If we meme hard enough, like we did with the plane crash, can we make this happen? It would totally redeem the mediocrity of this new trilogy
>>64459656
I'm physically choking on your autism
it is a disney product. you are a slave.
>>64459656
Unless you stick a tv show in between, rey's downfall would seem rushed and unrealistic.
>>64459717
This, make VIII about her fall, like what if twist on if Luke had joined vader on bespin instead of falling and then in IX she has a red saber
>>64459694
This new movie was autism I'm merely trying to make it interesting
>>64459656
can we just kill rey?
>>64459656 this looks cool imo tbqh senpai
>>64459656
This looks pretty cool.
But it's never going to happen. Put aside Kylo killing his fucking father and how JewJew says that was to show him turning his back on the light permanently. Kylo is a straight white male. There's no fucking way he's going to go good while the Tumblr stand in goes bad, not with JewJew in charge, and not while Disney has any say.
>>64459656
Only way this can be salvaged desu
I don't think a protag, antag switch has ever happened before desu
>>64459656
Why do we want to call upon ourselves to volunteer to spend the time and energy to help Disney market this piece of shit of a movie franchise?
Serious question.
>>64459656
This is the only reason I can fathom for what they did with TFA: if Rey's absurd abilities were showcased in order to establish her as a credible threat, and if Kylo's flaws were showcased to allow for his growth as a hero.
But the others are right:
>>64459717
>>64459794
VIII needs to be about the turn, with IX as the resolution.
>>64459656
Darkside rey makes my balls tingle
>>64459694
>he doesn't believe in meme magic
It can be done. We have the technology.
Ren will eventually turn to the light side and join forces with Rey to defeat Snoke. Luke will probably be killed somehow and Rey and Ren will start a jedi generation of jedi.
>>64459656
No, that's to obvious. I'm afraid the only way to salvage something from this series is killing, and that someone probably gonna be Poe.
>>64460174
Ren is going to sacrifice himself for the greater good.
Looking for anvil collectors. Willing to trade some rare pieces. Here is some of what I have up for trade.
>>64459939
this rhetoric is getting boring senpai.
>>64460174
Ten is going to die if he is redeemed. You don't get to murder your father in cold blood, murder innocents, and be party to the destruction of a solar system and get to live.
this would actually be awesome
but I can't see ti happening, it's disney and this is way too creative and "unsafe" for them
one could dream though
would be perfect and I would even suffer through gay romance for this shit if I had to
>>64460236
those must be a bitch to transport
>>64459939
I bet Kylo will go Vader in the last film... he will turn to the light but die in the process. Maybe dark Rey will kill him, and by doing so she will return to the light... mark my words
>>64460276
Then prove me wrong senpai. Nothing I've seen leads me to believe we're in for anything other than a repeat of Luke's journey except ending with Rey stealing Luke's glory and rightful place as the rebuilder of the Jedi Order.
>>64460314
It's not too bad. I bought a carrying case.
>>64459656
What motiviations could Rey even have?
I mean, I know you retarded kids don't care about well written characters and motivations, that's why you never ask what could have motivated Ren and realize what a terrible character he is but c'mon.
>>64460236
Shipping rate?
>>64460234
Han already did that.
>>64459855
Tell that to Kanjiklub
>>64460333
b o r i n g
>>64459656
The one thing that bugs me about that photoshopped picture is that if Kylo swapped out his crystal for a green one, it probably wouldn't have beams blasting out of the exhaust ports, since it would probably be a stable crystal.
That outfit rey has on looks fucking great though, too bad she'll never actually wear something that cool in the movies.
>>64460174
Yeah, kill off another one of the only good actors and redeeming factors of this mess. Great idea.
Well, the majority and retards like you would actually like it, so it's indeed a great idea, sadly.
>>64460333
>except ending with Rey stealing Luke's glory and rightful place as the rebuilder of the Jedi Order.
I WANT OFF THIS RIDE
>>64460366
Han didn't sacrifice himself, what the fuck are you talking about?
He legitimately went to try and stop Ren.
>>64460363
Depends on the weight.
Here is another if anyone is interested. It's got some wear and tear but plenty of life left in it.
>>64460348
nice
>>64459656
>kills his own father and only good thing about the movies
>one movie later
>"I was just pretending to be retarded xD"
Is this how dumb today's Star Wars fans are? No wonder this movie has a 9 on IMDB.
>>64460436
Which one would you recommend if I want to forge japanese katana capable of cutting steel?
