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>"That lightsaber..it belongs to ME."

What were normies supposed to think when they saw this scene? They didn't follow the production closely before release like we did. They didn't know that the plot was initially about Kylo obsessively going after Luke's lightsaber. I feel like JJ forgot to alter this scene. The audience must have thought "Why does he care about that lightsaber, he already has one. I thought he was just after the map to Skywalker?"
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and everyone else said it was a plot hole since that lightsaber should never exist anymore
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He cares about the lightsaber because it was Vader's and he idolizes him.
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They probably thought it was actually his lightsaber and lost it, hence the shitty looking one he has now.
I guarantee you the majority of the morons gushing over this shitfest have never seen any of the previous movies.
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I didn't follow the pre-bullshit and I have no idea what you're talking about. When I watched it I didn't give it a second though beyond "he wants it because it was Vader's"

It was Vader's... right? I havn't seen the originals in like 10 years..
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>>64495733
>What were normies supposed to think when they saw this scene?

That he really wanted that lightsaber. You don't have to be a social retard to understand how things work.
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The shadows betray you, because they belong to me!
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>why did Finn sudenly become a good guy at the beginning?
>how did Poe manage to get to the Rebel base after crashing out in Jakku?
>how could Rey manage to master the Force and fly a Millenium Falcon?
>how did Snoke become the big bad guy?

c'mon normies, I thought you were Star Wars fans
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>>64495819
wasent exactly vaders was more anakins but i spose SAME THING
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How did he even know it was Anakin's?
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>>64495913
Cuz benis
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>>64495819
I guarantee that you're bullshitting and followed every bit of information that was pumped out about this film the moment Disney announced they acquired the rights.
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>>64495733
They mention that saber belonged to both Luke and Vader. Sorry to fuck your shit up, OP.
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>>64495880
>>how did Snoke become the big bad guy?
You mean big bombad general? ;-)
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>>64495880
>how did Poe manage to get to the Rebel base after crashing out in Jakku

He's a clone
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>>64495913
That's a story for another price of admission 8:)
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>>64495905
Anakin was crowned Darth Vader while still using this saber. Vader isn't just the suit
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>>64495861
Why dont you wear the mask?
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>>64495733
>They didn't follow the production closely before release like we did.
I didn't and can't even remember what I thought during this scene.

TFA was dogshit.
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>>64495861
Bane?
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>>64495955
I guarantee you need to get laid.
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>>64495972
Yeah but why would he care if he already has his own? Why would he want a blue lightsaber? This is what the normie audience probably thought
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>>64495913
Maybe he's seen it before. Maybe he felt the force power coming from it. Obviously the saber emits some sort of aura.
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>>64495880

More like why didn't MORE troopers turn traitor
I'd like to think 15% bare minimum kids you kidnap and indoctrinate will balk at slaughtering innocents
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>>64496055
Because he wants Darth Vader's saber. >>64496073
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As someone who hasn't watched the previous Star Wars besides episode 3, I just figured he wanted the lightsaber not because it was Anakins, but because it was his teacher Lukes.
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>>64496055
Why would he want Vader's helmet? Because it's a piece of history related to his grandfather who he idolizes. He'd probably collect Vader's cum rag is he could find it.
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>>64496177
I would have liked some time showing his idolizing of Vader
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What bothers me more is the forced "Han Solo can't help you now" line
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>>64496177
TRY TO THINK FROM THE PERSPECTIVE OF A NORMIE WHO HAS NEVRR READ A MAKINGSTARWARS.NET ARTICLE AND ONLY DECIDED TO SEE THISNFLICK BECAUSE THEY SAW A TV SPOT DURING MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL
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>>64496226
It would have been cool if they had, like, shown him praying to Vader or something.
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>>64496261
Yeah ok we got one scene but i mean i would like that to have been developed more.
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>>64496256
>normies don't know about Star Wars

You're odd
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>>64496256
Maz says it was Vader's saber. The establish why he would be interested in it.
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>>64495733
I actually had to explain it to my wife, because she never saw the original trilogy.
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>>64496256
Unless a normie didn't have eyes they should be able to notice Kylo talking to Vader's helmet and saying he'd finish what he started. I'm not sure where you're going with this.
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>>64495913
Imperial Records (stuff that was carried over from the jedi records).

>>64496105
No, he was trying to communicate with vader earlier in the movie.
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>>64496237
how is that "forced"?
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>>64496295
She actually says it's Luke's saber and his father's before his. 99% of the audience should know she means Vader though.
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>>64495786
Most normies who saw the movie don't even know why or how his is shitty, they think it just has the crossguard to be "extra badass".
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>>64496304
He thinks he's a special snowflake and that 'normies' won't have the same appreciation for SW that 'we' do.

