>accidental husband.jpg
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>>64509054
Those X-Men posters are just the worst.
>>64508882
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>>64508818
Too Much Valium in the Coffee: the Poster Collection
>>64509054
That is Jumper.
>>64509054
for what purpose?
>>64509188
>people think this gnome is more than a 5/10
>>64509188
>bragging about 4 million viewers
maybe on youtube.
>>64509242
YouTube's userbase is a lot bigger than movie theatres, idiot.
>>64509495
That is fake
>>64509509
You are wrong.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0491211/
>>64509545
the fuck
>>64509399
are you seriously saying 4 million people is an achievement with a 10 million dollar budget?
they're obviously trying to cover up the fact that the movie is shit by throwing numbers at people and hoping they will go "hmm, despite the lack of publicity, hearsay and critical commendations i might give this a go, after all, 4 million people couldn't be wrong!"
you fucking cuck, think before you reply
>>64509495
>>64509545
>When Charlie meets Daphne - the girl of his dreams - he never expects he'll have to battle past her pet dog "Babydoll" to woo her. And just when it seems he can't beat the beast and all is lost, something unexpected happens: Charlie begins to fall in love with the dog himself, realizing he never really needed a girlfriend in the first place. Now, in order to keep hanging out with "man's best friend", Charlie must scramble to keep the relationship with Daphne going at all costs - or risk losing them both.
>>64509643
>Charlie begins to fall in love with the dog himself
>begins to fall in love with the dog
fall in love with the dog
>with the dog
>>64509643
Does this turn into some Max Mon Amour shit or what?
>>64509595
Yes 4 million is a lot in France you retarded shiteater.
4,000,000x10€=40,000,000€.
Cinemas get half of that which means 10million € profit.
you fucking cuck, think before you reply
>>64509759
it's across all of Europe shitbag, not france.
also, where are you pulling those ticket prices from?
>>64509495
there's a better one that implies she's the dog
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>>64509643
kekekekek
>>64509953
Ahahahahaha!
>>64509857
It's France, nobody besides the French gave a fuck about the movie. They just know Americans don't know the difference between Europe and France anyways.
>where are you pulling those ticket prices from?
From experience, coprophage.
>>64509953
I like that the dog is grabbing her tits and looking at the camera like "Call the cops, I don't give a fuck."
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>>64510029
>Laughing at something funny makes a person reddit
Know how I know you're an edgy friendless permavirgin that will die alone?
>>64510082
I think the way you did it upset his autism,
>>64510029
Why the hell am I reddit?
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>>64509495
What's going on guys
>>64510216
Did they make that with MS Paint?
>>64510218
Jesus. How can shit like that even happen
>>64510218
what happened to the other side of his body????
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>>64509377
>All he had to do deliver was the bag...
Seriously? Someone got paid a lot of money to write that shit
>>64510218
As someone who is striving to become a graphic designer so i can make movie posters..i know what ever i do in this field, cannot be as bad as this!
>>64510298
oh god i hadn't noticed
>>64510218
>that girl standing up parallel to the bed
kek
>>64509988
double dubs checked.
france isn't even recognised on IMBD as a opening weekend earner you conjecture loving failure, so i don't know where you're pulling all that shit from
>>64510029
that wasn't reddit. not by a long shot.
>>64510340
It's baffling. If you really need to use stock images, why not pick stock images that fit the lighting of your material AND why would you not try to match the lighting on all your elements? It doesn't take very long to do this.
Guess the people that commission them want them in half an hour tops.
>>64510521
Jesus, there is a reason reaction images are used...
Nevermind, people here don't even know what greentext is supposed to do, so i can't expect them to understand this.
>>64510216
I just saw the trailer, it looks as good as the poster
>>64510546
Why is that man wearing a Paul Walker mask?
>>64509162
but this aint bad desu senpai
That face of his kills me, perfectly sums up the film
>>64510567
>Literal autism
Be honest are you that kid from the reddit vs. 4chan video that says "It's a meme you dip!"?
>>64510525
>nic cage's expression
sides left behind
>>64510521
Yes it was. This is an imageboard you know.
>>64510654
Sandler has brown eyes. Never noticed til now.
>>64510546
This still tops everything.
>>64510680
He is a dirty full jew what did you expect
>>64510668
You're an idiot.
>>64509495
>...and it's gonna get ruff.
M Y S I D E S
Y Y
S S
I I
D D
E E
S S
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>>64510546
After seeing these it's clear to me that it's far cheaper to just use stills of the actors from the movie than to pay for a dedicated movie poster production.
>>64510802
You're making a god damn movie. How hard is it to say to the actors, whom you film for days, to take 5 minutes have them pose for the poster?
>>64510819
seriously. Everything would be better than this shit
Thinking on hanging this one on my wall.
>>64510817
His only good movie tho
>>64510817
There's no way that's official.