>>64459656
>If we meme hard enough, like we did with the plane crash, can we make this happen?
/x/ here. Yes you can. Nobody is going to meme this image as hard as TDKR for 2 years though.
>>64460472
>Is this how dumb today's Star Wars fans are?
Snoke is Plagueis
>same exact music from RotS
>Kylo awkwardly calling him "wise"
>Kylo trying to make Rey his apprentice, revealing distinct Sith teachings
Wow great hiding JJ. What a surprise this will be in Episode VIII.
Rey is Anakin 2.0, this will be the big reveal. The Force created Anakin to stop the Sith's abominations. But Plagueis tried again and created his own being - Rey - Luke kidnapped her, locked her memories and hid her from Plagueis.
>>64460508
The deluxe master series no question about it. It is rated at folds of up to 1500 times.
>>64460349
He is a terrible character but since every other character is vanilla it makes him all the more interesting
What a fuck up this movie was
>>64459656
I would love this. I hate reys character have her go evil or somthing kill finn off to be a cause for her turning.
>>64459656
With No Survivors
>>64459717
begin it in 8 and by the end of 9 it won't feel rushed
it would be like Luke in RotJ if he turned
>>64460570
Nice. I'm interested. I'll be in touch.
>>64460548
Plagueis created Rey? What are you talking about? Shut up.
>>64460605
k ill keep you posted
>>64460682
Not knowing that force creatrd anikin to end sith. Plagues did the same using his sith powers but to do the oppisite rebuild thr sith empire.
>>64460276
Not rhetoric––true real life fax.
>>64460594
Have her go anvil?
>>64459656
>implying this isn't going to happen regardless.
Rey's Mary Sue setup in VII was all done in preperation for her inevitable fall. Meanwhile, Kylo will feel the pull to the light after killing his father.
The big twist is that Kylo cares for Rey, and that he is the one who sent her Jakku because Luke sensed she would go full darkside of the force, and wanted to off her before it could happen.
What's with the anvils?
>>64461017
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>>64460236
>>64460314
>>64460348
>>64460363
>>64460436
>>64460508
>>64460570
>>64460605
>>64460718
What the fuck just happened here.
>Ben redeemed
>Still keeps the terrible lightsaber
Literally one job.
daisy looks hotter in this pic than she ever has in real life
prove me wrong
>/tv/ bashes TFA
>/tv/ thinks this would be a good idea
and this is why professionals make movies
You can't just declare that shit, it has to happen naturally. Or at least if you're gonna force it you have to be a bit more subtle.
>>64461613
some other board or chan probably chose to raid /tv/ with anvils
>>64460413
Thats all EU shit and no longer canon
>>64461483
Yes, facts can be boring sometimes. Maybe even triggering.
She's obviously going to use the same type of Saber Darth maul had, it fits her staff fighting style and the staff itself I feel foreshadows it.
If she stays light side it would be "cool and new" for a jedi to use one as the jedi lightsaber colors would be a new sight on one of those sabers
>>64462151
Also it's going to be forest Green, due to that line in TFA
>>64460174
Killing Luke would be the worst thing to happen in this new trilogy. Luke needs to bind the sequels to the original trilogy just as Anakin did with the prequels. Also it would be a cheap death seeing as Han was already killed as the climax of a movie.
>>64461613
Anvil posting litteraly crashed my browser. Im scared guys
You can't kill Han and then get redeemed. Sure, In-Universe you can. But the audience will NEVER accept it. Fucking never.
Even if they pull some harry potter "Han was dying anyway and it was all a ruse" twist. Kylo killed Han Solo. You can't get away with that.Which is the point of the scene
>>64460174
>Luke will probably be killed somehow
They wouldn't do that to my beloved Mark.
>>64462068
still boring.
>>64462250
then why is Hamill credited for Episode 8 but not Episode 9?
>>64460436
>some wear and tear
>some
If I even wanted any more anvils (I have too many as it is) I wouldn't take that one, it's hideous.
>>64461752
He isn't even redeemed yet and he'll have a different one in VIII
>>64459656
The feminists will never allow a woman to be evil on TV/cinema.
>>64459656
Is this real??
>>64462250
>>64462191
I guess on second though, I'd hope Luke wont die. I really hope there's more Jedi and they make a comeback. I like how they're were multiple jedi before, but now theres only a couple so they arent really a powerful force to go up against like before.
>>64459656
Why would he still have the exhaust ports on his saber if it's stable as it appears to be in the picture?
