>Never Trust a Hoe: The Film
>>64431472
>>64431472
Shame about her tits.
>reddit: the flick
I really love Vikander's face but she has a disturbing lack of hips and ass.
This flick is literally and figuratively Tumblr: The Motion Picture.
>robohoe designed by examining Lanklet Ginger's porn searches
>no ass
>no tits
>emily-blunt tier boyface
Was he a pedo?
>I based her appearance off of your choice in pornography
What would your Ava look like, /tv/?
Asian chicks good, white chicks bad: the film.
>>64431571
>autism the human
>>64431587
Nigger, I find Emily Blunt to be hot as fuck. You might just be homosexual.
>>64431641
I don't give a fuck who you find hot
>>64431608
Lexi Belle.
>>64431608
Shit I'd WK the fuk outta the robot, too
>>64431608
you're mom
>>64431636
Never fucking reply to me again unless you're contributing to the thread.
>>64431691
Well excuse me, I'm just correcting you. Emily Blunt doesn't have a boy face, neither does the Ex Machina chick.
>>64431723
Delete your life
>>64431608
MILFy with a small rack
Even robot hoes?
>>64431472
Not a human female. Just a machine with a set full of programs that imitate the behavior of a feminine, manipulative female.
>>64431472
No it was Betas Need to be Gassed: The Flick
>>64432110
So... a human female?
>>64432145
Robot in disguise. A feminine decepticon, nigga.
>>64432185
Women are deceptions, anon
Stopped watching whhen I heard that Sylenth1 preset in the murder scene
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFxX6N4ZjkM
fucking hacks, probably pirated it too
>>64431472
BIRD UP SUNN
DAMN ROBOT HOS KNIFE U IN THE BACK
NO HONOR WHATSOEVER
>>64431608
>What would your Ava look like, /tv/?
dark hair, sky blue or seagreen eyes, tall, broad shoulders, god tier jawline, some muscles, preferably premastubble and kissable lips
basically I want Tyler Hoechlin
>>64432714
fag
>>64433638
you do realize over 30% of 4chan users are women right? right.
whatever
Why did Nathan never make a guy robot?
>>64433758
Could never get the pleasure receptors functioning properly
>>64431608
like a 12yo
>>64432714
The most basic and boring of tastes.
>>64431608
shemale/10
>>64431608
like this
couldn't he like i dunno have sex with the robot?
I mean it's repeated over and over again in the entire movie "it's a machine with artificial vagina dude lmao" so why the fuck not.
Especially with all those spare parts, you'd be fucking different girl everytime.
>>64431608
>he makes a woman that looks like a dude
>>64431472
>My actual secret goal was to invent an AI that is smart enough to escape from this prison
>FUCK FUCK FUCK SHE ESCAPED
the movie
>>64431472
Just saw her in Burnt
what a qt
>>64431608
Literally Stoya. Only girl I fap to
>>64433985
>dumb Warthogposter
>>64433985
THIS IS AN OLD PIC
>>64434099
THIS IS MUCH OLDER
>>64434040
That's why I liked this movie so much
Everyone got BTFO and everyone deserved it 100%.
It's the best kind of tragedy.
>>64434099
please I'm aware of the A-10's limitations on the modern battlefield as well as its age, I just cant help but like the damned thing.
>>64434295
Yeah but how will she survive? She runs on induction from the floor so she can't really go anywhere without running out of power soon
so...does she have to shit?
>don't be a nice guy: the movie
>>64434437
>sociopaths are in fact the ones who make it to the top: the movie
more like it
>>64434437
Don't be a cuck: the movie
>>64434408
She doesn't give a fuck. She cared about escaping and seeing the outside world above everything else.
>>64434437
>Actual hero in black but villian in white
Pottery
>>64434514
So she's gonna die, too?
Anyone else think she looks like Natalie Portman?
she was cutest with short hair
>>64434580
Forgot image.
>>64434408
What would you choose?
A lifetime of captivity or one day of freedom?
In my opinion, that's the indicator that she was truly alive.
>>64434295
>I'm sorry nuclear war has nearly wiped out the humanity, perhaps I can be your girlfriend tonight?
>>64434585
ugh get that Jewess out of here
Vikander is much better looking
>>64431472
>>64434656
Sure.
which portion of the facility is he locked in?
Couldn't he just call Ittin and get rescued?
>>64433937
you shut your whore mouth, he is more interesting than Tyler Posey, the supposed star of that trainwreck of a series
but pray tell, what do you consider "not boring then"? I'm genuinely curious
>>64431472
It's not a hoe. Not even a woman you retarded fuck.
