Pissing off people who hate general thread edition.
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>>64414834
dumb frogposter
>>64414834
.Threads*
EDD
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Daily Reminder that if you like X then you're from Reddit.
Daily Reminder that if you like Y then you're from Tumblr.
Daily Reminder to shut up about where you're from, and just tell me about your damn sexual organs already.
Describe your sexual organs with the title of a Star Trek episode.
I'll start: My tiny penis is one little ship.
>>64414937
>Most badass character is Canadian
Sounds about right.
>>64414834
>Star Trek General /
>It's happening
>Star Trek General #3
the ride never ends!
>Star Trek general
Nope abandon thread
>>64414937
Why does Ben Sisko talk like a stoned alien?
>>64415019
The only winning move is not to post.
Goodnight, Star Trek General. Time for beddy-bye and sleepy-weepy dreams.
>>64415049
All those marijuanic cannabinoids
>>64414953Preemptive Strike
>>64415019
I don't even remember getting on the ride.
FUCK STAR WARS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNxhrPaaCA4
>>64414863
The Pepe can't be stopped.
Mezoti is rating your penis.
>>64415049
>>64415095
>"Avery, are you okay? There's smoke coming out of your trailer!"
>"Don't worry, it's just method acting. I need to see the fourth dimension in my next scene."
>>64415072
Sweet dreams anon.
>yfw you remember hoshi sato exists
>>64415147
why not enjoy both?
SW is located eons ago in a different galaxy. ST is located in our galaxy in a few hundred years.
>>64415215
>>yfw you remember hoshi sato exists
You remember her more often than Berman and Braga ever did.
>>64415197
What would you even rate one on?
>>64415215
>>64415246
>r-remember me, rick?
>>64415215
>>64415215
>>yfw you remember
>remember
>Implying I ever forgot.
>>64414937
Javert...
>>64415117
That's false advertising.
post yfw no qt bajorfu
>>64415229
Go to bed Mike.
>>64415229
>why not enjoy both?
I do, I'm just sick of hearing about it.
>>64415327
>Kira Nerys will never teach you to cook her favorite foods
https://www.youtube.com/user/nanavisitor
>>64415215
hnnnnnnnnnnnnng
>>64415327
>>64415282
I don't even remember what episode that screen cap is from but fuckin saved!
>>64415381
kek, most accurate reply ever
>>64415325
How so?
>>64415258
An extensive list of criteria Mezoti has compiled to study every detail of your sex organs including length, girth, shape, smell, color, texture, veins, etc.
Just watched two DS9 episodes in a row - the one where an entire section of starfleet wears only leather, and the episode where it's a faaaaake.
Good episodes.
>>64415384
>saves a picture of a woman who looks like a 10 yr old boy
spotted the pedo
>>64415468
>>64415500
Me on the left.I'm just a hologram.Bashir is the only non-hologram in that room.
>>64415500
>Based Sloan
Space Jews ftw
>>64415477
Where and how would such test be administered
>>64415601
At your local movie theater.
>>64415548
>Doesn't save a picture of a full grown woman who just happens to have small breasts
spotted the the faggot
>>64415548
>hating on Asianprise
Family, there are Voyager Pedophiles who are literally (literally!) pedoposting in this very thread.
>>64415374
kitchen witches? I never knew she was some weird pagan lady
>>64415384
>getting aussies v&
>>64415577
Honestly you'd be facing some inception level shit if you lived in the star trek universe; constantly asking yourself if you'd been trapped in a holosuiteunless all holograms look like Robert Picardo.
>>64415624
Which theater room number?
>>64415703
Is there any part this man can't play
>Why does it look like that? Are you really a man?
Got some memes here for a jean luck pickard?
>>64415868
One meme as requested, sir.
>>64415868
Proceed
>Don't mind me, Anon. I was just admiring your penis. Keep going.
