Is this the worst scene in cinema?
http://youtube.com/watch?v=WDhFVZwfe3c
>>64450890
Well, if it isnt, it has to come close.
I am cringing hard on this shit.
Who the fuck writes this and thinks its a good idea?
Arguably.
>tfw I saw this in 3D when it came out
I cant even remember this happening
God I hate Tim Burton so fucking much.
>>64450890
This whole movie was an utter abomination. This was just the icing on an ashitty cake really.
>Burton will never make anything like Edward Scissorhands or BeetleJuice ever again
Feels bad, man.
>>64450890
Alice reproducing the dance would have been worse had the film not finally expired by thus point.
Tres poo-poo ca-ca.
>>64450890
http://youtu.be/6QiOO89JGII
y
>>64450890
those god tier blowjob lips on that white bitch.
>>64451375
why do spergs talk about doing something in a movie as if it's amazing when really there just going full jar jar
>>64450890
>Literally "When a woman includes her opinion on the script" the Scene
Why do women think dancing is so funny?
this is: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNlmRId2FVQ
>>64450890
Honestly, you just know this was a woman's idea. There's no way any man, no matter how homosexual/reddit/liberal, wrote this scene. This is why women don't direct good movie.
>>64451601
jesus christ
>>64451601
oh god.
that is one of the like 3 songs that loop in the gta5 strip club lmao.
>>64451601
>>64451601
my epilepsy
>>64451836
>spending that much time in a video game strip club
reality check mr.reddit
>>64450890
Can someone make this into a white people gif?
>>64450890
Get ready for full cringe!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQBGmBOhQEE
>>64451951
>not being a pathetic waste of oxygen
your posting on /tv/ you faggot, who did you think you were sharing this board with?
>>64451977
Wait, what the fuck is happening?
>>64451977
Why would the pirate king king a song about teenage angst?
>>64451977
That looks like it makes no sense. Is there any justification?
>>64451977
I..I can't
>>64450890
>all those reaction shots
Jesus Christ. Terrible. Take a lap.
>>64452086
Micro-filtered autismconcentrate
>>64451977
Wow this is so wrong.
>>64451977
This is because of Courtney..
>>64451977
Is this... Canada?
>>64451977
Is that Steve Buscemi?
>>64451951
half the missions in the last 3rd of the game are planned in a stripclub
>>64450890
Wew Tim
>>64451977
>Nirvana is angst for kids
Seems accurate. Admiring those dubs, btw.
>>64451977
I literally vocalized "Oh no" when I found out what was going on
>>64451977
Do kids in Canada really still listen to Smells Like Teen Spirit?
>>64451977
god, this was just so utterly confusing.
like.. what? Wait.. huh?
>>64452288
I'm sure it still doesn't make sense if you watch it in context.
>>64451977
Nevermind posting needs to be a thing in 2016 though.
>>64451977
>a worldwide total of $123.1 million, against a budget of $150 million
>Pan has received negative reviews from critics
Well that's a relief
>>64452337
TELL THAT TO KANJIKLUB
>>64452355
>See Also: List of films featuring whitewashed roles
aaaand, happy feeling gone
>>64451977
>that shot where he looks at the camera
>>64450890
Oh god
At what point during production does everyone know a piece of shit like this is a sure bomb? There's no way they could have had that edited and been like yeah this is something people will watch without feeling physically ill
This is a film you're not supposed to watch without at least half a litre of pure LSD in yout bloodstream.
>>64452140
I does make no sense. But I thought it would be cool if Blackbeard was just a normal guy from from the 90s and this was the only song he knew by heart so he made it his theme song.
Neverland is magical so it doesn't need to chronologically line up with the real world.
>>64452403
>a sure bomb
shit was a huge success
>>64452372
>2016
>telling Kanjiklub anything
>>64452403
cognitive dissonance is a hell of a drug
>>64452324
Yeah the whole movie kinda made no sense like that.
Like, the main pirate character isn't even Captain Hook.
>>64452337
the quota for new 2016 memes has already been filled by Never fucking reply to me anon.
>>64451977
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
FUCKING COURTNEY
>>64451977
how is it that something like this happens and nobody steps in to stop it
nobody says, "hang about lads this is shite"?
