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>Hates prequels because they're shitty >Likes TFA
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>Hates prequels because they're shitty
>Likes TFA even though it's shitty
uhhhh???
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Mike has really low standards.
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is this the thread we post RLM reaction images in?
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He didn't really hate the prequels, but he'd spent so some time whining like a nerd over Star Trek he thought he might get more hits if he did it with Star Wars.
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>Hates /tv/ because it's shitty
>Still visits /tv/ alltough it's shitty
uhhhh???
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>>64506337
This.
He even liked that trash Jurassic World movie
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>>64506328
>"I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT CAMP IS"
>"I PROBABLY SHOULDNT BE POSTING ON A TELEVISION AND FILM BOARD ON A CHINESE GIRL CARTOON IMAGE BOARD"
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>>64506328
>didn't enjoy one movie for reasons explained
>enjoyed another movie for reasons explained
I KNOW ITS MIND BOGGLING RIGHT??!
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>>64506378
I camped your mom with my dick last night
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>>64506328
I think he was paid for that video, he was way too nice for what that film was.
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>gives reasons for what he likes and doesn't
>doesn't just say "good" "bad"
Is he the anti /tv/ poster?
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RLM are the living embodiment of the smug, detached Gen-X ethos.

I'd venture to guess none of them has felt a single sincere conviction about anything since childhood. They exist as polyps upon the colon of culture, satiating themselves on the perceived failures of others (i.e. "The Man") while adding nothing new to the discourse aside from ironic complaint.

They're a group of insecure, lost, rapidly aging burnouts who silently believe they could do a better job of making films than the professionals in the industry. Yet they lack the ambition and ability to actually enter the very industry they're obsessed with. They choose instead to fuck around and make student film piss-takes well into middle age.

They are awful, awful people. I've met thousands just like them, and the last thing we need is for these people to gain any attention for their navel gazing.

Please, /tv/, do not aspire to become anything like these people. Theirs is a lonely and pathetic road leading to depression and a life devoid of real purpose.

I hope they disappear and their disaffected followers stop subsidizing their lifestyle. Perhaps that would force them to do something productive with themselves.
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>>64506328
his major gripe with the prequels was the cgi so there ya go
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Mike basically judges every movie as retarded film student
>the movie hits all the arbitrary points I've read must be in a good movie, therefore I consider myself joyous and satisfied
>but Mike-senpai, this was kinda boring, movies shouldn't follow the same shitty template
>shut up, Jay
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>>64506423
Why didn't he mention the rathtar trash then
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>>64506413
>do not aspire to become anything like these people. Theirs is a lonely and pathetic road leading to depression and a life devoid of real purpose.

too late kek
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>>64506423
Are you joking? His major gripe was that the plot were nonsensical and they had no characters to latch onto. You know, the foundations of a story.
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The difference is the prequels aren't remotely competent as movies.
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>>64506328
>wasaah Mike didn't validate my opinion!
Who the fuck cares? Grow the fuck up, you pussy.
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>>64506465
tfa has a worse plot with worse characters and almost no emphasis on story
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>>64506495
F U N
U
N

:^)
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>>64506482
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>>64506495
>it was bad because I said so
Nice, intelligent analysis
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>>64506428
This is pretty much every internet "critic" ever and started with Douge Walker.
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Mike is a hackfraud

Guy even went to film school lmfao
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>>64506586
>went to film school
>became youtube movie """critic"""

great poetry tbqh f a m
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>>64506413
Some of us still look forward to our prostate exams.

>>64506423
Being this autistic.
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>>64506428
This is literally how all criticism goes, it's all painfully arbitrary. Film and art studies are for creators to figure out how they are going to put their work together. The best a critic can do is explain how a movie appeals to a chosen audience.

There are movies no one enjoys, though, and have no audience.
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Probably due to two factors op:

First one is that they couldn't be fucked to put in the effort to do plinkett reviews anymore, it's half in the bag no real opinions or examination shit from now on.

