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Why does this dumb slut, Jessica chastain, think Rey is a Jedi?
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Why does this dumb slut, Jessica chastain, think Rey is a Jedi?
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Jedi require years of dedication and training to become what they are, Rey is a proficient Force user just on the virtue of being aware of the Force being real.

She's clearly a Superjedi
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>>64413408
She's better than literally every other Jedi to exist other than pic related (who isn't canon anymore)
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>>64413408

She's trying to get herself cast as Mara Jade for a phat payday
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>>64413408
Chastain coulda made a good Snoke if JJ was brave enough to make a villain a girl

Theres been NO FEMALE SITH IN MOVIES

SEXISM!!!!
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>>64413457
>Wanting every jedi to be yamcha
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>>64413478
She will probably be a rip off of Mara Jade

So far all the new characters are ripoffs from the shitty EU

Rey=Jaiana
Kylo=Jacen
Finn=Finn
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>#fullyrealizedcharacter
jej
She's definitely competing for a coveted spot on Rian Johnson's casting couch.
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She's not a Jedi. She's a Sith with amnesia
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>>64413561
Vader beat Luke's ass in Empire. Hell Luke couldn't even use a lightsaber in a new hope.
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>he cares about what an actress posts on twitter
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>>64413629
God I would feel so stupid complaining about her being a mary sue if they actually reveal that she is a sith.
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>>64413629
>JJ ripping off Kotor

fuck's sake
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>>64413674
I would forgive you for not expecting JJ to literally rip off everything from Revan
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she's begging for a job. how pathetic.
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>>64413408
>Jessica chastain
I stopped caring about her when she wanted everyone to like Anita.

Drooooped
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>>64413726
Oh fuck. I thought his design looked familiar.
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>>64413408
She's no Jedi
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>>64413726
I honestly think Kylo is an improved version of Revan. The mando mask was dumb. Revan is fucking dumb too come to think of it.
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>>64413472
Starkiller is under appreciated
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>>64414335
They almost look exactly the fucking same. The differences are so minimal at best aesthetically that you're just being a whiny bitch.
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the hell she on about
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>>64413408
Why are you criticizing a mommy like she's supposed to know everything about everything?
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>>64413472
Guess you could say Starkiller just Crashdown-ed...
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>>64414335
>Revan is fucking dumb come to think of it
Fight me faggot
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>>64414413
I liked his story in kotor. It just got really fucking dumb after that.
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>>64413726
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, I don't see it.
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>>64413674
>TFA was shit on purpose to make episode VIII even more shocking and original when it comes out
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>>64413472
>>64414348
Hes fucking awful, and guess what, an actual Mary Sue character


Get the fuck outta here
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>>64414479
Do you mean the whole TOR monstruosity? Because if so, yeah you are right, that shit is just shitting on everyone who liked the KOTOR saga
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>>64413472
>Starkiller

Is that the Knight of Ren who built Starkiller Base?
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>>64413408
Because Luke thought of himself as a Jedi, too.
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>>64414587
hes the main character of the force unleashed games
a mary sue that was discovered and trained by vader
he is so powerful he can pull a star destroyer out of orbit
honestly it plays like some five year old was like oh yeah but my guy is so strong he can ________
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>>64413408
because shamalalaladingdong is not directing , so we don't need a force twist ending
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>>64413408
>pls get me a role in the next SW movie
>#nojob #disney
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>>64413408
>#fullyrealizedcharacter
I don't think she knows what that means.
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>>64414521
He was literally a pawn for Darth the entire game. All he was good at was being manipulated and dying like three times.
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>>64413674
Her being a Sith doesn't make her any less of a Mary Sue, reddit. Off yourself.
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>>64415442
He was still 100% a mary sue. I don't think you understand what the term means.
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>>64415497
>reddit
>Look mom, I posted it again!
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>>64415530
He had flaws, though. He was a moron that got manipulated by just about everyone.
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>>64415557
Calm down Redditor.
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>>64415530
>A Mary Sue is an original character in fan fiction, usually but not always female, who for one reason or another is deemed undesirable by fan critics. A character may be judged Mary Sue if she is competent in too many areas, is physically attractive, and/or is viewed as admirable by other sympathetic characters.
The only thing he is that competent at is force pulling starships the character looks like the actor playing him and he isn't really seen as admirable by anyone.
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>>64416128
Go get fucked with a rake
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>>64413408
>#fullyrealizedcharacter

Wait, she's being sarcastic, right? Why would you even bring this up unless you were joking?
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