>>64459656
>female villain
lol never
>>64459656
YOU CAN MAKE HER EVIL WITHOUT ESTABLISHING HER MOTIVATION FOR BECOMING EVIL IN THE FIRST FILM. IT WOULD JUST BE A SHITTY MEME TWIST OTHERWISE
I'm literally meming right now. Big guy 4 u senpai t b h BBC. With these powers I summon evil Mary sue and jedi edgelord. Amen.
>>64460570
Hory shiit a rotori ranzo
>>64459656
Female antagonists make me hard, but this is never going to happen. There's no indication in TFA that she has any evil in her. There's no scene of her getting angry, and she's only ever violent in self-defense. There's literally no story reason for her turn.
>>64462236
yeah just like how the audience will never accept a female lead
oh wait
>>64462345
Son of a fucking bitch kill off that slag fisher
>>64462712
>There's no scene of her getting angry
u w0t? she got mad as fuck during the fight against kylo
I just watched the movie and I felt like I was being cucked the whole time. I don't consider myself racist but they literally picked a gorilla looking dude.
>>64462760
Is that what that was? I was drifting off at this point. Finn was a stormtrooper, tight?
>>64462727
what
>>64462712
yeah there is completely 0 indication of her turn. she just
>grew up on poor desert planet
>mysteriously unknown parent(s)
>good with droids
>good at flying
>very powerful force user
>too old to start conventional training
this character sure does sound familar
>>64462860
Yes it describes Han solo perfectly but then who is Luke? Finn?
>>64462860
Sounds like Luke to me. Also, nothing you just listed is an emotion or character interaction.
>>64459656
TR-8R is already consuming all the meme magic just so he can return to beat Finns shit in for the next movie.
>>64462977
luke wasnt a powerful force user
>>64459656
>like we did with the plane crash
Pretty sure you didn't
>>64462884
>very powerful force user
M8...
If Luke dies in this trilogy I'm fucking out.
>>64463044
Wut
It's a movie for kids
It won't do anything outside of the standard kids movie formula
>>64459656
>put him on board, he's part of the plot. Kill the rest
>>64463120
More like teens. I remember watching the prequels in a cinema, and one of the kids started screaming when he saw that Anakin had a mechanical arm. "HE'S A ROBOT!"
>>64463112
he wasnt a powerful force user. eventually he became powerful after training with yoda. he didnt have any powerful force abilities prior to then
>>64463143
Actually the film subverts this by casting Max Von Sydow and having him killed immediately
>>64463163
Luke learned the ways of the force quicker than any other Jedi. He went from struggling against a practice droid to beating vader in a few years.
>>64459656
Fuck this shit would save it, JJ did say something about how he saw the script and wished that he had stuck around, maybe this was what he meant? I hope they do this.
>>64459656
>dat Dark Rey
Wew, my dick will not calm down!
>>64462712
>There's no scene of her getting angry,
>>64462151
>blue dual-bladed saber
holy shit man i hope yo're right
>my master once spoke of the final battle of his master, and of a sith who fought with a double-bladed lightsaber
>>64462712
She has the same kind of personality as Anakin, which leads to arrogance. She could easily become a sith. She just needs the right mentor...
>>64459717
Vader's turn to the light basically took place entirely within VI, based on the fact he wanted to turn Luke bad in V.
Rey already has the seeds of evil in her, she was going full dark side initially against Kylo.
Snork is Rey's father
Luke mind wiped her and sent her to live on a far away planet
She gets her memories back and goes back to being evil
Kylo becomes good
They have to fight blah blah
It's the only way I can see them saving the TFA. Otherwise it's a mess : Ray is a Mary Sue and Kylo is a bad villain (seeing as he was already beaten in the first movie)
They made a point to say how he was being drawn to the light side , so it's already set up
>>64462568
Prequel babby detected. There were basically no jedi in the OT other than Obi wan, luke, yoda and vader
>>64460276
but it´s true
disney has made it obvious that white men can no longer be heroes in their movies
>>64459656
>the protag and the only woman in the cast going dark side
>ugly white boi replacing her
It's 2016 come on now, Disney will never ever do this
>>64465180
Except for all the white guy heroes in all their upcoing movies.
>>64462062
You actually don't know what you're talking about
>>64465163
>not recognizing the prequels as canon
>>64465163
i know that. I'm saying i hope they can create more jedi like luke was doing so the jedi can actually "return"
>>64460029
>Kylo's flaws were showcased to allow for his growth as a hero
this
Rey actually made me wish Finn was the main character and force user.
Why is she so shit?