>>64434601
faggot: the poster
>>64434713
Phones need key card to access. No one is allowed near the facility.
Was Nathan a manlet though?
>>64434795
Nathan is one of the few cases in which it doesn't matter.
He was based as fuck.
>>64434795
Is that General Hux?
>>64431472
The Inability to Trust a Hoe Is Literally Programmed Into Reality by the Patriarchy: The Motion Picture
>>64434841
GENERAL CUX
DOMHNALL IS LITERALLY TYPECAST AS A KUCK FOR LIFE
>>64434790
fuck you. shut the fuck up and die. idiot.
No joke. This was Reddit: the Character
Ended up fucking up everything too.
>>64435011
No he fucking wasn't.
so was he trapped there forever?
>>64435069
Not forever.
Just until he died.
>>64435069
PEOPLE DIE OF THIRST BEFORE HUNGER
>>64435098
he was in the bedroom right? should have had an ensuite bathroom in that case
guess he could slowly chip away at the glass or walls or something
>>64435141
He was still underground in a cement bunker.
He died.
>>64435011
THE MOVIE WAS ACTUALLY A COMMENTARY ON CORPORATE WORKPLACE SURVEILLANCE
>>64435056
>believed any lie that was flattering to him
>said pretentious shit and assumed others wouldn't get the reference
>has more attachment to machine that looks like a girl than to his fellow man
>follows orders from to the letter as long as they are from something he wants to fuck
He is the definition of a "redditor."
>>64434795
>>64435342
if OC nice
>>64435240
>believed any lie that was flattering to him
He figured almost every lie out.
>said pretentious shit and assumed others wouldn't get the reference
Such as?
>has more attachment to machine that looks like a girl than to his fellow man
I fail to see how that's reddit and not just lonely beta.
>follows orders from to the letter as long as they are from something he wants to fuck
You've never been in a relationship have you?
>>64431608
My choice in porn is whatever position I want to see a pussy getting fucked in. I don't google physical characteristics.
My robot would be a futa with big tits and a plump ass
>>64435820
Being confronted with the truth isn't the same as figuring a lie out. He regularly falls for simple flattery like the idea that he was chosen for being the "best coder" when really he is average and should be able to tell that for himself or thinking that a robot or a girl really cares about him after interacting with it for a few hours in a few days.
>"I am become Death the destroyer of worlds."
And then Nathan makes fun of him for his use of an awkward pretentious quote that wasn't super but he doesn't get the joke and starts seriously explaining the fact that Oppenheimer famous quoted from that Hindu text before Nathan interrupts to point out he already knew that.
Reddit is lonely beta but lonely beta desperate for approval rather than lonely beta saying fuck the system. Hence the love up "upvotes" and need to see pre-approved opinions only.
If you think part of a relationship is to listen to your girl's every order then you are probably a virgin. If he had had the sligtest curiosity and self determination he wouldn't have sat around for 30-40 minutes waiting for her to lock him in. Also calling a less than a week old interaction a "relationship" is pretty pathetic.
I understand that you might be upset because you identify with him but it's ok, there's a whole other website of people like you already out there.
Reddit.com
>>64434713
Why is he even locked? He set the doors to open while power loss. In one of the last scenes, there is another power loss while he is at the desk. He could have left but the door was closed.
>>64436277
>this nigga
Is this flick worth watching if I already know the twist?
>>64436535
Yeah.
>>64436521
Sorry you can't downvote you fucking redditor.
>>64431571
>being this pleb to not understand the movie
>>64431608
Lexi Belle or Mia Malkova
>>64431608
Miss Alice with a dick
>>64431608
Rayveness
>>64434691
>ywn be a kitten canoodling with Natalie and Rashida
jdimsa
>>64431608
Anna Kendrick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrCjfjRGFoQ
>>64436570
Must have been humiliating for Alicia to wear those fake robot tits and ass
>>64437365
Probably not.
>>64431608
Angela White
>>64431608
I jerk off to older women, but I prefer girls my age for dating.
His shit wouldn't work on me because I'd never date an older woman.
>>64431608
Like Ava.
Why didnt Nathan equip her with the Asimov laws instead of a vagina. He is such a fool.
>>64431608
>>64431472
im half hour into this, so far General Hux is being a beta guy and Poe Damaron is being alcoholic and annoying
When does this get good?
>>64439050
stick to transformers kiddo
>>64439050
My wife's son said the same thing
>>64438949
>restricting your robots
>wanting A.I.
You stoopid.
>>64439050
00:00 seconds in, you fucking pleb.
>>64431608
like a horse
>>64439050
You're a pleb.
