Reminder: posters who rank episode V first and rank VII at all are from reddit and should be ignored
ha nice reddit upvote!
Why are you so upset?
>>64461478
VI > V > IV > 3 > 1 > 2 > 7 desu
>>64461478
Fag
7 > 3 > 4 > 5 > 6 > 1 > 2
a reskinned episode 4 with good writing is better than every other episode by a mile
re watching all the old movies it's almost impossible not to cringe multiple times whilst watching them desu
>>64461478
V is the best isn't a meme
V being the best is truth
explain it being everyone's favorite before reddit was a thing OP
u can't
only Randall Graves liked Return better, and he's a loser
3 > 5 > 4 > 6 > 7 > 2 > 1
If you agree with me you're right and if you don't you're wrong.
>>64461626
>Agreeing with Dante
>On anything
>>64461531
the only correct opinion in this thread has now been stated
>>64461493
>>64461497
>>64461619
>>64461620
>>64461626
butthurt reddit
>>64461531
>>64461632
decent posts
3 and 1 are my favorite to be honest
>>64461632
Swap 1 and 2 and you're golden
>>64461620
>a reskinned episode 4 with good writing is better
I agree, and it will be great when it actually happens
>>64461684
But Ep. 1 is a literal turd except for the lightsaber duel.
>>64461620
>with good writing
hahahah
ahahahaha
>>64461655
you have a point
but Return was when "lack of new worlds" started
we got another death star, tattooine again, and yavin IV but with teddy bears
nothing has ever felt like Bespin
>>64461531
/thread
>>64461711
>he doesn't podrace
>>64461711
And Episode II is boring as shit
>>64461711
Episode 1 is more memorable than 2 though.
2 was just Bespin but with water this time and Geonosis
>>64461751
>le podracing xD
Rewatch it, It's cringeworthy.
>>64461764
>>64461796
No, you've got Kamino, Jango, the clones, the arena chapter and based Dooku.
So now that it's settled that the prequels are a work founded on enuine love for the fans and that TFA is nothing but pure cashgrab, what's the best in the saga? I'd say Attack of the clones.
episode 7 is the best starwars
George Walton Lucas Jr. was a genius.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?=121&v=k7ZW1gtCljs
Without him, the ''''''''Star Wars'''''''' motion pictures will now become like The Avengers, i.e. merely flicks.
The magic of Star Wars is dead. Weep.
>>64461805
>Bespin 2.0 but with water this time
>let's even toss TEH FETTS in there for fanservice
>worst lightsaber duel in the series and lame droid factory scene, otherwise Geonosis is alright.
>Dooku is cool, but cooler than Maul? okay well maybe
>>64461805
hint: i was being nice and lighthearted because you a shit tier reddopinion
stop posting
>>64461805
>Kamino
It was ok
>Jango
Barely did anything aside from offing some no name Jedi and then died like a fucking bitch
>The clones
Didn't do anything until the end and that whole final battle was garbage
>The arena
That was good until the final battle started
>Dooku
The duel with Dooku was terrible
>>64461737
Sure, if you're in it for the scenery porn. But Jedi gave us Luke finally coming into his own as a Jedi, Palpatine tempting him to the dark side, and Vader's redemption.
Plus in the realm of actually porn, it gave us slave Leia in a metal bikini.
1 > 6 > 3 > 5 > 4 >2
>>64461725
my bad I forgot that autists relate with George's inept writing capabilities and cringeworthy dialogue
>>64461883
Jokes on you, I'm actually a patrician who strongly believes that the Star Wars flicks (not even movies) are The Avengers-tier abominations which pollute modern cinema.
Maybe next time, 9gagger.
>>64461959
>nods to the audience and marvel-tier quips = good writing
why did this literal redditor reply to me?
>>64461888
>died like a fucking bitch
That's what you call standing your ground until you get your head chopped off by a memelord rushing towards you?
>>64461959
Name only one cringey dialogue from the prequels.
Protip: you can't
>>64461807
Worst out of all seven by a trillion light years
>>64461478
IV > V > VI > VII > III > I > II
>>64462007
A meme lord?
