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Daily reminder that they actually made a third fucking Death Star
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Daily reminder that they actually made a third fucking Death Star
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>>64449665
Daily reminder they made like 5 of these explodey pieces of shit.
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It's treason then.
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Please tell me I'm not the only one who saw Kylo Ren grabbing Hux by the neck with the force an hour before that actually happened.
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>>64449665
Daily reminder that are you this guy?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNAy7yCMyBw
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>>64449665
...and destroyed it just as easy as the other 2.
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But this time is BIGGER
And can destroy SEVERAL planets at once
Fucking different!
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>>64449866
And and and it can fire through HYPERSPACE and and its rift means it can be seen by the ENTIRE galaxy!
And and also it drinks entire stars like a juice box!
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>>64449706
>US builds 5
>Loses 2 because they explode and constantly fucking have issues

>USSR builds 1 shuttle - the Buran
>No accidents in 14 years of use
>Destroyed by the collapse of a hardened/reinforced hanger bay.
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>>64450012
>14 years of use
>1 flight then left in the hangar
Weird definition of use anon.
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>>64449665
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When the movie you're making a sequel for has a planet destroying space station as the primary threat, there's not a whole lot of ways you can up the ante going forward. Maybe you're too retarded to realize that.
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No its a "starkiller"
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>>64450095
>more effective

They literally BTFO the entire New Republic in one go and were still ready to do more with it. It was lazy writing but the new Death Star at least was effective
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How did this even get approved? It's literally 10 year old writing his first Star Wars fan fiction after seeing ANH for the first time tier writing
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>>64450269
Another thing JJ fucked up, the size comparison
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>>64450095
They could probably just factory produce nukes and destroy any planet they wanted
>b-but planetary defenses
Just send it straight to the core via hyperspace
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>>64450380
>star wars doesn't use RKVs even though they can go hundreds of times the speed of light

Literally what the fuck
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>>64450380
They're probably going to come up with some dumb EU reason why the Millennium Falcon was able to do that and how it can't be weaponized
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>>64450306

J.J.
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>>64450374
I remember the death star II being twice the I
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>>64450306
My thoughts exactly. It just blows my mind when I try to imagine a group of well paid, professional film makers that all agree re hashing the Death Star but bigger and badder would be a good idea
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So First Order is Japan and they succesfully Pear Harbor'd the whole New Republic?
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>>64451010
Hai.
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>>64451010
if Pearl Harbor was the destruction of every US state and its entire army, yes
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>>64451542
The republic wasn't destroyed baka, only the capital and a couple of near planets, the republic is much bigger than just a solar system.

They lost all their fleet and army though.
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>>64449665

>First is the worst
>Second is the best
>Third is the one with the hairy chest

what were they trying to tell us?
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>>64450073
this, and it's one flight wasn't even manned. It was remotely controlled
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>>64451902
They mention the entire republic fleet has been destroyed in the movie. The senate is gone.

JJ wanted it to be Coruscant but was denied.
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>>64452052
Yeah, but that's not the entire republic, that's like blowing up Washington DC and say the entire US were destroyed.
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Malak's way of wrecking planets is better
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>>64452109
uh no dude the republic is gone
the whole solar system went
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Really?
Well, I guess they didn't want to risk anything in this one.
You know what. Just Watch the 1st and maybe second ones , sorry, "episodes 4 and 5" , they are the best. If you feel the urge to watch another pieces of the same shit, just sit down and grab a good book to read.
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>>64452166
The republic is not only one system, read the books, the capital of the new republic (Hosnian Prime) and a couple of near planets blew up, sure, but that's not the whole republic.
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>>64449665
In ANH and ROTJ, the death star was central to the plot of the movie. It was fleshed out, it was introduced early on and had pacing to build it up to the climax.