Second is he's turned into a complete alcoholic and being drunk makes almost anything better.
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>>64506328
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>>64506328
The TFA review marked the end of Mike's credibility
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They did the review literally an hour after they watched it. I'm sure he'll come around when he has time to think about it and the awfulness sets in.
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Why do you care so much about these fat losers?
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I was more offended by the lack of Jayfu in the latest video.
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>>64506328
it's clear that he didnt want to ostracize his main audience; reddit
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>>64506413
Good on you fellow /tv/ poster, even with some stale ass copypasta you always manage to weed out the idiots
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>>64506328
I can't wait for the re-review in six months

'we may have gone too far in some places'
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Literally nobody at RLM has taste in film. Combined, they've probably seen fewer than ten black-and-white, foreign, or pre-1980s films. They can be entertaining but you shouldn't put much value in their opinions of cinema.
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>>64506577
>it was bad because I said so
Nice, intelligent analysis
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>>64506438
Because rathtars were an appropriate use of cgi as opposed to this garbage.
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>>64506413
>projecting
>dat edge
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>tfw /tv/ will defend this trash to appear "contrarian."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXaDtAtpLPs
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>>64506413
>people still respond to this

The reddit visitors on /tv/ are very real.

Capeshit/StarWars containment board when? Reddit will follow.
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>>64509334
sup reddit-kun!
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Prepare for subtle backtracking in future videos.

Language like, "it was fun" and "it did it's job".
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Mike approves of most big budget shit movies these days. If it entertained him in the theater no matter how bad it actually was he gives it a pass.

Its probably the alcohol talking at this point.
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>>64508871
This 'retroactively deciding you didn't enjoy something' meme is the stuff of cucks
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>>64506495
yeah, why they hell isn't kylo ren a faceless bad guy without a character?
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because disney paid RLM to say they like it
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>>64509334
I saw people defending pic related in another thread. The contrarianism is real.
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>watch star wars 1-6 yesterday
>1-3 is shittier game of thrones
>4-6 i almost fell asleep halfway through every movie.

people like this shit?
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>>64508861
jurassic world did that
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>>64509204
>Rathtars was appropriate use of CGI
yeah that scene was so important
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>>64508913
why is he so cute?
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>First Fox paid off RLM
>Now Disney did it
sellouts all of them
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>>64508913
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>>64509716
Must feel great to be dead inside.
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>These master film critics didn't even notice the pacing problems in TFA
waow
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>>64509819
go watch transformers if you want shit like that in your movies
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>>64509716
And Greivous riding around on a hamster wheel while Obi wan road a giant, cartoony lizard with a laser stick was?
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>>64509862
Why are you implying that I think the prequels are good?
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>watch Jack and Jill review
>"those dummies that laugh at fart jokes"
>watch BOFTW with Thunderpants
>see them laugh at fart jokes

and that's really all you need to know, hypocrites with a superiority complex
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>>64509909
b-but it's campy fart jokes!
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>>64509716
Also the hunting of rathtars clued the audience in as to what Solo was doing the entire time after the events of ROTJ. So there was a point to the scene. Unlike the hamster wheel, but keep defending the hamster wheel.
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>>64509981
But it's pointless. What Han has been doing could be told in one sentence.

Also doesn't explain why he's hovering around over Jakku waiting for the Falcon, which he didn't know was there
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>>64509754
Where did you even get this?
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>>64510030
I'm Jay
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>>64509862
>>64509981
At least Grievous's hamster wheel and Boga were more interesting designs then a murderous Koosh Ball.
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>>64510079
M-MUH HAMSTER WHEEL!
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>>64510030
you mean stuff like this?
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so these threads are you people argueing over random e celebs...opinions? literally why are you guys not discussing this on reddit?
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>>64506328

If he had made his Episode One review right after he got home from watching it for the first time he would have gushed over how much he loved it too.
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>>64506413