Because he's retarded.
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>>64496299
>she never saw the original trilogy.
How the fuck?
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>>64495733
did you even watch the movie? before that scene took place you already knew he was han and leias son, if you watched previous movies you knew vader was leias father, he has vaders fucking helmet on a shrine and calls him grandfather in the movie. literally anyone who has only seen the movies could figure out that luke is his uncle and that he has an obsession with his grandfather.
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>>64496226
I agree. Maybe in the next one.
>>64496256
I think you people don't realize how popular star wars is.
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>>64496344
To be fair, there still isn't an official explanation, yet....

No matter how nerdy you feel when searching
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>>64495990
hehe
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>>64496385
Did you even read OP's question?
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>>64496046
>bad grammer
top wew
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>>64496256
Probably something along the lines of
>hahahaha this shit is sooooo gay! fuckin' glowin' dildos 'n' shit how is this so popular?
>talking scenes? time to check twitter!
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>>64496289
No, they dont. I work with a number of them who both know nothing about the series and are also oddly proud of this fact. It perplexes me.
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>>64496441
yea I did, a total normie who has seen all the movies would know what was going on during this scene.

watching movies = normie
watching cartoons/playing games/reading books = nerd tier
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>>64495781
This, it's not that hard to understand.

Plus it's obviously a better lightsaber than his.
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>>64496368
My wife isn't really into sci-fi. She said she saw bits and pieces of a New Hope, but never watched the entire thing.
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>>64496395
I think its safe to assume that ren is a shitty student who cuts corners . he probably just didn't put care into building his lightsaber.
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>>64496653
The visual dictionary shows that his crystal is cracked. My guess it he knows how to make a saber but had to nigger rig it because of his fucked up red crystal.
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>>64496461
>"Them"

I think it's cute that you think 'normies' are a thing. Some people haven't seen many/any SW movies. That makes them unique, not 'normal.'
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>>64495733
Because he thinks he is already a Sith lord and deserves it. It's bullshit because one of the final parts of training is constructing your own lightsaber. The lightsaber he uses has to vent excess plasma out the sides because it's an inefficient design and it's the best he can do. Everything about him is bullshit.
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>>64496581
How does her son feel about it?
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>>64495861

really?
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>>64496653
>safe to assume

Not the same as an official explain.

Its just widely accepted speculation that his saber looks like that because he doesn't know what the fuck he's doing or his parts are shit. Makes total sense. But still not canon.
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>>64495733
>They didn't know that the plot was initially about Kylo obsessively going after Luke's lightsaber.

that sounds so much cooler. Why the fuck did they change it? Maybe at the end Rey gets a force vision of where Luke is from holding the lightsaber or something.
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>>64496653
no hes just a fucking edgelord. his next light saber will look like a katana.
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>>64495786
>majority of people will not have seen one of the most popular franchises of all time

Do you neckbeards really believe this?
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>>64496802
I sincerely hope this is the case
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>>64496395
>there still isn't an official explanation
Except there is. They're vents to let out energy because otherwise the saber would explode. The image with this written was posted here a lot like two weeks ago.

>....
Kill yourself.
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>>64496395
There is an official explanation. It's an ancient design that is inefficient, thus the need to vent excess plasma out the sides. Luke is the only one who is currently able to construct the new design.
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>>64496818
People on here are seriously convinced only non-fans saw this movie. They think normies don't really like Star Wars. They don't get that Star Wars is normie.
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>>64495733
I'm normie and I just assumed it's because it was Anakin's first

really didn't need that much explanation, unless that's not what happened, but as a normie it's what I thought and didn't give it a second thought
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>>64496862
star wars invented normie. you could honestly argue that star wars was the original bridge between normie and neet
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>>64496860
>vent excess plasma
>in a closed loop system
>VENT
>IN A CLOSED LOOP
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>>64496844
Link that shit, if you're so great
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Anyone know if Luke still had his green saber at the end of TFA? Even in publicity shots or whatever?
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>>64496761
>Its just widely accepted speculation that his saber looks like that because he doesn't know what the fuck he's doing or his parts are shit.
>But still not canon.
ok
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>>64496974
I hope so. His ROTJ lightsaber is objectively the best in the saga. He should keep it and give Anakin's to Rey.
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>>64496368

My wife hadn't seen them either or any capeshit. Which just means she has superior taste to /tv/
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>>64495913
Cause he was obsessed with where he came from and why his family is strong with the force.
>post yfw he doesn't believe his greatgrandmother was virgin mary
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>normies don't know who vader luke and leia are
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>>64495786
>>64495781
>>64495779
>>64495733
He literally says "grandfather" when talking to vaders helmet, and little yellow bitch tells rey the lightsaber belonged to luke, and anakin before him. anyone that cannot put that this means that the lightsaber was ren's grandtather's then they are retarded and dont deserve to understand
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>>64496961
I got you senpai >>64497010
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>>64495733
well shit OP, I didn't even realize that.

