IV:
>For luck.
V:
>I'm looking for someone.
>Looking? Found someone, you have, I would say, hmmm? GUHUHEEHUHU!
VI:
>Who are you?
>Someone who loves you.
I
>Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering. I sense much fear in you.
II
>From the moment I met you, all those years ago, not a day has gone by when I haven't thought of you. And now that I'm with you again... I'm in agony. The closer I get to you, the worse it gets. The thought of not being with you- I can't breath. I'm haunted by the kiss that you should never have given me. My heart is beating... hoping that kiss will not become a scar. You are in my very soul, tormenting me... what can I do?- I will do anything you ask. If you are suffering as much as I am, PLEASE, tell me.
III
>Anakin, if one is to understand the great mystery, one must study all its aspects, not just the dogmatic narrow view of the Jedi. If you wish to become a complete and wise leader, you must embrace...a larger view of the Force. Be careful of the Jedi, Anakin. They fear you. In time, they will destroy you. Let me show you the true nature of the Force. Only through me can you achieve a power greater than any Jedi! Learn to know the dark side of the Force, and you will be able to save your wife from certain death.
>people will still say the prequels have bad dialogue and OT is better
That quote from Clones is aweful though. Probably one of the worst scenes in the franchise.
Here's your reply
autism in motion cherrypicker
And are these the best quotes you could get from the prequels? Wow
>>64448998
I see you are not mature enough yet to appreciate tragic romance.
>>64448884
>I
>II
are you really telling me you thought this was the best dialogue the prequels had to offer
the one you picked from III isn't that bad out of context but in context it should have made that autistic fuck Ani start wondering about this fucking guy
Meanwhile...
VII:
>That's not how the Force works!
>This is the ship that made the Kessel Run in fourteen parsecs?
>TWELVE!
>I will remove these restraints and leave this cell with the door open.
>BEN!
Literally memes: the movie.
Nice cherrypicking
Yodas speech about how his ally is the Force is the greatest
>>64449182
tell that to kanjiklub
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVJyf5yKxuo
The prequels DO have some awful dialogue, but they also have some GOAT exchanges
TFA didn't have a single memorable line, everything was just OMG SO QUIRKY XDD and felt rushed
Strike me down and I will become more powerful than any prequel.
>>64449125
>>64448884
autism
>>64449272
The part when he lifts Luke's X-wing out of the swamp and subsequent dialogue is literally the best part of the saga
>I don't believe it
>That is why you fail
>>64448884
>OT has short moments of awkwardness
>PT has long, agonizing scenes of cringe
>somehow this is the same
>>64449344
But that didn't even make any sense since Obi-Wan didn't do anything that he couldn't have done without dying.
Literally give a walkie-talkie to Luke and scream "USE THE FORCE YOU FUCKING IDIOT" from time to time and you would have the same effect.
>>64448884
There's nothing wrong with the one you picked for V. Just yoda being a wacky old coot. You are autistic.
>Yoda: Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? And well you should not. For my ally is the Force, and a powerful ally it is. Life creates it, makes it grow. Its energy surrounds us and binds us. Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter. You must feel the Force around you; here, between you, me, the tree, the rock, everywhere, yes. Even between the land and the ship.
>I cant do it. It's too big.
>Size matters not. Look at me, judge me by my size do you?
>And well you should not. For my ally is the Force, and a powerful ally it is. Life creates it. Makes it grow. It's power...surrounds us...and binds us. Luminous beings are we! Not this crude matter. You must feel the Force AROUND you!
>>64449430
>>64449344
he did not become more powerful
indeed he lost his body and power, could've just advised luke while alive
>>64449492
>>64449509
Ally mind
>>64449509
>I can't do it. It's too big.
>>64449430
He meant because luke would be spurred on to defeat vader. Obi wan becomes more powerful because he has the support of vaders son
>>64449492
Yeah V had some of the better dialogue when it came to the force then any of the other movies.
I personally love:
>Luke: "Is the dark side stronger?"
>Yoda: "No, no, no. Quicker, easier, more seductive."
>Luke: "But how am I to know the good side from the bad?"
>Yoda: "You will know... when you are calm, at peace, passive.
>>64449591
except obi and yoda never wanted luke to face vader
only until he became on actual jedi
indeed they would've never told him he was his father
>>64449430
Obi-wan became an undefeatable ghost teacher
His teachings along with yodas allowed luke to redeem Vader and indirectly kill sheev
>>64449574
DROPPED
>>64449591
His death barely even affected Luke, he would try to destroy the Death Star anyway.
