STAR WARS BTFO
>>64451088
In other news, the sky is blue.
In other words, water is wet.
>>64451088
inb4 he dies of "drug overdose"
>exposing the industry
>hasn't exposed his homicidal father
>>64451088
is he talking about redditlettermedia?
>believing a word this idiot says
In other news, it is now 2016.
>>64451088
>m-my movie was panned because I didn't pay the critics g-guys
fucking loser
Hello, Max. I know you're just assblasted that your latest movie panned.
And EVEN CRAZIER, I know many wannaba-Hollywood hacks that shill themselves on popular message boards.
>>64451237
CMON
In other news, other news happened.
Holy Christ Landis BTFO
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>>64451313
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>>64451208
Wait what? Father from Little House on the Prairie killed someone?
>>64451313
BTFO
>>64451313
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>>64451313
I hate to say it, but we need crazies like Landis around to pull shit like this.
>>64451468
sup Max?
>>64451468
hello disney shill
>>64451387
Is his dad the guy who killed the kid on the Twilight Zone movie?
>>64451492
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>>64451313
MAX HAD A HARD LIFE.
>>64451088
>bitter hack "exposes the industry" after all of his films are poorly received by critics and audiences
>it wasn't my shitty writing, it's the corrupt industry!
>>64451313
I don't even know who the faggot with the oh so important white check by his name is so...
>>64451568
>Co-Awards Editor @Variety. Formerly Editor-at-Large @HitFix. Unapologetic 90s nostalgist.
>>64451514
Hi :)
Want to talk?
>>64451598
>getting BTFO by a "DAE the 90s?" kid
I don't understand how anyone could deny there's definitely review buying going on for movies. It's par for the course for video games. Movies wouldn't be any different.
Why would a studio ever pay for a positive review?
The massive risk of negative press they would get outweighs any fractional gain
>>64451088
But when it was GG, no one cared.
>>64451663
>>>/v/
sperg
>>64451313
This guy is a lunatic, there is no way reviewers at big sites are getting paid to give good reviews and are then telling people they are getting paid and somehow nobody knows. There would be proof and no just hearsay from a known retard.
>>64451653
Because it's the reviewers/journalists/bloggers that go on massive bitchfits denying it. Remember what happened with /v/ in 2014?
>>64451088
>everyone who disagrees with me was bought off
Where's a towel to dab my forehead with?
>>64451663
no one cares now either
>>64451492
>>64451502
>disney in damage control mode
>>64451568
>important white check
I'll be honest with you, that check means nothing if you are connected. I have seen literally who's on twitter with them and when I googled their names got nothing.
Max Landis being right twice in two months. Wonders never cease.
>>64451313
meh, he still completely dodged max's point by "le ebun zinger"
not a good look
>>64451663
>>64451802
No one cared who I was until I bought off the right reviewer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oeVBrRB7QH8
>implying this wasn't ur face during TFA
>>64451313
DAMN.
>>64451254
NO REALLY GUYS. MY UNCLE KNOWS THE PRESIDENT OF MOVIE REVIEWS AND HE SAID THEY GET PAID OFF ALL THE TIME. GUYS.
>>64451707
People said the same thing for just about every scandle thats occured in the lazt decade.
>omg guys if people where doping in cycling every one would know about it
>omg guys if preists where raping little kids people would know about it.
>omg guys if banks where where commiting fraud people would know about it
Reviews and critical articles about entertainment are just not that important.
Go away Max
>>64451313
>>64451313
LANDIS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>64451088
REDDIT LETTER MEDIA ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>64451505
>the kid
Wasnt it 2 kids and a established actor?Also it wasnt his fault
>paid reviews for movies
Yeah nah that shit doesn't happen, if anything a lot of movies get lower scores than they deserve.
Paid reviews for video games though is a completely different story.
>>64451235
This.
>Critics and audiences hate my movies so it must be a conspiracy!
>>64451235
yes because we know disney would spend billions on star wars then let some betamax tumblr fag who has a million followers give their billion dollar investment anything less than a triple A Rating. Nice try disney shil.
>literally a product of nepotism
>in charge of talking shit about the industry
>>64451859
he has no point, just baseless conjecture
>>64451313
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He loves to hear himself talk but at least he says something other than towing the ultra progressive line everyone else does.
Seriously the backlash he got for not loving Rey was great.
>>64451208
>>64451387
>>64451505
>>64454158
>this meme again
it wasn't his fault but he was legally responsible iirc
>>64454160
it's probably not like "HEY ANON HERE'S 10k FOR A DECENT REVIEW"
it's probably like
"hey anon we have these two premiere tickets and we will pay you a 5 star hotel, don't forget to say some nice words or else you'll never get that baaack"
>>64451313
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he seemed like a cool guy in Red Letter Media
>>64454466
>it's ok that this delusion failure talentless hack product of pure filthy Hollywood nepotism never has anything to say but still never shuts the fuck up because he's pandering to ME!
>>64451088
#MovieGate when?