Why is he so good?
>>64465266
please list them
I don´t know of any star wars movie that is going to feature a white man as the hero
You know how Series 1-3 ended with Dark side winning? And that Series 4-6 ended with Light side winning? I expect 7-9 to end with Dark side winning, or more of a equal loss. The Jedi will probably start to grow in numbers as Rey becomes the new teacher, seeking out new Jedi on new worlds. Like a Professor X, with a wookie instead of a wheelchair. Kylo will get the axe in the final scenes of ep 9, possibly the entire first order, but Kylo will spread the seed that begins the next sith lord.
>>64465752
>Why is he so good?
Because he's a character with flaws.
How can you make the guy who killed Han Solo good?
Do you think he'll be easily forgiven?
>>64465752
don´t get me wrong I hate it when movies try to push race mixing but even I felt bad for Finn.
all he got to do was act like an incompetent idiot so that the mary sue could save the day.
It really shows that the character was originally written for a white actor. I mean white guys are used to be portrayed like losers in movies so that the women can feel good about themselves.
>>64465886
vader killed everybody and jet he is still liked
>>64465928
But not his son. People think that Ben Killing Han was moral event horizon.
>UH THEY DIDN'T ESTABLISH HER BEING A VILLAIN SO IT WON'T HAPPEN
>she's literally anakin from ep. 1
>>64465959
if vader showed us anything in return of the jedi it is that it´s never to late for anybody to turn to the light side.
I think that people would easily accept Ben
>>64465959
>People think that Ben Killing Han was moral event horizon.
The movie even fucking spells it out for the audience. There will be no turning back for Kylo.
Unless he sacrifices his life to save Rey from Snoke. Yeah, I could see it happening.
>Episode VIII
>Rey tells Luke about Han's death
>Luke immediately abandons his plans to train Rey and just flies off to take care of things himself
>don't see Rey after the first 20 minutes of the movie
>Just Luke fucking shit up and showing off the new force powers he's developed
>meets with the Rebels to hatch a plan and see Leia
>Luke surfs on the roof of an xwing that Poe Dameron is flying, cutting through a first order ship with his lightsaber
>Finn is covering them in an experimental walker mech bases on the AT-ST from the ground
>Luke sneaks into the First Order ship by cutting a hole into the hull
>makes his way into Kylo's chamber and sees Vader's mask
>this gives him an idea
>he confronts Kylo while force tricking him into thinking that he is Vader
>Kylo is both in awe and scared shitless
>he grovels at Luke's feet but Luke is tired playing with the kid
>guts him with his lightsaber and drapes his pale, mole covered corpse over his shoulders like a fur cape
>Snoke suddenly appears as a hologram
>"Ahh, Skywalker. I have been waiting for one of you to fulfil your destiny"
>"Can it Voldedork!"
>Luke does a backflip and the room explodes from Force Backflip power
>Poe high fives Finn and they embrace
>roll credits
>Episode IX involves Luke, Finn and Poe hunting down Snoke while he gains more and more power over Leia
>the trio have to deal with not only the first order, but the rebels under command of Leia as well
>they enter Snoke's lair to discover he's 10 inches tall, but he jumps into a 30 foot tall robot with a giant lightsaber arm and an incredible duel entails
>they're victorious
>credits roll
>Rey didn't appear in the film but they still credit the actress as a courtesy
>>64466080
>>guts him with his lightsaber and drapes his pale, mole covered corpse over his shoulders like a fur cape
"Now I am Kylo Ren!"
>>64459656
>Shia LeBouf as Jedi Kylo
>Kristen Stewart as Sith Rey
>>64466170
>Robert Pattinson as as Rey's Jedi boyfriend
>>64459656
Why would this happen in Episode VIII? That seems like Episode IX material.
>>64459656
Sith Rey is pretty sexy.
>>64459656
>le ebin christopher nolan invented plane crashes mene :^)
Can we get Daisy's sister Kika Rose Ridley to play evil Rey? Then we can have a Rey vs Rey fight
>Luke left Rey on Jakku because he knew she was powerful, but wasn't confident he could train her right after Kylo went darkside
>Rey finds out and grows to hate Luke for stifling her potential, thinks Luke is weak and pathetic for getting scared and going into hiding
>Rey grows to like the Dark side due to its promises of unlimited power and its hatred of weakness
>Rey joins Snoke and Kylo is disgusted by how his sister has changed
>by looking at her training he gains an outside perspective on how the dark side changes someone, and how he himself has gone wrong
>Kylo escapes Snoke, Rey tries to stop him and Kylo barely escapes with his life
>he's eventually rescued by the Resistance and asks to see Luke
>the fact that Kylo escaped the dark side gives Luke the confidence to train him and try to get Rey back
>>64466593
>sister
Whoops, cousin, or whatever she is to him
>>64466574
Can she act?