>ah well obi-wan is dead I guess I kinda miss him like I miss my pet womp rat back home
>>64449629
Yeah so now obi wan can give him advice at any time and train him.
>>64449693
can't really
he needed an alive yoda to train him
>>64449738
One thing I never got
Are force ghosts immortal? Or do they have go at some point?
>Sand
>Killing younglings
>I wish I could just wish these feelings away
>Spinning
>High ground
>Yousa in deep doodoo
>Lost the will to live
>The oppression of the sith will never return
>>64449781
they can't cheat death (the force)
they can only stay a short while
>>64449820
>>The oppression of the sith will never return
But that's a good one you silly willy.
>Droid, please!
Historical moment in cinema.
>>64450078
why did Empire look better than Return?
did Return have a lower budget or was it the director?
>>64450078
DUDE SAND LMAO
>>64450182
also does anyone have a New Hope and/or Return mosaic? Cant find one on google and my blurays arent in reach right now
>>64450268
I'd like a mosaic for all 7 movies
>>64450318
?
There are only 6.
>>64450078
All those scenes were like iconic.
i will say that the scene with the destroyer in the desert in TFA was fairly beautiful.
>>64450328
Some "people" consider that fan fiction reboot that's currently in the cinemas as canon. Just disregard them anon
>>64448884
>From the moment I met you, all those years ago, not a day has gone by when I haven't thought of you. And now that I'm with you again... I'm in agony. The closer I get to you, the worse it gets. The thought of not being with you- I can't breath. I'm haunted by the kiss that you should never have given me. My heart is beating... hoping that kiss will not become a scar. You are in my very soul, tormenting me... what can I do?- I will do anything you ask. If you are suffering as much as I am, PLEASE, tell me.
Did Lucas rip that from a cheap novel?
>>64450369
That and the very first shot of the ship eclipsing the planet.
Literally only those two are memorable.
>>64450328
>>64450392
I wanted to compare the PT and OT to TFA but keep memeing faggots
>>64450463
Gayer than two Protocol droids banging
>>64448884
>From the moment I met you, all those years ago, not a day has gone by when I haven't thought of you. And now that I'm with you again... I'm in agony. The closer I get to you, the worse it gets. The thought of not being with you- I can't breath. I'm haunted by the kiss that you should never have given me. My heart is beating... hoping that kiss will not become a scar. You are in my very soul, tormenting me... what can I do?- I will do anything you ask. If you are suffering as much as I am, PLEASE, tell me.
this is great... it just wasn't delivered properly
very Shakespearean
>>64449277
>77
star wars was released in 1977
>>64448884
>From the moment I met you, all those years ago, not a day has gone by when I haven't thought of you. And now that I'm with you again... I'm in agony. The closer I get to you, the worse it gets. The thought of not being with you- I can't breath. I'm haunted by the kiss that you should never have given me. My heart is beating... hoping that kiss will not become a scar. You are in my very soul, tormenting me... what can I do?- I will do anything you ask. If you are suffering as much as I am, PLEASE, tell me.
sorry did you just actually cite this as a good piece of writing
are you a school shooter or the member of a mid-00s pop punk band?
god this meme of liking the prequels is so bad, you're going to get idiots who will believe the shit you say and ruin this board even more
>>64450925
Confirmed for uncultured underage.
2 /lit/ 4 u
>>64450833
Anakin should have turned evil at the end of Episode 2. Padme (who would have had the twins already) kills herself out of sadness. Anakin is furious and blames Obi-Wan, and that sets up the final duel.
That would have been much more Shakespearean, and better, than what we got.
>>64450833
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1u6B8E47SYq
>>64451005
This is not /lit/. This is Sam's Club bargain bin.
>>64451127
I won't disagree except to say that should be at beginning of 3 with more bro stuff in 2
>>64451162
that's some real shakespeare there bub
>>64451216
I would have done away with 1 altogether. Start right off with Anakin in his 20s, possibly married. None of this monastic stuff either.
>>64450328
?
There are only 4.
>Star Wars
>The Empire Strikes Back
>Return of the Jedi
>Star Wars: The Force Awakens
>>64451176
You must be 18 to post here.
>>64451461
someone WILL fall for this
>>64451606
Why are you here then? Sounds like you're in 9th grade desu
>>64451461
This nigger gets it.
>>64451796
>no u
gud 1
>>64451832
No he doesn't, and neither do you.
>>64451881
he doesn't like you
>>64451881
Actually you're the one who doesn't get it.