>>64454506
this
>>64451088
Why you guys keep on giving this talentless queer attention
>>64451313
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>tfw you're not popular enough with the LA hollywood crowd that you are not invited to Shane's NYE party missing a once in a lifetime chance to hang out with Max, Crispin Glover and Wesley Snipes
>>64451128
Oh, without a doubt, Disney paid critics because a lot was on the line for them.
>>64454506
still counts as payola
>>64451088
If buying reviews is common why do so many huge studio films have bad RT ratings?
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>>64451387
Killed actor Vic Morrow and two unpaid kids via helicopter blade decapitation for the Twilight Zone movie.
>>64453847
The majority of people knew those things were true before any scandal
>caring about starwars
So let us assume Disney did buy them for SW. Is anybody going to base their decision to go see this movie on reviews? Of course not. STFU.
>>64451088
What a great way to remove all guilt away from pirating and actually make it the more logical option.
>>64451313
Who the fuck even is Christopher tapley? Why is every cunt on Twitter verified these days?
>>64454774
yes but do you think that people would miss the chance of getting comfy as fuck watching movies and travelling for free just because typing some few bad words? No one gets hurt but themselves
>>64451313
this burn is stupid because it implies that he would do it if he did have the money, which Max wouldn't
>>64451088
He wants to be the next Plinkett so badly. It's pathetic.
>>64454403
this needs to happen more
i heard max landis knows a guy who literally broke the law, caused the death of multiple people including children, had the balls to blame other people without apologising to the parents who lost their kids, and then had the gall to not only continue working in the industry but also to bring his son in to lose producers money with his shit scripts
>>64454885
Orange tastes better but Apple is easier to eat.
>>64453847
Now post the 50 billin things brain dead conspiratard's were wrong about and we'll weigh the scales
>>64454873
WHAT IS ROTTEN TOMATOES, americunts hold on that site like their lives depended on it
>>64454981
that is the only correct opinion
>>64454981
>not eating it peel and all
do you hate fiber?
>>64454805
Michael Landon was was in the Twilight Zone?
I am sure Collider is one of the sites. That Weintraub dude hypes up every terrible movie in his set visits. He has to get paid for it. He gets invited to world premieres around the world too.
>I have never heard of video game reviews before
>>64454997
It's star wars. They could play 90 minutes of white noise and make 50mil opening weekend.
>>64454385
>conjecture
Do people seriously still deny paid reviews? How retarded can you be?
>>64454506
>it's probably not like "HEY ANON HERE'S 10k FOR A DECENT REVIEW"
>it's probably like
>"hey anon we have these two premiere tickets and we will pay you a 5 star hotel, don't forget to say some nice words or else you'll never get that baaack"
Press Junkets.
They will literally fly you out to some nice exotic location. Pay for everything, let you watch the movie then pad the rest of your time with free events. It's a free weekend of Skiing, or laying on the beach or whatever depending on the location.
Nobody tells to do anything but with each critical review you give out the less chance you have of being invited to the next time.
>>64455161
well, yeah, considering SW yes, but every other movie people compare the rotten tomatoes score, it's ridiculous
>>64455292
do you have any proof money changed hands
If this was true, why do enormous big-budget movies have shitty reviews?
Surely Michael Bay would've paid reviewers for Transformers if it meant an above-40% rating, no?
>>64455362
yeah, like I said before, why risk being comfy as fuck for free because of a few bad words? They don't see the bigger picture (shit people still getting roles, companies thinking that one thing works because of the money it got, etc) but they don't care
>>64451223
considering he flew out there and did a video with them one week before they posted a neutral to positive review of frankenstein, the answer is yes
Serious question: why do some of you seem to sincerely like this landis kid? He has zero redeemable qualities. I thought /tv/ in general would hate someone like him
>>64455414
So which big entertainment company do you work for?
>>64451387
Max's dad directed Animal House.
It's funny to see low end media critics attacking him now.
"THIS IS A COMPLETE LIE,"
or twist it as an attack on Star Wars because everything is about Star Wars now.
>>64455443
We do but a broken clock is right twice a day and you can't deny it.
>>64451313
Max kek
>>64455466
good rebuttal
>>64455443
He's had an online prescience all the way back to the days of somethingawful and aintitcoolnews. Suffice to say, there is 100% chance he is in this thread shilling right now.
>>64455467
Right, white people names look way too similar.
>>64455606
WUZ
>>64451088
FILMERGATE
>>64455516
I can't even begin to imagine you are serious, you must be baiting or a shill, there's no way
It's like disagreeing that the sky is blue
>>64455685
>some autist on the internet is posting about it with no proof, that means it's true!
>some shitposting board on the internet has a thread about it, that means it's true!
>>64455579
Alright Mohammed
MAX WAS FLYING THE HELICOPTER
>>64451088
>>64451313
Helicopter crash imminent!
>>64455729
So how's life as a disney intern?
how's the pay?
