>go to the cinema
>buy a ticket for star wars
>extra large popcorn
>extra large coke without ice
>a box of maltesers
>film finishes and i head to the ticket box
>demand a refund for everything because i was left unsatisfied with the film and refreshments
>they give me a full refund right down to the 2p because i live in the UK and have consumer rights
Hows it feel knowing you have to take a gamble everytime you go the cinema whether the film will be good or not americucks?
>>64479192
It's not a gamble, Nigel. In fact I demand my money back even when I did enjoy the movie. Suck on that.
>>64479192
>consumer rights
>cant buy knives sharper than 6"
Ok, Ahmed Salami Mohammed
>>64479315
Why would you buy a knife at a cinema?
>>64479192
> Not buying your Falcon any popcorn
Faggot, I am calling the ASPCA on you.
>>64479192
>go to couples cinema
>no singles no families around
>pay after the movie based on how satisfied you were with the film
>Don't have to pay anything if not satisfied
>>64479366
Necause those jerks with the metal detectors confiscated the one you brought and you need to open the plastic anto theft case your candy comes sealed in.
>>64479366
To stab anyone breaking the policies, of course.
>>64479408
>tfw you successfully fend off a rogue falcon with your trusty Bowie knife
>>64479366
>British "rights" only apply to cinemas
No thanks, m8
>>64479372
>not distracting fellow movie goers with a rendition of Aragorn's black gate speech while your falcon swoops in and steals their crab legs
>>64479315
> sharper that 6"
>sharpness is a length
>>64479192
because its not about how hard you hit
it's about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward
>>64479192
Feels great to know I'm not subsidizing stingy cheapos (likely homeless) who shouldn't be at the cinema tbqh