Would you have an opinion on critics, like for example Mark Kermode?
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>>64510189
pls post more
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>/tv/ spends years literally sucking this guy off and forming "go watch the RLM reviews" lynchmobs for anyone who dares defend any aspect of the prequels
>now we hail Lucas as our lord and saviour, unironically claim revenge of the sith is a good movie, the prequels were bold and creative, and assert RLM are paid disney shills

You guys are all fucking faggots and, yes, redditors
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>>64509754
>>64510189

Back then when things like hopes and dreams were still alive.
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>>64510487
>this angry redditor
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>>64510643
Hello Reddit!
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>>64510189
Looks like a waxwork.

Is that how Disney paid him? In life size waxworks?
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>>64510443
ok anon
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>>64506328
>>Likes TFA even though it's shitty
But it's not lol
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>>64510848
Why is Mike hatching ducks?
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>>64506328

TFA is better made though even though it's still not a good movie.
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>>64511087
because he started drinking early
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>>64511268

In this pic it looks like he'd be able to fuck trashy, greasy girls left, right and center. I don't know why he didn't.
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>>64511268
Why couldn't Mike stay normal weight?
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>>64506328
I wonder why
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>>64511300
cause hes a MASSIVE nerd.
Coulda fucked a shitload of nerd girls, then again.. would you?
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>>64511268

Bruce Campbell?
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>>64511268
kek he still had tits even when he was thin
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>>64511300
>I don't know why he didn't.

Mike actually did. He even fucked Jay's beloved Lisa.
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>>64511300
he stayed with his bros instead
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>>64506361

>Not appreciating the many qualities of Jurassic World.
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>>64511438
Mike appears to have had a nice ass.
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>>64511566
.....had.....
:(
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>You lived to see Mike become a hack
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What happened?
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>>64506328
Next year, people who were born when Episode 1 was released will be able to post on 4chan without being underaged b&.

Meaning those fuckers are 17yo right now and posting on /tv/ about how they grew up with episodes 1-3.
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>This hackfraud didn't even hide his mic
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>>64506328
But anon, TFA is a great film.
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>>64511760
it's a great flick

get your terms straight
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>>64511684
the ravages of time.

rich's physical form is unimportant. it is his unique beautiful glowing soul that matters.
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>>64506902
>There are movies no one enjoys, though, and have no audience.
Name one.
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>>64511775
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>>64511737
Dude, it's meant to be bad lmao
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>>64506328

Why did /tv/ even come to like the bunch of reviewers?
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What happened?
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>>64511436
Story and/or pics?
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Remember that time Mike made fun of strong woman characters?

haha lol
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The HitB review confirmed something that I suspected about Mike for a long time; he's a fanboy. He just wanted them to make something like what he saw as a child and that's exactly what Disney did. They produced a movie specifically designed to appeal to the nostalgia of people in his age group. With this movie he's incapable of seeing the forest for the trees.
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>>64512008
or maybe he's just a hack with shit taste
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>>64511893
poor jay
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>>64512045
what does this have to do with Jay?
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>>64512045
jesus they've been milking this fake GI drama story for publicity for 15 years
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>>64511808
How did Jay un-JUST himself so quickly
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>>64510848
wow jay was a srs qt before the beard
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>>64512181
"The script mimicked reality."

Mike stole Jay's girl
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>>64506328
Max Landis' hair should never be on Mike's head.
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>>64512268
Why? He's just as bad
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>>64512242
yeah, I thought that had significance but I haven't seen GI
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>>64506328
mike has a long history of liking bad movies
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>Mike hates prequels because there are a lot of stupid things in them
>Mike likes TFA because it's FUN
lol
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>>64506413
every time
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>>64512268
Better like this?
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>>64509754
Holy shit he looks like a real life Shaggy.
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>>64512222
Checked.
It's easier than you think, I did it but I've recently put a lot of weight back on due to beer.
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>>64512374
Does that mean Mike is Scooby
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>>64512298
and then Gilchrist fucks Lisa aswell