How the fuck did he know it was Anakin's? Why didn't he just assume it was a random lightsaber? Did Luke tell him about the lightsaber he lost when Vader cut his hand off? Why would it matter? Why would there be any importance in a lightsaber? Luke just makes another one in RotJ anyway.

It's almost as bad as Bones injecting human blood into a dead Tribble.
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>>64496950
Yup, that's how they explained it. Probably runs on double A batteries.
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>>64496961
It's in the official visual dictionary that was released alongside the film.
>Why wasn't that explained in the movie
It wasn't necessary. The books are for people who want to know more. That's what the EU is. Move on to the next movie coming out if this shit perplexes you so much.
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>>64496844
that's a pretty obvious explanation. I don't get why it's so difficult to accept for some of these fucking sperglords.
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>map to Skywalker
>everybody wants it

Probably for the dope porn scenes they would do with him
that's the only thing i could think of
gay interracial Blacked porn
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>normie
>normie
>normie
Why do you keep on repeating that? Who do you think this mediocre movie was intended for, if not mainstream viewers?

Revenge of the Sith had a very dishonest trailer to bait people in, but the hype behind The Force Awakens is purely the work of marketing. I had never seen people turn stupid through marketing this bad before.
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>>64495880
>>why did Finn sudenly become a good guy at the beginning?
Watch the scene when they land. One of his friends get killed, Finn goes to check the body and his friend does that 08th MS Team thing were he drags his bloody hand over Finn's helmet. When Finn stands up he notices what's happening and gets freaked, seeing as it's his first battle and all.

>>64496083
Presumably more did but had a harder time escaping than Finn, or at least were hunted down without too much trouble. Remember that Finn needed Poe to pilot the TIE Fighter to get him out, and Finn also failed to realise that TIE Fighters are short range and can't survive for long out in space without a base to return to. Finn also needed Rey to save him after that. Plus Phasma mentioned that Finn hadn't been disobedient before, presumably troopers that seem like they'd turn would be dealt with before they could do anything.

>>64496961
You know the rule. Stream it.
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>>64497073
>Luke tells him that he had Vader lightsaber
>Luke also tells him that he lost it
The only part that doesn't make sense is how he'd know what it looks like and even if he's seen holograms/images of it before, how he could tell that was it just from seeing a bit of the handle.
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>>64497587
>Watch the scene when they land. One of his friends get killed, Finn goes to check the body and his friend does that 08th MS Team thing were he drags his bloody hand over Finn's helmet. When Finn stands up he notices what's happening and gets freaked, seeing as it's his first battle and all.
Why would someone that's indoctorated from birth suddenly rebel the first time they are in battle?
Why would he murder a fuckton of his fellow "stolen from birth" bretheren without remorse?
Why would they send a janitor on a very important mission along with Kylo?
Why is he the first person to EVER rebel?
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>>64497587
>Watch the scene when they land. One of his friends get killed
That isn't a good explanation though.
The guy was supposedly raised to be a killer, see death, and was pretty much brainwashed his entire life to be a killing machine (and toilet washer).

You don't break out that type of conditioning that easily.
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If anyone seriously thought that then they were retarded as it's specified to be lukes earlier in the movie. Why wouldn't he want the last jedi's saber?
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>>64497705
>Why would they send a janitor on a very important mission along with Kylo

Soldiers do lots of shitty jobs inbetween fighting and combat training

The lore is all a bit week at the moment and lots of things need explaining and expanded upon
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>>64497807
Well it's an extremely important mission to the first order, as as far as they know the zone has the plans to find luke, why would they ever consider sending a combat newbie?
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>>64497737
how does Kylo know that it's Luke's saber?

>hey what's that behind you Kylo?
>is that the script?
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>>64497705
>Why would someone that's indoctorated from birth suddenly rebel the first time they are in battle?
He got freaked out and disillusioned, it was his first battle, he'd thought it would be easy pew pew enemies dead sort of deal.

>Why would he murder a fuckton of his fellow "stolen from birth" bretheren without remorse?
This does bother me. He was completely merciless to his former allies. Did you see that part where he impales a guy through the chest? Guy's a total traitor.

>Why would they send a janitor on a very important mission along with Kylo?
Soldiers aren't always on killing duty, it's not like the First Order would hire janitors when they have spare stormtroopers lying around.

