It's over Anakin!
I have the high ground!
Not anymore
>>64495486
He does, from a certain point of view
>>64495486
can it get anymore poetic?
!punorg hgih eht evah I
!nikana revo s,tI
So, /tv/, have you played the High Ground game?
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=582831454&searchtext=
>>64495486
This is why spinning is a good trick
>>64495435
No, don't do it Annie, it's a trick!
>>64495435
But can the high ground beat spinning?
I HAYCHU
>>64495435
High ground is a point of view anon. The low and the high are similar in almost every way, including their quest for greater power.
>>64495737
god bless you
>>64495581
Oh god my sides
Toasting on the ebin thread
>>64495737
GOD BLESS YOU
What kinda reaction did ObiWan expect from Anakin here?
>oh, you're right, you DO have a highground. Guess I'll just stay on my floaty thing forever
Is it new people every time or do you fags really think the same joke is funny after 900+ times? How do all of you manage to be satire levels of retarded? The best comparison I can think of for the sense of humor on this board is a toddler squeezing a talking bear and laughing each time, but even they'd get bored after a few dozen iterations, let alone a few hundred. What the fuck?
Why didn't Obi-Wan put Anakin out of his misery? If me and my good friend got into a fight and my friend was burned alive with no limbs I'd cut his head off.
>>64496315
>If me and my good friend got into a fight and my friend was burned alive with no limbs I'd cut his head off.
You say you would. Whether or not you actually would is an entirely different matter. Stay confident in your delusion though.
>>64496315
Judging by the context, he could rationalize cutting Anakin's limbs off as his own fault, as he could his crawling around on the obsidian sand and getting burned
it's a way of not actually having to see your friend die and kill him but still """"knowing"""" he's going to die and that he had to
So what kind of stat buffs does the high ground employ?
>>64496612
>Obi-Wan crying over his fallen brother
+10 Charisma
>>64496612
Certain points of view and immunity to spinning.
If Obi tossed sand at Ani, would Ani be able to use the Force to block it?
>>64496747
You forget sand is Anakin's kryptone. I mean he HATES it. It's likely that if Obi Wan threw sand, Anakin would be so overwhelmed with fear and anger that he wouldn't react.
Thus the sand would get all up in his face
>>64496315
Anakin deserved to suffer. Thiough that isn't very Jedi from Obi-Wan but that guy killed Maul in anger so he was halfway to the darkside himself
>>64496820
But Sith's thrive on hate, right? If he hates it so much, wouldn't he become more powerful than Obi could possibly imagine?
>>64495502
Underrated post
>You underestimate my power
What did he mean by this? No seriously what did he mean by this? He just did a flip, surely that has nothing to do with power.
>>64496302
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>>64496302
Aw but of course a babby like you wouldn't get it. Star Wars fathoms deep. If you have not pondered the deep significance of 'I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND' you have never truly lived.
I watched this scene seven times and I'm still learning.
>>64495435
>>64496747
>>64496820
Sand nerfs Anakin's Jedi powers but boosts his Sith powers. Remember that Sith thrive on hate and anger.
>>64497049
I cringed
>>64496612
High ground gives a 50% boost in all stats to anyone who has learnt how to use it. Anakin's natural stats are higher than Obi-wan's, so he assumes that even with the high ground acting against him he is still stronger.This is why he says >>64496878
>>64497168
Also Anakin as a Sith also hates Obi-wan, so Obi-wan throwing sand at him would grant him even greater power.
>>64495435
It's over Obi Wan!
I have the high ground!
THE FLIGHT PLAN I JUST FILED WITH THE REPUBLIC LISTS SHEEV, MY MEN, DARTH PLAGEUIS HERE, BUT ONLY HW'AWN AUFFYUUU (http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Hw'Awn_Auffyuuu)
FIRST ONE TO HIGH GROUND GETS TO STAY ON MY STARSHIP
>>64498068
This is exactly why obi-wan won
He had propably trained anakin like
>hey dude if you ever have the low ground, just do a badass flip over the fucker and slash the dude
>okay, master
So obi wan knew exactly what anakin would do and was able to counter it.
>>64498143
>HW'AWN AUFFYUUU
well researched anon, though only a 6/10 meme. don't focus so much on the details, aim for lulz instead
What did he mean when he said he thought the jedi are evil ? How can the good guys be evil ?
>>64498240
Can someone explain this comic? What's going on in the last couple of frames there?
>>64498348
Are you really that stupid?
Fuck I loved this scene
>clash of brothers
I tried so hard
And got so far
But in the end
It doesn't even matter
I had to fall
To lose it all
But in the endIt doesn't even matter
>>64498348
Dindu and Anakin kill Sheev
Padme gives birth to Luke and Leia
Anakin is a good father
Decades later Anakin dies peacefully infron of Luke.
>>64498348
>>64498373
I dunno... I'm actually confused. Is the stuff in red just vader's imagination?
What's the spoken text referring to??
>>64498443
why is he scarred and in the vader life support getup if he was never mortally wounded on Mustafar?
>>64498475
Something about Poetry and can't escape fate. Like Anakin never stopped being a jedi so he probably got hurt doing some other mission.
>>64498449
The pics are Anakin's mind
The text is what he says to Luke in the present, by "you were right" he means that Luke was right in thinking there was good in him, and the comic depicts what would have happened had he never fallen to the dark side
>>64498443
but why is he vader in the last 2?
>>64498240
I thought the Jedi are opposed to love, why are Yoda and Obi-Wan smiling?
>>64498736
Disney made that little rule non-canon
>>64498736
The red is, in anakin/Vader's imagination, as he is dying, what would have happened had the jedi been accepting of his relationship and cool with him in general
Or maybe I'm overthinking a crosspost from 9gag
When he and Anakin appeared I turned to my GF's son and said "Buckle in for memes, kid. Remember that reddit I told you about? Well here it is."
>>64496873
someone pls dump the screencap
>>64497189
>omg I am so sophisticated! I only laugh at /tv/ approved memes! BANE? SHEEVPOSTING LOL
Pathetic
>>64498736
Even if they were the worst thing that would happen is that Anakin would have been tossed out of the Jedi order. No big deal.
>>64499427
there were actually lots of Jedi that had kids in the old republic, despite it being forbidden. Nothing would have happened.
>>64499792
>>64499817
fucking 10/10
>>64497168
What if he always had sand inside of the Dark Vader suit to make him stronger?
>>64500137
>that's my secret
>I'm always sandy
>>64498736
Well, he did just end the Sith forever and prevent the rise of the Empire. Maybe they figure they can relax a rule every once in a while, given how close to utter destruction they came.
>>64500179
You can't end the sith forever until you Death Star Korriban and all the other sith planets
>>64500137
>Attachment leads to the Dark Side
So we'll take you from your parents before you can become attached to them, and instead you'll become completely dependent on our Order
Don't forget, that lightsaber is your life - never lose it! But don't get attached to it.
Don't get attached to your limbs either because statistically you'll be losing at lease one of those too
>>64495517
I mean, yeah probably.
>>64498240
>implying he won't be exiled and will later turn to the dark side anyway
>>64498807
How did Disney make that non-canon? Obi-Wan shows a bunch of emotions in the prequels. Including smiling, sarcasm, frustration, etc
>>64499635
The Jedis who had kids were tossed out as well.
Only Luke's new Order removed it.
>>64495737
>>64495435 why didnt anakin lift himself up if he was so powerful you dont need limbs considering he could still use telekinesis with the vader armour
Why didnt Ani jumped 3 feet to the edge of the terrain? The stupid jump n slash is the dumbest thing in the saga.