>In the Expanded Universe, white male badass Kyle Katarn steals the Death Star plans
>In Disney lore, tumblr steals the Death Star plans
WHAT THE FUCK
it'll be fine
maybe wait until you see it to unleash your full autistic rage?
those oriental looking aliens seem sort of cool
>in the EU, kyle katarn single handedly marches through countless imperial and mercenary bases while killing thousands of troops, bounty hunters, jedi, reborn. He also becomes a jedi master during adulthood, in a few years
>>64458414
>Implying Vader isn't going to kill most of those faggots
Least they could do is make Kyle a heist member though.
Ill never watch this so I'm not bothered by the lore alterations either way, but I will say that it doesn't look like star wars at all. The costumes and sets we've seen so far look more like Firefly or the future sections of Terminator: SCC.
>>64458414
It's 2016, shitlord. Straight white men have no place in Star Wars except as the villains. Go back to r/mensrights
>>64458414
Why does this bother you? Could it be that, perhaps, your particular ethnicity not being represented in media that you would enjoy otherwise is upsetting?
>>64458414
how can you not like felicity jones, senpai? she's a qt
and the asian and mexican guys look based af
>>64458648
no thanks, we dont need any EU fanservice
>>64458710
And yet the movie got jacen.
>>64458740
except that it didn't at all
>>64458787
Oh right his name is ben instead :^)
>>64458740
Weird, I don't recall jacen killing Han
>>64458414
One thing that triggers me about this is that Rogue Squadron is formed after IV yet here we have it pre-IV.
>>64458414
> Jews
>white
Also. Kyle is a Mary Sue.
>>64458787
except that the character of Kylo Ren is directly ripped off from the Expanded Universe, with a different name so retards like you wouldn't notice
>>64458414
Awwwww. Does baby want his safe space from minorities? Were you triggered? Is there sand in your little foreskin?
>>64458787
>Implying
Giving him a different name doesn't make him different JewJew, just like making a third Death Star with a different name doesn't make it original.
>>64458879
Don't know about him but there's definitely some in yours buddy.
Yeah, they should totally do a straight adaptation of Dark forces. I'm sure one guy killing a thousand storm troopers one by one in dark corridors would sell a lot of toys.
>>64458966
It easily good, they'd make a killing
>>64458966
and dark troopers, and probe droids, and boba fett, and hutt thugs, and destroying a star destroyer, and eventually dark jedi, and jedi reborn
Disney is still trying to draw more females in the fan base.
I think something like 70% of the audience for episode VII was male.
>>64458414
Tell me one thing in this picture that is coherent in Star wars lore.
> Exept the pod racer motor in the back
It's not a star wars , it's like a bad serie rip off , look at them ...
>>64458414
That's just how the Disney agenda is going.
Episode VII - No white male hero
Rogue One - No white male hero
Episode VIII - casting so far includes no white male hero
Even the Boba Fett film is in talks to have the black guy from F4 play Boba with the justification being that Fett is a title that gets passed on and not a family name.
>>64458966
It would be better than "strong empowered woman leads the third world horde against the evil white man: the movie"
>>64458414
>Kyle Katarn
He was literally a Mark Sue and broke many established rules of the force.
>>64458943
Aww, I'm sorry for offending your fragile sensibilities. I'll try to not irritate you, I know you can be so very sensitive. Poor baby.
>>64458684
get your own media, cuck
>>64459048
reddit mra pls leave
>>64459062
You seem to be the offended one here, tumblrina
Kyle Katarn is way more of a mary sue than rey could ever be.
>>64459062
>tumblrite tries to mimic the banter she's gotten for being a whiny, constantly offended bitch
It doesn't make any sense in this context
think of something for yourself, you can't just regurgitate English
>>64459039
white male, asians as a hole were the highest turn per capita with blacks the lowest
You know the death star plans? Yeah that was me *smug smirk*
Im a Jedi bad boy that rides the line...heh
Yeah I use force lightning, do something about it nerfherder *chuckles*
Yeah Luke is pretty cool heh but he's always playing by the rules. Kyle Katarn makes his own rules
>>64459039
Bitches only pretend to like Star Wars because that's what's trendy.
>>64459162
This. He's basically Han Solo and Luke rolled into one character.
>>64458581
Still less of a mary sue than Rey
>>64459109
>>64459164
Yeah! Of course it doesn't make sense! Red-blooded white males CAN'T be whiny bitches, by definition (that's women not men dummy)! Even when loudly complaining about being offended by stupid shit!
>>64459162
Just wait until she surpasses Luke as the GREATEST JEDI EVER.
Not even Kyle did that.