poor poor jay
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>>64511684
star wars
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>>64510010
he picked up on the falcons signature and followed it, he literally says that in the movie
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>>64512307
So, in your world 'stupid things' equals 'fun'?
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>>64512393
Mike is Fred.
Rich is Scooby.
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>>64512478
Mike disregards negative aspects because MUH FUN, despite him also thinking the prequels were fun at points, but rips them to shreds
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god i hate fun
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>>64512491
Are you saying Mike fucks Rich on regular basis?
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>>64512491
Are you saying Mike fucks Rich on regular basis?
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>>64512975
>>64512976
yes
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>>64506345
best jack response picture ever
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>>64506413
Has anyone ever refuted this?
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>>64506328
He dropped his expectations is that hard to understand?
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>>64512233
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>>64511652

You either die a good reviewer or you live long enough to see yourself become a hack.
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>>64513865
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hnik-jU0HgA
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>>64513933

Thank you I've been wondering what this music is for years.
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>worried that into darkness is going to be stupid and over the top with planets blowing up everywhere after trek 09 destroyed vulcan
>literally 6 planets blow up in TFA
>"it's goos"

Wow Jay. A new low, even for rlm.
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>>64513094
>mfw when some pathetic RLM fanboy cuck finally does successfully refute it
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>>64506328
It's a different kind of shitty. Arguably a less serious kind, if you're into dumb but entertaining movies.
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>>64514020
haha but it was fun :p
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>>64506328
The Force Awakens has all of the elements of the Original Trilogy that the Prequel Trilogy lacked, which is a major aspect of why Mike dislikes the prequels. It's like JJ took the Plinkitt review and used it as a guide for making TFA. It's worth noting that TFA has a 94% on RT. It's not like his praise is unique or noteworthy.

>>64512008
He really enjoyed JJ's Star Trek despite it being tonally nothing like the original series. He also disliked Into Darkness for its fanboy pandering. Your analysis is bullshit.
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>>64514285
No, it's like JJ took ANH and just copy-pasted it
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>the only criticisms you can give this movie are nitpicks
>I didn't like Death Star

>apparently central fucking plot of the movie being shit is a 'nitpick'
Bravo, Jay
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>>64506328

Has Mike or Jay talked about 4chan?
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>>64516906
why would they, they only go to reddit
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>>64515744
The plot of ANH is shit?
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>>64506328
TFA is only shitty in the /tv/ echo chamber. By every measurable standard it is considered a quality film, and the criticisms that /tv/ autists consider to be catastrophic are either petty plot nitpicks, or redefining Mary Sue to fit their circlejerk.
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>>64511268
10/10 would fuck
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>>64506328

>Now that I feel safe /tv/ has come to a consensus on TFA, I can safely copy-paste the general opinion as my own.

>Give me your approval please, /tv/. I agree with you, now please tell me I have done well.

>P-please tell me how right I am, my peers.
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>>64506328
They said TFA had some problems but they liked it, whereas the prequels are irredeemable piles of shit.

If you seriously think TFA and prequels are even remotely similar in terms of quality and entertainment value, you should get mental help.
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>>64516906
they acknowledged the "I'm dying lauren!" scandal in a HITB skit.
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>>64506328
It's ironic that you've given him Max Landis' gayboi haircut, considering he's the one that initially started the Mary Sue buttwhine.