>>64466642
who cares
>>64466593
i'd be happy with this. i just want redemption and heroics for kylo, dammit. and i'm not talking self-sacrificing last scene but a whole arc where he fucks shit up and leads troops to battle
What if the entire scene between Kylo and Han on the bridge was planned by Han all along? A last ditch effort to get Leia to throw resources at trying to kill Kylo, instead of save him?
Maybe it's revealed that Han activated the lightsaber, of his own accord, and Kylo genuinely thanked him for taking his own life?
If Han was terminally ill, taking Kylo's innocence so he was an easy-to-kill target (morally speaking) target?
Maybe Snoke will go too rough on him in 8, and he'll run away, like he did from Luke's training.
/fanfic
>>64459717
You mean like her incredible rise to power was?
>>64459656
MEME MAGIC DOESN'T WORK ON FICTION, IT ONLY WORKS IN REAL LIFE EVENTS!
>>64466048
Kylo is reys father, so rey can redeem him lool
>>64459656
I'd fuck her back to the light
>>64467057
This.
Lemmy died for real, and the plane crash too.
And the board is choke full of normalfags and reddites, so good luck with that.
Kek the next movie will be some predictable shit like Rey and Kylo getting trained, then fighting eachother at the end.
Luke will feature heavily in the trailers so there's plenty of hype.
>>64466080
Literally better than TFA
>>64467058
Unless Kylo had sex when he was 10 that's pretty much impossible
>>64466080
After the travesty that is this sequel trilogy is over and the actors have all faded back to irrelevance, I vote we start a kickstarter to fund this
>>64461121
this is an amazing theory
>>64461121
This would actually befucking awesome
Even if Rian Johnson wants Rey to turn bad, I don't think Disney or Kennedy would allow it because feminists and little girls would lose their fucking minds over it. I think any major decisions would be business driven, and not artistically.
>>64467680
the amount of money they'd earn from me obsessively buying and cumming over Dark Side Rey toys would ensure a massive profit
Double turn seems to be something everyone wants. Which is exactly why Disney won't do it. Gotta push that strong wymyn down your throat.
>>64459939
How do you know he's straight?
>>64459656
>Holding Hans gun.
Too soon OP, too soon.
I'm going to laugh my ass off if it turns out one of the Jedi characters from Rebels is her father
>>64460174
>Protagonist is called Rey
>Antagonist is called Ren.
Fucking genius.
>>64467800
True. I still don't think they'll do it since Rey is a woman.
What plane crash?
>>64465788
Disney does make more movies than star wars, you do know that right?
>>64462631
They established that she's brash to the point of overconfidence, which can be escalated into arrogance. Remember the scene where Han gives her that blaster?
Also, she clearly gets angry very fast when put into a combat situation.
>>64468257
I wouldn't mind this, honestly.
We don't need her parents to be characters from the original films. They can just say that her father was a Jedi straggler left behind after Order 66 and then name drop one of the guys from Rebels. We don't even need to see him. They can just say that the Empire killed him eventually but not until after he had a daughter.
>>64459656
>dat Rey
>>64465121
Nah. Rey gave him a Bad Guy Scar at the end of their fight
>>64459656
>darth rayder
POTTERY
>>64460020
The Deer Hunter
Darth Rey Van
Didn't Plagueis have a staff style saber?
I could say Rey conveniently getting it like how she got Anakin's.
>>64465788
>>64465180
I hope you are trolling because otherwise your head is wayyy up your ass
>>64466080
>Voldedork
>>64466080
This would be the greatest thing to ever grace the Star Wars franchise.
>>64462236
the audience would totally buy a character redemption
>>64465542
Disney kept the prequels and Clone Wars to appease Lucas, VII only ever referenced locations and characters in the OT.
>>64462236
Kylo can still redeem himself, but for it to be consistent with that scene he will have to eventually die for it
>>64459717
>Unless you stick a tv show in between
>unless
>unless
>>64459656
If /mu/ can bomb Boston and kill a god, we can do this.
How should we meme?
>>64459656
I don't get why JJ wanted his lightsaber to look like a christian cross so much.
Anti christian propaganda? There is no other reason it would look like that at all.
