GET HYPE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVMjmq0fxT4
>>64479829
I know somebody who know's somebody who know's somebody who might be in this.
>>64479851
If it's Lagaffa you are one lucky bastard anon
>>64479948
apparently it's a guy with a beard
>>64480002
If i was playing Viking guess who and i said does he have a beard and you said yes i'd just flip the board
>>64480095
If there's ever a Vikings guess who I would be honoured to play with you.
>>64479829
>them french subs
Le hyped monsieur.
>Only friend I watch this with dropped the show when Eckbert tricked his son into massacring the viking settlement because "it didn't feel like a rewarding twist to the audience".
>Said once he heard Applestand is kill that he'd never pick it up again.
Feels.
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>>64479829
What did he mean by this?
>>64479829
I've read that the new season of Vikings will have 20 episodes.
>>64481973
If /tv/ does just one great thing this year it has to be finding her the right director and script
>>64481973
>20 episodes
As if I wasn't hype enough
>>64479829
>mfw my ancestors stomped them
couldnt fight battles for shit.
>>64481973
>alien princess got her titties out in her first bathing scene
>fake frenchfu got her titties out in the weird bdsm scene
It's only a matter of time
>>64481973
>>64482265
>katheryn winnick will never beat the shit out of you
>>64479829
The Last Kingdom is better
>>64482911
>911
Did the jews make this post
13 episdoes i think not 20
>>64482265
Holy fuck
>>64482265
>that one titty desperately trying to escape her top
Free it
>>64479829
public castration hype
Is it just me, or is all the acting in these contemporary period/fantasy shows too hamfisted to even tolerate watching?
>>64479829
YFW
>Vikings is returning
>Shameless is returning
>Black Sails is returning
>>64482730
>he's watching the censored american shit
>he has never seen lagertha bewbs
>>64483157
>>64483115
It's like everyone is trying to act super formal and to established archetypes because it makes everything feel archaic and authentic but Fimmel is the only one who really sells it.
>>64483115
That is usually the case, but since it's such a genre staple I think you simply have to accept it. You can compare it to how literally everyone wears the same thing all the time, everyone wears leathers all the time and the only color that seems to exist is black, black, gray and fire.
>>64481973
>>64482265
i love her so much
Last Kingdom shat all over this shite
>>64482804
>>64479948
>Lagaffa
btw, I have been streaming the series, haven't seen any nudity. Are there Lagertha's nude scenes?
>>64481973
>opened my first martial arts school at 16
how?
and am I the only one who doesn't want to learn details of the lives of actresses I like?
>>64483115
Theres something fun about it in Vikings. Probably mostly because of the main cast actually having personality.
Its really bothers me in, for instance, The Last Kingdom, though. I really could not stand hearing anyone in that show talk, holy fuck.
>>64484095
She probably had money and parents who helped her out. And it probably has something to do with preserving the ideals you've built up around them. When you learn shit about famous people you like, it destroys some of the fantasy.
Unless you just don't give a fuck, then just don't read anything.
>>64481973
>go from questions about martial arts to "have you ever woken up in bed wearing nothing but a baseball glove"
Who the fuck gave this interview?
>>64484391
>When you learn shit about famous people you like, it destroys some of the fantasy.
>>64479829
Rollo french king?
>>64484579
*duke
>>64480394
>>64480095
>>64480002
>>64479948
>>64479851
your same fagging isnt even discreet fucking hell
>>64484579
Rollo was a viking who established the kingdom of Normandy
history already spoiled it for you
last season sucked dick. fucking predictable horseshit. oh boy i sure did not expect ragnar to be alive afterall! and the big reveal that he knows floki killed applestand wow how did he ever find out that the only guy who openly hated him because of >muh gawds killed him! bjorn is a horrible actor and horrible character and so is his girl and their whole infuriating overdrawn storyline. so is the fucking storyline about odin fucking their women back in their hometown. i dont give a shit about this show anymore. s1 s2 a goat, than all downhill from that point
>Try watching Vikings
>Manage to get through the entire first season
>Literally one of the worst shows I've ever watched. Only ever kept going because I was hoping it would "get better"
>Go to parents house and dad asks me if I watched it, told him I didn't like it
>Goes on a tirade about how it's the best show on TV
>Ok
>Go see parents for Christmas
>Dad talking about TV shows that have gone to shit
>Ask him how Vikings is
>Tells me they had the battle for Paris, and how much they fucked it up
>"The show is be historically accurate, and I'm pretty sure at the time it was still just a giant swamp, yet in the show it looks like a normal place"
>Laugh and tell him I told him the show was shit for a reason
>Goes on to tell me that during this battle the kid gets shot with a crossbow bolt and "dies", then in the next scene he's just laying in a bed with a bandage around him, and how the main guy/brother (forgot which one) gets riddled with arrows and has a whole death scene, and then is walking around fine in the next scene
>Tells me he isn't ever going to watch the show again because of how much that shit pissed him off
>Mfw
Truly this show is a masterpiece, meant only for the greatest of patricians. Plot armor and historical inaccuracies with only deter the plebs, right?