>>64462003
>actually thinking OT and Prequels have good writing
pls kill yourself
>m-muh reddit boogeyman
this isnt even discussion, its just buzzwords
i hate this
>>64462058
>ironically shilling for disney
When will I be rid of these shills?
>>64461964
you ranked 7, we already knew you were a redditor thanks for verifying it though
>>64462009
"I hate sand it's coarse, rough and it gets everywhere"
checkm8 retard
>>64462095
7 exists.
See my other post >>64461837
>>64462118
Sand was a metaphor for how rough and coarse his relationship with the Jedi order was because of his feelings for Padme
Try learning about what you're talking about before you spout out stupid bullshit, ok buddy?
IV > V > VI > I > III > II
shit: tfa
Only objective list
>>64462152
>1 above 3
Its treason, then
>>64462152
>1 before 3
Kill yourself. I mean it.
>>64462094
glad you gave up arguing and resorted to calling me a shill
Pretty funny arguing with liberal plebs they just resort to name calling when they've realized they've lost an argument
>>64462223
>calls me a liberal whilst supporting a film made by JJ "I hate whitey" Abrams
The shilling is strong in this one
>>64462148
Do you actually believe the shit you type out?
off yourself before you reproduce m8
>>64461964
>this is what /tv/ has crumbled to
Probably replying to b8 but still
>>64462247
>I'm too dumb to understand sophisticated works of kino so I'm going to pretend everyone else is dumb
Yeah, ok
>>64462223
Your response was literally posting a frog
Fuck off
>>64462254
t. my favorite '''''''''''''films''''''''''''' are The Godfather, Fight Club, The Shawshank Redemption and the list goes on!
>>64462285
>actually believing a meaningless dialogue script was all apart of the master plan to make this overly complex and elaborate metaphor that in itself means absolutely nothing to the story
just keep telling yourself that m8 I hope it makes you feel better
>>64462354
Are you still trying to sound smart? It's not working
>>64462175
>>64462213
>film, not digital
>amazing god tier score
>tons of new machines, aliens, etc, basically establishing the world of star wars
>young obi wan, qui gon, jedi council in their prime era
>darth maul
>pod race, throwback to lucas' love of car racing
>duel of fates
idk
>>64462413
>film, not digital
But Anon, it's a flick.
>>64462371
Autism at its finest m8
There was no metaphor, in fact the metaphor you think was trying to be made doesn't even make sense
you can't reasonably validate blatant cringe moments like this
http://youtu.be/ICSNhMSaVgk
>>64462487
>hurr i dun get it so it don exis hurrr
Shill harder
>>64462413
>tons of cool new machines and epic aliens, etc
>>64462413
The prequels all had great music
TFA dropped the ball on the score
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIl7-rDOuTM&index=3&list=PLAD23753EC0E0A8D0
>>64462066
so just shitposting or you cant read..?
I'm not entirely sure where to put this and I don't want to make my own thread, but could someone kindly direct me to a decent piece of new EU content? I thought Rebels was bad and so was Episode VII. I just want to feel hope for this franchise that I used to know and love.
>>64462510
try and show this to anyone beyond the reach of your autism and I guarantee they'll cringe
http://youtu.be/ICSNhMSaVgk
I mean even IF that metaphor were completely and 100% without a doubt truth it was still cringeworthy for the simple fact that it's awkward as fuck and totally unbelievable
>>64462486
fuck it, this was in another thread
phantom menace: literally a work of art compared to tfa
>>64462562
kotor
does that count? idk
you mean like books and shit?
>>64462583
oops
>>64461478
7>5>4>6> prequels
youmad ?
>>64462487
your whole post is essentially
"come OOOONNNNNN PEEOOOOOPLEEEEE"
literally fuck off, you unironically belong on reddit
>>64462579
His akwardness was intentional, it highlights how sheltered from the outside world the order made him, and thus hindered his ability to interact with people which in turn ends up building up even more rage inside him
Goddamn I cant believe you legitimately dont understand this, this is basic fucking cinema you nigger
>>64462586
Kotor doesn't count that's old EU. Books and comic books are fine. Just...anything.
>>64462602
Nice try, 9gag.
