that makes the most sense is the one that supposes the Anakin creation story from Plagueis the novel is still canon.
In that book, Plagueis experimented with creating life and the Force responded by creating Anakin to balance itself out.
Snoke would be the creation of Plagueis, the anti-Anakin so to speak.
Another popular theory, Snoke = Plagueis, has its own problems, like how did Plagueis survive if Sheev killed him? Where was he all this time while the Empire rose and fell? Whereas this theory is plausible since Sheev thinks Anakin was Plagueis' direct creation and doesn't know about Snoke's existence, so Snoke could have slipped out into the Outer Rim (the place where you can disappear) and spent his time hiding and learning about the force on his own all this time until The First Order found him.
>>64518331
>since Anakin was the chosen one and a perfect balance between light and dark
>taking prequel garbage into account in a film literally made to make people forget about the prequels
ayyy lmao
>>64514153
Yeh, but is it as good as Nute Gunray™ ?
>>64518201
Cast and crew have said he's ancient and in the novelization he says he saw the empire rise and fall.
So I suspect you're broadly right, but Snoke will turn out to be an ancient evil creature (not a sith) that revealed itself when the sith were destroyed.
>>64518331
I'm glad people like you are no-where near a writers chair for anything.
>>64517048
Is it possible that Palpatine is inhabiting Anakins old body?
>>64518203
>actually caring about anything other than the original and prequel trilogies
Hell, even Attack of the Clones is stretching it
>>64518285
Why does Kylo Ren say to his own father, 'YOUR SON IS GONE."
Explain that retard.
>>64518331teh rei will revive gannon.knights the old of ren did nothing wrong
>>64518205
My nigga qui gon didn't disappear right away but he became a force ghost
>>64518381
Another weird thought popped in my head - this could sort of explain the similarity of his deformities to Anakin - if they were somehow spiritually linked maybe damage done to Anakin could have been felt by Snoke and even manifested in him as actual corresponding wounds.
>>64518091
Read the comment I was quoting, you idiot.
>>64518397
>a film literally made to make people forget about the prequels
It was literally made to make money, they don't give a fuck about the prequels or the OT or anything beyond making money
>>64518464
When do you ever see a Qui Gon Force ghost? All that's said is that Obi Wan will be able to communicate with him about five seconds before the prequel trilogy ends.
>>64518370
Some "rehashes" make sense in the story, others make no sense.
Rehashing an old villain makes more sense than taking a very powerful dark side user out of nowhere.
But for example, rehashing a situation where Jedi and the force are once again legends makes no sense whatsoever.
>>64518517
TCW my negroid
>>64518010
Yeah with MGSV I too learned that fan theories are usually much more complex and interesting than the actual official product.
From now on I now usually see the most lame and boring spoilers on anything as the most feasible.
Fuck you Kojima, I hope you get anal cancer.
>>64518517
Yoda heard him yell NOOOO while meditating, believe I
>>64518417
Possible, sure. In the EU (real canon, fuck Jewlo Ren) he has multiple clone bodies that his spirit inhabits after being killed by Vader. And since the new movies are just taking from the EU anyways, it's certainly plausible.
>>64518201
Any of those retarded ideas are better than Snoke being some random faggot who nobody has ever heard of.
>Oh, there was like, this OTHER Dark Lord hiding out the WHOLE TIME! Nobody knows about him though because he's super secret!
He obviously has some connection to the OT/PT.
>>64518559
So if we pretend that Anakin's body didn't disappear like the others in the original trilogy when he died, then he just got burned up instead.
Alrighty.
>>64518559
Star Wars my negro
>>64518381
>like how did Plagueis survive if Sheev killed him? Where was he all this time while the Empire rose and fell
He became a Force Ghost but desired physical form so bad he created a new body for himself using the Force like he created Anakin.I'm not saying I believe that Snoke=Plagueis but it's could be easily explained, if the novel is considered canon
>>64518446
You're either fucking with us now, or you're actually a human being with a sub-40 IQ and the fact you've managed to gather the brainpower to start shitposting on the internet is astounding
>>64518517
You can hear Qui-Gon when Anakin kills the sand people.
>>64518638
Nono you're right, Anakin's body should have disappeared, I'm not the one you were talking to, just telling a brother where a brother might find more of based Qui Gon Jinn
>>64518613
That's what made me think of it. I just hate the idea of them pulling some all powerful force user out of their asses.
>>64514031
It's Sheev and his master you fool.
Sheev is the mind controlling it and Plageius is the corpse brought to life with the unlimited power of the force.
