Storage Wars thread
>that episode where the auctioneer has a brain aneurysm and almost fucking dies
>Darrell finds a broken video game console
>"that's a hundred dollar bill right there"
>>64422021
>that mexican that thought a nes was worth 10's of thousands of dollars
He killed himself
>its a Jarrod gets cucked episode
>it's a based Barry episode
Mary a cute
>It's a Dave trolls everyone episode
still waiting on those brandi nudes
>oh my god what's that
>commercial break
>back from commercial
>it's empty
>bidding goes really high
>don't win locker
>lol stupid idiots bid too much
>win it
>lol stupid idiots didn't see the value in it they think they bid me up but they totally didn't
>>64422177
Errutime
>>64422084
A CUTE!!!
>barry makes a sexual innuendo
>beruurrh sound effect plays
Do they have that woman who would yell "Yeehaw" every time she wanted to bid?
>completely run down furniture set with scratches
>that's at least $1500 for the bed frame
>$300 for the coffee table
>easy $600 for the dining set
>>64422415
>one of those huge old tvs that were like the first flat screens or something
>that's $300 right there
Remember when one of the actors got spitting mad over the show and told the media it was all fake and they were planting items in the lockers to keep viewers?
yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup
>sneaky high test thread
>>64422292
Errutime
>>64422411
Errutime
>roommate watches this shit
>ask him why the hell would he watch that
>dunno, but it's addictive
>watch it
>get hooked
fucking hell
Errutime
>broken toilet
>that's $5600 right there
>bag of dog shit
>$400 all day
>dead mouse
>we better go get this one checked out
>>64424430
>not watching it for Mary
>>64422084
>>64422326
Is "a cute" some kind of weeb meme? It infuriates me every time I see it for some reason.
>>64424565
/tv/ likes to steal memes from other board.
>>64424565
Where do you think you are faggot?
>>64424583
This place also stole "me on the right/left" from /a/, buncha goddman memers.
>NES
>x 2 NES Controllers
>Oh wow, these things are rare and sought after, we're talking at least $300 for the system and $50 for each controller
>opens storage locker full of cardboard boxes
>packing tape is always over the brand names on the boxes
That sure is convenient
I ain't watched it in ages. Is MONEY still in it?
have they ever found a dead body? the staff should prank the cast and plant a dead body in there nomasayin?
>>64422044
>He killed himself
sauce
![jarrod_schulz[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/WDeNPK6.jpg "jarrod_schulz[1].jpg")
how did this limp bizkit looking redneck motherfucker get to that tap that
>>64423074
>Remember when one of the actors got spitting mad over the show and told the media it was all fake and they were planting items in the lockers to keep viewers?
that was Dave.
Barry is an actor who was an eccentric friend of the producer/creator of the show and was brought on to make it more exciting.
>>64424833
I guess his bizkit isn't that limp
>>64424833
She has a top shit personality/attitude
>find a guitar
>its not even a proper fender
Ill have to get this appraised
OH WOW, TURNS OUT THIS WAS THE EXACT GUITAR JIMMY HENDRIX PLAYED AT WOODSTOCK ITS WORTH AT LEAST $5M
Sure it is mate.
>>64424614
4chan is no longer a weeb website
>>64424812
http://www.realitytvworld.com/news/storage-wars-cast-member-mark-balelo-death-ruled-suicide-1033395.php
>>64424899
>start eating a hot dog
>this isn't a hot dog anymore it is a pizza
Why is Mary so perfect f ams?
>>64424899
>being this delusional
Storage Wars is a good, Christian show.
> We found this extra rare bag of dragon dildos, so now we are taking it to expert to see what they are worth of.
>that episode when brandy found a big pink horse
>>64425060
>they're actually knock offs
>>64424881
Did this really happen?
>"I really ran Barry up on that one huehuehue"
>thinking multi millionaire Barry gives a shit about spending an extra grand
Mary is also from Texas, so she's a qt cowgirl farm girl too
>>64421940
Best tire
>Barry Weiss
OK tire
>Darrell Sheets/ Brandon Sheets
Bad tire
Jarrod Schulz/ Brandi Passante
>Shit tire
Dave Hester
>>64421940
GATDAM DEM TITS
>>64421940
>the auctioneer has a brain aneurysm and almost fucking dies
Link to vid? I don't watch this show.
>>64424833
Wasnt she a stripper at some club where he was the bouncer?
>>64425541
He's not even spending his money, he's spending the shows money
>>64421940
You guys realise this show isn't real right?