>>64451375
tim burton seems like such a try hard
So glad I have stayed pure
>>64452446
don't forget anvils. I'm contributing, so this IS allowed.
>>64451601
Why? Why would they do this? Who made this?
>>64450996
You have to remember that this came out when people still thought Depp and Burton could do no wrong together. This is definitely when everyone started to get sick of it though.
>>64451977
I agree Nirvana is overated even though I used to like em a lot and that song in particular is mediocre
But this sounds so out of place and in poor taste. What the fuck were they thinking?
>>64450890
That whole movie is Hobbit tier shitty CGI backgrounds
>>64450890
no this is the worst in movie history:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdvO0tmNjGo
>>64452526
>worst
you mean best
>>64451601
Thank you I was hopping this was posted.
>>64452355
Sad thing is, if this was a Marvel Studios movie people would meme the shit out of it and absolutely love it.
Case in point: Language.
>>64450890
I was with my whole family and half of my family walked out at this part.
>>64451601
Is there a worse superhero movie?
>>64451977
I'm glad courtney love made a cameo at 00:24
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IamZos-s3d0
I dare you to watch the whole thing
>>64451457
Anon, he was hired to do it. You think he's really going to badmouth the movie in some EPK fluff piece DVD extra?
>>64452634
I forgot to add: this isn't a porno. This was accepted at SXSW.
>>64452526
heh, the 80's were a strange time
>>64450890
yes.
it was.
>>64452526
I don't think that's a teddy bear.
>>64452575
Why'd they even stay that long?
I saw this on TV and changed the channel fifteen minutes after she gets into CGI land.
>>64451977
I've always wondered what the atmosphere is like at a premier where the film is shit
If I were Jackman I would have to walk out during this scene
>>64450890
Is Tim burton an autist?
>>64452430
in china i guess. fuck, I didn't realize it made that much.
>>64450890
johnny depp and tim burton are the worst combination ever
>>64451977
Was there not a single producer, editor, or anyone who would have told the director what a shit idea this was?
>>64452634
KEK
>>64452337
Be the change you wish to see in this board
>>64451601
Jesus can't even save that scene
>>64451601
speaking of shitty superhero movies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLntlRklNBU
>>64452526
The late 80's and early 90's seemed comfy as fuck for a teenager or young adult
>>64452526Is it bad that this makes me wanna go to McDicks and get a Big Mac right now?
>>64452403
>At what point during production does everyone know a piece of shit like this is a sure bomb?
Alice in Wonderland made over a billion dollars.
>>64452735
If he had fielded the idea to me, I would think he was joking. Maybe that's what happened.
>>64452526
my favorite part is the asian and black chick at 2:08
>>64452415
>le you'll only understand it if you're tripping meme
It's a shit movie lad
>>64452500
The director of Catwoman is something named Pitof, srs.
>>64452706
My family has shit taste except for my older brother.
>>64452759
Glad daredevil can't see this.
>>64452786
fuck. so if it cost $200m and made $300m domestically is that considered a success?
>>64451977
what in the fuck were they thinking?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PTO8RvI5DU
>>64452913
I guess. It did insanely well in other countries though. Wikipedia claims the non-domestic total was $691,276,000.
>>64452913
retarded foreigners made it a success. if it cost 200; not bad to have 800 B profit
>>64452634
That clip is literally 4chan
>that big "bait" poster on the back
>>64453002
>>64452983
chinese are inbred fucktard cunts that would rather eat tar than watch a good movie
>>64451977
WTF?! i don't even...
>>64452634
seems like a goofy tribute to early John Waters and troma flicks.... I don't see the problem here.
>>64452568
if marvel studios made a movie like that, marvel studios would be over.
>>64450890
my mom and I laughed at this scene in theaters and some people applauded
I wish I was joking
>>64451977
is there any logic to this? are they in a time of when that song was released? like did Blackbeard or whoever the fuck Jackman is go back into human world and hear this song?
wtf
>>64451601
holy shit what the fuck. Definitely worse than the freaky Depp dance. And that's saying something.
>>64452434
kek
>>64453162
Jesus Christ
>>64453149
John Waters is talented. That is not.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSnHM3rn1jc
>>64451977
Can't Jack the Jackman
>>64453188
Never doubt daytime screenings filled with American families.