That's the haircut of the person you Mary Sue dipshits are parroting.
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>>64512375
fuckin oath mate, this holiday season ive drank so much and stacked on weight.
Shits fucekd
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i cannot stand these guys
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>>64521001
It was well worth bumping a dead thread for this important insight
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>>64506328
Max landis has really let himself go
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>>64518739
>g-gotchu

do you think anything you said at any point was clever
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>>64521197
what's dead may never die
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>>64506328

>hates The Phantom Menace because the characters make no sense
>TFA characters make no sense
>hates prequels because there's no tension in them
>there's no tension in TFA
>hates prequels because nothing makes sense about the plot
>likes TFA even though nothing about the plot makes sense
>hates prequels for using CGI characters to explain stupid shit that they have no reason for knowing about
>likes TFA when it has tons of CGI aliens and one of them just so conveniently happens to explain stupid shit that she has no reason to know about
>hates prequels because the dialogue sucks
>likes TFA even though the dialogue sucks
>hates the prequels because Anakin is a mary sue and he's a weird creepy emo teenager
>likes TFA even though Rey is a mary sue and Kylo Ren is a weird creepy emo teenager

????
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>>64521524
Just because you out things in greentext doesn't make them true. How do the characters in TFA make no sense? How does the plot in TFA make no sense? And I don't seem to recall Plinkett ever saying Anakin is a Mary Sue. You may literally be retarded.
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>>64509204
but those were the best mounts in Star Wars Galxies

no varactyls in Revenge = no varactyls in SWG
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>>64518626
they didn't really though
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>>64521742
Shhh don't ruin anons fantasy that Mike and Jay give a shit about this dump.
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>>64511268
Oh shit it's Gilchrist
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>>64513066
Wrong
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>>64521776
that was the week where mike started to hate him aswell. jay already hated both of them so he wasn't there
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>>64521742
>>64521770
>lauren was in a skit right after the "controversy" spread to RLM's site.
>never in a skit prior and never in one since
>100 episodes
not that I care but that would be a pretty big coincidence
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>>64522309
this is a flimsier case than making a murderer
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>>64522309
If I recall, she was in a skit in a video posted a day or two after the Gilchrist "incident." RLM doesn't churn out videos with that quick of a turnaround.
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>>64522176
>look at all my super insider info dirt on e-celebs!
Kill yourself, faggot. Who the fuck cares?
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>>64522309
Other friends of theirs have shown up in only one video as well.
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>>64522380
she does nothing in the skit but appear and leave. what would be the point of making it LAUREN and not any random girl off the street if it wasn't just to acknowledge the dumb controversy.
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>>64522524
Because they needed someone to walk in the door and she's a friend who may have been available at the time? Sorry, anon, but RLM hates /tv/ and I highly doubt they would do anything to directly acknowledge this place.
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>>64522524
if they really wanted to do that they should have taken lisa since she is the cause of all the drama
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>>64522455
First of all if you've been on /tv/ for longer than a week you'd know about Classic Gilchrist saga and what came out of it.

Second if you find /tv/ talking about movie reviewers annoying then please go shit up some meme thread instead of staying in here like a butthurt little baby.
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>>64522582
they weren't directly acknowledging /tv/. the meme had spread to their site at that point. they were just calling out their fans for being retarded. I think jay even directly responded to a few people about it on their message board.

it was literally the next episode they released after the whole spamming, there is no joke, she just appears and leaves.
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>>64522699
I can't imagine being this invested in any of this. I like RLM but Christ, you're pathetic.
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>>64522730
Actually I asked that on their forums and Jay said, that it just kind of coincided with that and wasn't planned. Which for me kind of makes sense, because they had to you know get her and stuff, which probably can't be done from one day to another, just to call your fans out.
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>>64512222
>lighting and a hair cut and deciding to not be a slob one day vs. being a slob on the other
but he can never fix those buck teeth
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>>64522862
do you know what episode it's from? I can't find it.
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>>64522816
> reading some old forum posts and being amused by how RLM was in the past
> UGH SO PATHETIC WHY ARE YOU DEDICATING YOUR ENTIRE LIFE TO THESE E-CELEBS XD
Never fucking reply to me again unless you're contributing to the thread.
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>>64511789
any home movie of you as a kid
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>>64523041
I haven't read any old forum posts. You know there's more than one person in this thread right?
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>>64522938
I don't know it on top of my head, but I know it was in "VCR repair shop" and not plinkett house, so that reduces the number of episodes a bit.
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>>64506328
>I'm literally the only human in the planet and my opinion is the only valid one so TFA is automatically bad
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>>64506495
Youre retarded
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>>64506328
>go on and on about pottery
>I love pottery now, it was everything I hoped for
What an utter faggot.
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redditlettermedia
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these guys' personal lives anger me
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>>64524687
What the fuck does that even mean?
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>>64523334
TFA almost did it right though so it's way ahead of the prequels in that respect.
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>>64506413
>do not aspire to become anything like these people