>Why is he the first person to EVER rebel?
We don't know that. He's only the first we've seen to rebel. If we're counting more than just movies there were some clones in Rebels that disobeyed Order 66.
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>Nobody wonders what Han had done to push him to the dark side
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>>64497924
He senses it through The Force.
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>>64498050
Just like nobody asks about the parents of all these school shooters we see. Dont even get me started on the ghettos
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>>64498070
>The Force

It doesn't work that way, fuck off.
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>>64495880
>why did Finn sudenly become a good guy at the beginning?
Because he was always 'prone to insurbordination and has a history of rejecting indoctrination', thats why they stuck him in maintenance despite him being desplaying great skills and potential, the opening scene is his first 'mission' and probably the last try to mold a good trooper

>how did Poe manage to get to the Rebel base after crashing out in Jakku?
He defends a trader attacked by scavengers and the trader helps him to reach the Resistance to ask for extraction

>how could Rey manage to master the Force and fly a Millenium Falcon?
She salvaged a flight simulator and practices to become a pilot, knows which changes were made to the Falcon and force sensitivity gives a +5 to piloting.
Also naturaly gifted in the force who seems to tap into skills she forgot or were blocked

>how did Snoke become the big bad guy?
Atleast 2 more movies to find out
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>>64496055
Because he idolizes vader. He stares at the charred helmet and declares he'll finish what he started.
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>>64498153
>novelization
fuck off
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>>64495733
huh
I don't even remember him saying that
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>>64498102
>just bad apples?
>find out right after a word from our pharmaceutical sponsors
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>>64498111
padawan me, forcelord
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ITT: OP is the projecting retard
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Has anyone got those concept art pictures of white finn and black poe?
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>>64495733
You want to know the worst thing about this reboot? Kylo Ren literally cannot be redeemed. The whole arc will be him basically curb stomped by the Rey / Boyega duo and instead of it being tragic or significant they will manage to make his death comical and pathetic like all other modern male portrayals.
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>>64497061
Also, they outright state more than once that Kylo Ren is Han and Leia's son.
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>>64498050
>>64498102
It's because they are MAVs

(Male Adult Virgin)

Anyone over the age of 16 that has not losttheir virginity is a high-risk sociopath just waiting to snap.
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>>64498631
now show his dick
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>>64498849
>linking to screamers
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The thing made Rey have a force seizure im sure kylo could sense its aura or some bullshit. What i want to know is how the FUCK maz got it or found it.
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>>64495861
Bane?
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>>64498808
dude WOT?

sauce pls
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What's the next special snowflake unique thing they will do with lightsabers now bros?
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>>64495733
It's stated clearly that Kylo is Han and Leia's son, Luke's nephew Darth Vader's grandson. It's also stated the lightsaber belonged to Luke and Luke's father.

Therefore normies (assuming they payed attention to the simple plot) should think Kylo wants it because it's something that belongs in his family and some random traitor stormtrooper shouldn't be carrying it around.
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>>64499039
I think it was part of the concept art for Alien 5
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>>64499100
Nothing in the next film at least. Ren will complete his training under Snoke and get a proper red lightsaber out of it
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>>64496326

because it makes sense in the context of ANH but not so much TFA
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>>64499100
I imagine Luke next film will be so proficient with the force that he won't even use his hands and he'll just have his lightsaber hovering around him automatically blocking and deflecting blasts back while he menacingly walks forward. That would actually be pretty badass.
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>>64499369
I don't think the current pinnacle of the light side would be walking around menacingly or having lightsabers flying around.
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What were normalfags supposed to think when they saw this scene?
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>>64497283
because it isn't mentioned in the movie and a lot of people don't pay attention to Expanded Universe resources (which does include "official" books and whatever else is released to explain the movie
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>>64499739
I said "Sieg Heil!" in the theater during this scene and some dudebro sitting behind me asked his friends what that meant.
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>>64498808
I recognize those hands and pose
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>>64499819
Sure you did pal.
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>>64499951
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>>64495786
>>64495880
>>64496344

Holy shit. It's fucking star wars. How can you retards honestly act like such elitists over fucking star wars? If you honest to god think "normies" aka people who don't post on 4chan haven't seen the OT then you really need to go socialize more and get your head out of your ass.
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>>64495733
One of the biggest memes of all film history is "Luke, I am your father". Most people know It, even if they haven't watch the movies. You do have a point there, JJ indeed gave Kylo a reason to want the Saber (it was Vader's), and trusted in this meme and that people were able to figure out that. I believe he was right.

I mean, you have a point when you assume the majority of people are dumb or don't pay attention to the movies. Media has made movies easier to watch and full of free action to get people interested, and keep their attention. Men are more likely to pay attention, but that is more a cultural thing (we are expected to in these matters) than a sex thing. Watching a movie on a cinema became a normal thing to do aming people, something casual. They must give the most simple entertainment possible.

The scene you refer to had perfect background, the answers are given textually in the movie, no need from the 6 before. You are right to assume people went to watch the movie expecting more ligthsaber fights and more space battles. Cheap and fee action for no other reason that to cash.

