Women of /tv/: Your thoughts/feelings on Chris Pratt?
>>64489746
He's got great thighs.
>women of /tv/
Nice one. You mean "homosexuals of /tv/" as judged by the Mark Hamill threads we've had recently.
Nothing compared to this hunk of a real man.
>>64489746
Really sad to hear he passed in December. STP was one of my favorite bands. RIP
Chris "The Living Meme" Pratt
>>64489804
You're that same sad little faggot who bitches and moans about how much you hate faggots when you're the first one to bring up homosexuality, and butt fucking.
top kek
>>64489746
He's a charismatic and competent actor who is probably going to be popular for a while
>>64489746
He's good, but the comparisons to Harrison Ford are unfounded.
I think Chris is a pretty cool guy. Eh fights dinosaurs and doesnt afraid of anything.
I think he's cute though, pre and post weight loss. Especially if he's a funny, laid back guy.
Daily reminder that memelord is a banner on 4chan
He deserves to be here more than you
>>64489746
Nice legs and butt
>>64490533
He's not a pig you're about to consume. He's a real human bean.
>>64489746
I hate him. I hate EVERYTHING about him. I hate his meme face, I hate his meme wife, I hate his meme kids, I hate his meme career, I hate his meme life, I hate his meme expressions, I hate his meme acting, and most of all I hate his meme-as-fuck attitude about everything. Literally every move he makes is riddled with memes. You could hook up a house and suck the memes right off this asshole and power r/Memes for AT LEAST a solid decade with some left over the next few months. He has done more harm to cinema than any other meme actor to date like Heath Ledger, or Macaulay Culkin. He just bumbles onto stage, with his stupid fucking grin, opening his mouth with the audience on the edge of their morbidly obese seats shoveling pop corn from the pop corn trough into theirs maws, as he slyly whispers into the boom microphone "Meme" and the audience erupts into riotous laughter because they think they get what this pandering fuck who has no idea the history or culture of cinema is actually relating to them. so yes, please, by all means, tell me I am "le salty meme" meme because you know what? Unlike this meme fuckhead I DID study films since I was a small boy and I KNOW that expression of emotions makes for a superior film. So yes, I am upset that you one-track-mind knuckle dragging fast food eating primates are just in love with your meme king. You two deserve each other.
>>64489746
i thought he was cuter when he was chubby. i don't really like the movies he's in. guardians of the galaxy is maybe the worst movie i've ever seen
>>64489746
>Women of /tv/
nope. there are none. just traps
>>64490673
not bad honestly
>>64490615
Whatever whore
My tits are ready to spray milk at the babies his balls shoot sperm into my womb to produce.
>>64489746
He makes me wetter than Rod Hull's roof.
My sister's pussy got moist watching him in Jurassic World.
My wife's son really loves Pratt!
>>64489970
Too old.
>>64491275
Same desu.
>>64489746
I'd fuck him in a heartbeat but I prefer more mature men desu senpai
>>64489746
pretty damn handsome, pretty funny too, he seems like a cool enough guy, as a fairly generic action hero he gets the job donehe's not Oscar Isaac but he's fine
>>64493862
shit is oscar isaac the new heartthrob, cuz im ready
He doesn't do anything for me, and I actively avoid any project he's working on.
Same thing with Channing Tatum, I don't get the attraction.Although I enjoyed him in Hateful Eight.
He's kinda cool, but he's my completion for my Waifu so he is my enemy
>>64494133
will u b my gf?
>>64494133
I agree with you on the Channing Tatum thing, dude looks like a potato. I couldn't give a shit about Magic Mike whatever-the-fuck. Though I'll give him props for being able to do comedy in 21 Jump Street.
>>64493957
Fuck yeah, dude is handsome as shit
>>64489746
I'd drug him and tie him down and force him to cum inside me over and over again until I was sure I was pregnant.
he's ok/10
test
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>>64493957
I didn't recognize him at all in Force Awakens, looks better in Ex Machina with beard but I'd bear his children any day no matter what he look he keeps.
>>64494553
He's more ripped in Ex Machina so I don't blame you for that, he's pretty damn dashing in Force Awakens though
this is now an Oscar Isaac thread
>>64489746
He's ok but I think he was better when he was fat.
>>64489970
Always loved this motehrfucker
>>64494876
Post your rare Oscar Isaacs.
>>64495036
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>>64495036
I have a rare one.
>>64489970
Didn't find him hot until Sicario. I have a thing for operators.
>>64489746
he's an annoying redditor
>>64489746
My sisters love him, they're ~30.
>>64495036
he'd make a great Michael Corleone
>>64495523
That's pretty rare
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>>64495617
Why is he so perfect lads?
>>64495687
cause he's a gift to the universe
even when he's drunk on the red carpet he's still a gift
>>64495617
Don't go spreading it around.
>>64495036
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>>64495617
>You will never be in a sandwich with Oscar Isaac on top and young Mark Hamill on the bottom.
Why live.
>>64495873
Duh
>>64495891
true suffering
>>64495891
>He will never look at you lovingly while singing this song
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEvIaQifj5c
SPANK BANK
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>>64489746
My wife's daughter loves him.
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>>64495982
Holy fuck.
I'm sick of hearing and seeing him everywhere and he's not hot. I wish he'd go away, just like Channing Tatum who is also disgusting. I've also never actually met another girl that fancies either if these two, only seen evidence of it on the internet.
