>go to theater to see Star Wars
>only seats left are literally 3 feet away from the screen
>can only see bottom half of movie
>>64429948
What's this? A cinema for ants?
>Americans don't wear formal attire to the cinerama dome
This is why the medium is dying.
>>64429948
Don't you reserve seats in America?
>>64430042
logic not there with how the sales are doing here in the us
>>64429948
>Men wearing flip flops in public, outside of beach atmosphere
Seriously disgusting and trashy as fuck
>>64430095
The new theaters yes, old no.
>>64430147
>outside of beach atmosphere
The theater was actually on the beach, anon.
>>64430147
why do americans do this?
>>64430147
helps my foot fetish
>>64429948
Tell management that someone in the back is using a laser pointer, and then take their seat when they're escorted out.
>>64430181
must have served great fresh crab legs
>>64429948
>not posting more feet
cmon everyone post yours
>>64430181
>>64430147
also some people bring giant beachballs so it matches the atmosphere
>>64430147
Fuck you I live in Florida.
le falcon
le anvil
>>64430328
>Fuck you I live in Florida.
Florida Man pls, there's some paint that needs huffing, convenience stores that need robbing, and strip malls that need a truck through their windows.
>>64430186
Because we don't have to pay a sandal license to wear them.
>theater bully kicks over my sandcastle mid-way through a flick
>spent the last of my money on tanning lotion, can't tip him
>>64430328
post more f e e t
>not having your falcon fly around to the top half of the screen and rely the information to you via falcon cries
>>64430375
>Florida man
r e d d i t
>>64429948
Are americans still watch Star Wars? Are they stupid?
>>64430464
Oh? Do tell how that applies please, this should be rich.
>>64430429
>tfw you forgot to bring white mice for the cinema vipers and you had to use the rats from your falcon feed bag
>>64430272
I don't mind the beachballs but it's a little much when people bring their boogie boards as well. It's just really hard to enjoy a film when people are boogie boarding all over the viewing room.
>>64429948
shit was empty when i saw it. bought tickets and walked in 15 min before it started. movie even started 5 mins late.
why do cinemas even place seats this near to the screen?
Nobody wants them, nobody ever reserves them etc
>>64431049
they are for idiots like op who go to a theater in flip flops 10mins before the showtime and expect a decent seat
>>64429948
Its your own motherfucking fault for not arriving at least 30 minutes early you stupid shit.
