>Luke Skywalker
>can't walk in the sky
>Han Solo
>he has a partner
>>64425273
>Sheev Palpatine
>Doesn't stab people in the shower in prison
>>64425273
>can't walk in the sky
He is a pilot, though.
>Chewbacca
>Doesn't chew Tobacco
>Jabba the Hutt
>Doesn't provide shelter for villagers
>Mace Windu
>Isn't a spiked ball on a staff used to crush skulls
>>64425273
It's metaphorical, you idiot.
He's called Luke Skywalker because he's always high as a kite.
He's called Han Solo because he has a masturbation addiction.
>>64425300
>using sheev as shiv
>Doesn't sheev his shiv in people
>>64425430
>Mace Windu
>Got his FACE melted
>Got thrown through a WINDOW
It's like Harry Pottery
Reminder that spamming Star Wars threads on /tv/ is OP's life.
There but for the grace of God go I.
> Leia Organa
>>64425331
a cockpilot
>>64425742
real talk here
real talk
so leia is lukes sister
daughter of padme
right?
but at birth they are sperated,
lue gets shafted and is sent to tattooine with owen and beru,
and leia becomes the governor organa's daughter (or was it senator?)
so my quesiton is, why is she the princess?
she doesnt know she is the daughter of queen amidala?
as a matter of fact she wasnt even queen anymore when leia was born?
was the governor organa also king?
what the fuuuuuuuuuuu
>>64425831
luke is also a prince then
prince luke :^^)))
>>64425831
For them the queen serves 2 terms then relinquishes the throne. Did you ever watch the film's you fuck
>>64425876
yeah but why is leia princess leia organa?
shes just the adoptive daughter of the organa guy
if you want to hide the fact that shes the daughter of the former queen, maybe you shouldnt refer to her as princess leia and raise hr as nobility, within the exact same senate that was taken over by the sith
why does han keep calling leia "your worship" and "your worshipfulness"
no one worships princesses.
>>64425831
Bail Organa was married to the Queen of Alderaan. They somehow passed off Leia as their own daughter and his she became a princess
>>64425996
i see, thanks
that shit has been pissing me off so much,
i think the prequels just fucked my mind, because in my other post im writing about the senate. i totally forgot leia believes she is from alderaan not coruscant
>>64425477
top kek
>sheev palpatine
>rolls up his sheev's and uses sith lightning to cause heart palpatinations in his opponents
>>64425742
>Leia
>doesn't wear leis
>kylo ren
>anagram for neo kylr
>new killer
>as in, the new starkiller
>Lando
>doesn't live on land
>>64426638
but deceiving han was never part of his PLAN DOE
>>64425871
>:^^)))
Fucking disgusting.
>Greedo
>Isn't greedy
>Qui-Gon Jinn
>Teetotal
>>64428519
Wasn't he a Bounty Hunter?
>>64428578
Doesn't mean he's greedy.
>>64428779
What the fuck do you think Bounty Hunters are Bounty Hunters, the thrill?
>>64429067
They need money to eat.
>>64428779
Course it does. They literally hunt/kill people so that they have more money. Wtf
>>64429176
>have a work
>earn money for it
>be called greedy
I bet you live with your mom.
>>64426037
Both twins were born in space, but onboard an Alderaanian ship. Perhaps they both have legitimate claim to Alderaan citizenship
>Darth Vader
>has no darth
>we never see him vader
Seriously?
>>64429202
The job is bounty hunter. Bounty. Hunter.
They hunt bounties. This alone implies they are pretty greedy.
Personal insults, wow.
>General Grievous
>Doesn't grieve