>>64453211
>John Waters is talented.
That's debatable. He went to shit after pink floyd split up, now all he does is sing shitty versions of pink floyd songs.
>>64451977
What in the name of fuck is happening?
>>64450890
yes this is awful, when I saw it at a packed IMAX you could feel that the audience's anger was so thick in the air you could cut it with a knife.
if this movie didn't come out 3 months after avatar it would not have made anywhere close to a billion dollars
I hope the sequel fucking flops
>>64453229
tips fedora
>>64453229
Which videogame is this?
>>64452759
DD wasn't nearly as bad as it's gotten a rep for.
But yeah this scene is kind of goofy.
>>64451977
>watch Pan flick
> Smells Like Teen Spirit starts playing
>>64452140
Yes.
That's Blackbeard, slavemaster of Neverland, and captain of ship capable of inter-dimensional travel. His slaves are kidnapped from any point in the history of Earth and brought to Neverland. Peter Pan is from 1940s London, Hook is from the 1850s American Wild West, and I guess Blackbeard is a fan of 1990s rock.
>>64452759
i like how the nignogs just start chimping out when it's not even a good fight
>>64453282
>avatar
>holy fuck imax3D is great!
>alice
>holy shit, fuck imax3D, and imax, and everything
it really is funny how quickly something dies because a shitty movie tricks a ton of people.
>>64451601
I just realized that both the best (Spider-man 2) and worst superhero movies ever came out in the same year: 2004, which was twelve years ago. Why are superhero movies still being made?
>>64451977
Am I the only whos tired of this guy's singing?
After hearing him so much in Les Miserables I just want him to shut the fuck up and never open his mouth again if hes going to sing.
>>64450890
yes, it gave me AIDS
>>64453318
affleckDD was exactly as bad as its gotten a rep for.
>>64451977
I swear to fucking god I'm in tears.
Seriously, how the fuck is it possible that no one told the one who thought this shit up 'no, really, that's a fucking retarded idea'? Or even better, why did no one straight up punched him in the face? This must've been hilarious at the cinema.
>>64451977
IMAGINE BEING AT THE PREMIER FOR THIS
>>64453403
considering 99% of the cinemas were empty it was really just painful.
>>64451977
TFW JOE WRIGHT IS LITERALLY NEVER EVER GONNA DIRECT ANOTHER FILM AGAIN
>>64452526
Mac and Me was sponsored by McDonalds.
The title is literally "MAC and Me"
>The film was considered a box office bomb, grossing $6,424,112 in the United States.[2] It had a profit-sharing arrangement with Ronald McDonald Children's Charities.
>>64453428
fact: a lot of cast and crew walk/sneak out of their own premiers.
Joaquin phoenix snuck out of inherent vice, for instance.
That ending where the opium smoking caterpillar accompanies alice to china...
>>64450890
Am i literally the only person who didn't mind this scene and thought it was p cool?
>>64453493
> sponsored by McDonalds
and basically every other corporate entity that existed at the time. Even fucking Valvoline got in on that shit. It was, start to finish, inside and out, a 2 hour long commercial.
>>64453519
i loved it
>>64453229
This is the best scene in the whole movie
This scene drove me insane.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRCM0jWEQjQ
>>64453513
I honestly don't know why this post made me laugh so much.
>>64451977
>this was actually included in a cinematic production
>not once at any level of preproduction, filming or post production did anyone seem to address the fact that this scene is absolutely pigfuckingly retarded
We're entering a brave new world.
>>64452829
That was kind of the joke in case the unrealistic amount didn't make it obvious enough.
>>64453229
>Those fucking dialogues
It sounds like Batman & Robin.
>>64452959
That was directed by Sam Raimi, therefore I forgive him.
>>64453561
How did I not see this coming
>>64451601
>DC
>>64451977
>have father dying of thyroid cancer
>his favorite childhood memory is watching Peter Pan with his dad
>mom thinks it's a good idea to take him to this
>voice in the back of my head tells me this is a bad idea
>go to the theatre
>it's completely empty
>my dad is excited
>we get to this scene
>can feel the cringe sitting next to him, have to close my eyes for the duration of the movie
>mom asks him what he thought
>he tries to feign joy and tells her it was great
>I can see the pain in his eyes as he says it
>>64452526
This is enduring in a fun so-bad-it's-good kind of way. OP is just physically painful to watch.