>>64461807
this 2bh
>>64462650
>2001: a reddit oddysey
no thanks
>>64462519
seriously? all you need to do is watch it for like the first 30 min and there is already a ton more costumes, sets, practical effects, space ships, aliens, droids, memorable sounds, lines, fucking everything–compared to tfa
it's really obvious they went all out to impress the world with the first star wars in two decades. in episodes II and III there is a bigger reliance on cgi
>>64462683
t. TPM fanboy
>>64462609
>awkward dialogue
>terrible acting
>unbelievable
>irrelevant to the story
>boring
So you're argument is basically that since Anakin made a metaphor that makes the entire instance not cringeworthy?
By that retarded logic you could twist anything you wanted and make excuses for everything
I know it's hard for you to grasp because you're an actual retard, but to normal people watching, this scene comes off cringy as hell
You unironically belong in a mental hospital
>>64462650
>>64461916
wut?
anyways, more gorgeous photography. the prequels had the camerawork of old hollywood, comparable to directors such as kubrick. lucas is og.
>>64462703
>but dude! there's all the epic cool machines and le sick robots and aliens! xD
Btw, my post >>64462213 (to which you replied with >>64462413) was in reply to this spastic retard >>64462152 who put Ep. 1 before Ep. 3.
>>64462621
>Anakin was intentionally awkward to get a girl to like him
I'm dead desu
>>64461478
>Creates a movie for the SOLE PURPOSE of it being a pseudo-religious experience
>Complains that he doesn't want that to happen
Gee, George is bright.
>>64461478
5>4>6>>>>>7>>>>>>>3>>>>>>>>>>>>1=2
Prove me wrong
Protip: you can't
>>64462791
Thats not what I said, I meant that he was made by Lucas to be awkward to reflect his time in seclusion with the order where he had no real interactions with anyone outside of Obi-Wan
>>64462822
>7 before 3
Howdydo reddit
>>64462784
>but dumbass, that is the whole point of star wars
maybe the explanation to everything really is reddit
>>64462051
This had me kekkin.
Thank you
>>64461478
Tell that to Kanjiklub
>>64462823
>he was made by Lucas to be awkward
>awkward
Why can't I cringe again?
>>64462869
>BUT DUDE! IT WAS EPIC!
You might wanna try harder than that, 9gag.
IV >>> VII > the rest
Empire is where they started to ruin Star Wars. They backtracked on Luke blowing up the Death Star by using the force to the force requiring training since childhood. They turned Obi-Wan coming back and speaking to Luke from something which had multiple interpretations to simply space ghost. They made the universe incredibly small and full of random coincidences by making Vader Luke's father. They cheapen death by allowing space ghosts. They turn the force into some pseudo-Buddhist crap about controlling your emotions.
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>>64462951 (You)
>>64461478
>stop liking what I don't like
>>64462951
(You)
>>64462951
(You)
>>64462951
(You)
4>5>3>6>1>2
This is the official /tv/ ranking
>>64463105
I personally would swap 4 and 5, but yeah thats about accurate
>>64463105
>3 not first
>>64463105
swam V and IV
but yeah it's not even worth ranking VII. It's just a sore thumb that only exist to make money
Mediocre and not memorable
>>64463105
>Not even putting 7 on the list
Truly the best list. The fact that people on /tv/ actually though TFA was good just amazes me.
>>64463142
that isn't /tv/, just paid disney shills and redditors
>>64463171
>tfw you will never know someone in the jewish inner circle and get paid to shill on 4chan
>>64463136
>It's just a sore thumb that only exist to make money
mediocre meme
>>64461620
3 is a terrible film, you must be underage.
>>64463208
It literally is though, it's Marvelized trash
>>64461478
You are right of course.
But they have invaded in massive numbers and it's impossible to avoid them.
I wish they used trips so I could filter them.
>>64463243
Disney please
Force awakens is a decent action flick. It just doesnt have a whole lot to do with star wars
>>64461620
>7 and 3 are good
literally 14 years old
>>64462951
(You)
Also, fuck (You)
>>64463105
>3 over 6
>>64461620
This poster clearly suffers from autism.
>>64461632
Only a Sith deals in absolutes.