>>64489746
>women on the internet
I take full credit for derailing this threadI regret nothing
Wow we having some gay-ass threads tonight
>>64496254
Are afraid of dicks? What a faggot
>>64489746
His five minutes are over. Look at his fucking 5head, and he doesn't have a perfect face like Cavill to make up for a receding hairline. He's also bland as fuck and forgettable
>>64496194
L L A N F A I R F E C H A N
>>64496286
I bet I could handle more rough dick than you could, faggot.
Is Pratt meme already over? It feels like he's been big for less than a year. He's got obligatory Jurassic/Guadians of Reddit sequels in production and thats it.
>>64496254
Ain't gay if it's girls posting
>>64496359
Girls make me feel strangely disturbed
>>64490792
traps are arguably better than women
>>64496359
What is this, an Oscar for ANTS?
>>64496439
>delusions are better than women
Whatever makes you sleep at night I guess.
>>64496407good
>>64496475
>Oscar Isaac with cute cat
Can life get any better then this?
>>64496359
So it's gay.
girls here will you PLEASE be my gf
>>64489746
Is he cut or uncut?
>>64496478
Why would you run this through a filter?
>>64496553
Do you look like Oscar Isaac?
>>64496475
+10 for cat.
>>64496485
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>>64496478
mad cunt detected lmao
His Andy persona was a lot cuter than Guardian/Jurassic park shit.
That said, he comes off so-so as someone irl to meet, like he's a jackass but not intentionally so.
Lookswise? Eh.
>>64496485
What is your prime Isaac?
>>64496505
Depends whether you're into cats or dogs.
>>64490673
>meme king
you sir are the real meme king. my goodness. I just want to squeeze your little meme cheeks reading this
>>64496606
The cat was better. Sorry anon.
He was a total fucking asshole in Inside Hipster Fuckboy though. That was such a depressing film.
>>64496625
Whatever
>In the second Star Wars we will see Isaac bent over a table getting the BBC
JJ is good JJ is great
>>64491905
How would you know that?
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>>64496561
If you don't look like Oscar we aren't interested
>>64496679
>Isaac being the bottom to Boyaga
Fucking kek anon
>>64496693
>4chin
>not overflowing with women
dumbass this isn't 2004
I'd let him in my Jurassic Park :^)
>>64496561
That mustache is by far the worst look on him.
>>64496678
Dogs are shit. SHIT!
>>64496679
I wonder what his moans are like.
>>64496735
>>>/cgl/
>>>/soc/
GET THE FUCK >>>/out/
>>64496678
That dog is cute so it's ok
>>64496723
Whatever, someone's getting sweaty-faced from gay sex and that's what counts
Fuck off, you beanburning harlots
>>64496757
>I wonder what his moans are like.
wow this shit's getting too lewd for me
>>64496810
Still doesn't mean Isaac would ever be on the bottom. He's an alpha, therefor a top.
>>64496859
Not him but if he had a sex tap leaked It would be the only one that I would have ever watched in my life.
What is it about Oscar that makes straight males, myself included, question their sexuality?
>>64496606
prime Isaac is curly hair, slight stubble, good suit
>>64496693been here for years
>>64496872
You've read too much AO3
>>64496887
I want that fucking coat but also fuck him out of it.
>>64496959
He's handsome guy. Confident, affectionate, looks good whether he's very masculine or slightly effete. Even him being short is weirdly attractive for some reason.
>>64496959
>straight males
no male on 4chan is straight
No male in general is straight, they just force themselves to be it. If you wouldn't fuck a feminine eager little bussy begging to be your cumdump you're lying and pretending you're still 100% straight after you do so "because he was like a girl" is even more laughable
>>64497034
Short guys are cute though.
>>64497058
Animals are bisexual, humans are animal in nature, so we are all bisexual thank you and goodnight.
There's nothing gay about me saving and posting pictures of Oscar Isaac in fashionable clothes, right?
>>64497034
Delicious passionate Hispanic gentleman.
Literally perfect.
>>64497144you're doing the lord's work, keep it up
>>64489746
m8, there are more gays and faggots on /tv/ then there are women
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>>64497134
Projecting harder than a 70mm.
>>64497192
*than
>>64496859
What the fuck was wrong with his hair in that scene? It looked almost straight, but his hair is curly as fuck as you can see on the first scene of the movie
>>64497320
It's a children's movie about planes in space
BB-8 wouldn't have been able to move on sand
>tfw just started dating a short, cute, passionate, sweet, confident, half-Latin man like Oscar Isaac
Feels pretty good
>>64497465
pretty jealous desu
>>64497465
Too bad he always dies in Season 2
Does Oscar Isaac have a twitter? Too many pretenders.
>>64496478
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>>64497629
Nope, he's not a big fan of social media in generalI still take full responsibility for this derailment
>>64497730
I don't blame him but that's still too bad.
>>64490220
go back to your trap threads on /b/ faggot!
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>>64497773
Delicious manlet is still delicious
>>64489746
He's my least favorite of all the four hot chrises.
His voice can get whinny sometimes. He needs to start lowering it down.
He's still fat, lift more.
>>64497854
What the fuck are you talking about?!
this is obviously an Oscar Isaac thread now...
You gonna buy one?
>>64497966
Only if Boyega is in the back of left.
>>64497854
Who's your most favorite of the chrises though.
>>64497966
Hot damn
>>64498071
Evans is the qtest
>>64498144
Evans > Hemsworth > Pratt > shit
>>64489746
>used to be a chubby funny guy
>he lost weight in 2014, became sexy and is now an A-lister
>tfw im only getting fatter
i hate Chris Pratt
Girls of /tv/ how do I meet you? I'm a big guy but I promise not to eat you.
>>64496707
I could smell it.
>>64499435
Gross