>>64453561
If there's one thing I don't get about the movie is Bane's voice. I watched it in italian when it came out at the cinema, and when I saw the original scene I legitimately thought there was some strange fan-dubbing going on. Then I realized it was his actual voice. What the hell?
>>64453519
Not really. The kids of the special ed class that went to their trip to the movies loved it too!
>>64453697
Why was someone raised in a prison somewhere in the middle east have a british accent?
>>64451977
>Is this...CANNY-DA
>kids start singing Smells Like Teen Spirit
What in the everloving FUCK am I watching
I knew about this scene for months, but I never ended up watching it until now...dear lord, someone got away with this?
>>64451977
Jacked-Man looks pretty based. But yeah that's fucking awful.
>>64453697
They shot the movie, then Nolan released the intro on IMAX and people flipped over the audio, since Tom was always speaking from behind the mask a lot of retards complained they couldn't understand Bane at all. WB probably pressured Nolan into fixing it somehow, so he brought Hardy to dub all of his dialog again. And for some reason this time Hardy overdid the gypsy accept and that's what ended up in the theatrical release. There's a video on youtube that has an audio comparison of both versions.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvxPkijUT6U
>>64453792
I'm gonna have to watch that and see for myself if it really was hard to understand or what because seriously, what the hell.
>>64453792
video here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZW5qyc2g6U
>>64451325
Big Eyes was very good in a Big Fish way.
>>64453884
>Big Eyes
>Big Fish
For you.
>>64453249
Roger Waters? Innocent mistake, friend
>>64451977
>April 4th 1994
>"Young man, would you care to see the future..... of your music?"
>"Yeah sure why not"
>>64453876
I understand pretty much all of it and english is not even my first language. Who do they even hire for this shit
>>64453876
They fucking ruined it because of it.
>>64451977
This isn't THAT bad
>>64453173
the ship is transdimensional he could come from the 90s
>>64453249
Pros and Cons of Hitchhiking is an amazing album
>>64450890
holy fuck i havent seen this shit since i made the mistake of seeing it in theaters opening night baked out of my mind.
i forgot it was that terrible, had a good, light chuckle (at how horrible it is, especially panning to the other retards faces) throughout the entire vid
>>64453812
implying this isn't a great scene
>>64451977
fucking normies
>>64453812
Are you shittalking the Spongebob movie nigger
>>64450890
That was almost as bad as that little dance Alice does at the end. Like seriously what the fuck
>>64452337
I don't think enough people saw Pan to make anything about it memeworthy.
>>64453606
Tony Stark: Ahh, Junior. You're gonna break your old man's heart.
Ultron: If I have to.
Thor: We don't have to break anything.
Ultron: Clearly you've never made an omelet.
Tony Stark: He beat me by one second.
Pietro Maximoff: Ah, this is funny, Mr. Stark. It's what, comfortable? Like old times?
Tony Stark: This was never my life.
Steve Rogers: [to the twins] You two can still walk away from this.
Steve Rogers: You two can still walk away from this.
Ultron: Oh, we will.
Steve Rogers: I know you've suffered.
Ultron: Uuughh! Captain America. God's righteous man, pretending you could live without a war. I can't physically throw up in my mouth, but...
Thor: If you believe in peace, then let us keep it.
Ultron: I think you're confusing peace with quiet.
Tony Stark: Yuh-huh. What's the Vibranium for?
Ultron: I'm glad you asked that, because I wanted to take this time to explain my evil plan!
>>64450890
God I forgot how much of a lifeless CG clusterfuck this movie was
>>64454606
>>64453876
that accent is shit for bane regardless of being predub or dubbed. Tom Hardy is a moron for using it for him.
>>64453282
Someone at Disney is going to get fired for green lighting a sequel. It will flop miserably now that the 3D gimmick is dead.
>>64453673
Don't lie to us to pull at our heart strings, anon.
>>64451951
If that's below you then you are the minority here you peice of shit
>>64453971
heh
The real reason he killed himself was Courtney Love though.