Are Brandon and Lori still on this show?
>>64421940
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3EgVCyNT0Sw
>>64427402
Pfft behave negro, next you will be telling me star wars is fake.
>find shit trousers that must be years old
>$75 all day
>>64427586
>box of old clothes
>$50
I watch the UK version. Same auctioneer (Shaun) and T-money and jessie make appearances
>FIFTEEN HUNDRED POUND BOOOOOOM
>>64422084
I really, really want to like this chick, cute, nice body but that fucking laugh...
>that time in storage hunters the locker was just a meth lab and some junkie bought it
>>64424973
I dunno it may be the accent. Post more pics or whatever senpai
>>64427566
I liked early American Choppers, or whatever it was called.
Fun fights.
>>64427746
Oh my god didn't fucking know there was actually a word filter, all this time I thought you guys where just retarded, I came from /tg/ and lurked for a few months first and that was the first time I used the word senpai, senpai.
>>64424833
She's not exactly Keira Knightley
So are Dan and Laura out of the show? haven't watched in a while
>it's a Dave yuuuuups just because Darrell bidding episode
Has barry returned? I know his show was cancelled
>>64424641
>buncha goddman memers.
Brand new meme?
i saw barry in amsterdam a week ago. he's very short.
>>64427855
>all this time I thought you guys where just retarded,
Well, you weren't exactly wrong. And we've been invaded by newfags from reddit and tumblr recently, but your probably noticed if you've been lurking for that long.
>tfw no qt Texan gf
>>64428219
>mary was spooked by the Dan vs Dave fight
poor mary
>>64422084
>AHAHAHAHAHA YEAH DUDE
Autism
I think it was on TruTV they had a knock off show called Storage Hunters and in one of their locker they found a bomb and it actually exploded it was so fake but so hilarious at the same time
>>64427551
I shouldn't have laughed as much as I did.
>you're at an auction and this guy comes up and starts out bidding you what the fuck are you going to do about it?
>>64424475
Lold
>>64428297
bid him up
>>64428348
>YUUUUUUP!
>>64427551
Singlehandedley ruined Hell's Kitchen
>>64428265
I prefer they're show about towing cars
there's that black bitch who lift's car and survives falling from buildings.
>Is she a terminator?
it's so ridiculous that it's actually fun
>>64428390
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3X1bc4kNLHI
GOAT moment in that show
>>64428265
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6pFSlbdCT8
>>64428390
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3X1bc4kNLHI
>>64428484
Just kill me.
>>64428484
This is the most staged shit I've ever seen.
>>64428484
>My Obamacare ain't kicked in yet
>>64424641
I invented that on /int/. Ask anyone there
>>64428484
>>64428525
Where's the one where she lifts a car and uses the water jet pack?
>>64428484
Is this real life
>>64428484
wow I thought lil wayne was in jail
>>64428622
/int/ has combined their original meme "t.Alberto Barbosa" with /tv/s"HOL UP" "WE WUZ KINGS" and /v/s "Age of empires" meme
>>64428638
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MhnldmgrsX8
>>64428638
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HiUFKyf5i4
>well on the right day at the right time, at a convention of people that collect this type of thing, if you're lucky you might be able to get between $1500 and $3000 dollars
>woo $3000 baby yeah three grand
>counter goes up $3000
>>64424833
he used to be her dealer.
they both got a criminal record for drug use, only jarrod also has one for selling drugs.
rumor is she used to be a stripper
>>64428843
>she used to be a stripper
I'd give her two dollars
>>64428892
I'd tip her the edges of my grilled cheese
>>64428892
>used to be a stripper
>before her boob job
NOPPPPPPEEEEEEEE
>>64428695
>>64428696
thanks, f am
>>64428843
You're a fucking idiot, he was a bouncer the club she danced at.
>>64428892
>>64428965
Most bouncers deal drugs.
>>64428994
those are big boobs
>>64428994
she barely had tits before the show paid for them
also one of the reasons dave left
>>64429045
he also claimed that Brandi was given boob job money like >>64429061 said
Always liked Dave and or Barry compared to the others
>>64429123
Dave is great because he rustles everyone's jimmies
>>64429061
>you will suck on her fake tits
y live
>>64422084
Maybe 20 years ago
>>64428695
>>64428696
its so surreal.
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>>64429146
dave is an asshole that likes to pretend he's rich as fuck. but had to close down both his stores because he coudn't affored them anymore.
>>64429189
so what exactly does he do now?