The movie is full of these cash grabs. OT tried to be simple and fun, with some plot twist on the middle. It worked. PT was Lucas trying to be cooler, but he failed at not taking enough risks (that Jar Jar shit of him being a Sith is a decent idea, fits the OT shock MO, for example). He played it safe and PT feels kinda... Short. It tried too much while not risking, they are not that bad but failed to be what people expected them to be.

TFA is just pandering. The movie alone does not stand, it's just setting and testing waters. It's history could be the intro text of a SW movie. It's just trying too hard to be appealing to the everyone while also being SW... That may have been possible in the past, but not now. Sad, but TFA fails to be what is expected... Unforgivable, after PT
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>>64500054
kill yourself normie.
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>>64495733
What OP is saying is that this scene feels like an old sequence from when the plot revolved around trying to get Anakin's old lightsaber, and that JJ forgot to edit it out when he changed the macguffin to "the map to Skywalker"
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>>64497718
well.. he did?

you fucking idiot.
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>>64495733
Ownership of a lightsaber is a big thing in the SW universe. Luke only becomes badass when he makes his own lightsaber. Before that he was using Vader's saber, and Vader kicked his ass.

In TPM Obi-Wan gets his ass kicked by Maul, but kills Maul when he takes his master's saber, showing that he is no longer an apprentice.

In AotC Obi-Wan chews out Anakin for nearly losing his saber in the middle of a mission. When they are both disarmed later they fight with random sabers and get their asses kicked by Dooku.

In RotS when Anakin first gives in to the dark side to defeat Dooku, he takes Dooku's red saber and kills him with it.

Lightsabers are a big fucking deal to Jedi and Sith. Some nobody using the saber of the most famous and deadly Jedi/Sith for hundreds of years is a big fucking deal, especially when you're descended from that Jedi/Sith.
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>>64500362
You see a normalfag wouldn't know some ultranerd shit like that
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>>64498153
>Because he was always 'prone to insurbordination and has a history of rejecting indoctrination'
except that the movie specifically states that this was his first episode of insubordination of any kind.

So, nice try explaining that, but your explanation is definitely wrong.
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>>64500362
Ye.
They're harry potter wands.
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>>64498866
via a mystical nostalgia handwave
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>>64495880
>>why did Finn sudenly become a good guy at the beginning?
first time dudes were getting killed and I'm pretty sure he's force sensitive.
when youre connected to the force you feel life a lot differently and can't kill indiscriminately.
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>>64500504
Utter bullshit
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>>64500550
Yeah like in new hope when obi wan felt millions die?
Or is new hope not canon to you faggot
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>>64500569
ermm obi wan has been a full blown Jedi for a long time..
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>>64500611
what about when leia senses hans death?
is she a full blown jedi for a long time?
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>>64496556

> Dark side using a blue lightsaber
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>>64500705
not without precedent.
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>>64500705
He'd obviously go looking for a red crystal after that
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>>64500639
you are one stupid fuck

Finn spent time out as a trooper for a day

Obi Wan has centuries
Leo has years

r
u a fucking Cow or what
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>>64500705
Pretty sure you're not locked into a certain color just because you're a baddie. The whole red crystal thing seems like an old Sith tradition. There's a line between dark jedi and Sith lord.
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>>64500569
Luke didn't sense anything in a new hope.
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>>64500777
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>>64500777
good argument dude.
people obviously dont need to train with the force to exploit some its abilities. as seen with anakin and rey. anakin was able predict the future in limited bursts.
To be connected to the force means to feel living things as they force is embodied in living things. If finn had even a minor connections to the force people dying would fuck him up.
>>64500890
that just means that luke wasn't well connected to the force, phamilia.
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>>64495733

hmm. Yeah I didn't get that. I just thought he wanted it because it belonged to anakin aka vader aka his grandfather originally
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>>64495733
Even if they didn't follow production rumors.

>He's Anakin's grandson.
>It's Anakin's old lightsaber.
>Some blekk is holding it.
>It's better than is fucky lightbroadsword.
>People are capable of wanting multiple things. We also know he wants to be Vader.

What's hard to understand? You fucking nerds will find anything to nitpick.
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>>64500121
who is this semen demon?
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>>64500954
Are you the guy who thinks finn is force sensitive? He's not but if he was his "force connection" wouldn't be a patch on lukes.
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>>64495880
>Finn didn't like watching innocent people massacred.
>Made his way into town, commandeered a ship. Any easily implied way.
>Implying she "mastered the force"
>She knew how to fly spaceships
>How did the emperor become the big bad guy in A New Hope? Why did he have orangutan eyes? Not splained one bit.
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>>64501027
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>>64495913
>He trained under Luke.
>Luke had the sword.
>Luke splained things at some point.

