Why haven't these two fucekd yet?
Because there's nothing hollywood kikes hate more than a white man/white woman relationship especially one that would produce a great crop of strong white children.
>>64422381
>Cap
>having casual sex
>with a russkie
Come on bruh.
>>64422405
she isn't white though
Is Captain America still a virgin?
>>64422489
Pretty sure he is.
>>64422457
kek I forgot the greatest generation used to do things properly.
>>64422381
I don't think Cap and Widow have ever hooked up, in any continuity.
>inb4 it's because she's a slut
On the other hand, she has shagged Bucky, but that was in the comics
>He's gay.
>He's "old timey" and a old-school commienazi-killing American.
>She's a slut.
>She's russian/aka pure-breed communist.
Also
>Trusting women
>Trusting spies
>Trusting spies that are women
>Trusting women that are spies
>>64422381
He is too pure to be tainted by a taint that tainted.
>>64422381
Does this answer your question?
>>64422532
cap is a cuck?
>>64422594
Are you a cuck because your father banged your mother?
>>64422616
yes
>>64422381
Cap's LWD can never compete with the BGC.
>>64422533
I don't think there is anything that Marvel could do that would ruin their brand more than turning Captain America gay. Liberals would hail it as a great social justice maneuver, but no one would buy tickets to watch Cap and Hulk doing the Charleston chew.
>>64422616
Obviously, or vice versa, I'm not entirely sure.
>>64422532
They were a couple a few years back in the comics
DOES BLACK WIDOW TAKE WHITE COCK
>>64422381
Because she's already banging Hulk in the movies.
Which is really stupid considering Hawkeye was already in the team and had no romantic relationships. Someone decided it's better for him to have a secret family on some bumfuck farm instead of getting with someone he actually dates in comics.
>>64422472
Chris Evans is half Irish and Italian. Is he white?
>>64422457
/thread
Captain Murica would have only banged Wonder woman, and according to new comic lore shes a fucking greek now.
>>64422489
Hard to say.
Didn't he join the war at like 20?
But the character looks and acts like someone in his 30's...
How long was he the captain for?
>>64422757
The green magic juice aged him.
Maybe they would make him gay for Bucky
>>64422381
Doesn't she desire Green dick?
>>64422381
Captain is impotent because of the steroids.
>>64422381
I wanted Thor and Cap to DP her. Then afterwards you see her happily exhausted, hair is all fucked up, her ass red from spanking, sore crotch - but she's all smiles still because she got superdicked. A veritable party that she can understand and appreciate.
>>64423040
Don't forget the part where they both bust a nut all over his face. So hot when two men cum over the face of one woman although for some reason I find any more than 2:1 male to female ratio repugnant.
>>64423091
>her face
writers said they have a platonic, sister-brother relationship:
http://www.cosmicbooknews.com/content/watch-russo-bros-asked-if-captain-america-winter-soldier-are-gay-chinese-talk-spider-man
>>64423040
I fucking HATE that face she keeps making.
It only works when you're 25 and under.
She just looks annoying when she does it.
>>64422854
>>64423342
>It only works when you're 25 and under
But it works for her. What's your point?
1. He's like 90 years old or some shit. It'd be weird.
2. They're not attracted to each other. Cap has never acted like he's attracted to her, and she's only flirted with him occasionally because she's a manipulative bitch.
3. They vaguely hinted at Widow x Banner during Avengers and then hammered it in during Age of Ultron. Eventually, ScarJo is going to take his giant green dick.
>>64422533
>Trusting
well op asked about fucking, not relationship
Because the MCU is so PG that sex doesn't exist in it.
>>64423620
back to tumblr hole
>>64422489
I think he is, he was saving his dick for Peggy Carter but things didn't work out. Maybe he'll bang her granddaughter instead.
>>64422743
She's always been Greek. Her entire backstory revolves around Greek mythology. And, you know, she's in a whole different universe owned by a whole different company and all.
The fuck are you smoking?
>>64423711
>He's like 90 years old or some shit. It'd be weird.
No, he isn't. He was frozen in ice, he's much more like a time traveler than some old geezer.
>>64423741
netflix series with the avengers together or individually when?
>>64422381
that reminds me, isn't Black Widow supposed to be an actual spy for the bad guys who is pretending to be a working with the good guys?
I thought that was the whole point of her character arc but they never did anything with that... unless they still plan to
>>64424236
That's the way it went in Ultimates anyway, and the MCU has borrowed a lot from that
Also she made a sex tape with Tony Stark to blackmail him
Why was ScarJo so attractivein IM2/Avengers1, but got uglier with each next movie, looking like absolute dogshit in Ultron.
>>64424289
>that jelly blond girl on the right
>>64423726
>it's not important to trust whatever i put my dick in
you're asking for trouble, m8.
