holy fuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQBGmBOhQEE
>>64501088
I thought they were lying about this scene.
inb4 someone compares it to Moulin Rouge or A Knight's Tale
>>64501088
It's comforting to know that Jackman is now going to be doing this kind of movie instead of that capeshit.
>>64501088
Is that wig intentionally fucking horrible?
How much screentime does Roon-Roon have?
Ummm,.. The fuck was that? I-,.. I'm not sure how to take that.
So... Does it at least make sense in context?
I thought this was really cool till I found out it was an actual song. I thought it was a cool ceremony, written specifically for this movie. The fact that they used a song from an actual band is so unoriginal. It sucks away the awesomeness that was the best part of the movie. Plus, it doesn't fit the time period, at all.
>>64501202
nope! absolutely no fucking sense.
>>64501088
Are we literally going to post this every day?
>>64501088
Literally why Nirvana?
people have short memories
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ia1f9x5-iQ
>>64501144
>he thinks Moulin Rouge and A Knight's Tale are anything other than total shite
>>64501208
>till I found out it was an actual song
how did you not already know this?
When does Pan take place? How did they know to sing a song written in the 90s?
to be honest this kind of made me watch the movie
will this be the first big meme of 2016?
Is Huge Jacked Man doing Johnny Depp's roles now?
>>64501238
That movie's entire gimmick was taking contemporary music and shoving it in a zany story about a wacky whorehouse featuring a lovable tragic prostitute with TB. It's at least a different kind of cringe since ridiculous what the fuck moments are what they were going for during the first third of the movie.
>>64501241
Fuck you I like A Knight's Tale. It's a comfy adventure movie.
>>64501208
4chan is an 18+ board
![Robin-Williams-Pic[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/mRhOIiQ.jpg "Robin-Williams-Pic[1].jpg")
>2025
>Hook remake comes out
>scene of CGI Robin Williams singing Death Grips lyrics
IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES
>>64501244
because not everyone listens to dad rock, now go listen to some pearl jam old guy
Someone I know wanted to go see this for Garrett Hedlund and I've never been happier to turn a movie down.
>>64501322
*neck breaks*
>>64501238
this is so disgusting. How does Baz Luhrmann even have a career?
>>64501088
>Is this... Canada?
lol what
>>64501358
asphyxiated death when?
>>64501315
I fucking KNEW you would use "comfy" as an excuse to defend that shitpile.
>>64501341
>90's grunge is now dad rock
tfw they got a black Wendy and Muslim Smee.
>>64501235
tips fedora*
Why did this remind me of Fury Road
Is this some next level joke about how people pirate Nirvana music
>>64501396
But they cast the whitest girl on the planet to play an Indian? What the fuck?
>>64501429
DELETE THIS
>>64501406
Stylistically similar, I suppose.
>>64501447
To be fair, there are no Indians anymore. But I guess that means they could just get an Asian or Latino.
>>64501451
funny comment, tumblr
>>64501395
hey man if you were like 18 years old when grunge was relevant you'd be in your 40s now
>>64501371
Gays love him
>>64501088
This makes the 2003 version of Peter Pan look like a classic.
>>64501241
moulin rouge is so fucking good
I didn't realize that was Hugh Jackman until he started singing under his breath. I'd recognize that nasally voice anywhere after he fucked up Valjean. This is practically a step up from his attempt at Bring Him Home.
I don't think any nirvana song should be covered. The point is that its super basic and kinda sounds like shit. Anyone else playing it just makes me remember how shit Nirvana actually is.
I mean, I get it its punk and its supposed to be ass but I don't even think its good punk
>>64501451
Why am I seeing more and more posts like this? This isn't tumblr or twitter, what the fuck are you doing here?
>>64501088
WTF,I heard this was awful but now I kind of want to watch it. And if if I was some garishly cliche villain, I would absolutely force slaves to sing 90's grunge rock songs.
You fuckers better hope I never come into power.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qVPNONdF58Wearing yellow and black will be MANDATORY
>>64501269
Yeah. He should really rethink quitting Wolverine.
>>64501551
Also Jason Isaacs >>> Hugh Jackman as Hook/Blackbeard.
>>64501599
>Jason Isaacs >>> Hugh Jackman
period
>>64501371
Romeo + Juliet was an interesting movie, to be fair to him
>>64501676
ok but what the fuck was Australia?
>>64501088
why does he look like Leon Trotsky?
>>64501676
how?
I mean the concept was great, but the execution was terrible. I mean they update the setting, but not the dialogue wtf?
