>I GOT THE DA BREATHING DOWN MY NECK
>We've got company
>You just don't get it do you
>He's behind me... isn't he?
>She's gonna blow
>We can do this the easy way, or the hard way
>You'll never get away with this
>I can do it in X hours/You've got X-1
>It's not what it looks like
>I can explain
>You look like shit
>It's me you want
>I've got a bad feeling about this
>X is my middle name
>We're not so different, you and I
>I wouldn't do that if I were you
>It's quiet...too quiet
>How do I I can trust you?/You don't
>I didn't sign up for this
>>64498360
Name at least one movie where this has happened
>>64498360
>YOU'RE OUTTA CONTROL
>>64498360
>>64498588
Who are you quoting?
>>64498636
The Dark Knight
>>64498588
Name six million films where this happens
>>64498656
name one more
>that's not good
show me one fucking film or tv show where one of the character is on the ground pinned by another and the first character is reaching for a weapon that's just out of reach.
>>64498588
Literally when has this ever happened?
>>64498713
The Walking Dead, every episode.
>>64498588
Geez, so many of these were said by Han in the original trilogy
>>64498360
>You're off the case Johnson!
>>64498694
quiet as a grave
Don´t ever post in my fucking thread again unless you contribute.
>>64498588
>Get X in here!
>when do you need him sir?
>Yesterday
>hey, what's wrong
>nothing
>we've got a job to do
>>64498702
>>64498852
>>64498879
name one kino or three flicks where any of these things happens
>>64498360
>You're on suspension, with pay.
a few days ago
>4 am
>some random movie starring steven segal and dmx comes on tv
>15 minutes in
>half asleep in bed with my eyes closed
>roll over look at tv
>steven segal is sitting in a chair
>he's getting yelled at by his boss
>I'VE GOT THE DA BREATHING DOWN MY NECK
>YOU'RE OUT OF CONTROL
the memes are real
>character runs away from monster
>trips and falls, then gets back up
>character gets in car to drive away
>it doesn't start
>monster is stalking group of people
>let's split up!
>villain gets intentionally captured, imprisoned behind a glass wall, and escapes
>there's a shot of a blue laser firing into the sky
>the ending is a gunshot and a fade to black
>character says half of a line, the other half gets finished in a completely different shot at a completely different time
>the fight scene is just shaky cam to hide the fact that the actors don't know how to fight
>the antagonist is defeated by the power of friendship/teamwork
>character enters a bar
>I'll have a beer
>trailer for a comedy flick
>music suddenly stops, brief beat, then punchline
>trailer for a romance flick
>cymbals rattling between shot transitions
>*exaggerated Arnold impression*
>I'll be back
>phone call ends without either person saying goodbye
>>64499071
Name 5 anime where this has happened
>>64499395
Dragon Ball Z
Dragon Ball GT
Dragon Ball
Dragon Ball Kai
Dragon Ball Super
>>64499119
>hangs up phone
>other person says "hello? hello?"
>no parody action movie where the entire script is bad script tropes
>the library
>and step on it
>romantic comedy
>couple gets in an argument
>montage of shots afterwards showing how miserable the two are without each other
>character is about to explain something very important
>gets constantly interrupted, never gets to explain important thing, then other character leaves
>sex scene
>they immediately fuck without any foreplay
>two characters meet up and briefly talk
>suddenly cuts to the two of them having sex
>character parks his car
>shot from beneath the car of two feet getting out
>Character walks up to friend on the street
>"hey man, you want some anvils?"
>"No, I have too many anvils as it is."
>"When will I be rid of these anvils?"
>it ain't me
remember 2015 memes
>ᶜᵒᵐᵉ ᵗᵒ /ᵗᵛ/
>ᶦᵗ ᵃᶦᶰ'ᵗ ᵐᵉᵐᵉ ˢᵗᵃʳᵗˢ ᵖᶫᵃʸᶦᶰᵍ
>>64498636
dumbfuck redditor
anvils
You're a loose cannon, detective. And I don't like your methods. But god DAMNIT you get results.
>>64498659
Shoah
>>64499961
Every fucking time.
>>64500147
name 0 films in which this happens
>>64498940
BASED FUCKING EXIT WOUNDS
>>64498833NAMEONEMORE
IVE GOT THE CITY COUNCIL CHEWING MY EGGS OFF FOR THE GREEN YOU CRASHED
I GOT THE MAYOR SCANTING PARADES UP MY LINCOLN TUNNEL FOR THE STUNT YOU PULLED ON THE BEACH
EVERYBODY WANNA KNOW WHAT IT IS WHAT IT AINT AND WHAT IT WILL BE
I GOT THE CHAMBER OF COMMERCE BLOWING COGWHEELS IN MY COCO FACTORY
DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?!??!???!?!?
