>TIME STOPS, DOOKU LOOKS INTO CAMERA
>WHOA WHOA WHOA. YOUR PROBABLY WONDERING HOW I GOT HERE.
>As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a Sith. To me, being a Sith was better than being Supreme Chancellor of the Galactic Republic. Even before I first wandered into Coruscant for a youngling job, I knew I wanted to be a part of them. It was there that I knew that I belonged. To me, it meant being somebody in a star system that was full of nobodies. They weren't like anybody else. I mean, they did whatever they wanted. They double-parked in front of a sandcrawler and nobody ever gave them a ticket. In the summer when they played Dejarik all night, nobody ever called the Jedi.
>>64438819
>instrumental for Under Pressure starts playing
>>64439092
Somebody get an ambulance, anon's having a stroke.
Robot Chicken already did this with Sheev
they did it to Teenage Wasteland
>>64438819
>Dejarik
>not Sabacc
>>64439205
And it was glorious
>>64439205
this
it was good
>>64439205
I really liked Robot Chicken's Sheev though.
Audible kek
>>64439205
>teenage wasteland
triggered
OUT HERE IN THE FIELDS
>>64438819
top zozzle
OFFICIAL THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gY5rztWa1TM
>>64438819
Great thread, and makes me wonder how funny an actual Scorsese SW would be.
>>64439445
Where the fuck is this from anyway?
>>64438819
What is this a parody of? It sounds so familiar but it can't come to mind.
>>64439603
>Baba O'Reily
This song is Teenage Wasteland.
>>64439854
the monologue is a parody of the one in goodfellas, although he doesn't say anything like "whoa whoa you're probably wondering how i got here"
>>64439854
>>64439961
There was one at the start of megamind but I'm sure I've seen it in multiple movies over the years.
>>64439205
>Teenage Wasteland
The title of the song is "Fortunate Son" you redditor
>>64440157
>It aint smee
requesting the obi wan trainspotting monologue. much better than this dreck
>>64439603
>The Who
Literally who?
requesting the obi wan trainspotting pasta. much better than this dreck
>>64440372
It aint Smee, it aint Smeeeee
I aint no fortinute Juan
>>64438819
Oh man, I would watch the hell out of a Dooku origin story.
>a Jedi allowed to keep contact with his family
>not only that, he's fucking royalty
>Dooku highschool years starts playing
>SOMEBODY
>>64438819
>cause im in too deep
>and im tryn to keep
>>64440448
>>64440501
Choose the Force. Choose a job. Choose the Dark Side. Choose the Council. Choose a fucking big lightsaber. Choose protocol droids, holoprojectors, and R2 units. Choose Watto, Tatooine and Alderaan. Choose fixed-interest credit payments to Sebulba. Choose a Corellian freighter that did the Kessel run in less than twelve parsecs. Choose a Wookiee. Choose sitting in Jabba's throne room, watching mind-numbing dancers, stuffing green chubas into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, disappearing into thin air, nothing more than an embarrassment to the whiny kid you trained on the way to Alderaan.
Choose your destiny.
Choose the Force.
But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose the Dark Side. I chose something else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got the high ground?
>>64438819
Dooku and General Grievous were the most pointless characters in the history of cinema.
>>64438819
lel
>>64440706
thanks bud
>>64440571
>he looks exactly the same except he's wearing jean shorts and a tank top
>>64440815
And a backwards baseball cap
>>64438819
>WHOA WHOA WHOA
Don't you mean 'HOL UP'.
>>64440923
Dooku aint no nigger
Then I saw it, I saw a chosen one, who would die for his sheev, a man who would kill to protect his wife, a boy, angry & alone, laid out in front of him the bad path. I saw it & the path was a circle, round & round. So I changed it.
>>64440875
Whilst riding a skateboard
>>64440875
and he has a walkman hanging from his neck with those bright orange earphones
>>64440988
>>64441000
And a crewcut and aviator sunglasses with bright orange pumps
>>64440970
>>64441000
>he ollies over the jedi chads
>steals a caprisun
>smiles, winks at the camera.
>>64439205
The Star Wars specials are fucking great, the only good thing to come from Robot Chicken.
>>64440776
Would have Lucas's original vision been better?
>Jar Jar = Dooku
>2 Headed Podracing Announcer = Grievous
>>64440954
HOL UP
*learns Kung-Fu under Yoda*
I SAY HOL UP
*teaches Liam Neeson karate*
SO YOU SAYIN WE SOME FINNA
*is a political idealist*
WE SOME FINNA
*not a murderer*
SOME FINNA
*secedes from the Republic*
SITH LORDS N SHEEEIIIIT?
>>64439205
>Robot Chicken already did this with Sheev
link?
>>64441253
Wasted effort
>>64441309
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qAKXK_aLeA
>>64438819
>>64440963
Now if one were to determine what attribute the Jedi share with a beast, it would be the cunning and the predatory instinct of a Akalay. But if one were to determine what attributes the sand people share with a beast, it would be that of the nerf. If a nerf were to walk in here right now as I'm talking, would you treat it with a saucer of your delicious blue milk? I didn't think so. You don't like them. You don't really know why you don't like them. All you know is you find them repulsive.
Consequently, a Jedi conducts a search of a house suspected of hiding Sand people, Where does the akalay look? He looks in the barn, he looks in the attic, he looks in the cellar, he looks everywherehewould hide, but there's so many places it would never occur to a akalay to hide. However, the reason the Jedi Councils brought me off my temple on courscant and placed me in Moisture farmer country today is because it does occur to me. Because I'm aware what tremendous feats sandpeople are capable of once they abandon dignity.
>>64441309
>>64441339
Wait this one is better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KBEEJQEW3o
ayy
>"Now, this is a story all about how, My life got flipped-turned upside down, And I'd like to take a minute, Just sit right there, I'll tell you how I became the Count of a town called Bel Air."
>"In west Serenno born and raised, On the banking committee was where I spent most of my days, Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool, And all shootin some womprats outside of the temple."
>"When a couple of Siths who were up to no good, Started making trouble in my neighborhood, I got in one little fight and my mom got scared, She said 'You're movin' with Master Yoda and Jedi in Bel Air'."
>>64440706
Heh, every time I see that shot, EVERY time, I imagine he's on an Edinburgh bus thinking about his shoplifting and skag days.
>>64441339
Well that was pretty bad.
>>64441339
that gave me AIDS
>>64441184
i thought the dc specials were pretty good
>>64438819
What's this supposed to parody?
>>64438819
Nice.
>>64440706
read this
>>64439603
while listening to this
10/10
>>64439205
It's called "Half the Man I Used to Be"
>>64439841
>>64441381
Woah, I didn't know Robot Chicken was Family Guy's tier of shit
>>64440706
UNFORGETTABLE TOAST BUTTER ME UP