>>64484810
Season 1 felt like they were trying to appease chest pounding retards while also keeping it relevant to the history channel but somehow managed to fuck up both so they don't give a shit about historical propriety anymore.
>>64484810
>the show was shit for a reason
>the reason being that Paris was depicted as being built on clean waters
either you 're a nerd or you 're trolling. eitherway you 're samefagging>>64484773
>>64484017
there is nudity, but not in Amerifatland
no, Lagertha has no nude scenes
>>64484914
fuck off retard, i dont care about historical accuracy if the stroy is engaging and well written. it simply wasnt, it treated the viewers like morons who couldnt see the twists from miles away while the bulk of the footage was boring filler anyway
>>64485102
>Lagertha has no nude scenes
WOOHOO
didn't miss anything
>>64485222
there is some sideboob tho
>>64485107
>i dont care about historical accuracy if the stroy is engaging and well written
you just read that phrase in a critic's site or wherever.
You posted a pic of my post where I point out that it was for this reason you dismissed it.
scripta manent spaz.
No. Fuck this show.
Fuck everything.
>>64479829
season 3 was the best yet
I have to agree it took an inclination towards game of thrones, but I hope that the producers are aware of that.
Do you think they 'll try to actually be another fit-in in hopes that Martin won't make it to end the story?
>>64479829
SPOILERS
Ragnar gets thrown into a pit of snakes by Aella. His sons, enraged by this, lead a great heathen army in the conquest of England.
>>64485533
Normally I'd shit on you but I'm just as pessimistic about the next season as you are. Season 3 was an absolute disaster.
>>64485599
It was the worst. 1 and 2 were masterpieces, but the third one jumped the shark.
>>64479829
Based Egg King
>>64486042
I liked him up until the point where he cucked his own son.
>>64486098
>I liked him
>>64485533
That's S4 Ragnar? He looks dope as fuck
I'm looking forward to the show itself.
The obligatory 50 simultaneous threads of sub-70-IQ fat virgins complaining about women appearing outside of porn, not so much.
>>64486481
>projecting this hard
>>64486042
>Are you corrupt?
>Absolutely.
>>64486522
>projecting
Do you even know what this word means?
>>64486481
>"Shieldmaidens weren't real! This show is shit!"
They foreshadowed the snake pit forever ago and still haven't done shit about it. I was sure it would have happened by now so that audiences would be less attached to Ragnar and rage less when it inevitably happens and now I don't think the show can even continue without him.
>>64486565
yeah, it's what you're doing
but I get that low IQ apes like you have a hard time realizing that, but it's ok anon, one day you'll be a big boy with a good job as a forklift operator!
>>64481973
>Doesn't know who Nietzsche is
How the hell do you go your whole life and not at least have some idea of who he is.
Why do they waste time on boring shit like Floki gradually becoming more of an unlikable cunt when they could be focusing on shit like psychotic nympho princess
>>64486694
>calling someone a low-IQ ape in a mispunctuated sentence
I know you're trying to bait me, but really, that's just sad.
>>64486822
>worries this much about spelling on 4chan
>is months in advance worried about threads someone will make
so, where exactly on the spectrum are you?
>>64486728
This, I hope they kill him this season.
So did Bjorn's slavefu exist solely to get disfigured and then fuck off? Are we ever gonna see her again?
She wasn't even particularly horrific looking with the scar and Bjorn clearly didn't give a fuck about it so what was her problem?
>>64487050
Ragnar is gonna off him early on for killing his husbando. He'll probably die in a crucifix pose for added irony.
>>64487056
>Are we ever gonna see her again?
I assume he's gonna go after her.
>Bjorn clearly didn't give a fuck about it so what was her problem?
>Women
>>64484773
>applestand
Calling it now. Ragnar dies this season. Bjorn and his other sons kill Rollo next season.
Fimmel has been carrying this show on his back the past 2 seasons
>>64481973
>I've read that the new season of Vikings will have 20 episodes.
That is one of the worst things they can do.
One reason why people generally agree that TV has gotten better is because there are less episodes. Since there are less episodes and things arent as dragged out and direction becomes tighter.
>>64479829
My dad likes this show a lot.
He cant get into game of thrones though.
>>64479829
He was better in SOA
>>64488427
your dad's a smart man
Was Ragnar full homo for Athelstan?
>>64488749
Nah, that's just Tumblr gay fanfic. They were close friends.
>>64488749
Maybe half homo. Athelstan was the most important thing in Ragnar's life by the time Floki offed him but it was mostly because Athelstan had knowledge that Ragnar could use to his advantage.
>>64486042
https://youtu.be/3ek5BMUuNP4
>>64488749
>>64488917
>>64487111
>what is friendship?
