Why is space hitler so good looking?
He makes Adam Driver look like leading man material
TFA gets points for best looking bad guys
>>64465714
He's not Hitler. He's the hysterical sidekick. His role will literally be the coward who betrays everything if it fits him, see Peter Pettigrew, Alfred, etc.
>>64465714
he's a betafag
>>64465765
the android episode?
>>64465762
This, he reminded me more of Goebbels in his speech than Hitler
>>64465753
>IM
>FUCKING
>PLYING
I'M GONNA TEAR UP THIS FUCKING DANCE FLOOR DUDE
>>64465817
Well, he was dressed like an SS.
>>64465762
>Alfred
really? fucking T A N G E R I N E S man
Why do i find first order so much more fascinating than the empire
>>64465841
Kylo Ren and the Knights of Ren - Waffen SS
Hux - Wehrmacht
Supreme Leader - Hitler
Hux and Ren clearly hate each other. I bet Hux is gonna try and even dethrone Snoke Weed Everyday
>>64465884
Because they contain 500% more Nazi. Also their Stormtroopers aren't all Temuera Morrison.
>>64465884
Empire was the German Empire.
First Order is Nazi Germany.Although jewjew is saying that its more like bunch of nazis escaping to Argentina or whatever, judging from the canon political background the empire-first order relation is really a lot more like real life german empire and nazi germany.
>>64465902
>tfw no stormtrooper got to eat cooked eggs
>>64465884
The dynamics between the leaders is much more interesting, Snoke is clearly manipulating them, and they have a sibling rivalry with one another. It's more personal, less professional than the Empire.
>>64465902
Neither were the imperial ones.
>>64465923
>Willy's Germany was evil
Triggered
>>64466003
Galactic Empire was not evil either.
daily reminder that destroying alderaan is justifiable
daily reminder that empire did literally nothing wrong
>>64465846
he left Bruce when he needed him the most
>>64465884
because you are /pol/tard or just a retard that is fascinated by fascist government even tho he enjoyed all the benefits of a free country
>>64466115
People who use their freedom to stay at home and shitpost on 4chan are not gonna appreciate it
>>64466031
Galactic Empire is just a typical form of government. To them, the rebels were a bunch of terrorist that had to be put down since they were causing insurgency. But NOOOOOOOO, JewJews portrayed them as the evil Nazi empire who folded after so fucking easily. jfc its like Taliban just bombed the White House and 80% of America bowed down to the new government.
>>64465884
The Empire was just a sitting goernment. They had already won, these puny Rebels are just futilely swinging in a desperate attempt to dethrone them.
Conversely the First Order already lost. However, unlike the Rebels, they have many resources at their disposal so when they say they're going to do something, they do it. They look effective and not disparate like the Rebels did (plus we never see how effective the New Republic is).
>>64466140
The new canon actually makes the empire's downfall more lenghty, realistic and less severe.
Basically after endor they fought couple more major battles and attempted few offensives against the rebellion, but did not achieve the crushing victory they were hoping for.
They loose planet after planet until Rebellion/New Republic decides that paying heavy price for every single worthless shithole of a planet is no longer worth it so they sign peace treaty, leaving what is left of the empire still in charge of sizeable portion of galaxy, allowing the first order to be born out of that.
i am sure the old EU did something similiar, but with the new EU being in line with new movies and being equally canon from the start i like the way disney handled that.
>>64465826
>implying Christensen is good looking
>>64466209
I don't know mate, the old EU had tons of remaining huge battleships that still could wipe the Rebel Alliance with ease. The old EU after the death of Sheev collapsed under several warlords which was still more powerful than the fledgling New Republic. It took many years before the New Republic before they could establish themselves but by then their "democratic" rule was too bureaucratic and deemed inefficient
>>64466228
Not sure if trolling or just awful taste
>>64466313
The EU also had an entire factory of Sheev clones didn't it
>>64466313
In New Canon, Empire's military is still sizeable and capably of defeating the rebellion but they loose bunch of major battles and after that its the same thing. Moffs and grand moffs competing for power, some deserting to the republic.
Including new republic becoming inefficient and impotent as we see in the episode VII.
They basically decided to disarm the moment they believed what was left of the empire was no longer a threat and even what little was left of the once sizeable military was not used against the first order because of the bureucracy.
>>64466362
this
Some EU stories are great. Like Thrawn. Some are utter shit. What i like about new canon is that its being developed in line with movies which means its coherent. Sure. nothing great, they play it safely leaving the large stories to movies. But at the same time nothing utter shit like clones of fucking everyone.
>>64466358
not trolling, he's borderline ugly
>>64466487
Have you actually seen an ugly person before
>>64465826
damn..
>>64465765
>>64466003
>what is the rape of belgium
>what is sperging out and attacking neutral nations(almost including the Swiss)
Fuck off with that shite.
>>64466703
>>64466705
>Rape of belgium
Point on the doll where hitler touched you Leopold
>>64466628
I probaby just have a weird taste.
>>64466767
>talking about WW1
>he mentions Chaplin
Does you mother know you're this retarded fuccboi?
>>64466814
>you mother
>fuccboi
And you're calling me a retard? Good job. Not like belgium didn't have it coming either way.
