>characters wake up
>french kiss before brushing their teeth
>characters don't shower and brush their teeth before and after sex
Have they never heard of hygiene?
KV detected
this triggers me
>>64438184
>characters don't shit and piss on screen
Immersion ruined
>>64438184
>characters wake up
>french kiss before brushing their anvil
>character drinks "a lot"
>doesnt puke ever
>characters wake up
>wearing a pound of make-up that probably took 3 hours to apply
>>64438184
>characters eat without washing their hands 3 times and wiping down the table with disinfectant
gross
>female character is le geek nerd
>always looks cute in the morning
>>64438470
I get drunk frequently and haven't puked in years.
>>64438562
>female character is le geek nerd
>is a 9/10 bombshell
>>64438184
>the male character doesn't feel the need to urinate after waking up and enjoys a "morning blowjob" from his female partner
>tfw gf never bitches about my morning breath
>I don't bitch about her fucked up teeth
It's a good thing we have going.
>girl doesn't immediately go to the bathroom to take a piss after having sex
>character wakes up early morning
>doesn't roll over and let out an anal tearing fart
>>64438470
This actually happens every time. It's a lame cliche.
I want normalfaggots to leave
>>64438470
If you drink often, puking isn't an issue. It only happens to plebs who don't drink and can't handle their liquor.
>>64438434
>>characters wake up
>>french kiss before brushing their anvil
I'll admit I did this once. Never again.
>character has sex with a girl
>girl doesn't piss on the guy afterwards
????
>>64438622
With glasses, dont forget the glasses
>Two people have sex
>The woman isn't fat with neon colored hair, and hairy armpits
>character wakes up
>doesn't fap once or twice
it's like every male in film is a faggot
>>64438887
I want sad sack faggots to fuck off. I guarantee I've been here longer than you.
>characters wake up and there's someone next to them who loves them and wants to be with them and isn't disgusted by them
Fucking bullshit, I've never seen this happen IRL.
>>64439568
fuck i was so close to banging one of those specimen (dont know about the armpits though), but I never did. some one here shoot me please if I ever do