>>64451977
How much do you want to bet they wanted to use Enter Sandman instead, but couldn't get/afford the rights from Metallica. "We're off to Never Never Land" would have been said when he turns to the camera.
>>64454893
Best part is alice was almost completely responsible for killing 3D.
>>64453876
it just seems to me like the volume of Bane's original voice should've been turned up in the mix. You can't hear his "now's not the time for fear" over the noise of the aircraft
>>64455324
>Reporter Saint Bryan asked Hugh Jackman how that song was picked.
>"That's a great question," said Hugh."We were doing pirate boot camp -- a week of improvs as pirates. Turns out a bunch of adult actors loves playing pirates. We were in our characters about ten hours a day and we started our day by singing songs. So we brought in all these pirates songs --'ho ho ho', sea shanties and it just wasn't jelling.
>"So on the third day Joe [Wright] brought in Nirvana's 'Teen Spirit' and 'Blitzkrieg Bop' ( by The Ramones) and man, it was like we were shot out by a rocket and Joe goes 'That's gonna be the entrance'.
>“The script didn’t have anything like that,” remembers Joe now. “He was just supposed to walk on and make a speech.
>“But during rehearsals, we had a ridiculous pirate boot camp for a week, so Hugh could get to know the other pirates. We were playing music, one day that song came on, everyone started singing, pogoing, and here we are… it was one of those films, where we were liberated to come up with the craziest, silliest ideas and make them real.”
>>64451977
Even in dogshit movies, Jackman is still pretty good.
>>64451977
>Hey guys, remember that scene in Hook where all the pirates are chanting "hook, hook, he's the hook!" Wasn't that awesome?
>Yeah, what if we did that scene again but like... made it more badass somehow.
>How do we make it more badass?
>...Well what if we had everyone chanting like in 300? You know how they go "Ha-room! Ha-room!"
>That's brilliant! But we need to think of a song to go with it. What's a cool song?
>Hold on, let me Google "the coolest songs that kids still totally like."
and that's how this scene was made.
This whole fucking movie was awful
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lXBtQTX9_4
>>64453812
>that scene
Excuse me, the OP said "worst," not "absolute best." Simple mistake, all can be forgiven.
>>64452526
LOOK HOW MUCH FUN IS BEING HAD AT MCDONALDS ALL THE FUCKING TIME HOLY SHIT GET IN HERE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dapip0EHYMI
Someone was paid to write this.
>>64452526
nah, definitely one of the funniest movies of all time
the other scenes posted ITT are pure cringe
>>64451977
THIS IS HOW THE SONG GOT INTO THE FINAL CUT: During production, the cast would do these scenes and chant more fitting songs, but being the hell production that it was, they didn't get it. So the director brings in some more modern rock and for fun they did Smells Like Teen Spirit.
Apparently it everything else was so terrible that THIS IS WHAT THEY ENDED UP USING. WHAT THE FUCK.
>>64451601
thanks, now I have a headache. who the fuck ever thought the twisty camera shot was a good idea?
>>64453229
I mean, it's not great, but he is supposed to be a 1940s boy scout.
>>64451977
This makes me sad because Joe Wright is actually a decent director. Atonement and Hanna are both great.
>>64455346
I'm 100% fine with that though. Fuck 3D, it's a shitty gimmick and it needs to die and wait another 50 years before once more it rears its ugly fucking head.
>>64455495
>tfw you kill two people and get cast in a Jim Carrey knockoff
>>64450890
>Burton does this in hopes to end his contract with dinsey and not do anymore faggot remakes.
>disney forces it to hit a billion dollars
>Burton picks up drinking "I just want to make beetlejuice 2, damn it!"
>>64451977
Holy fuck is Canada really like this?
>>64455640
It was put to good use in avatar.
>>64451977
doesnt peter pan take place in 1910?!
so this is the late 1800s?!
Who the ever loving fuck!?
NIRVANA WASNT GOOD WHEN THEY EXISTED!!!
>>64450890
makes you appreciate the original
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDgVuCJ-rak
>>64455776
I only ever saw the 2d version out of theaters, thought it was a shit flick. I've heard that the 3d was the best part of it. I've never watched a movie in 3d which I actually felt like it added appreciably to the art, only either not noticing it 90% of the time or fucking hating it.