>>64415906
>THERE ARE NINE LIGHTS!
beard
>>64415906
>TNG as directed by JJ Abrams
that feel when no more new Trek shows on the telly or actual Trek movies in the cinema
>>64415703
Rejected Star Trek episode: "Holoception"
>Quark traps Odo in a holoprogram so that Quark can pull off a scam without interference
>but it turns out that Odo trapped Quark in a holoprogram so that Odo can outwit him
>but then it turns out that Jadzia trapped them both in a holoprogram, just for shits and giggles
>in the end, Jake and Nog pull off the scam, but then end up donating the latinum to charity
>it's a flying troi episode
>>64415944
>YES Mama!
>>64415977
Yes, Data, that's the joke. Thank you for explaining it.
>>64416002
>Jake and Nog
Was good until they were brought into it
>>64416033
Ah, a joke, a selection of words designed to elicit laughter. Most fascinating
>>64416017
¿Dónde estás?
Où es tu?
Wo bist du?
Dove sei?
أين أنت؟
איפה אתה?
どこにいますか?
你在哪里?
Гдe ты?
Που είσαι?
Var är du bork bork bork?
¿Que eres? ¿Quién eres? Tratando de encontrar! Ya voy a encontrar! ¿Dónde? ¿Dónde? ¿Dónde estás?
>>64415687
>not hiding in Victoria Library
a coochie moya
>>64416041
>he doesn't like jake and nog scavenger hunt episodes
>tfw morning after regrets
>>64415987
>Dat feel when you find out that the new Star Trek show is going to be a CBS online paid show and will not be airing on network tv for free.
>>64416186
Executive Producer Alex Kurtzman
There was never any hope of it being good anyway.
And with Axanar being sued while Renegades continues, there is now no hope for any Star Trek at all.
>>64416017
>>64416070
I'm right here.
>>64416106
*pan pipes start playing*
This thread is garbage.
>>64416234
>TNG and Voyager attract more pedophiles than any other Star Trek
What does it mean?
>>64416287
Hold your tongue. My Star Trek is pure.
>>64416287
That they are the closest, to what Rodenberry had originally envisioned.
>>64416287
good space lolis
>>64416114
Jake and Nog ruin any episode either of them are in
>>64416323
>dat file name
>>64416386
Soulless minion of orthodoxy detected.
>>64416391
>nobody will ever like your filenames because your filenames are all shit
Poor Jonathan Fakes.
>>64416106
>inb4 a long ass story about his people
>>64416461
>>64416215
As long as there are no hot chicks like T'pol or Seven of nine I'll be fine with waiting it out until I can watch it for free, dvd or blu ray.
>>64416461
...anon, when the jimmies rustled.
>>64416406
That episode was a pile of trash except for based Combs
>>64415549
>go back and watch that episode
>literally autism: the episode
I like how DS9 is still relevant
>>64416549
One looks black and the other looks pregnant
>>64416599
Forgot pic
>Kirk and Spock, in the engine room.
What did he mean by this?
>>64416600
KLINGONS OUT, VOTE UKIP
>>64416677
>>>/9gag/
>>64416601
>I like how DS9 is still relevant
You can thank reddit for that.
>>64416677
ebin
>>64416677
I really need to watch that show. Everyone makes such a big deal about it.
>>64416696
>we've gone 100 posts without fucking up
>until you
That type of discussion is not welcome in this thread (see >>64414953).
Now tell me about your sexual organs.
>>64414953
Hard Time
Commander
>>64416749
>>until you
I didn't know! How can I fix this?
>>64416826
Tell >>64416824 what they need to know.
>>64416783
Did you know they actually used to strap down her chest so that her tits wouldn't show.