>>64500066
l-lewd
>>64500066
>that long, contrived conversation
Man gravity falls lewds really jumped the shark
>>64498659
>that one guy who wanders in and posts 5,999,997 films, 2 flicks and a kino
every. fucking. time.
>I'M WALKING ERE'
> when your bf breathes down your neck
>>64500266
>>64500368
>>64500509
>>64500609
>>64500630
ᶫᵉᶫ
>>64499119
>it ain't me starts playing
>We're not so different, you and me
>movie trailer
>opening is just a "profound" speech from the movie over footage from a different part of the movie
>"Don't trust anyone, not even me"
>music on trailer is ramping up, about to reach peak
>sudden silence so character can say funny but poignant line
>music starts again
>opening of a tv episode follows one character's perspective the whole time to drive home a point
>the rest of the episode switches perspectives normally, even if the episode is centered on the starting character
>all of the movie's best moments are in the trailer
>use one take of a shot in the trailer
>use a different, usually worse, take in the final cut
>characters are fighting with swords
>lock blades and chat it up
>antagonist asks protagonist why they would defend the people they are, because they're so weak
>two characters are talking
>other character interjects perfectly from out of hearing range
>one character is laughed at, assumed bad at a particular skill
>beats all the people who mocked them easily
>gives them that look
>same as above, except the character being mocked is female and the mockers are all male, making the character six million times as cocky
>character gives setup to obvious cliche dialogue
>other character subverts it
>writers and audience probably think this is clever or impressive in some way
>character does something slowly, all becomes quiet
>suddenly an explosion of sound and motion
>director probably thinks this is impressive in some wayI don't mind this one in and of itself, it's a cool effect, it just isn't new or impressive. In fact, now I almost expect it, it would be a surprise for nothing to happen.
>romcom
>"You idiot I can't believe you would do that how dare you (other angry buzzwords)"
>[kisses]
>comedy
>movie dates itself with hip pop-culture reference
>>64502896
>>antagonist asks protagonist why they would defend the people they are, because they're so weak
ahhhhhhhhhhhh
>Hey X, you gotta come take a look at this
>>64503083
>shows X's reaction, with optional "my god", but waits a while to show the viewer for "suspense"
>cop movie
>THE DEA IS GONNA HAVE MY ASS
>that WAS plan B
>>64503453
>whats next
>i didnt think we were gonna get this far
>That's it ,Charname. Hand over your badge and your gun
>With pleasure!
>>64503453
alternatively
>plan goes wrong
>don't worry, i have a plan B
>what's plan B
>RUN!
>>64503453
>incapacitates or disarms bad guy with nonlethal shot or elaborate rube goldberg chain reaction
>"nice work anon"
>"I was aiming for his head"
*beat
>comedy trailer
>initially disguised as a serious movie with serious or "epic" music, then halfway through is subverted with a corny one liner
>action movie trailer
>there's a one liner at the end of it, after the title is shown
>shadowy figure sneaks up on character
>loud noise
>it's just his friend
>shadowy figure sneaks up on character
>nice try X i know it's you
>it's actually a monster
>loud noise
>shadowy figure sneaks up on character
>character turns around
>nothing's there
>then character turns back and then loud noise, the monster is there
>character looks around for the monster
>slowly opens a door or curtain
>absolute silence
>nothing's there
>then monster sneaks up behind and then loud noise
>character is getting killed or brutally tortured
>ironically happy music starts playing
>found footage movie
>has elaborate shots and angles that an average person with a camera couldn't take without planning
>based on a true story
>inspired by true events
>you're off the case!
>they solve the case anyways
>character is playing a video game
>pac man sounds
>characters are eating
>they don't actually eat anything
>leave full plates of food on the table
>animated comedy trailer
>"NAILLLLED IT!"
>clichéd cop talk
>muh divorce
>muh ex-wife
>muh alcoholism
>muh damn job
>muh jurisdiction
>muh FBI being assholes, not keeping it real like the boys on the force
>cop movie
>you're off the case!
>you're off your case, chief!
>cop movie
>fbi gets involved
>they completely screw things up and the main char has to step in
>sitcom
>chars are supposed to be playing vidya
>they just press all the buttons and jerk the joysticks really fast
>this is meant to show that they're good
>action/adventure movie trailer
>near the middle, it's mostly just clips so brief they might as well be still images or tumblr gifs
>>64503971
Not even memeing, I honestly can't think of a movie, flick, film, or kinographic work that does this.
>>64498360
>character whips out cell phone
>no service
>DAMNNIT
>End of 2nd Act
>oh oh, time for a fight between antagonist and a friend that will return in the last possible moment
>character wiping his ass
>doesn't wipe his balls to get rid of the sweat
unrealistic trash