>>64422066
>it's a Barry loses a lot of money on a storage but finds a neat little item for himself and had a really fun time episode
I wanna be Barry when I get old
>>64429158
What a qt
>>64429229
he opened his own auction house and crawled back to the show.
darrel loves to shove that in his face about dave getting banktrupt with his stores
>>64429229
he's an auctioneer people hire him to auction off stuff
>>64428484
>LISEN BAHRNICE FAANE
>tfw I'll never be in a Mary and Brandi threesome
should I just kill myself now
>>64428923
#freegucci
>>64429158
so was that nude vid realy her or just a look a like?
>>64429364
I think it was a fake
>>64429307
>>64429308
huh, I guess having two stores when he was out of the show for a while was a bad idea. But he did get a raise from the show though
>>64429364
post a link to it and I'll be the judge
>it's a "Brandi gets mad at Jarrod for dropping a thousand dollars on a unit that turns out to be mostly filled with crudely defaced pornography but then they find a vial of the blood of jesus christ at the bottom of a box of expired antibiotics" episode
>>64429443
>"See Brandi, I told you there was money in this locker"
>>64429398
can't find a working link
but it basicly showed 'brandi' infront of a webcam showing her tits and fingering herself.
>>64429398
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1356896805
>>64429481
neat
I like Ivy he seems cool and collected Rene is a fucking faggot tho
>>64429509
close enough
>>64429443
brandi always moans about jarrod over spending.
but as soon as she finds out there is something valuable she is the first to take the money
>>64428695
>tfw a strong black woman who don't need no man flies onto your boat and takes it
>Darrell finds a dirty adult diaper
>that's a 20 dollar bill every day of the week
>>64429509
doesn't really look like her
>>64422084
BBC would wreck her
>>64429561
Is that Shadowcat? How come she never did that before?
>>64429646
I liked the episode where Darrell holds a fancy auction and no one buys anything.
>>64429691
She and Ivy and tsundere to eachother
>>64421940
>it's an episode where someone from the cast talks about money problems, and if they don't buy a good locker today, they are going bankrupt
>it's a Barry finds a rusty old anvil and plans on selling it for scrap metal but its actually the anvil used to forge King Arthur's sword the Excalibur episode
>>64424430
Is there a scientific reason why this shit is so addictive?
>>64429783
>I don't want to overspend, but I gotta buy something!
>they spend all their money on one locker
>they find something valuable
>>64429783
>show about a store or business
>we've been in business for 50 years and all successful and shit
>if we fuck up this one time we're going to go bankrupt
>>64429807
is anvilposting a thing now?
>>64424906
>Balelo was known for wearing flashy clothes to auctions on "Storage Wars"
At least his family can be proud
>>64425541
fuck off thomas
>>64429527
this, Ivy seems like an average joe.
Rene sounds like a faggot being accompanied by Chinzilla (his wife)
>>64429702
Her current writer is a Jew (like Shadowcat) who waifu's Shadowcat. He's also a terrible writer
>>64429562
You can't compare Storage Wars and this shit show
>>64430898
you're right, the shit show is more entertaining
>It's an Ivy finds tools in the locker
>>64421940
>Jewish Ways
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=50B4minQzNo
>>64431026
OY VEY
>>64431026
So fucking fake, I love how everyone heard it so well.
>>64430937
Yeah eat a dick. Storage Wars is good and true
>>64431026
>that blonde gril with massive bags under her eyes
do the Jews keep her up all night?
>>64431110
>>64431140
all these shows are obviously fake
Remember the days when reality tv didn't have a script?
Yeah, neither do I.
>>64431171
>do the Jews keep her up all night?
Yes. The Jews have no sympathy for any gentiles in their shop
>>64431171
She probably has to fuck all the jews after her 12h shift
>>64431026
>>64431251
There is a difference between a script and setting a situation
>>64430892
>who waifu's Shadowcat
And Luke Cage. Don't ever forget about Luke Cage.
>>64422084
IS Moe her dad or husband? Or just a business partner?
>>64431852
>moe
>married to a woman
>>64424839
He also got his one spinoff for a while.
DON'T FORGET TO PAY THE LADY
>tfw forgot to pay the lady
>>64421940
>>that episode where the auctioneer has a brain aneurysm and almost fucking dies
And people still think it is fake
>>64428484
>TRUtv
oh the irony
>>64429811
It is literally Skinner Box: The Show.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operant_conditioning_chamber
>>64433885
>he pays the lady
ISHYGDDT