>>64501088
theres also a similar scene where the sing blitzkrieg bop
>>64501088
It's a movie with roon-roon so it's great, you fucking phillistines.
>>64501564
It's like how "underrated post" became popular here when it originated from reddit
>>64501749
Whoa
>>64501767
Shakespeare's dialogue is fun as fuck and fits the weirdly exaggerated style of his movies. Imo as an adaptation of Romeo and Juliet it was kinda shite but the dialogue wasn't the issue.
>>64501749
on purpose
that's just how the kosher industry works, they like to throw shit like this in the public's face, to flaunt their influence
>>64501828
>Shakespeare's dialogue is fun as fuck
Honestly I had no fucking idea what was going on most the time. Maybe I'm just a pleb.
>>64501828
>shakespeare movie
>dialogue wasn't the issue
No shit, it's fucking SHAKESPEARE. The problem is most film actors are not properly trained in shakespeare, so they have no fucking clue how to say their lines with the right intention, stresses, operatives, and voice.
When people try to speak Shakespeare as if they were just talking normally it sounds fucking abysmal, and that's because it's fucking NOT normal. Fuck, it makes me so fucking mad that the BEST Shakespeare on film was Henry V, which was two decades ago.
>>64501914
People study for years to understand the English used in Shakespeare.
>>64501918
Shut the fuck up
>>64501238
Makes more sense for the movie but a much worse scene, the Pan one is pretty good.
>>64501918
Once I watched agayadaptation of Romeo and Juliet with the dialogue mostly intact and spoken conversationally and it was weirdly well done once you got used to it. Or maybe it just seemed like that because the entire movie was fucking weird. Either way, film adaptation of Shakespeare is hard to get right without doing strange shit because good stage acting is a whole lot different from good screen acting, so I say fuck it, might as well encourage the bizarre adaptations.
>>64501918
>Shakespeare on film was Henry V, which was two decades ago.
It makes sense that the best Shakespeare movies would be old since classically trained acting is dying.
>>64501918
What about Coriolanus? That was in a modern setting and had based Ralph Fiennes in it.
>>64501784
Is this nigga being real? Are there any more sing-alongs? Did they just film a movie musical and forget to market it as one?
>>64501088
This is so odd that I actually kind of like it. I'm sure in context it's much worse.
>>64502059
Truth be told I haven't seen it, but I know that Ralph is a trained actor and feel he could probably carry that.
But then again, I thought Fassbender could act, and his MacBeth looks fucking terrible. It's like he's doing a batman voice throughout every trailer.
How the hell do people unironically like Nirvana?
>>64502010
separated from birth?
>>64501088
This could be cool if it was set in modern day. Like Hook has just been trapped in Neverland for hundreds of years and him and his crew are this bizarre hodgepodge of culture from centuries of people dribbling in.
Like some kid wound up there with some nirvana tapes and the pirates just latched onto it or something.
>>64502059
>>64502122
I was raised in Washington during the 90's. Grunge is nostalgia to me.
There's a thread about it every day. Can we just have a /pan/ or /nevermind/ general?
>>64501253
Peter himself gets abducted during WWII, it's implied that Blackbeard Jackman abducts kids throughout different times(hence him knowing a fucking Nirvanna song). Neverland is an alternate dimension or whatever.
>>64502191
Sounds like some Bioshock Infinite shite
>>64501177
Yes.
>>64501918
DUDE EVERYTHING IS RIGID NOTHING SHOULD CHANGE I WANT TO SEE THE SAME THING OVER AND OVER LMAO
Smells Like Teen Spirit is a horrible, overrated song and i applaud all the butchered versions of it.
>>64502387
Not at all what I was trying to say, but more that Shakespeare's words were written in a very specific way to make them understandable and beautiful. if you choose to NOT follow it, you better know what you're doing and how to deliver the lines to make them intelligible.
I'm totally fine with interpretations, setting shifts, even cutting and re-working dialogue. What I'm not fine with is a writer who thinks that they know Shakespeare better than the bard himself.
What the fuck
IIRC the whole gimmick was that kids from random eras found themselves in Never land, so for example Hook is from the 19th century and I guess this guy was taken back in the 90's
>>64502570
Joe Wright pls
>>64502431
I like the Weird Al version.
>Grimdark edgy Peter Pan remake
>Goes for the classic "WE ONLY NEED ONE WORD" title gimmick signaling a failed reinventing of a series
>Nirvana
SAVE ME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FklUAoZ6KxY
>>64501088
I thought about seeing this but damn, guess I won't.
>>64501088
>nirvana
why?
can't we just leave that garbage in the 90s
>>64501429
lol'd
>>64501088
Is the movie as fun as this scene? I was interested in seeing it, but it bombed with ratings.