>>64455921
i'm still waiting for that proof, max
>>64455921
>gets baited all the way into exposing himself as an overweight contrarian neckbeard failure shilling for free against star wars
that's funny as fuck. not that it wasn't obvious from the start, but it's amazing how fucking angry you neckbeards get that you expose yourselves in the most cringeworthy way imaginable. RT also has a 90% audience rating, and that's with all the pathetic 4chan NEETs who made it their full time job to downvote the movie on every site they can think of.
God damn, I am physically cringing. The posters on this site are so fucking unintelligent these days.
>huge infinite budget blockbuster movies gets bad reviews
>HAHAHA FLOP BTFO [MAJOR CORPORATION] BTFO. MY LIFE IS SO SAD THAT A MOVIE GETTING BAD REVIEWS IS THE HIGHLIGHT OF MY ENTIRE MONTH!
>huge infinite blockbuster movie gets near perfect reviews
>waaaaaaaaaaah mommy waaaaah paid shills paid shills SJWs paid shills mommmy mommmy mom more hotpockets mom! i have to tell everyone how bad the movie they liked was! i have work to do! paid shills paid reviews shills paid review shills paid SJWs waaaah waaaah black people women paid shills!
>>64456186
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djVBzrucNLY
ur dad is responsible for this maxy boy
>>64455997
first rule of shilling is never say you're a shill b/c then the whole farce breaks down as people realize you're being paid to type.
>>64451313
how does this blow him out?
No way I totally thought all the big mainstream reviewers just all independently decided that the latest big mainstream bockbluster movie was an amazing film every single time one of them was released, what a shocking revelation this is!
james berardelli is pretty well known for being bought and paid for btw
>>64456186
Lol you sound like such a whiny cunt, you do know paid shills are the norm now right? it's not a conspiracy or anything and for a movie as big as Star Wars TM there's obviously going to be shills.
It's just a law of the internet, it's so cheap to put some cunt on a keyboard and say post 50 times to these websites, and it's also very effective advertising.'
You look like exactly the type of kike to be a paid shill though Chaim, I think you should fuck off our white Christian image board.
>>64451546
It makes sense though that only the crappy directors with nothing to lose would be willing to expose it, why would a successful director want to ruin the industry they've benefited so much from? Abrams is hardly going to talk about how many reviewers got paid off is he?
>>64456214
I don't geddit.
>>64456449
watch this video anon, pictures tell more story then words ever can, but it's NSFL.
>>64456241
>>64451660
>risk of negative press
What risk? Why would any major media outlet go out of it's way to piss off a major advertiser like that? They're not heroic crusaders for truth they're a corporate subdivision trying to turn a profit, how does exposing the corruption they profit from help them turn a profit?
>>64456077
Everyone with some decency left knows that Star Wars VII was SJWtier cringe.
>>64455647
CEOS
>>64451660
1. it's effective
2. it's cheap
3. top kek that companies will get "negative press" for handing out shekels.
This is why studios also pay for shills on the internet, it's a cheap and easy way of promoting the movie, and arguably more effective then TV adverts or internet adverts and what not for a lower price.
>>64451088
>I can't make it in Hollywood despite my connections, I'm gonna burn it down!
>>64456077
>and that's with all the pathetic 4chan NEETs who made it their full time job to downvote the movie
People downvote the movie because they disliked it. Paid studio shill upvote the movie and downvote criticism.
>>64456644
Why are you making claims you have no evidence for? You're some clueless, borderline retarded /pol/ shill making stuff up, not an expert with insight. Why are you trying to pass off what you say as anything more than the ramblings of an overweight, brain damaged loser?
>>64456584
>black guy gets a huge part in a movie
>isn't the main character
>"he's just the token black guy. They shoehorned him in there"
well yeah. When you cry out for more minority roles too much, they are mostly gonna be token minority roles instead of roles created for any race where the minority just happens to win out on ability/credentials.
>>64457147
fuck off back to whatever hole you crawled out of Chaim.
>>64457261
Exactly what I thought. Now go get curbstomped on your way to McDonald's, tubby. Every single person in your trailer trash family of subhumans combined doesn't match the intellect of a single chimpanzee.
>>64457423
completely unnecessary and you should be ashamed for posting this.
>>64451088
But who is he tho?
>>64457423
I do have brain problems but I know how shekels work and if you're a big company you give the shekel to the reviewer, that's just how the world fucking works!
It's about ethics in entertainment journalism.
>>64456584
>Director JJ Abrams has congratulated himself on the diversity of his casting.
ain't that the truth. have you ever seen anyone so pleased with themselves?
>>64451088
no shit
u still a faggot landis
>>64454981
>Orange tastes better
What the fuck are you talking about? Apple tastes a hell of a lot better than fucking oranges. Have fun ruining the enamel of your teeth with all that acidic juice.
Holy fuck. He got DrewAtHitFlix in a pissy mood.
>>64456264
Because every movie he writes gets terrible critic reviews
>>64455793
ok bob
Max I love you. Just want to go to one of your hollywood parties and meet Milana
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