how do i sneak Gumbo in cinema?
>>64434807
An insulated Thermos.
eat it then it'll be in your stomach :^)
Sealed Tupperware in the inside pocket of a sweatshirt. Coat worn over the sweatshirt. Can't be a big Tupperware though
>>64434843
thanks very useful advice but i want to eat while watching flick
>>64434807
take a mouthful and swallow it slowly while watching the movie
>>64434807
>that
>gumbo
I hate yankees.
>>64434838
>>64434878
these, tried and true way more heavy duty than Pleberware
Once the audience catches a wiff though boy, ooh it'll be like a Zatarains commercial
>his local theater doesn't sell gumbo
>>64434944
>Once the audience catches a wiff though boy, ooh it'll be like a Zatarains commercial
gave me a giggle
>>64434807
stick in in a blender, put it in a thermos with a straw, ???? = PROFIT!
I put mamas gumbo in a condom and stick it up my asshole then just bring a spoon in my pocket. Keeps it warm too but if you want a lot have to use multiple condoms
Gobble it down really fast just before you go in, once in your seat regurgitate it whenever you feel like it then repeat.
>>64434992
why live anymore?
>>64435016
that nice but when u stick it up in ur ass how do you take it out in the cinema?
>>64435143
The theater provides handicapped seating with holes in them for disabled defecation.
>Pour gumbo into mouth at home
>Go to cinema
>Film starts
>Swallow
>>64435242
Not a bad idea but I usually have to do a lot of explaining/excuse-making for them to let me in alone, as my theater implemented a NSP. W/o my rhetorical skills, and as my cheeks seep with crawfish, I may not make it past the box office.
>>64434807
>gumbo
>not reduced to a fine brown color
>solid chunks of nearly raw okra
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?
pic related is gumbo
>>64435565
is-is she vegan?
>>64435565
fuck off with that diarrhea. OPs pic looks much better
>>64435565
and you call that gumbo?
Put it in a ziplock bag and hide it under your hunting cap.
>buy the largest purse you can find
>buy the largest thermos you can find that can fit in that purse
>fill the thermos with gumbo
>cross dress and pretend to be a tranny
>if the theater staff give you any flack or dont let you bring the purse in then sue them
>if they ask to search your purse tell them not without a warrant and cite your 4th amendment rights
Enjoy your gumbo.
>>64435242
i used to do this until everyone found out when i tried to order some skittles and sprayed gumbo all over the cinema guy. now they have mouth checks at the door and everyone calls me gumby
>>64435143
How about squatting then pulling them out? You could attach some string so it would be easier to pull out.
>>64435610
she eats free range eggs and very small amounts of dairy too.
>>64435565
>whole cloves of uncooked garlic
>>64434807
hide it in the barrel of your shotgun. no one would suspect a thing
>>64435143
I take laxatives right after I enter obviously
>people literally think they can smuggle food into the Flick Room after guard towers were implemented
I can imagine your greasy face when they shine the flashlight on you cunt
>bell rings to clean the piss troughs
>you try and keep your head down
>suddenly the usher waves his flashlight in your face
>you have been selected
>>64435900
>greasy face
>implying I wouldn't use the cinema showers first
>>64435900
>Flick Room
>>64434807
Plastic bags sewed into the fabric of a thick jacket.
>go to cinema
>bring along my falcon
>get to the ticket booth
>tell the lady I would like a ticket for the premiere
>I pay her and go on my merry way
>stroll over to the snack kiosk
>tell the man that I would like a medium bucket of crab legs, hot.
>my cordless telecommunication device gives sound
>"hello, would you like this anvil!"
>"i have too many anvils as it is!"
>"when will i be rid of this anvil!"
>>64435705
>sue them
that will take like helluva time so when i win court my film will be over
>>64436017
>sew soup inside of my jacket to eat at the cinema
>get in line for inspections
>feel confident
>cinema inspector walks past me
>breathe out
ohshit.jpg
>he turns around and stops next to me
>shines his flashlight in my face
>"Do you have something you shouldn't have?"
>shake my head
>"Then you wouldn't mind me testing, huh?"
>he brings out a smuggling prod
>ran out and never returned
why are americans so obsessed with eating in cinemas? wouldnt you rather just watch a movie with full attention?
>>64436465
Cinemas aren't concentration camps. They wouldn't want to starve to death during the film.
>>64436465
>not wanting to enjoy a steak and potato during your capeshit
>>64436799
But you have to take your eyes off the screen and look at the fucking food. Why would you do that?
this is like eating while you are taking a comfy shit, that's how little sense it makes. jesus.
>>64436984
I just ate a snickers bar while taking a shit so not sure I'm he one to ask. I can eat doing just about anything. No looking down needed.
I'm also underweight ... Ironically
>>64436984
It's not like there's something interesting going on all the time. You can still hear dialogues without looking at the screen.