>new Star Trek comes out
>writing is spot on
>acting talent is incredible
>10/10 Shakespearean choreography and dialogue
>deals with deep moral issues and philosophy
>plenty of Klingon politics
>butthe captain is a token nog
>>64416565
>>64416645
Is anything else from TNG similar/as good as Darmok? I've only seen random episodes on BBC America (also loved Measure of a Man, just general reccomends welcome I guess)
>>64414953
Where No One Has Gone Before
>>64414953
The Sword of Kahless
>>64416880
The Drumhead
>>64414953
>Wink of an Eye
Alternatively:
>Blink of an Eye
>>64414953
The Best of Both Worlds
>>64416826
Tell me about your sexual organs.
>>64416865
The acting talent wouldn't be incredible if the captain is Nog
>>64416834
Ok
>>64416824
They're yellow and green if you know what I mean and always big,for you.
>>64416880
Disaster
>>64414953
Disaster
>>64414953Transfigurations
>>64416323
>>64416865
No hot chick in a catsuit or some other type of provocative outfit ? ?
DROPPED!
>>64416958
I did >>64416978
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgvTao1t8v8
>>64414953
Silicon Avatar
>>64417106
>>64416960
Is he a little Space Jew?
>>64417048
>new Star Trek show
>stupid horndogs demand a hot chick in a catsuit
>they get one
>social activists demand that Star Trek be canceled for being regressive
>it's canceled
Star Trek dies because of stupid horndogs like you that can't just get their kicks from internet porn like a normal person. It's happened before and it'll happen again.
>>64417175
>Implying SJW decide what plays on TV
>Implying ratings don't matter
>Implying tits are not a nice thing to watch, while discussing warp mechanics at the same time
>>64417175
>>social activists demand that Star Trek be canceled for being regressive
Just put on on FOX. Nobody gives a shit about social activists there.
>>64414834
Can't have generals here, go repost this on >>>/tg/ - Television Generals.
>>64417316
absolutely ebin
>>64417316
>>64417316
For a microsecond my hope went up.
>>64417244
>>64417255
The next Star Trek series won't be on TV. :^)
>>64417316
I wish. Trek threads on /tg/ were the best. Mods are fags though, and that's why I'm here.
>>64417316
I haven't played a video game since I was seven years old in 1981.
>>64417244
>>Implying ratings don't matter
DS9 had higher ratings than Voyager, even though Kira and Dax wore professional uniforms while 7 was stuck in a catsuit so tight that the actress fainted.
Catsuits don't seem to help the ratings.
Why is Star Trek so awesome and real life is so shit?
>>64417612
This isn't your real life.
Open your window and shout "Computer, end program!" as loud as you can. This world will fade away and you'll spend the rest of your life in Star Trek.
>>64417650
But I've covered my windows with big movie poster banners to keep out the sunlight.
>>64417666
>>64417666
>>64417666
triple Sixes. What does this mean?
>>64417746
How do i wake up?
I tapped the back of my hand three times and nothing happened
>>64417769
Do you think she's wild, man?
>>64417612
Real life is better than Star Trek. If it's the 23th century, then why are most of the people on board biological and they're still using bulky equipment? Data is constructed from consumer technology from the real life early 22nd century.
>>64417859
Of course.
>>64418216
Have you tried a coochie moya?
Our posts seem to have been caught in some kind of interspacial manifold.
>>64418303
Indeed. Kinda odd seeing that it's such a late hour.
>>64417650
>tfw did this once and it worked
>butit turned out to be a dream
>tfw just like Lt. Brockley but not smart
>>64418486
I'm not even joking when I say that I've actually had hour long dreams in my sleep about posting on this site. Wake up turn on computer and pick right back up from where I left off in my dream.
>>64418589
IKTF
>spend half an hour searching for that thread you were posting in because it's not in the thread watcher for some reason
>eventually connect the dots and begin to consider suicide
>>64418589
Sleep-posters are a cancer. There should be some kind of filter for autobanning them.
>>64418625
webm pls
>>64418672
>>eventually connect the dots
Been there.
>>64418625
For a moment I thought I was going to see the troll blurry meme version.
>Captain, why did jjchopper delete these comfy pictures of us?
http://jjchopper.deviantart.com/gallery/
>>64416696
I will.
what the shit happened to this thread
>>64419317
Tell me about your sexual organs.