easily implied
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>>64495913
He saw the recordings of him killing younglings
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>>64501066
Luke never had any pre-existing connection to the force through some weird instance where he was able to exploit force magics.
Anakin did however. Maz is not jedi but she "knows force" or whatever therefore has force connections. It's not about how many midoclorians niggas got. When they were looking for jedi candidates they only wanted people that already exhibited abilities, not just random blood samples for midoclorians. One has to assume a connection(especially pre-existing) is more meaningful than some other genetic bullshit.
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Regardless finn had no prior connection either.
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>>64501340
sources: my butthole
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>>64501340
You don't think the first order was checking those kidnapped babies for force sensitivity?
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>>64499819
>talking in the cinema
You are a cunt.
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>>64499819
/r9k/ is over there
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>>64495733
Maz explained that it belonged to anakin then to luke, faggot.
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>>64495779
>since that lightsaber should never exist anymore
The EU disagrees with you.
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Luuke_Skywalker
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>>64499739
>What were normalfags supposed to think when they saw this scene?
What were you dipshit autists supposed to think? They're militaristic space fascists drawing allusions to nazism and other dictatorships. They're the baddies. Not to mention, in universe they're alluding to symbolism established in the orig trig Empire.
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>>64496316
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>>64495733
Norms aren't supposed to think anything. They're supposed to shut they're stupid fucking mouths and see the movie 4 times in a row
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>>64497915
Sending all available forces? In general every battle is important and every soldier will have to go through one as a combat newbie
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>>64498050
Never said "I love you" back
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>>64502374
good one anon... I believe the term often used around here is to say that I Kek'd
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>>64502374
>dad saying he loves you
How gay.
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>got trained by Luke and Snoke
>still got BTFO by some girl who never wielded a lightsaber before and whose only training in the ways of the Force was that somebody told her it's real
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>>64495733
Why did the first order care so much about Luke? They have a weapon that can destroy star systems. They know from there map fragments were Luke isn't. Why not just destroy the star systems where they think Luke is?

Was it because Naboo was one of the planets destroyed along with the Galactic senate and any planet associated with the prequels?
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>>64500044
those teeth though
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>>64502631
he's still training by snoke and didn't finish training with luke. also he was injured by chewbacca before fighting rey
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>>64498102
Wut
Elliit rogers dad got an interview and everything
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>>64496073
>>64501116
>>64496073
>>64496316
>>64501154

How has he seen it before? The LS in the movie is the one Luke lost on Bespin, not the one he made himself and had in RotJ (that one was green). Hardly anyone had seen this thing in forever.

Do you really mean to imply that Kylo memorized the exact details of Vader's old LS (which Luke also used at one point, but it's really more Vader's), and was able to recognize it in the dark during snowfall while he had a lazer wound that is apparently enough to cause him to lose horribly to Rey, who has no training at all with a LS, but not enough to impair his ability to recognize minute detail in low-visibility conditions?
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>>64500482
More like hp wands are sabers dialled up to 9000
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>>64499739
>>64499819
Do normies really not know about basic Nazi symbolism and common, cliched phrases?

I'm fairly certain that shit is common knowledge.
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who the fuck is snoke?
where's darth binks?
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>>64498153
The fuck? None of this shit was in the movie. Did they release some shittybook to cover the plotholes?

And yeah, if you honestly need to release a book accompanying you movie, not to add depth and detail where you wanted to but couldn't due to constraints, but because you left huge details for why the story is able to progress OUT OF THE FUCKING FILM, you have fucked up.
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>>64500054
At least speaking of people under 25, a surprising number of them haven't. To a lot of people, SW is just "some dumb nerd space action flick for nerds that came out in the past".

The fact that you think most everybody HAS seen them indicates that you have a fairly homogenous social group mostly consisting of people who would actually be interested in watching a 30-year-old space adventure story, one of which happens to be one of the better films ever made.
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>>64503235
>Did they release some shittybook to cover the plotholes?
ye
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>>64495733
>"That lightsaber..it belongs to ME."

Fucking hack JJ Abrams
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>>64495880
>>how did Poe manage to get to the Rebel base after crashing out in Jakku?
Seriously how the fuck did he not die

How did he get out of the desert and even get to the other planet?
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>>64503475
A good question, for another time.
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>>64503125
In this particular flick, the lightsaber (and perhaps other objects) are "imbued" with some sort of psychic imprint (don't fucking ask me why).
Remember Rey's force vision when she first finds it? It even calls out to her from upstairs in the bar, AND opens a locked door in the basement to let her into the room where it is contained.

If untrained Rey can sense it from that distance, then trained Kylo can definitely sense it in the forest a few yards away.
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>>64497705
FInn might've been old enough when he was taken to remember being taken.

Or he's just force sensitive
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>>64503235
>The fuck? None of this shit was in the movie. Did they release some shittybook to cover the plotholes?
that douche just made all that shit up.
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>>64495861
A lot of loyalty for a hired Sith
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>>64503505
It really did annoy me that they just did not explain that shit.

