THIS IS THE 50s SPACE DINER! YOU'RE DEXTER JETTSTER!
>It's true... The republic secrets, the cheeseburgers and malt shakes... They're real
>>64512812
this post just made me realize i haven't had a burger and chocolate milk shake in like 10 years....what kind of American am I?
>>64512840
Remedy that by finding a diner near you and ask for Republic secrets. Bonus if you say you've lost a planet.
Whats you faggots problem with Dex? People in SW have to eat too. Was ep 2 just not enough pew pew space chases for you guys? Guess y'all love the shitshow that is TFA then
>>64513005
Why was there a 50's theme diner in a galaxy far far away?
>>64512475
>>64512812
>>64513089
Why wouldnt there be?
>>64513089
OT still ultimately resembles the 70's/early 80's despite being in a far away galaxy
Makes sense that the PT resembles the 50's
>>64512812
>>64512475
>I used to be.
>>64513089
Because George made American Graffitti and loves the 50's.
also this
>>64513170
>>64513403
>How big you're... heh heh heh "pocket book" is...
Are he and Obi "good friends"?
>>64512812
YOU MADE THE MENU IN 14 PARSECS!
>>64513260
>>64513465
TWELVE
Tel that to Kanjiclub
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfKGpBCDMwE
why do millennials pretend to like star wars?
>>64513260
What part is like the 70s/80s? I guess there were a ton of rancor pits in those days huh :^)
>>64513433
Luke, did I ever tell you about Dexter Jettster? He was a fat, greasy alien who ran a 1950s American-style diner and had privileged information about a cloning facility on Camino, something that didn't exist in the Jedi databanks on Coruscant, the most heavily populated and technologically advanced planet in the galaxy. Despite being a literal nobody, he was the only one among trillions to possess this information, which was fortunate because it gave me the clue needed for me to progress to the next part of the plot.
And he was a good friend.
>>64513566
Just like 50's diners were on city planets and run by six limbed aliens.
What's your point?
>>64513620
>something that didn't exist in the Jedi databanks on Coruscant, the most heavily populated and technologically advanced planet in the galaxy.
Somebody didn't watch le movie.
>>64513620
Will the Obi Wan spin off movie touch on how thry became good friends?
>>64512812
>>64512475
She's cute
>>64513670
The post I replied to implied that there was some kind of 70/80s style decor in some scenes of the OT like the PT has a 50s diner, but I couldn't think of anything like that.
ps. :^)
>>64513566
Mainly the hairstyles and porn stashes
>>64513089
Because parts of Coruscant look like 50s-era "Cities of the Future" from old sci-fi.
>CoCo Town, also known as CoCo District, was a commercial district located in the upper levels of Coruscant. Notable locations in CoCo Town included Dex's Diner, the CoCo Penitentiary, the CoCo District Theatre, Pom Plaza, Pets' "N" Pieces, Bithuband, Dewback Inn, and an archive building of the Galactic Museum.
>CoCo Town (short for Collective Commerce District) was an upper level district full of exclusive stores, restaurants and old-style diners. Many of these establishments catered to the maintenance crews and support staff working in the upper levels, while more refined eateries served the wealthier citizens of Galactic City. Diners and canteens such as the one owned by Dexter Jettster were frequented by spacers, freighter pilots and an array of beings, including the Jedi Master Obi-Wan Kenobi.
>Many of the more fly-by-night cantinas in CoCo Town operated without trading licenses, and were fitted with repulsorlifts for quick getaways from the CoCo District Constabulary.
>Prior to the Clone Wars, CoCo Town experienced a garbage collection crisis, which resulted in huge piles of trash being deposited in city streets and outside major buildings. This forced Skyroute D25D—connecting CoCo Town to the Boribos and Hirkenglade Prefectures—to be detoured between Kansen Entrance and Trotus Exit. A new refuse launch port was constructed in the area to combat the growing accumulation of garbage.
>CoCo Town was also the location where the infamous death sticks were invented in a medical laboratory. While the death sticks did not heavily influence CoCo Town, they did affect the underworld life, eventually prompting a HoloNet News article about the addiction issues.
>CoCo Town had its own edition of HoloNet News, a news network for the Republic.
>>64514131
why would they put so much space between the buildings? if the planet is a city wouldn't they want to condense everything as much as possible?
>>64513566
Well every computer display resembles a sinclair spectrum.
>>64514496
Coruscant is built up on layers. Like to the point where the one bit of actual surface still visible is the peak of a mountain that they turned into a little park.
>>64513620
It's literally impossible to imagine Alec Guinness' Obi-Wan being friends with Dexter fucking Jettster.
>>64514723
What? Old people can't enjoy good old fashioned diner food?
>>64513690
IT WAS DEWETED FWUM DUH AWCHIVES MANUAWWY
>>64514639
Pic related, the blue lit thing's the mountain peak
>>64514977
That's pretty cool
>>64512812
>Luke, let me tell you about the clone wars. I went to a bar and cut someone's hands off, my memory is blurry but I was drinking at the time
>>64514723
Pretty sure that Dexter Jettster closed his diner following Order 66 to deliver pizza to hermits.
>>64514940
Truly wonderful themindof a child is.
>>64515188
Dexter helped Jedi survive after order 66.
HEEYYYY
WHADDYA KNOWWWW!!!
>>64515792
Jettster's List spinoff when?
>>64515835
OBIIII WANNN
TAKE A SEAT I'LL BE RIGHT WIT 'CHA
>>64513089
Because it's called Johnny ROCKET'S, not Johnny Stay-On-Earth's. They're everywhere.
Could Dexter Jettster beat Sheev? He was a key after all.
>>64513089
Because Jorge has a vendetta against a bitter dying alcoholic from Milwaukee.
>>64516184
Kek
YOU WANT A GLASS OF JAWA JUICE?
>>64517062
Yes, thank you.
>>64517062
*CUPPA
>>64513089
Because a Galaxy Far, Far Away is actually Pleasantville.
>>64513620
>prequel contrarians will defend this
I can't wait until 4chan bashes TFA so much it'll become cool to like it
>>64517454
Isnt that already the case?
>>64517493
maybe for you