>>64459300
You've gotta be 12 years old
>>64458414
I thought Bothans stole the information
Are these guys Bothans? Are they working with the Bothans? Were the Bothans retconned? What the hell is a Bothan?
>>64459162
I don't really see how a video game character you control, in a skill-based video game series (like Dark Forces/Jedi Knight) could be Mary Sues. That's you doing all the work. The character isn't doing it by himself.
>>64459083
i did its called 'Star Wars' faggot
>>64459341
that was the 2nd death star
>>64459361
here's your reply
>>64459341
bothans stole the death star 2 plans
>>64459264
>that one mission in Jedi academy where Kyle comes with you on a mission and steals all your kills
>if you go darkside Kyle is the final final boss and he can use force pull to fucking pull your lightsaber out of your hand and there's nothing you can do to stop it
>one of his many special moves is to fuckig grab you by the collar and beat the shit out of you
The game is literally about fighting an evil blue ghost and yet this was the least believable part.
>>64459312
There were multiple people in the EU that surpassed Luke.
>>64459337
Son, I'm not the one who starts bawling their eyes out at the first sight of dark skin.
>>64459236
disney doesn't care as long as they keep buying merchandise.
>>64459341
Bothans are space furries
>>64458414
none of these are Bothan spies
what the FUCK, man!
Nobody gives a fuck about your EU shit that isn't KOTOR 2.
>>64458414
Will see this for Mads, but have absolutely no interest in seeing VII or the other films.
>>64458581
Kyle Katarn was the ultimate self-insert mary sue, but the Jedi Knight games were fucking GOAT.
>>64459491
Good taste tripfag scum
Diego Luna is an honorary white
>>64458414
Movie is non-canon
>>64458581
You are confusing videogame mechanics with actual story.
Of course you had a lot of people to kill in a game and of course it would have been toned down in any other form of storytelling
>>64458414
Honestly Disney buying Star Wars is the best thing to ever happen to the EU
As terrible as the EU hack writers were they were miles ahead of Disney's "write by committee" marketing round tables.
>>64459676
That doesnt even make sense. All the bases and star destroyers who killed his way through would have even more troops in a "story"
>Star Wars is now women and minorities as the "good guys" versus white people who are irrationally evil
Fuck you Disney and fuck the jews.
Hitler did nothing wrong.
If donnie yen is not the main actor this movie already failed.
>>64458414
>destroys shitty EU
>only to replace it with their own shitty EU
Gotta say, I'd watch a Boba Fett movie. But nothing connected to the plot of the main movies in any way at all. Just make it a heist movie. Jabba wants Boba Fett to steal a massive amount of credits or whatever, so Boba puts together a team (including IG-88, Bossk, etc.) along with Greedo as Jabba's lapdog, basically Boba's handler. Suspenseful planet-hopping space heist thriller ensues.
But for god's sakes do NOT include Han Solo, Chewbacca, Lando, the Millenium Falcon, or anything. Don't have the team steal R2-D2 or Yoda's fucking lightsaber.
>>64459834
http://www.cinemablend.com/new/Look-Star-Wars-Have-Major-Female-Influence-Moving-Forward-88457.html
looking forward to it?
>>64459963
I would never watch a Boba Fett movie
Why oh why couldn't they have done a time skip like kotor?
>>64459416
Luke fought a god
Though then again so did Vader
>>64459963
the fuck. Boba, IG-88, and Bossk are all rivals, they'd never even consider working together. Stay dum
>>64460053
>so did Vader
>>64459042
Darn it man, I really hate that my race isn't being represented in this movie, doesn't it just suck!?
>>64459416
I'm pretty sure in the Thrawn trilogy Luke is that powerful he can will things out of existence, but he never uses his power to its full extent for fear of becoming a sith and destroying the universe.
>>64459361
Agreed. Obviously if they adapted it they could cut a lot of that out because.....well, it's a videogame, it's going to have a different structure than a movie inherently.
I have no idea why the asshole who replied to you made a non-argument in memes, it was a valid point.
>>64458539
Tell that to kanjiklub
>>64460084
Where do you think the tension comes from? They hate each other, but only together can they pull off this big of a score.
>>64459464
That's second death star, senpai
>>64460169
HOL UP
>C A R I N G
>A
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>>64460169
Is theresexual tension
>>64458414
Jonathan Aris could pull off Kyle Katarn
Don't give up hope yet
>>64460291
Let me ask you this: don't you want to fuck IG-88?
>>64460230
Yes, that's what I'm saying.
>>64459405
>There's nothing you can do to stop it
Learn from your main nigga Grievous and use two, genius. He only pulls one out of your hand.
You got me on the collar thing though.
Fuck your stupid juvenile shit graphics game.