>>64502994
It's essential roon-roon-core.
Only redditors hate this movie.
>nobody watched the Based Tucci version on itv
>>64503057
Cool, I'll check it out.
>dat diversity
>people were crying it was whitewashed
>>64501088
wait so is the rest of the movie also a musical? or was this only musical number
>>64501396
It's always funny to see they always pick the whitest looking black women to be in movies
>>64503267
What the fuck do you want them to do?
Pick the ugliest ones on purpose?
>>64501373
At the start of the movie, Pan is in an orhpanage, and they noted that some of the children are going missing (they are being sold to Blackbeard by the woman in charge as slaves).
The main theory the kids have, is that since no one's adopting, they're probably moving the kids out of London because of the war (it takes place during World War 2), and they're taking them someplace safe. To Canada probably.
>>64501208
this is literally one of the most mainstream grunge tracks ever known
how old are you
>>64503163
people complained because they made Rooney a white indian. just think about that for a minute.
The fuck?
Will this nigga ever be surpassed?
Still the best.
1991.
>>64501396
>black Wendy
victorian af tbhq senpaiily
>>64503416
Even his costume is better.
>>64501088
Why is that Pirate wearing a skirt?
>>64501322
I would watch this.
>>64501341
>Nirvana
>dad rock
>using the term dad rock in general.
Nice b8 m8
>>64503416
I always appreciated his glee at murdering children. A lot like me.
>>64501396
They've got Smee, but where is Mai Men, Dr. Paveleer, and Juan Hauvyoo?
>>64501322
Wouldn't it be better if he sang a Slipknot song?
>>64501561
>punk
Do you even know what punk rock is?
>>64503497
Yeah... it's not even like a "different times" thing, he is literally wearing women's clothing from head to toe. The only thing masculine is the armour, officer's sash and single earring.
>>64501088
I guess there's no reason the residents of neverland couldn't have access to music from the normal world, but I still hate it.
They're pirates, make them sing something piratey.
And I don't know who thought it would be a good idea to give blackbeard a dress and a wig. GIVE HIM A FUCKING HAT!
>>64503544
Ch-child murder general? Is there finally a place for us?
>>64501088
I've listened to it before and it was all right, but now actually watching it I can dig it
>>64503307
Ah ok, thanks.
>>64503416
I keep forgetting this is Dustin Hoffman, his performance is so convincing.
>>64501088
>When the nigger goes HELLO HELLO
>>64503416
Let's not forget his co-star.
These two were perfect.
The guy who played Han Sol....I mean Hook turned in the most forced, awkward performance I've ever seen in a major Hollywood movie. It was like a parody or something.
>>64501241
knights tale is good
>>64503416
>>64503789
I cant believe people thought Hook was shit.
>>64501918
What kind of ham is best for Shakespeare? All of it is sarcasm? Unfortunately I've never had the pleasure of looking old play manuscripts that indicate tone of the script, just very direct lines.
>>64504051
Hook and Smee were great. The rest was pretty lame. And unfortunately the rest was most of the movie. Terrible child actors and wacky lost boy nonsense.
>>64501322
>SPREAD EAGLE ACROSS THE BLOCK
>SPREAD EAGLE ACROSS THE BLOCK
I FUCK THE MUSIC. I MAKE IT CUUUUM. I FUCK THE MUSIC WITH MY SURF AND TURFFFFFFFF
>>64501088
What's the best movie with pirates in it?
>>64504288
Pirates of the Caribbean 1
>>64504288
master and commander or>>64504338
>>64503416
>>64503789
>mfw they both acted like Smee and Hook were homosexual lovers and pissed spielberg off
>>64501088
So
1.Pan 2015
2. Peter Pan 2003
3. Hook 1991
Any others fit into this canon?
>>64504419
>Peter Pan 2003
a classic for pedos
>>64503544
>A lot like me.
You ain't never murdered shit, pussy.
>>64501396
Is that Wilson Wilson from Utopia?
>>64501235
The lore is that Nirvana were lost boys originally.
>>64504940
So they grew up, wrote that song, and then.. came back as adults like Robin Williams and sang it for them?
>>64504959
are you stupid
they wrote the song while in magic land and then went on to the real world
>>64501599
Jackman isn't Hook. Hook is a separate character in Pan.
>>64501341
>unironically using the term dad rock
enjoy your "neutral milk hotel" cuck
>>64504827
Keen eye you've got their friendo
Why the fuck would they do that
>>64501088
his little "Never Mind" before his dramatic turn is cringe inducing
>>64501208
P gewd b8 my m8
>>64501088
He says "nevermind" like in the opening leonard cohen song in s2 of true detective. Pottery
>>64501088
Honestly I don't think it's that bad.