>>64451933
You just watch yourself.
>>64451993
>no u
gu1 1
>>64452122
I'll be careful
>>64452145
YOU'LL BE DEAD
>>64450369
I really liked when the X-Wing flew across the lake
>>64452178
No you didn't.
>>64452174
This little one's not worth the effort. Come, let me get you something.
>>64452268
BZZZZZZ
PEEW PEEW
>>64452178
>>64452235
You didn't actually like it.
It was carefully designed to fool you into liking it.
>>64452301
>Bartender: No blasters! No blasters!
>>64450885
>85
Howard the Duck was released in 1985
>>64452499
>99
The Phantom Menace was released in 1999
>>64452499
>99
The Phantom Menace was released in 1999
>>64452559
I beat ya bro
>>64452559
>>64452550
The exceedingly rare dubpost.
>>64452592
:^(
>>64448884
>more words = better dialog
Literally, L I T E R A L L Y top pleb, right next to >characters need to be likeable for me to enjoy the movie
>>64450078
these are in the wrong chronological order and it's triggering me
>>64452611
and then you got dubs
>>64452662
this guy gets it
>>64452662
>>more words = better dialog
Who are you quoting?
>>64449574
Which one was in starwars?
>>64452683
No, he doesn't. And neither do you.
>>64452692
The OP because that's what he's implying, you fucking ape.
>>64452662
I picked the short ones for comedic effect, not necessarily because they are bad.
>>64452729
he doesn't like you
>>64452729
Actually you're the one who doesn't get it.
>>64452769
I get it.
>>64452730
>implying he implied that
When will this meme of liking the prequels die
>>64452812
When you kill yourself
>>64448884
>ITT we cherry pick good and bad lines to bolster our arguments
You didn't even try that hard, OP. That line from V is boss and your line from II is utter trash.
>>64452751
You just watch yourself.
>>64452769
no u
gud 1
>>64452801
>implying I implied he implied that
You've been babbled.
>implying he didn't
>*kisses cheek*
>Fuck me.
What did she mean by this?
>>64452812
It's not a meme bud.
>33 posters
>96 replies
Good thread.
>>64452888
>line from II is utter trash.
'no'
>>64452894
I'll be careful
>>64448884
>II
>>From the moment I met you, all those years ago, not a day has gone by when I haven't thought of you. And now that I'm with you again... I'm in agony. The closer I get to you, the worse it gets. The thought of not being with you- I can't breath. I'm haunted by the kiss that you should never have given me. My heart is beating... hoping that kiss will not become a scar. You are in my very soul, tormenting me... what can I do?- I will do anything you ask. If you are suffering as much as I am, PLEASE, tell me.
>III
>>Anakin, if one is to understand the great mystery, one must study all its aspects, not just the dogmatic narrow view of the Jedi. If you wish to become a complete and wise leader, you must embrace...a larger view of the Force. Be careful of the Jedi, Anakin. They fear you. In time, they will destroy you. Let me show you the true nature of the Force. Only through me can you achieve a power greater than any Jedi! Learn to know the dark side of the Force, and you will be able to save your wife from certain death.
This is bad dialogue. The more you rely on the actor's ability to deliver it, the more likely it is that it will come out sounding terrible. Too much bad dialogue is like sand, it's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere. So while something like this:
>For luck.
May not be especially enlightening prose, it plays to the strengths of film, even more so when dealing with actors of questionable talent.
I will say that this:
>>Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering. I sense much fear in you.
is not actually that bad. It's short, it flows nicely, and although it doesn't really stand up to further examination, that can be overlooked depending on how it is delivered (both from the actor, and the pace of the film).
>>64452953
>what is conversation
great post
>inb4 I trole u
>>64452953
>he posts once and closes the thread
>>64452998
Terrible post.
>dialogue is bad because an actor might fuck up
l o l
>>64452812
Prequel-haters are Reddit incarnate.
Those who worship TFA are even worse.
>>64452974
YOU'LL BE DEAD
>VII
>TRAITORRRRRRRR
>>64453035
I like to ask a question unrelated to the topic at hand but that I know will get replies and then close the threads I'm in.
>>64453100
This little one's not worth the effort. Come, let me get you something.
>>64453100
What did he mean by this?
Seriously, no memes. What was he so mad? Luke was as passive as possible.
>III
>"UGAHASUHA"
>>64453217
hve you been to a club with a bunch of roided douche bags drinking and being general fuckfaces...
same thing
>>64453335
it's big guy low self esteem picking on the little guy he knows he can wipe the floor with syndrome
>>64453077
you go girl
OT PURISTS BTFO!