Glad JJ shut your fucking wet dreams down
>>64460429
>shit graphics
>came out in like 1997
>>64458414
>600x315
Why are people allowed to create threads with small images? You make me sick, OP.
>>64460429
and then he replaced them with his own even shittier wet dreams and mary sue
>>64460429
What's the point of replacing a Mary Sue if you're just going to make a new one?
Also
>Praising diversity
>When most of the group is human
Where the fuck are the aliens?
>>64460496
humans are cheap to film
It's always about the money with Disney even when they're worth however many trillion dollars.
>>64459813
No, you're still not getting it. He only had to travel to all of those places because they needed multiple levels for a videogame. For a 2-3 hour movie they could quite easily condense that without sacrificing story integrity, because it's all gameplay related, what you're talking about.
Not the guy you replied to btw.
>>64460575
I know. And now they're going to run SW into the ground. Just soulless cash grabs shitted out every year just like the Marvel movies.
Lucas could not have picked a worst company to sell his stuff too.
>>64458456
this
The story of how the death star plans got stolen has been told, differently too, about half a dozen times over the decades. Kyle's wasn't even the first version of the story.
>>64460616
I bet Lucas did it as a "fuck you" to everyone for shitting on the prequels so much.
He retires as a multi billionare buying and doing whatever the fuck he wants whilst us plebs watch one of our most beloved franchises burn to the ground.
>>64458414
oh please I'm a fan of EU but Kyle Katarn was a shit character. ok let me rephrase that, he was ok at first but turned retarded at the end.
>Kyle Katarn spin-off with Hugh Jackman
Would you watch it?
>>64460729
I would literally jack off in front of it
>>64460616
>soulless cash grabs
Yup. Disney is the most cancerous company on the planet behind Apple. At least ESPN is failing.
>>64460715
Also this
Lucas is a petulant child that wanted to piss off any of the people that still liked the OT.
He still blames Star Wars for his divorce.
why are white boys so butthurt when their hollywood PR machine portraying them (incorrectly) as noble heroes now applies to minorities and women
>>64459042
boba was never white
jango was brown
the kid who played him in clones was brown
>>64459963
Jango already got a fun game that has a lot of his back story (how he got Slave 1, signed up to be the clone host and defeated a rogue Sith).
>>64460839
He was white in Clone Wars
>>64460818
>women/minorities
>noble, ever
lol
>>64460818
>>64458414
isn't the guy in the middle with the fluffy jacket a white dude?
>>64460863
not really no
>>64460989
only in Texas
>>64458414
>hating on sexy white girl who will violently /ss/ with Luke and the badass kungfu brigade
>>64461016
Looks pretty white to me.
>>64458414
>tumblr accomplishing anything
they'll all be dead by the end of the movie
>>64459105
>mmuh MRA bogeyman
cry more SJW
>all characters still CIShet
>>64461062
whatever you say steve
>>64461153
Steve?
>>64461153
>>64461197
*Sheev
>>64458414
>No White Cis Men Please
are you kidding? I see Biggs standing right fucking there
>>64461197
>>64461230
>>64461227
Yeah that's what I thought
>>64461260
>>64461197
Why would they do this when AotC makes him so obviously Space Polynesian?
>>64460496
It's 1 BBY people, I mean COME ON!
>>64461310
This is the actor who played young Boba Fett.
>>64461310
yeah isn't this guy Boba's dad? did he get cucked by those clone makers?
>>64461355
So, half-asian?
>>64459042
>Black Boba
Shit
>>64461363
Fucking kek
It'd be hilarious if Boba was the only clone that wasn't based on Jango.
>>64459288
Being Luke's kid is one thing, getting the Valley of the Jedi to give you master power immediately is way worse and more lore breaking.
Now I love Jedi Outcast II but the idea that Kyle is just throwing out lightning is pretty lame. Oh and force speed is stupid prequel shit.
The only reason people will go see this is:
1. The chance to see Vader kill some rebels
2. The trailer for episode 8 might be shown during the previews, i remember people going to movies just to watch the TPM trailer then walking out.
>>64458456
hello reddit
>>64461740
Let's be honest, the majority of the people who saw TFA the first few days are not the same group of zealots who were ready to declare holy war in the name of TPM's release back in 1999
>>64461740
>The chance to see Vader kill some rebels
That's absolutely the only reason I'll see it.
>No fear of redemption bullshit
>Get to see Vader use a lightsaber and ruthlessly hunt down filthy rebels
>No fear of him dying or anything
If he's not in it I'll pass and read the synopsis on Wookieepedia when it's out.
>>64461788
This
TFA was a soulless cash grab from Disney, aimed at the widest audience possible which means women and filthy plebs
>>64461823
Vader confirmed in
>>64461869
I know some people that work on it and I haven't heard anything about Vader, but I wouldn't be surprised. It links up completely with A New Hope at the end.