>>64424359
It's the hair
>>64423988
Let's say, hypothetically, that you were to travel back in time to when you were 10 years old. Your body de-ages, so you appear to be 10 years old, even though you're not.
In that situation, would it be ok to have a 10 year old girlfriend?
>>64424359
>>64424413
hair and make-up
but honestly I think she only ever looked hot as fuck in IM2
>>64423342
>It only works when you're 25 and under.
What do you mean?
>>64424289
She looked hottest in IM2. Should never have cut her hair, doesn't suit her.
>>64424359
>Why did a woman become more unattractive as she got older?
It's a fucking mystery, brah.
>>64424419
This is my fetish
>>64424447
It was also her first appearance, she was also at her youngest, and she wasn't pregnant yet.
>>64422735
And that someone was Joss Whedon.
Fuck him and his shitty ideas, I was genuinely pissed. Doesn't Hulk already have a gf, Betty something? Played by Liv Tyler?
What a shitty move.
>>64424419
But his was unconscious, his mind doesn't have the experience/maturity of a 90 years old either, it's not just about his body.
>>64424419
Of course.
>>64424289
Man she looked really, really gorgeous in IM2 and then got worse and worse in each subsequent movie.
Winter Soldier was the worst, she looked like a tired old hag who uses cheap makeup.
>>64424548
White women just age like milk
How can I achieve Chris Evans mode?
>>64424566
Especially eastern european women
>>64424589
be good looking, famous and rich
black widow was
GREENED
>>64424495
>Doesn't Hulk already have a gf, Betty something
Yep. I assumed that was why Tony codenamed the Hulkbuster shit Betty, as if she were his kryptonite.
>>64422882
where is the webm?
>>64422472
>>64422741
She is a massive kike, so no: she is not white.
>he's just like me!
</thread>
>>64424289
>>64424236
>That's the way it went in Ultimates anyway, and the MCU has borrowed a lot from that
Not really, only the aesthetics (like costumes and black Nick Fury) come from Ultimate. The personalities are either from the normal comics or their own thing.
Otherwise Thor would be a hippie, Captain America would be Donald Trump and Hulk would be a cannibal
>>64422472
>>64425032
Jews are white, dumb dumb.
>>64424465
Fucking 10 year olds is wrong breh
>>64425844
>>64425844
Some Jews would disagree with you.
http://blogs.timesofisrael.com/ashkenazi-jews-are-not-white-response-to-haaretz-article/
are you fag goys telling me you wouldn't release your supreme white sperm inside her
ScarJo looks great in the tight leather, but after watching Under The Skin you'll see she's quite droopy in the ass and tits department.
>>64426312
Her ass is shaped oddly, like a grandparent's butt with less wrinkles.
>>64426444
How many of your grandparent's butts have you seen, anon?
>>64426444
>Virgin fag who probably has never seen or hold hands with a girl before.
Kill yourself, you tasteless virgin.
>>64426312
>>64426399
Exactly, the power of the Jew is to use the magic of cinema to appear more beautiful than they really are. They have been using this trick for decades. Jews control Hollywood after all, and they take full advantage of the phenomenon.
>>64426452
BIG
>>64426506
>>64426480
I've seen yours last night
>>64426312
even his pocket got a boner
>>64426546
Hehe
>>64424413
>>64424289
>>64423040
>>64422532
>>64422381
Imagine being Chris in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Scar-jo, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." When all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room.
Like seriously imagine having to be Captain America and not only sit in that Helicarrier while Scar-Jo flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, SCAR-JO LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Boston.
You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Chris EVANS. You're not going to lose your future holywood career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
>>64422381
Watch the Nannie diaries.
Cap will fuck Sharon carter. Inevitable
who is that
>>64422381
Because Black Widow is a size Queen and no one can compete with the Hulk's massive green dong.
>>64424419
I've been reading a couple of manga lately with this premise
>>64426782
>Hulks pants never break when he gets big
Confirmed his dong doesn't Hulk out
>>64426993
He's a grower and not a shower.
>>64424359
Pregnancy
>>64424589
Turn your brother gay
>>64427096
hahahaha
>>64424589
this was 2001
>>64424589
hgh and anabolic steroids
>>64422381
Sharon carter will fuck cap in more ways than one.
>>64428469
won't she just shoot him?
>>64422405
She can't have children as per AOU
>>64429372
BBC will fix her sterility
>>64423988
Who's that cutie on the roses there? I like muscular-yet-femenine womens.
>>64423040
I like this... How's the avengers porn parody? any good?
>>64426782
>Hide the zucchini with Banner
Some writer must've seen the gif/webm
>>64429636
Kitty Pryde, I think.
>>64426685
10/10
>>64422381
Because le cuck director of Avengers wanted to pair her with Bruce Banner, the fucking cuck.
>>64422381
because steve know the rule that say:
never be in a relationship with a coworker.
>>64426473
hail the tits.