>>64466854
>killing wymyn and children
>destroying historical architecture
>because some cunts killed Congo niggers
>when literally everybody was doing that
Your a retard rebbit
>>64466705
>Belgium
A literal meme nation that should have been wiped off the map ages ago
>>64466888
So it's ok when belgians do it to other people but when the germans did the exact same thing to the belgians you start crying like a bunch of babies and say it's not fair?
That's just childish.
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>>64465826
As much as I complain about Hayden I do love how he looks just like his counterpart in episode 6
>>64466961
His smug smile that he keeps through that entire scene does not look like that of a loving father, did they use stock footage from the prequels or what?
>tfw no Hux bf
Suffering
>>64467009
From what I heard, Hayden was unaware that they added him to that scene until he started getting hate mail about it following the DVD's release. Evidently, it was stock footage.
>>64467061
wqat
>>64465714
Why are the nazis always portrayed as the bad guys?
>>64467103
I just wanted an excuse to post some pics
>>64467111
I know this is bait but Nazis are literally monsters who have no remorse and have an immense hatred for anyone that doesn't fit their "master race" profile
>>64467179
>actual real life footage of atrocities committed by Nazis.weebehm
>>64467230
the evidences and testimonies are astounding. stop going to /pol/ retard
>>64467125
post more
>>64467298
>muh /pol/
>>64467111
because they are germans
everyone that had to deal with them knows they are just bad
>>64467179
Nazis were just regular people caught up in their times. Stop with the whole "Germans are evil" bullshit.
>>64467061
Took me about three minutes but I got it
>>64467402
who committed war crimes in every single country they were in
even the Japanese army didn't do as much and they did a lot of fucked up things
>>64467442
>bait
All sides committed war crimes. Rape of Nanking, Bombing of Dresden, etc.
>>64467402
I dont think anyone is calling germans evil. The worst war crimes were committed by the SS, and like half of SS were not germans.
>>64467499
>bombing of Dresden
>warcrime
even so it would just mean they are all bad not that the germans were good guys who dindu nuffin
>>64466487
I don't know how you mistake bad acting for bad looking.
I bet he uses Kylo's boipussy every night.
>>64465714
Am i the only one who thinks he looks like chris evans in some of these stills?
>>64465926
An entire army of jake the mess is a fucking terrifying proposition.
>>64467529
>bombing of Dresden is not a warcrime
>even if it was it would only mean exactly what was stated in the post
ur retarded on multiple levels
>>64466723
I never realized that was that redheided cunt.
>>64467111
Because they lost.
>>64467402
you can't spell "german" without "germ"
>>64468013
Go back to >>>/co/mblr and never post shitty 'shipping' art ever again
>>64468259
Reminder that /tv/ was the designated husbando thread and homo spam board during it's true glory days and that it's rapid downhill spiral began when /hm/ was created.
TFA gay shipping threads are the chemo that will cure this board, redditor.
>>64468259
You seem a little triggered, anon senpai. Here's more Kylux to warm your heart.
>>64467499
Fun fact. There was no explicit definition of war crimes prior to nuremberg. The allies used the idea that a war crime was something the axis did that the allies didnt. So bombing civilian targets is okay because both sides did it.
>>64468325
This is the sort of Tony/Steve gayness I saw erupt from The Avengers...
>>64468355
Well its more of an issue that there was noone to prosecute allies for the war crimes that they did in WW2 rather than the lacking legal definition and even if there was they lacked the tool.
Today you got NGOs and even governmental bodies responsible for independently bringing charges against individual governments. And doing that successfuly. There was no such thing in 1945,
>>64468471
>Tony/Steve
>not Bucky/Steve
One job.
>>64467402
>Invade peaceful neighbouring country
>Commit literally hundreds of thousands of civilian murders
Yeah, caught up in the times, for sure. Ever heard of the Wola massacre? That wasn't SS, that was ordinary infantry
>>64468355
Uhh, what? War crimes had been defined by the late 19th century, they were explicitly recognized by WWII.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hague_Conventions_of_1899_and_1907
>>64467402
A lot of them were, sure.
>>64465714
He was great as serial killer
>>64468564
>invade neighboring country
>slaughter civilians
>literally what has happened in almost every war ever
>but it's especially bad when nazis did it :^)
>>64466961
Why did Anakin de-age but Obi-Wan and Yoda didn't?
>>64468805
Someone once pointed out that it's because that's what he looked like when he was Light Side, but then of course he's Light again at the end of VI so...Lucas
>>64467529
oh shut up with this fucking shit. even Mcnamara and Lemay admit it that if they would have lost the war they would have been tried as war criminals. And don't even get me started on the soviets.
>>64467125
Love it
>>64467179
what movie is this?
>>64465765
thems some titties
>>64465893
> Snoke Weed Everyday
>>64469213
real life
>>64466723
SUCH A MASSIVE KUCK
LITERALLY TYPECAST AS AN OMEGA BETA KUCK FOREVER
ALL HE DOES IS PLAY PUSSIES, HIS HITLER STAR WARS SPEECH WAS HILARIOUS WAITING FOR HIS VOICE TO CRACK
>>64469987
Is he the Paul Dano of our generation?