Finally, again, a new Star Wars thread
>>64517048
the one on the left looks amazing, they should have gone with that
>>64514031
Snoke looks ill, I want to comfort him
Darth Plagueis and. Darth Sidious.
Darth Ouissam
is it possible that snoke himself is a force ghost?
>>64517048
The "beautiful marble sculpture that's been messed up" idea is great but isn't at all conveyed in the final product. He just looks and sounds like Generic Bald Villain #521.
>>64518665
You're the biggest fucking retard known to man. You should watch MLP fag. You don't even know what you're talking about shitbag.
>>64518172
that should've been obvious in the first 5 minutes when kylo ren does some OP wishfulfillment shit like freezing a blaster bolt and turned into pic related
>>64518745
Darth Icky
>>64518809
I prefer Darth Insanious.
>>64518692
They won't make him 'original.' VII already proves that they are incapable of making any truly original concept for these new movies since literally everything came from the EU (just changed the names). Snoke will be heavily related to Palpatine/Vader/Plagueis in some fashion.
>>64518665
You're a fucking idiot for not realizing sooner that that was obvious bait
>>64518613
>real canon
>EU
Delusional saltmeisters crack me up
>>64518799
>This pic
>Kylo Ren
Someone just do it right now.
>>64518621
>Star Wars will go the way of capeshit and Dragonball Z where every trilogy will feature a new, more powerful sith
>a Star Wars movie every year, with a trilogy movie coming out every other year
Can somebody describe Darth Plagueis personalilty?
Also, maybe Snoke and Plagueis are blood brothers, you know human/Muun shit whatever LOLZ.
Anyway and anyhow, Darth Plagueis is very powerful Sith Lord!
>>64518909
>podracing
>>64517866
>taking plot details form TOR
>not KOTOR
>he played TOR long enough to know plot details
*clears throat*
Kill yourself
>>64518909
now do CIA
>>64517993
I know you're trolling but this is outdated as of 2012 with the storygroup remaking canon. There is only canon and non-canon.
Also, Sith cannot come back as ghosts as established by ROTS and TCW. This is why they're so afraid of dying.
>>64518909
>death grips (the band)
well memed lad.
Sheev Palpatine
Hego Damask
Cyborg Jesus
Neutron Bomb
Dr Strangelove
Corn Cub
Son of Thunder
Milk Cow Fun
Corn and First Principe of Canada!!!
>>64518850
Hey I'm not the one who borrowed every concept in VII from the EU, changed the names, then tried passing it off as an original and new canon.
That was JJ, Disney, etc.
>>64518799
I wasnt a big fan of the character but what the hell is unreasonable about freezing the blaster? I thought that was one of the best scenes of the movie, made everyone in the theater have an "oh shit" moment and was something actually new.
>darth plagueis
>darth plague-is
>plague
>get it guys?
>Yes, George, we get it
>>64518909
> darth vader and what he started
10/10
>>64518897
>Can somebody describe Darth Plagueis personalilty?
All we know is:
>wise apparently
>wanted to overthrow Republic and raise Sith Empire
>thought the Force could strike back at him for abusing it
>scared of losing power
>>64517613
>Tell me it wouldn't be an amazing twist if it turned out Vader wasn't Luke's father AFTER ALL and Anakin was still around somewhere
Yes, that would be one hell of a twist. It would take serious balls to retcon one of the largest and most iconic twists in cinema history.
>>64518413
Oh yes, thank goodness we've got Rian Johnson on the case - he who handwaved the biggest problem with time travel in a movie about time travel.
>>64519053
seriously though
what did he start
>>64519058
>scared of losing power
That's the very basis of sith mentality tho
>>64518332
>APSLS
It sounds like Apples.
Somebody do an analysis comparing Haden Christianman's skull and Snoke's.
>>64518982It's not that bad
Snoke is a "failed" clone of Sheev
Dicks! You all people are dicks!
Austic my ass, asshole
you motherfuck you.
>>64519103
The murdering of padawans
>>64518319
>dart plaguesis whose apprentice is darth sidious whose apprentice is darth maul
Rules?
>>64519061
Part of me actually wants this
I still headcanon them as separate characters whenever I decide to watch ANH without marathoning the rest of the trilogy
>>64519147
It's treason then
>>64519161
That would be cool
Which is why we can't have it
>>64519103
Bringing peace to the galaxy. He already established galactic order and killed Sheev, now they just need to crush the Rebels/Resistance.
>>64519161
i actually wouldnt hate this
would be a decent twist
>>64519161
Not in a long shot.