Worst part about this is the cringey "Is that... Canada?" line to me.
>>64501394
You have been weighed, you have been measured, and you have been found wanting.
>>64501572
I agree, I want to see this now as well. Looks pretty good, dunno what everybody's gripe with it is.
Is it weird I liked Jackmans delivery of "Nevermind"
>>64505389
PIZZA PIE
PIZZA PIE
I WROTE THE SCRIPT NOBODY LIKED
THE STORY'S TOLD
WITH HACKY LINES
I HAD A NAME
ITS PIZZA PIE
>>64505632
No. I thought it was pretty cool tbqh.
I'll watch Pan now.
Somehow this was a movie everybody knew would bomb by just watching the fucking trailer but I was still interested. Then I saw the shit reviews and forgot about it but this makes me wanna see it again.
>>64505550
Tumblr and SJWs boycotted it because the princess was played by a white girl. Same reason Ender's Game did badly when SJWs boycotted it.
>>64501208
le epbin le b8 bruh
>>64505658
I do wanna see it for Jackmans performance now
>>64501319
>you're not 18 if you don't know recognize a song from a shitty band that hasn't been relevant for over 20 years
That's not hoooooooooooooow it works!
>>64505751
then post your license.
>>64505816
Sorry but my mom drives me to work.
DUDE WACKY PIRATES LMAO
>>64501238
>that editing
if it wasn't for the comedic aspect of the movie it would be literally Catwoman tier
>>64501509
Doctors hate him!
>>64501551
She was a qt patootie.
>>64501208
best b8 I've seen all day family
>>64501088
Wait. This isn't just some edgy Peter Pan remake, there is going to be some original about it?
>>64506053
The movie's been out since a couple months
>>64505522
Yes :)
Romeo+Juliet=Bad
The gatsby remake=Bad
Moulin rouge=Good
Simple math tbqh.
>>64506007
is*
ftfy
>>64503416
>>64504051
>>64504136
Hook was good until Peter remembered who he was
>>64501241
Knight's Tale is GOAT you tasteless fucking retard.
>>64501341
get a load of this cuck
>90% of the people offended this were born after kurt cobain's death
>>64502704
they are better at playing their instruments than the real band
>>64501088
I saw this in theaters, it's the best scene in the entire movie and actually a pretty cool cover even if it is out of place.
>>64501208
>Plus, it doesn't fit the time period, at all.
I think the point is Hook is from our time period and stole the song.
>>64504982
oh right, of course
>>64501144
But they did the same thing, anon. Pan is a shitty movie and rightfully flopped. I don't know why you guys care.
>>64501088
This looks quite cool teebeeach.
Really makes black beard look like a powerful dude.
>>64501396
Wendy was not in the movie, shitface.
So is Smee from this universe the one that CIA filed with the agency?
>>64501208
please be bait please be bait please be bait
>>64509369
>a Peter Pan film without Wendy
Fucking Hollywood crap.
>>64501238
So much fucking art direction and glamour, it's like they missed the fucking point of the song, literally used for the word "entertainers"
>>64503416
>>64503484
Hugh Jackman wasn't playing Hook.
>>64504051
Hook IS shit.
>>64509395
Anon, how old do you think the average poster is on this board? Most of them are younger than Nevermind.
>>64509283
That's Blackbeard, not Hook.
>>64509448
It's an origin story, her being there wouldn't even make sense.
And there's a lot of worse things in the movie.
Blackbeard snorting pixie dust like cocaine.
Hook having a country accent.
Pixie dust doesn't make you fly, it makes you younger.
Peter can only fly because his dad was the fairy prince.
Rooney Mara is somehow the Princess when the Chief is played by a Native, and she's the only white person in the tribe.
It's all shit.
>>64501572
you cant name 3 other blind melon songs without googling, can you?
>>64509610
Barrie would be turning in his grave.
>>64501088
>Wanted Johnny Depp
>get this faggot instead
JUST
>>64509610
>putting on an original twist on an old story
Why is this bad?
>>64501918
kill yourself
The Disney film is good.
>>64502666
>Goes for the classic "WE ONLY NEED ONE WORD" title gimmick signaling a failed reinventing of a series
kek so true
>>64503057
roon roon core?
>>64501238
fuck i hate musicals so much
Reminder that the screenplay was by Jason Fuchs who is doing the upcoming Wonder Woman movie.