>>64451977
>Is this Canada
>>64455920
The fact it actually put IMAX and 3D to good use is why it became such a sleeper hit, and kept putting asses in seats for about a year.
But there is a lot to hate, if you're trying to.
>>64450890
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9neFAM4uZM
>>64453876
If they'd kept the original "big guy-for you", as shitty as the lines are we wouldn't have the meme. So thank you Tom Hardy and your completely inscrutable reading of "extremely painful" where you vary in note some 500 times, not to mention your tremendous effort on "for you" like you're a third person who's just joined a conversation he wasn't even listening to.
Regardless they both sound like shit. Can you imagine Star Wars if James Earl Jones insisted on reading his lines with both hands covering his mouth and a ridiculously high pitch? Yeah.
>i Am yoUR FatHEr!
>NOOOOOOO!
>FOR you!
>>64451307
Is that an original cap from the show, or a traced-image? It looks fucking good.
>>64452913
yes because breaking even is a profit.
overseas gross is still a gross, as in thats the money they got in their pockets, not ticket sales.
>>64453229
thats not really bad. he's form the 40s and cheesy by our standards.
>>64451601
JESUS CHRIST, I'VE NEVER SEEN THIS.
THE EDITING, THE DIRECTING, KEK O MIGHTY.
SON OF THE MASK SONG TIER
>>64455525
>pointing a gun at a giant crowd of people
the chances of her slaughtering countless innocent lives by firing into that crowd is much higher than her taking out Loki.
>>64453351
to be fair, Avatar pissed me off as well.
you wanna talk cringe, try sitting through a nother white guilt moses shit fest again.
at least HTTYD made it about the characters and toothless was fucking adorable. It wasnt a "hurr durr one side is clearly bad!"
>>64453496
That was probably to smoke though, that guy is a fiend for durries.
>IMPLYING THIS ISN'T
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNlmRId2FVQ
>>64455995
Uh, dog, the reason baneposting happpened s because the lines were shit, and people were trying to convince themselves otherwise.
Though the "extremely painful, for you" does flow better in the original, and only became "big guy for you" once they split up all the lines in redubbing.
>>64456097
Nah, he got in his car and fucking left.
>>64456090
Western society is a permanent existential nightmare and avatar was escapist fantasy where someone actually manages to completely escape that nightmare.
Its okay if you lack the mental capacity to see reality for the nightmare it is.
>>64456165
The lines are shit but his reading and ridiculous voice are what make it unintentionally funny. CIA does help, doe.
>>64455495
>inspector gadget
>awful movie
HOLY SHIT THIS FUCKING BOARD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ElnNwsgw9A0
This is the cringiest
>>64456326
>unintentionally
hardy was clearly hamming the lines up as much as possible. Because goddamn that's a ridiculous situation to be in.
>>64455999
>double dubs and trips
>>64456258
Avatar is extremely simplistic and fails to have an iota of nuance, completely forgoing any subtleties in favor of shoving its easily palatable anti-corporatist, pacifistic, return to nature and live in harmony ideals.
>ooga booga white man bad
>technology bad
>nature good
>don't you want to fuck a navi?
I hope that I've merely taken the bait and that you aren't actually this retarded. For the record, I'm not saying that western society is perfect, but to suggest that someone who dislikes avatar lacks mental capacity is fucking bullshit, it's a movie calculated to appeal to the lowest common denominator.
>>64456525
Not that anon, but I think his point is pretty clear. For as simple as Avatar is, it's escapist as fuck and that likely has to do with the 3D that went into it
>>64451977
>the black man introduces Blackbeard like some WWE star
Every fucking time
>>64456258
reality as a nightmare is far more interesting.
a faggy fantastical fairy planet is one note and boring. its conflict that makes man what it is.
i rather be sent to THIS universe.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0cxNbz4yKc
or this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l78VNe_dhAM
Thats far more interesting and less boring because the conflict and tension make the fantastical peaceful moments all the better.
they're examples of the finest moments in a man's life.
Avatar is fucking lame.
At least HTTYD has damn vikings and dragons doing battle as well as exploration.
"Western society is a permanent existential nightmare "
No, its fucking amazing. The fact you think it's a nightmare makes you weak.