>>64519185
You seem to think sith rules are like the fundamental rules of the universe
>>64519298
>there will be two sith no matter what
except when there were 3, or even 4 if that guy who was plaguesis' apprentice before he started experimenting on him was still alive.
What if i told you that Snoke
Is not Darth Plagueis/Sheev Palpatine/Jar Jar/ Anakin/Luke/whatever?
Please....
>>64519041
freezing the blaster bolt is an unprecedented feat, something I expect only a fully realized anakin skywalker can do.
Now I had no problem with this but they were inconsistent with his later force powers.
"The Force is strong in this Thread/Forum" Darth Sidious aka Sheev Palpatine.
Also do you think that my baby son is cute?
>>64517703
im not sure what that fag was saying but the force is a yin yang. and yes that IS canon. too much light or too much dark cause an imbalance. so since luke started a jedi school, he imbalanced the force and it tried to self balance by shitting out dark force users like the knights of ren
>>64519347
m8 it was a rule made by a sith lord 1000 years ago to stop the ingifhting for power and just have one apprentice try to kill his master whenever he shows weakness, it's not like there's a sith police that checks if you don't have too many apprentices
>>64519429
Dont try to tell me about canon, you imbecile. You clearly dont understand how it works either
>>64519428
>white baby
What are you racist? Do you fly the nazi flag on your front lawn too?
>>64519484
Here goes nothing
>>64517414
> Yoda and Obi both disappeared when they died
> Vader didn't
>>64519484
pls don't give me 5 and 5
>>64519473
>Dont try to tell me about canon, you imbecile. You clearly dont understand how it works either
That's been a part of force canon. Sorry that your mother made you into a inbred retard.
>>64519484
henceforth i shall be known as darth...
>>64519484
Time for edge
>>64518332
That guys an idiot
It should be PASLS
>>64518154
You really don't interact with people in real life do you
>>64519584
...Ickor
>>64519484
SHEEV SPIN
>>64519484
rolling
>>64519484
pls no 5
>>64519484
roll
>>64519633
>Darth Maulus
I'm fine with that actually
>>64518909
Someone needs to add rick owens and gothninja to things he likes
>>64519473
thats how it works you nigger. that shit lucas said about the light side being the default and the dark side being corruption isnt canon and never was. it literally is a yin yang shit where they have to stay in balance because too much of one thing brings chaos. thats how it works now and they even give the sides literal personifications to drive it hard into your head that this is how it fucking works
>>64519483
hello reddit
>>64519484
Baney
>>64519483
He is just a baby, a cute baby.
So what he is white? What is the problem? Again he is just a innocent white baby.
>>64519428
Of course he's cute, all babies are cute.
>>64519575
Look here. If you are a force user, you either use it responsibly or you don't. If you feed chaotic emotions into the force, you get chaos out of it, which is dark side power. Balance was brought to the force when the emperor was killed and Anakin was redeemed. No more dark siders means no more chaos/imbalance. It's not a god damn yin/yang situation.
>>64514775
>>64516756
Are you two fucking retarded?
>>64519484
ye bruh
>>64519619
>Vadsteel
now this is edgy
>>64519484
Cmon coldy
>>64518107
JJ said TOR is his favourite game ever, so.
>>64519700
Like poetry
>>64519700
hi george
>>64519484
Darth.....Dubs
>>64519721
You know what's funny about your post? This is what a Sith user would actually say. Jedi Masters would think otherwise that it's a Yin/Yang type of thing going on and that every beings purpose in the Galaxy is ran and thought out by the mighty Force of the galaxy.
>>64519484
rollin
>>64519738
>JJ has utterly shit taste
whod have thought
>>64519723
No, but are you fucking retard?!
You pathetic imbred autistic asshole!
>>64519823
I'll take that as a yes.
>>64519721
thats not how it works you fucking idiot. holy shit. talk about making a gigantic fool out of yourself
>>64519723
>Autist can't tell from a joke
It's like all the smart people will pretend like retards pointing out all the flaws while they're at it and these fucking faggot *tips fedora* faggots can't even use their own intellect to pick up something that it's a joke. Come on fags get it together.
>>64518790
Don't dumb fuck with us horsefuckers you shit eating redditor. No one brings your shit up when dumb shit happens over there.
Damn this thread is full with a bunch of retards imbred fucks who cant get theire facts and theory straight, dammit assholes!
>>64519428
>his wife's son is white
Loser
>>64519484
roll
>>64519874
>he thinks hurr durr i am retard is a "joke"
Enjoy your retardation, my man. :^)
>>64519890
Pathetic