I couldn't believe it myself, but you can look it up. How anyone can get work after coming up with the idea in the OP is beyond me, much less the Wonder Woman flick.
>>64501918
Literally nobody cares
>>64509722
It's only bad 99.99% of the time.
>>64509750
racist as fuck though.
>>64509859
Want to know the worst part? Pan was on the blacklist, and Jason Fuchs claims he's had been working on the idea of the movie for 20 years.
>>64510012
>racist as fuck though.
It's just following the books.
>>64510012
>racist as fuck though.
literally kill yourself
>>64510012
hello reddit
>>64510012
triggered
>>64510012
niggered
>>64510063
Which is also racist as fuck.
>>64510094
>>64510122
>>64510200
>>64510247
Seriously? You have a problem with me for not encouraging racism? How old are you guys?
>>64510270
Get out.
>>64501088
This movie got 26% on rottentomatoes and made $35 million on a $150 million budget. Thank god /tv/ makes a daily thread to point out this movie isn't good. It's like making a daily thread to point out the ocean is wet
>>64510270
no, i have a problem with faggotry on the internet
>>64510270
go the fuck back to reddit you faggot
>>64501088
based jacked man
this is patrician as fuck
i want reddit to leave
>>64502122
Nirvana kind of deserved their popularity. They were one of the only good grunge bands desu. In Utero is classic all the way through and I generally don't like grunge much as a genre.
>>64502116
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TArNqebm_Gg
Shit song shit scene doesn't really bother me
>>64510544
>>64510544
Ralph Fiennes was fucking great in that movie
The speeches left me fully erect
hugh jackmans weird singing is the key to all of this.
It doesnt sound anything like a chant from him and i clearly a pop song
good move fuck the haters
>>64501341
>Hey I'm 12 and I like meymeys!
>>64501088
Jesus Christ. This really was made for Tumblr. It's exactly the kind of cringeworthy, trying-too-hard, wannabe-badass shit they love.
>>64510907
They hated it too. Because the cast was too white. Specifically Rooney Mara.
I'm not making this up.
>>64501088
>can't find good songwriters to write songs for your movie
>use a shitty mumble-mumble song from the early 90s
>>64501088
Jesus.
even this would of been a better song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6oKjuvA55g
>>64510349
THIS. Why the fuck are people so hung up on a movie that flopped and everyone agreed was bad? I don't see daily Jem threads.
>>64511074
It not fun to talk about a film that enough people thought was a good idea that 150 million was spent.
For fucking that.
Weird to think 2003 is the best Peter Pan movie.
>>64511043
Any of the old pirate songs would have worked. Any fucking thing. Even pirate metal is better.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfol_TLLnIw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ta-Z_psXODw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TKyNTwD3Yk
>>64510270
You have to go back
>>64511111
>>64511111
But it flopped. It's not like a shit movie that was a huge hit like Alice in Wonderland so why bother pointing out that it's a bad movie?
>>64511211
>>2015 and not wanting to talk about a big name flop of a movie
>wait, it 2016, and not wanting to talk about a big name flop of a movie.
We just had this thread on Facebook tv
>>64511291
I just don't see what there is to talk about. It was poorly received by everyone and flopped accordingly. Shouldn't /tv/ be doing their usual contrarian thing and saying it's actually underrated?
>>64511376
There is nothing stopping you from making a "Pan is awesome" thread.
>>64511376
Also, I don't recall much hype behind Pan. Was it really highly anticipated?
>>64511167
>metal
fuck off and take your fedora with you
>>64502666
>never watched 1991's Hook
>people giving a shit about Peter Pan movie #212
>>64501208
You're so fucking young I can't even understand it.
Everything is ahead of you, leave this place right now while you still can, and never, ever return.
>>64509460
>"entertainers"
I've got some real fuckin' bad news for you anon...
>>64504419
1. Hook
Nothing else.
>>64506114
>Moulin Rouge
>good
Jesus fuck.
>>64510012
>racism
Kill yourself.
>>64501144
It was just as shitty in a knights tale. God, that movie is for faggots and girls.
why is it blackbeard and not hook?
>>64501238
jim broadbent
g'wan lad
I read that Kurt had a dream about this specific scene before he shot himself in the face.
>>64510544
hamming it up a bit there ralph haha x
>>64510544
>1:24
Nice, very nice, excellent even
Pan honestly wasn't that bad.
Only people that hate it are the ones who haven't seen it.
>>64501088
BRAVO NOLAN
>>64501144
Fuck off you dumb niggers A Knights Tale is great. Terrific comedy. Pan is trying to be serious which makes it cringe as fuck.
