>movie starts
>camera pans over an open coffin
>"yep, that's me.
this has literally NEVER happened
Name twenty movies where that happened, faggot.
>>64445198
name twenty movies where this didn't happen
>/tv/ starts
>stupid frogposter makes a thread
>"But I wasn't always like this."
>>64445234
>it ain't me starts playing
>protagonist is preparing for a mission (to save the day/world)
>we see him fail by running against walls and getting injured
>he gets the hang of it and masters it
>next shot is him being done with the preparation, ready to attack
Who wants to see the same shit in a movie over and over again? This has been done to death
>>64445177
What about the movie where the kid turns into a vampire or some shit?
>>64445240
"It all started one crazy morning"
>meme starts
>camera memes over an open meme
>"yep, that's meme.
>>64445159
name 100 pieces of kino from the last 5 years where this happens
>>64445225
big lebowski,matrix,moon,star wars:tfa,mad max,mad max 2,mad max 3,four rooms,toy story,moonwalker,rum diaries,citizen kane,alien,predators,twin peaks:fire walk with me,princess and the frog,frank,face off,ghost rider,avengers 2
>>64445694
>>64445694
If you ever reply to me again I will fucking kill you
>>64445159
>kino starts
>camera pans over an anvil
>"yep, that's my mom's husband."
>It ain't me starts playing in 2 seconds
>you have 1
I prefer the local cinéma memes 2bh, the ones with Eagles, crab legs, singles polices, etc
>I got the DA breathing down my neck!
>>64445752
Hi
>>64446041
GET OFF MY FUCKING BOARD
>Movie begins with character's morning routine
>Only Shootin' Stars Break the Mold™ by Smashmouth starts playing
>>64445198
Yep, That's me! (1930), Yep, That's me! 2 (1931), Yep, That's me! 3 (1932), Yep, That's me! 4 (1933), Yep, That's me! 5 (1934), Yep, That's me! 6 (1935), Yep, That's me! 7 (1936), Yep, That's me! 8 (1937), Yep, That's me! 9 (1938), Yep, That's me! 10 (1939), Yep, That's me! 11 (1940), Yep, That's me! 12 (1941), Yep, That's me! 13 (1942), Yep, That's me! 14 (1943), Yep, That's me! 15 (1944), Yep, That's me! 16 (1945), Yep, That's me! 17 (1946), Yep, That's me! 18 (1947), Yep, That's me! 19 (1948), Yep, That's me! 20 (1949)
>>64446509
he's right desu
>>64445159
>"yep that's me" starts playing
>>64445159
>>64445240
>>64445455
>>64445495
>>64445733
>>64445831
>>64446008
>>64446208
Fucking idiot frogposters
>>64446634
nice projecting
>load of high school kids laughing at some nerd amidst an embarrassing fuck up
>yep, that's me
>camera zooms in on jock bully alpha
>are you kidding? No no no, THATS me!
>pans to nerd
>glad we got there eventually! So yeah, my life wasn't exactly great. But life was about to change BIG TIME. And, to tell that story, we're gunna have to wind back a bit
>rewinds through his life with vhs sound effect
>my fifth birthday party, that's me in the little hat. How'd it end up like it did? You're not gunna believe it...
>movie starts
>>64447121
Kek