Nigga just Batman'd the fucking shit out of there, then came back later unexplained.
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>>64495861
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>>64503475
>>64503505
So Finn was in an ejector seat with a parachute, which is how he survived. Poe would have had the same apparatus.

Poe surviving the crash isn't THAT stupid (it is a spaceship crash so it's pretty stupid, but forgiveably so). What is fucking stupid is that Finn doesn't find Poe or Vice Versa at the crash site. They both would have found their way there, and they would have found each other for sure.

Also, Poe abandoning his mission on Jakku and returning to the rebels is fucking dumb.

A lot of stuff in this movie is fucking dumb.
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>>64503677
the fact that you KNOW he's not dead was fucking dumb because he's in other scenes of the trailer.
the way they revealed he wasnt dead though was even shittier.
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>>64503677
>Poe surviving the crash isn't THAT stupid (it is a spaceship crash so it's pretty stupid, but forgiveably so). What is fucking stupid is that Finn doesn't find Poe or Vice Versa at the crash site. They both would have found their way there, and they would have found each other for sure.
That's precisely what I thought. He literally just vanishes without a trace and then makes his big comeback later unexplained except for, "Dude, I totally survived!"

I liked the movie but that was just a cop out.

I would've even accepted a proper explanation but we just didn't get any.
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>>64503125
Ignoring the vast array of ways that incidences by which Kylo could have learned about that lightsaber.

You're also acting willfully ignorant about the fact that he's holding a wonky lightbroadsword that doesn't work completely well. He could just as likely be saying "It belongs to me" in the same way that a bully sees a nerd with a new toy and claims ownership of it because he wants it.

This isn't rocket surgery. There's any number of overwhelmingly rational reasons to justify why grumpy edgelord Kylo would say that. Apparently the only people that can't grasp that are you non-"normie" dipshits.
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>>64503771
Honestly, I'm more peeved that Luke's old lightsaber was the mcguffin at all than anything else. I mean, wouldn't the LS he actually made himself have his "force essence"? I understand why Luke's saber that also belonged to Vader would be important to Kylo, that's a perfectly reasonable and not uninteresting motivation. But why does it hold any significance to anyone else in relation to Luke?

And I was more making the argument that, even if he had seen it before in archive footage, the fact that he was able to instantly recognize it at a glance is stretching it a little.

>He could just as likely be saying "It belongs to me" in the same way that a bully sees a nerd with a new toy and claims ownership of it because he wants it
You and I both know that wasn't the case. The creators clearly meant to imply that he thought it was rightfully his. The whole "i'm obsessed with Vader" thing, which again I do like, really has no impact beyond this one instance from what I remember.
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>>64500705
Snoke would give him a red kyber crystal to replace the blue kyber in the light saber. The kyber crystal in Rey's current light saber is damaged so Anakins lightsaber which is very well constructed with a red kyber crystal will be much better than his current light saber.
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>>64500054
Welcome to /tv/.
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>>64497587
>his friend does that 08th MS Team thing were he drags his bloody hand over Finn's helmet

I cringed a little at that part desu. So cliche.
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>>64505917
How'd he even get blood on him if we never see stormtrooper armour get holes shot through them?
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How does Luke's blue saber even exist? Didn't he lose it (on bespin?) and get a green one?
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>>64506065
tripped and fell with his hand getting jammed in red jakku poodu
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>Chewbacca's crossbow literally blowing stormtroopers off their feet
>slightly staggers Kylo Ren
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>>64506165
it can charge for more powerful shots?
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>>64506183
>blows multiple stormtroopers off their feet, moments after shooting Kylo Ren
We need a thread for errors and plotholes etc Tbh
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>>64506165
>>64506231
Pretty sure it has to charge/ has power settings
Ren has plot armour, if thats something that really phases you youre retarded
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>>64506165
He used the force to deflect some of the impact.
Just like in the beginning of the movie.
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>>64506183
>>64506268
I remember Republic Commando- where a standard caster shot one small laser or if briefly charged it was strong enough to lift a troop off their feet and pin them to a wall.
But Chewie has been a warrior/merc/smuggler for decades and probably has a modified caster.
Also Ren probably wore amazing armour just as Vader did
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>>64506281
>stops an unannounced shot from based Poe
>can't stop a shot from a screaming Wookie
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>>64506306
>walking into a controlled village surrounded by troops and well rested
>has just killed his father and has been stressed/fighting for days
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>>64506304
Yeah this
That being said, the power of the bowcaster is inconsistent throughout the film, it causes a huge explosion in a battle with stormtroopers but a weak fizzle when they shoot a control panel
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>>64506335
Darth Maul would never have gotten cuckolded like that.
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Why didn't Rey just give him the lightsaber? Why was it so important?