In TFA, the starkiller basically just gets unveiled during the 3rd act and then they go to destroy it. No context. No build-up. They just drop it in at the end of the movie and then sirens go off. Felt like a literal final boss level from a video game more than a plot element of a movie.
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>it absorbs the energy of the sun until it's gone
>the planet is frozen over before the first firing so we know it didn't have very many suns like Tattooine
>the sun is there after the first firing
Can anyone explain this?
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>>64452314
More than a sun affects a planet's temperature.
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It's too bad really. For a second there I thought the leaked starkiller plans would have been leaked on purpose, that the rebellion would divert all their forces to the supposed weakness in the design only for it to turn out to be a trash compactor or something and the laser would still be fully operational.
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>>64452314
it moved
it sucks up one star per shot
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>>64452314
It doesn't need the whole sun to power up.
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>>64449665
Is this also supposed to have a hidden meaning?
>Third Reich
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>>64452441
It can move?
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>>64452261
Read the novelisation, direct quote "the Republic... it's gone"
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>>64449706
They were a blast though.
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>>64452481
>Republic is formed by several systems
>Only one is gone
>Republic...it's gone
Well, the one who said that is stupid, sure, the most important system is gone, the one who held the senate and the fleet, but that doesn't mean the whole republic was destroyed.
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>>64452627
They mention the fleet being destroyed in the movie. Did you even watch it?
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>>64452627
if the government and the army are gone, what is left?
just a collection of worlds with no leaders or protectors not bound together by anything
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If you could accelerate things to the speed of light, why even bother creating something to blow up a planet, when you could just throw something at near the speed of light?
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>>64452666
Did you even read any of my posts? yes, I already mentioned that the fleet, the army and the senate are gone, this is the 3rd time I mention it, but the whole republic isn't gone.
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>>64452273
>the starkiller basically just gets unveiled during the 3rd act and then they go to destroy it. No context. No build-up.
Confirmed for not actually paying attention during the movie.
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>>64452756
Because hyper space is not travelling through real space.
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>>64450844
Seems like the it worked pretty good to me. Maybe that's why you are a major film or television producer.
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>>64452728
>No leaders
Leaders should be still in their planets as usual, the republic has the senate with representants of each planet, senators, they only lost those, unless misteriously all leaders were reunited in the republic at that exact moment. They also lost the Chancellor, but this has much less power than its precesors to not make the history repeat itself.
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>>64452885
the republic is gone
only the resistance remains
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>>64452756
hyperspace is a different dimension in which you can travel faster than light, but once you jump off it you go to your normal speed.
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>>64450224
except the destruction of the five planets felt insignificant as fuck.
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>>64452885
Destroying Hosnian system caused a chain reaction that blew up half the galaxy destroying all planets that were part of the Republic, is that hard to understand?
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>>64452804
Oh please. Yeah, they were literally on it but it just seemed like some planet.
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wow it was pretty fucking easy to defeat the republic

they just let that small bunch of extremists build their superweapon, like yeah okay you want to blow up our capital system with your starkiller fine whatever
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>>64449711
Tell that to Kanjiklub, then
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>>64449665

daily reminder that

>old mentor dies at the end
>a spherical space station gets blown up

BOLD NEW DIRECTION FOR STAR WARS, BRAVO LUCAS

>old mentor dies at the end
>spherical space station gets blown up

"DISNEY WANTED TO MAKE A RETRO MOVIE FOR THE FANS." LOL THAT'S RIGHT LUCAS TELL THOSE EVIL BASTARDS AT DISNEY
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>>64453096
I AM the kanjiklub
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>>64451966
>that the fourth gets the treasure chest

Is it true then? Does Rey get BTFO next movie?
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>>64450306
The average movie goer has very low standards, and many aren't even familiar with the original movies.

There are retards all over this board who genuinely like TFA, Marvel movies, etc., so no one's really going to care about rehashing a plot like this. Disney and Abrams knew they could get away with this and the critics would still approve.
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>>64452865
>Seems like the it worked pretty good to me
How? Are you saying it because of sales? I guess Transformers movies are well written then.
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I just can believe how lazy the writing was.

Same planet-destroyer weapon, still gets destroyed so easily.
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>>64452521
Hello reddit.
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>>64453494
>HAHAHA MOM I SAID REDDIT AGAIN
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Shitty unfuny puns are redditcore as fuck because they pander to lowest common denominator karma farming. It's objective fact and makes posters easy to spot here.
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You gotta make 7 Death Stars to compete with the 7 Halos.
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