>>64461869
If that's the case I'll see it just for him.
>we'll never get a badass ragtag group of WHITE MEN spying on the empire
>instead we're getting forced diversity bullshit
Why do they do this? Why is everyone so against a white protagonist these days?
>>64462014
It's only bad if they're STRAIGHT white men.
white women gays and trannies get a pass.
>>64462014
The protagonist is white, fucknut.
>>64458414
tumblr = a white girl and four Mongols
>>64462053
>>64462014
Still a cis-het-neuronormative/typical-white-monogendered-classically male-male in the team.
>>64462074
I can't associate with a female though.
>>64462053
Then make the dude gay or bisexual. A badass clint eastwood type that's also bisexual would be fine.
>>64462100
>I can't associate with a female though.
I could associate with her, if you catch my drift.
The most rebellious thing Dinsey could do these days is the make the hero a man.
>>64462100
>I can't associate with a female though.
We know anon, we know.
>>64462171
I could associate inside her
>>64462171
Id sex her if you catch my drift
>>64462100
>I can't associate with a female though.
OH IT SHOWS
>>64461380
Mandalorian
>>64461227
My Bigga
>>64458849
Gee that might have something to do with it being titled... ROGUE ONE.
>>64461227
If the cut scenes count, in ANH, R2 is already on Tatooine with the DS plans before Biggs defects to the rebellion.
>>64461869
Not confirmed at all. Rumored. Learn what words mean.
Some Irish wrastler rumored to have been fitted with Vader suit.
>>64458414
The casting for this is so good I can't hate it.
>>64464402
>>64459834
Besides be a cuck
>>64458414
In the EU it was Red Hand Squadron that stole the death star plans, and they all died including Bria Tharen. In other words, probably just like the movie.
>>64460453
one guy looks slightly arabic or indian or something... one guy looks mongolian, there's a white guy in a hat on the far left, another white guy not in a hat, with dark hair and soot on his face, in the midddle there's a guy who might be black but could be white in a dark hat.. ....
overall I just hope the woman dies first because that would be funny and unexpected.
>>64461062
seems pretty ethnically ambiguous to me
also awful character design
That picture looks more like some shitty Firefly continuation than Star Wars.
>>64458414
shit, are we getting a new shilling campaign for this flick now.
I developed an allergy for Star Wars.
>>64458414
I´m so glad that I no longer care about Star Wars
I probably couldn´t stand having to watch this sjw propaganda where all female characters are mary sue like "heroes" and all white male characters either cowards, betas or villains
>>64464706
Cobbled together in a rush no doubt. Very early production still.
>>64464757
wow look at the butthurt..
seriously I was all for gamergate and anti-sjw shit but It's really surprising how fucking butthurt you faggots get over minor shit.
>>64459042
>Black boba
That's fucking it, I'm done with Disney's shit, how hard is it to cast a Maori dude ffs.
>>64461062
He's American not white.
>>64464782
says they guy that is butthurt because somebody he doesn´t even know doesn´t like something.
>>64458414
Stop being so fucking butthurt that not every lead in a movie looks like your insecure beta cuck self.
>>64458966
>not knowing the difference between a good action movie and a good action game
>>64459370
So you admit you can only appropriate media in some kind of Gramsci-esque infiltration of institutions, and you're utterly incapable of making anything original and engaging that wasn't ripped from the hands of straight, white males?
>>64464862
>Manu Bennett
DONE. Disney needs to hire the fuck out of me.
>>64464975
Did something happen between Yoda and Batts?
>>64465006
I wonder how hes going to be in shanarra? He wpuld be perfect though for boba
>>64459040
>ignores the Hoth base-like structure with craft parts scattered around
>ignores the attire of the guy lounging in the back middle
step up senpai
>>64464862
Because Disney want to ignore that Boba is a clone.
Or they think Maoris aren't discriminated enough too pander to.
>>64458414
>This film has a female lead and all-minority cast except probably the villain
>75% of their audience share is still white males 18-49
They're not even being subtle about this, are they?
>>64458456
>tfa will be great!
>i cant wait for all these autistic fucks that 100% correctly speculated on the movie to get B T F O :-)
>>64458414
So will it flop?
>>64465328
I personally think we're going to need to be three or four films deep into this before the general public and Star Wars fans finally uncuck themselves. Going to take a while for the novelty of 'OMG STAR WARS' to wear off.
>>64458414
Kyle katarn stealing the plans isnt really important though, its literally one his lesser feats
It doesnt matter if somebody else did it at all
>>64465325
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKeAAdjZYAs
>>64458414
>more starshit movies