He's no more dangerous with a quality lightsaber than the one he has now. At least with that one he'll lose his 'cross guard' and won't stab people in the shoulder
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>why did Finn sudenly become a good guy at the beginning?
Probably wasn't sudden, I expect he always felt at odds with his vocation. Watching the village get slaughtered was the breaking point.
>how did Poe manage to get to the Rebel base after crashing out in Jakku?
Fuck knows. Stole a ship? Finn and teh Rei managed it, and he's one of the Resistance's more competent agents.
>how could Rey manage to master the Force and fly a Millenium Falcon?
She says she can pilot a ship. The Millennium Falcon is a ship. Granted it normally has a co-pilot, but she is shown to struggle with keeping it level.
The force stuff doesn't make sense, but there's obviously a lot about Rey we haven't been told yet (indicated in flashback scene).
>how did Snoke become the big bad guy?
Fuck knows. Same way the Starkiller Base got built, we're meant to just assume "some shit happened" in the 30 year interim period.
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>>64495733
What in hell a Twilight villain doing in my Star Wars?
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>>64506383
then maybe it's an old piece of unreliable crap like the falcon?
sometimes barely works and sometimes the best thing around
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>>64506406
didn't he get cut in half by an angry scot with a fucking rat tail?
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>>64495905
it was the saber that cut down the younglings
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We know that he's obsessed with Darth Vader and that the lightsaber used to belong to Vader. All of that is established in the movie.
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>>64506425
Rey wasn't the one refusing to give it to him. Finn was.

Finn didn't give it to him because Maz wanted him to hold onto it for Rey. When Rey fought him she wasn't thinking about the lightsaber. She was angry because Ren just killed Han and might have just killed Finn.
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>>64495733
Nobody talks about how fucking great and real it everything looks.

How natural the performances were.

But fake scenery and stiff acting in prequels is now adored.

Fuck you /tv/. I wish this meme ends quickly.
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>>64503235
The novelization expanding upon the Star Wars movies and giving details has been a thing since A New Hope
>>64503597
Nope.
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>>64506723
I talked about how great the movie looks.

Didn't you see my post in that thread last week? No? Then you must not be paying attention to every single thing that happens on /tv/ 24/7 and are just making wild assumptions.
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Why was it written that Finn was a janitor when service droids are everywhere in the SW universe?
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>>64506876
They said he worked sanitation. That could mean any number of things. It could mean that his job was to monitor the trash compactor or that he had to flip a switch on a machine from time to time.
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>>64497386
>Revenge of the Sith had a very dishonest trailer to bait people in,
Literally how? Other from making you think suited Vader was in the movie for longer.
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>>64495733
Hands off, traitor! That shiny sword.....THAT'S MINE!!!!
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>>64495861
>mask pulled off
>He didn't die
Is he in constant extreme pain?
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>>64499369
>needing a saber to deflect blasters

Vader and Ren have already demonstrated you can stop that shit with the force. Luke will one up them and send them back at whomever is shooting with just the force
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>>64500119
>can't even get the quote right

nice pasta
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daily reminder that if it wasn't shown or mentioned in the movie its not canon
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>>64507836

Not true. They have an animated series and an ongoing comic series that is all canon
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>>64498841
TRAITOR
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>>64500913
"Hey George, take it easy on the kid over there. We took him out to party yesterday and he only got 3 hours of sleep, with all the booze, drug and sex we where having and all. Don't look so fucking shocked, Mayew, we invited you, you're the one who didn't want to fuck with us."
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>>64496083
>More like why didn't MORE troopers turn traitor
They had a reeducation program, so it must have been a normal thing that they were equipped to deal with.
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>>64497705
Hideo Kojima actually did the 'child soldier turns on creator' thing about a thousand times better in MGS2.

In fact given that JJ is a huge fan of Kojima's games I wouldn't put it past him to have stolen the idea of Finn from Raiden's character, especially since the original actor cast was a blond white guy.

>No amazing fight between Finn and Phasma like Raiden and Solidus at the end of MGS2
>No moral grey area to Phasma or any of the first order like Solidus and Dead Cell
>No Pyrrhic victory of Finn over Phasma

When Hideo Kojima unironically did it better than you, that's when you know you're a hack. Fuck you JJ, you talentless shit.
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>>64506478
An angry scot on heroin, to add insult to injury.
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>>64506183
>>64506268
>>64506281

Jesus christ Star Wars fans are some of the most despicable apologists for in universe plot holes on Earth. It doesn't make any sense you desperate faggots, just accept it.
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>>64506478
and lived. It took Sheev to take him out
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>>64508775
>meta gear fags believe this

truly the most cancerous /v/ fanbase
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>come get it
>Ren doesn't use the force to just rip it out of his hands
gr8 sith, 10/10
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