No, but seriously, OP is retarded if he thinks that his cherry picked dialogues validate his opinion.
Here, let me try
V:
>Do. Or do not. There is no try.
I:
>Hey, you-sa! Stop-pa dere!
>>64453137
BZZZZZZ
PEEW PEEW
>>64453437
Leave Colo claw fish out of this.
>>64453515
>Bartender: No blasters! No blasters!
>>64453437
>>Hey, you-sa! Stop-pa dere!
But the delivery of that line is great.
>>64453437
The Star Trek ship looks like an anvil from the thumbnail.
>37 posters
>121 replies
Good thread.
>>64453669
Comfy thread
>>64453700
this guy get's it
>>64453883
pls no
no more
>>64454030
HE DOESN'T LIKE YOU
>>64454030
NO HE DOESN'T AND NEITHER DO YOU
ACTUALLY YOU'RE THE ONE WHO DOESN'T GET IT
HE DOESN'T LIKE YOU
YOU JUST WATCH YOURSELF
NO U
GUD 1
I'LL BE CAREFUL
YOU'LL BE
D
E
A
D
>>64449182
>Who talks first? I talk first?
>>64453057
Not quite what I said. The more dialogue there is, the more bad dialogue shines through. Hence "too much bad dialogue."
Bad dialogue can be hidden by having very little dialogue at all. But, you can't make up for bad dialogue by having a lot of it.
>>64449172
It DID make Anakin start wondering about this fucking guy. Do you not remember the scene this line is in?
It's the one where Anakin figures out that Sheev's a Sith Lord and draws his damn lightsaber on him, but rather than trying to kill him right there, he does the right thing and reports to Mace Windu.
>>64454224
>Sheev's a Sith Lord
A sith LORD?!
>>64452711
The white girl in the blue dress is Daisy Ridley, obviously.
The guy in the upper-right of most of the webm who's like singing along to something is John Boyega.
>>64454167
Well okay, but that doesn't mean more dialogue is inherently worse.
And I don't personally think the PT quotes in the OP are overwrought.
>>64454142
This little one's not worth the effort. Come, let me get you something.
How canon is too canon?
>>64452611
The Star Wars Blu-Rays were released in 2011.
>>64454394
http://www.eurobricks.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=37202&st=25
This is all canon.
>>64454394
Canon says that Kylo made those stories up as a kid when he played with his LEGOs and he joined the dark side when his favorite play set was trampled by a Tauntaun.
LUKE
He says it's the best he can do.
Since the XP-38 came out, they're
just not in demand.
BEN
It will be enough.
This is a more in-depth dive into the economy than ever given in the "boring" Ep I.
>>64454394
>white sith
??
>>64454485
Let's look very briefly at the Episode I script:
http://www.imsdb.com/scripts/Star-Wars-The-Phantom-Menace.html
Mentions of....
Trade route(s): 2
Embargo(es): 0
Tax(es)/taxation: 2
Regardless, the bulk of the movie's actual content has nothing to do with those things. It's about lightsaber battles and podraces and spaceships exploding. A New Hope is about an armored space station which was built to do away with the civil bureaucracy and put local governors directly in charge of various territorial jurisdictions as a means to greater consolidate power within the central government. To say that the bulk of the movie's story revolves around these political developments would be 100% accurate, but also incredibly misleading.
>>64454539
All the names are shit.
>Hans Olo
>>64448884
How the fuck can any one person be so fucking dumb
>>64454650
I don't know you tell me.
>>64454650
*stands up at a towering 5'9"*
I'm OP, you want to take this outside?
>>64449574
>still would
>>64449591
>vader's wife's son
>>64449323
what a retarded scene
that's the best you could do?
grow up. these movies are for autistic children and you're one of them
>>64448884
That fucking line from episode II is straight out of Twilight
>III
>No...NO! NO! YOU WILL DIE
I'd like to note this makes no sense in response to "You have lost"
>>64455475
yeah I don't get this
why was the emphasis on "YOU" here
Mace never said "you're gonna die Sheev"
>>64450833
>Shakespearean
What the fuck are you on about
He would never write this utter shit
>>64452953
comfy as fuck
>>64455719
>He would never write this utter shit
he thinks Shakespeare actually wrote what he historically documented to have written
pleb
>>64454142
>>64454350
Keep going, everyone on the train is staring as I laugh out
LOUD
O
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