Nice projection there bro, to most of us they're just entertainers and half-decent critics.
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>>64524687
>getting angry at things that don't matter
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>>64524687
And let me guess, all your knowledge of their personal lives comes from imaginary bullshit made up here on /tv/?
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>>64524743
>copy shit from the OT but butcher everything about them just to get bucks from nostalgia pandering to retards
>It's ok when Disney does it :^)
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>>64524945
They didn't really copy that much from the OT though. You got

- empire 2.0
- death star 2.0
- a couple of cameos
- one or two reference drops

And don't even start with the whole "same movie beat for beat thing", you're talking about a story structure which is pretty damn standard.
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i question the legitimacy of these guys' opinions
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>>64523077
I've seen his home movies, not terrible but definitely not the best
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>>64523334
Watch the plinkett reviews again, the pottery alone isn't the issue. The problem is using the visuals without any understanding of what made those scenes powerful.

>luke falls in empire when he decides death is better than the dark side
>anakin falls in clones because he enjoys pissing off obi-wan

>a dark and hazy atmosphere sets the stage for father and son's first duel, vader is testing luke
>a dark and hazy atmosphere sets the stage for a good guy to fight a bad guy with no personal connection at all

>leia thinks she lost han forever as she watches the slave I leave cloud city
>padme wants to get dooku because he's the bad guy as she watches his ship fly away
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>>64525582
your splitting hairs imo
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>>64525860
>making valid points is splitting hairs
Hi, faggot!
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Did anyone else see the thread with Jay in porn? Was that legit?
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>>64525582
watching dooku fly on a cgi freighter guarded by cgi clones and having padme shoot at him is just as meaningful and impactful as the luke I am your father scene you faggot
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>>64525860
Reusing visual language is a basic movie making element, it's only shitty when you completely miss the point of what your visual language is trying to say.

I'm not saying TFA doesn't have cheap pottery that doesn't work (trench run) or that none of the prequel pottery works (the idea of kamino vs cloud city was cool I thought, or having the jedi starfighter cockpits look like TIE fighters').
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>>64506328
>The Force Awakens is shit

When will this meme end?
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>>64526087
It must have been legit. Strange how every e-celeb has some sort of sordid past according to /tv/ despite there never being any real proof outside of /tv/. So strange how that always happens.
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>>64526087
god damn that was hot
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IM DYING
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>>64526367
LOL EPIC MEME, BRO. IT NEVER GETS OLD
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>>64526378
BONJOUR REDDÍT!
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>>64506337
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sorry /tv/ but everyone liked it except for you

stop applying your shitty contrarian standards to everyone else
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>>64526378

LAUREN
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>>64506328
He's a hack. He declares I LOVED IT without so much as mentioning:
>the movie winks at the audience way too much and so many of the shots (Han boarding the Falcon, C-3PO popping into frame, the Leia reveal) only work properly if the movie is watched years after your first viewing of RotJ and would make no sense if you watched 4-7 in sequence in a couple of years
>the story is a SHAMELESS rehash of A New Hope that takes absolutely no risks with anything and adds nothing meaningful to the universe or the overall story
>Maz Kanata is a ridiculous looking and useless character who only exists for a "WINK WINK NUDGE NUDGE" at the cantina scene in ANH
>the entire sequence after they first meet Han is meaningless filler with guys with goofy accents, nonsensical inconsistency in the behavior of the tentacle monsters, and Han making a fucking hyperspace jump out of a hanger and being fine despite him explicitly describing how precise it has to be in ANH
>Rey is an absurd character who completely devalues the training Luke went through in Empire and his glorious triumph in RotJ by becoming a full-fledged Jedi in one movie with no training
>Han Solo dies, but only for shock value and to get people generating buzz about the movie
The list really goes on. That fat fuck is too easily pleased.
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>>64511533