>>64419317
some guy decided to start spamming autistic comics and posting about sexual organs or something
>>64419044
I've seen this kinda shit happen before. Some fag here (or some other site) probably sent her a privet message telling her that her images were being uploaded on this or other sites "without giving her credit" Whaaaa
So she took them down.
Some guy on a Pixar fan site used to have a really impressive Toy Story toys collection . I posted one of his images on /toy/ back in 2010 when Toy Story 3 came out and some random anon in the thread started going off at my post saying some shit like "Stealing images from Pixar fan User name bla bla bla"
A few days later the guy mysteriously out of nowhere took down all of his photos after having them up for like over a year than reposted them days later with ugly large water mark of his user name going all across the images.
>>64419251
>>64419292
>>64419316
>Shipping Seven with anyone else besides the Doctor
That's the one true canon relationship. Fuck Seven and Chakotay and fuck everything else.
>>64419407
>>64419317
Where the hell were you in the last thread ?
>>64419316
Thanks for sharing these anon.
So anybody had been at a convention? What is it like?
Are Star Trek threads an accurate representation of how autistic trekkies are?
>>64419567
Yes, trekkies will ask you about your sexual organs so be ready to respond.
might as well give you the rest
>>64419567
I've never been to one but I have been to a popular event at a big comic book store. Some of the guys there had very bad body odor.
>>64419676
Thanks again!
>>64420163
>that one episode of TNG that opens with music that sounds like it belongs in an emotional scene from Final Fantasy
god this is bugging me, I can't find it
I think there was something about painting as well
anyone know what I'm talking about
>>64420591
>I think there was something about painting as well
Does it have Data critiquing Picard's painting techniques?
>>64420623
yes, pretty sure it did come to think of it
>>64420591
>>64420623
>>64420644
found it
Matter of Perspective, season 3
thanks anon, that did it
>it's a "Riker can't keep his pants on" episode
>>64414834
Jesus Christ, this thread is full of cancer. Are you actively trying to kill Trek threads? Do you want this to become the next /got/ or /who/?
Verad, don't call me Benjamin.
>>64420915
What's your problem?
>>64420994
Generals invite reddit
>>64420915
There are a few shitposters who have been trying their damnest to do just that.
>>64421030
>>64421009
>>64419317
it's dead jim
Damar reporting in, this thread is back on track
>>64421133
>>64420644
>>64422988
>checks'em
>gets'em
It's the will of the Founders
>>64421009
>le Reddit boogeyman
But sir, all the Voyager content is indicative of Tumblr, not Reddit.
>>64415258
>that look
You just KNOW
>>64423802
Quark wouldn't hire her to run the dabo table.
>>64424909
>What the fuck? That is a Bajoran spy! Go walk with your prophets, Federation.
>>64425397
I bet Kirk got a shitload of blood tests at the end of Turnabout Intruder. Can't be too careful.
Trust your brothers in /who/
>all_the_star_trek_gifs_i_had_
anyone been playing/trying the star wars mod for sins of a solar empire?ROMULANS COMING THROUGH. OUT THE WAY CARDASSIAN FUCKING SHITS
>>64415703
>let holograms mine dilithium
>with shovels
>>64424909
duncan mccloud?
>>64416461
>somber
So close.
>>64425793
Cardassian ships look so fucking stupid.
>>64416028
>yfw Montgomery auditionned for Tuvok and almost got the part
Yes or No: Enterprise would have been a smashing hit without the gay intro sequence and song.
>>64416865
Why would you want klingon politics when you can havecardies-romulan cold warinstead?
>>64427127
No. Fans were already against it before the show even started (>muh Akiraprise, etc), and the ratings didn't even start in a place where recovering would save it. But it certainly didn't help.
>>64426954BAJORAN FUCKING SHIT
I dunno, they have a unique look to them I think.
The dominion ships were really good, though.