>>64510817
kek
>>64510872
How is it bad
>>64510817
>kiss me.Im dying
>>64510900
Seriously?
>>64510900
it's fake, its from scott pilgrim
>>64510546
FROM MY POINT OF VIEW PROPER POSTER DESIGN IS EVIL
>>64510872
I can't explain why, but this poster makes me mad. I literally wanna destroy shit now.
>>64510877
What about this one
You could write a thesis on terrible Nic Cage posters
>>64510872
Unofficial Fanart posters don't count.
>>64510819
I'd speculate that movie posters are separate from the movie production itself. There's probably some law in the contracts which says actors have to be paid a premium for doing advertising including things like movie posters. Perhaps it's a loophole they can use stills of the actors from their movie production in the poster and have to pay little/no money for it.
>>64510983
cmon anon, that's cheating
>>64510926
Cause it's made by freshman graphic design students.
>>64509188
>4 MILLION
top kek
>>64511000
post more namibia self drawn posters!
>>64510817
>Kiss me. I'm dying.
My fucking kekking sides
>>64510817
>kiss me im dying
>>64510983
But anonIt's all in the execution
>>64511135
Sure
>>64510817
>Kiss me. I'm dying.
>>64511232
Did the same guy draw the Mega Man cover?
>>64511232
>Chvek Norris
>>64511232
amazing
>>64510872
post posters that remind you of yourself
wicked sense of humour
minimalistic
>>64510218
>Corey Large4u
>>64510343
YOU DONT STAND BEHIND A FUCKING HORSE LIKE THAT AND YOU SURE AS FUCK DO NOT FUCKING LEAN ON IT FUCKING TRIGGERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRED
>>64511286
I need this framed and on my wall
>>64511286
>those faces
Wait, this is a bad movie posters thread isnt it
>>64511337
Why not horse anon? Can't you not even discipline your horse to be a good horse, horse anON?
>>64511341
Wouldn't you be so lucky
>>64511286
>He first wrote YOU instead of ME
>>64510817
Fake movie poster from Scott Pilgrim. So awesome!
>>64511368
What gave us away?
>>64511478
Why is the brother from basketcase at the bottom?
>>64511286
>that car
oh god my sides
>>64510872
Doesn't have a fucking thing to do with the movie. The thought process behind this design makes me fucking sick.
>>64511402
>Beavis and Butthead breed a monster
>>64511478
Why is Jason made out of sausages?
>>64510919
Thanks for reaffirming what I just said.
>>64511337
Dumbass poor fucking rural faggot detected
>>64511545
Sausages have evil calories
>>64511547
I only helped confirming you're retarded.
>>64510905
>How is it bad
Is the movie about people running on a knife blade?
>>64511738
Stop trying to make Victoria Justice happen.
>>64511782
But that is the joke
>>64511807
ok, sorry
Not kidding.
>>64511970
saw this when i was a young chap and it finally clicked that it was the same person.
anyone who says the pt is for kids is retard
>>64508818
>The names of the actors don't match up to their position on the poster
FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I HATE THAT SHIT
>>64512035
The fuck is this?
>>64512023
?
>>64512066
This one isn't even that bad, I kinda like it.
>>64511970
le little le anakin is le darth le vader le poster le le le
>>64510098
>A long time ago in a galaxy Jar Jar away...
It's like poetry.
>>64512104
The fuck???? Are those posters like African clickbait??
>>64512305
he became too good
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>>64508936
Junge...
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>>64509953
I'm laughing at this while I sit in my car alone,
Thank you for brightening my day
>>64512541
why are you in your car alone and WHY ARE YOU BROWSING THIS PAGE ON YOUR PHONE REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>64511341
its all yours my friend :)
>>64508936
those are such giant hands
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>>64511000
Some unknown person used to swap the DVD covers at our local video store with his own terrible artwork. Looked a lot like this. It was pretty amazing.
>>64510218
Oh damn is 2nd from the right the skanky girl from the beginning of Tokyo drift?
>>64513010
post pics pls
>>64510218
I am 100% curly haired girl is a jew
>>64510525
This movie is 3 hours of just saying dialogue over stock music
Also this movie has 100 different posters, the production team just couldn't settle for one
Only good part was that midgets don't go to heaven and a mudslime gets BTFO
>>64510736
>Why do I look like a goblin, daddy?
>>64513257
Doesn't it just end without answering why everybody was gone
>>64513257
Those posters look like Scorcher posters
>>64511738
>Peyton List
brb downloading
>>64513324
Because it's part of a 15 book series or something about Jews being assassins sent by God and Nic Cage's character falls off relevancy in the books pretty fast and then the bad guys gets killed, resurrected, God sents an army, they battle it out on earth and paradise is finally achieved and then it's a flashforward a couple of thousand years into the future and the bad guy is still being tortured in a special torture chamber in the clouds.