Chris Pratt was more attractive in that movie, tbqh.
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>>64526846
>full-fledged Jedi

Reeeeaaaally?
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>>64526846
>waaaah why didn't RLM validate my opinion???
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>>64527029

Mike looks like a fuck boy and Jay is full JUST in that picture. They're improved with age.
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>>64527029
BACKSTREETS BACK ALRIGHT
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>RLM are the living embodiment of the smug, detached Gen-X ethos.
Old fag here, RLM are the nerds wearing fanny packs playing marbles. They are about as drywit and 90's as David Bowie touring with Nine inch nails. They are fucking L A M E
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>>64526917
Oh sorry FAMALAM, but I'm pretty sure Luke couldn't:
>force pull a lightsaber out of the ground 100 meters away while a trained force user is attempting to do the same from much closer
>beat a trained force user in a lightsaber fight after literally just picking one up for the first time
>successfully perform a mind trick after only three attempts while distressed and basing the method entirely on vague legends
>resist and read the mind of a trained force user either accidentally or by being literally flawless
Without any sort of training in ANH. What was the point of "he's too old to begin the training" if the training is literally pointless?
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>>64527202
>trained force user
your mistake is what you consider this to be. you are making the same assumptions luke did when he first crashed on dagobah
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>>64511789
I bet there is a big audience of people wanting to waste 7 hours of their life on a movie about people walking down the street.
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>>64527201
>David Bowie touring with Nine inch nails
did that happen and it was a big deal or something? explain gramps
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>>64513094
It's impossible since it's entirely accurate.
t. disillusioned RLM fanboy
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>>64527462
Sure, if the audience wants brute entertainment with art not even an afterthought.
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>>64506328
they like Disney money
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>>64527659
oh god stop posting this I am a straight man please STOP STOP STOP STOP
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>>64506413

Have an upvote for this great analysis, sir!
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>>64511865
chunky's chicken
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>>64527659
Mike could still be somewhat handsome if he lost weight and took some care of himself.

Look at Rick, he's so much better now that he's lost weight and grew a beard.
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>>64521524
he hates the prequels because they're boring and the characters contradict themselves
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Whats with all the Jay porn pics going around? Are they legit?
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>>64528441

>Are they legit?

Yeah, you didn't know?
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>>64528441
Jay's Dropbox got hacked along with his Twitter.
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>>64521643
The plot in TFA makes sense ? Is this real life ?
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>>64528441
what porn pics?
why would anyone upload pics of their themselves anywhere? especially without deleting when they're nudie shit

I guess he must get off from the idea of someone finding them
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Is there a single critical review on TFA on jewtube yet? Its fucking weird, even TDKR started getting shit after initial hype. Are people just afraid/in denial to look at flaws in a Star Wars movie?
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>>64528832
Why are you pretending no one is talking shit about TFA?
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>>64528832
/tv/'s hero max landis has many youtube videos
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>>64528832
Disney is manipulating almost every site, trying to get rid of all dissent against Star Wars & Marvel all the while financing a shill campaign against DC.
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Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a troll.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . .that is if you can handle it
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>>64529352
>when will this end
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>>64509822
Bit surprised by it.
I think the Star Wars Fanboy googles were still on when they reviewed it.

>>64509909
>"Adam Sandler does the same lame shit"
>SpaceCop still features them having Rich hamming it up and doing that stupid weird walking gag
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