>>64456525
Considering its a movie where the paganism isn't just ritualistic and symbolic, where its all completely literal, and people/navi are performing organic direct brain interfacing with a literal living god, not to mention riding goddamn dragons... what the hell is wrong with you?
>>64454893
It's gonna get curbstomped by X-Men, which opens on the same day
>>64456606
Well, society needs people like you to perpetuate the nightmare.
>>64456673
>Marvel cannibalizing X-Men's profits by releasing Cap before so that Fox has to sell X-Men back to them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDle00tZJFE
>>64451977
Why does he ask if this is Canada? What did he mean by this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eb8cVtBSX9A
>>64456660
Superfluous fluff that's not important to a film. Some of the best films ever have no fantastical elements, and some of the worst certainly do.
>>64456606
RIP Mako.
>>64451977
>black British pirate in a fantasy film singing Nirvana
>>64456800
>Superfluous fluff
Feel free to elaborate on that statement.
>>64451601
that was some avante garde editing. really makes you think
>>64454606
That can't be a scene from Avengers 2. It doesn't have someone start a quip and then get hit halfway through so Joss doesn't have to come up with a punchline.
>>64456673
except for whats gonna pretty much curb stomp both
>>64451601
Holy lord of all cocks
i couldn't even finish that
>>64456823
Okay, people riding dragons can be horrifying, and brain interfacing with a god sounds like it could be some eldritch abomination tier shit going on. They could have told the same story at the bottom of the sea with the lost city of atlantis, inhabited by mermaids who ride giant squid and communicate with Leviathan. Or they could have told it with Indians...
>>64456823
He means it has no substance, its shallow wonderment to pull at the audience. It has no value outside fo asthetics, and it therefore meaningless. Even in terms of skill and craft it means nothing, unlike say, an oil painting.
because the concept is so simple and lacks almost any discipline except for what money you shell out to people.
>>64456958
or how about this, what if mind melding with the "god" is actually a giant parasite that enslaves the whole civilization, which explains their xenophobia and disinterest against any technology or education.
It could very much be a false god.
it may be proto fucking gravemind from halo!
>>64451601
Why would kids encourage this
>>64452526
>actually being outrun by a guy in a wheelchair
>>64456258
are you retarded?
>>64456958
Except the central reason anyone gave a shit about the navi is because everything with them was completely literal. They were literally making dragons, Sleipnirs, and other god-like representations of earth animals (rhinos, panthers, etc) into extension of themselves and becoming extensions of them, and controlling them only through force of will.
If it was just indians or niggers on the bottom of the ocean, your read would be correct. But pandora was literally more for anyone lucky enough to either be a navi or an avatar.
So... what the fuck is wrong with you?
>>64450890
I...i...i think it probably is.
Jesus fucking Christ...
>>64451601
I wish the camera and shots were like this the whole movie.
>>64457272
Wow, you got me. It sure would expand my horizons to mind meld with a beast. I could never see the appeal wearing off as I live the rest of my life living like a primitive hunter gatherer surrounded by savages. Luckily, fantasy medicine will heal all my wounds and I will age gracefully with no conflict because everything is perfectly mediated by a god. There is nothing infantile about this fantasy at all, and I am wrong for wanting more nuance and depth to characters in movies. Fuck me, I'm such a moron!
>>64450890
What makes this amazingly autistic is the cutting back to the characters just sort of standing there half-jamming along awkwardly.
>>64457397
So the idea of being able to get out of your head holds zero appeal to you.
Direct brain interfacing, zero appeal.
What
the fuck
is wrong
with you
>>64451977
this is not happening
>>64451977
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>>64455525
http://youtu.be/-eJRmdfMlbs
>Some people actually liked it
>>64457530
so you approve of virtual reality enslavement?
fucking sheep.
>>64457530
You're beyond fucking retarded. Cool concepts don't fucking matter, you can explore the same kinds of themes in other media, you aren't beholden to a movie for the concept. Just becaue such an idea in a movie doesn't make it free from criticism. I'm done wasting my time with you since you're either trolling me or you're 16.
P.S. - I'd rather watch/play a cyberpunk movie/game if you want to talk about getting out of my head.
