I have just binge listened to 18 hours straight of Joe Rogan. What is /tv/'s problem with him? He seems pretty smart.
>thinking 9/11 was an inside job
>smart
He's a conspiracy theory nut, but he does have insightful things to say sometimes.
He's got a good personality and is charismatic, and knows when to stop talking and let his guests talk. I only listen to him when he has someone on who I'm a fan of, but Joe aint bad imo.
>joe_rogan_outrageous_opinion_on_orcas.flv
DUDE
>>64414497
tell that to kanji club
I'm surprised he's a comedian, I've listened to tons of episodes and never once has he said anything funny.
Most annoying voice in the game
Thinks hes hot shit
He is too Chad like for tv to like
>>64414548
I watched one of his stand up specials on netflix. It was horrible. He was just yelling and shit. I expected much different after listening to his podcasts
>>64415972
>hasn't seen the JRE threads
>>64413295
he spent to much time with cereal bars and water bottles in the woods
He's not smart. Just introspective. He knows very little if anything of what he talks about but feigns knowledge due to passion of his statements.
We can all agree that Bigfoot definitely exists and resides in the pacific northwest, right?
>jesus was a mushroom
>>64417622
You know a lot -- a LOT -- about that, don't you, anon?
>>64417707
Not the above poster but he's pretty average intelligence wise desu senpai. He's just a no-it-all who thinks he's enlightened because of muh drugs and muh isolation tank. This guy is a half baked martial artist, nothing more.
If you want to learn from smart people buy a book or watch lectures by academics.
>>64413295
>seems
He's entertaining and hosts a podcast well
he reads wikipedia before he does a show and pretends to be a sage
hes a faggot
i watcheded the one where he talked to steve o
PRETY GOOD I MUST SAY LMAO
>>64417622
>He's not smart. Just introspective.
ya hit the nail on the head
>>64413603
Nothing insightful he says is an original thought, though. He just watches documentaries and reads wiki summaries so he can regurgitated key talking points so he sounds informed. This is him having an original thought. It goes just about as well as you'd imagine.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKqo_UemQI4
His intellectual boils down to speaking confidently about things he knows nothing or very little about. Like this...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJugfaOtXwQ
The guy is a lot of things, but smart isn't one of them.
>>64417704
>Santa Claus's look was based on amanita muscaria mushrooms and people made that up because they ate those mushrooms
>claims Moses seeing the burning bush was because of a DMT trip, yet talks down and mocks people who say they're Christians
>>64419283
>revealed as an ayahuasca phony
no where in the clip did he say he tried it though
>>64413500
>thinking it's not
Good goy
>>64419505
stop degrading /tv/ with your gay /pol/ memes
>>64419283
What is the different though desu? between faking being smart and being smart.
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>>64419283
ROGAN WATCH AUTIST LEAVE
What the fuck are you doing while binge listening to that idiot for a day straight?
Do you have him on in the background while you masturbate to whatever it is that puts you over the edge?
>>64419283
This made that video
>>64419381
He said people who think an old book of stories is a bad thing tot treat as the word of the creator of the universe, but treats the stories within as potential half-truths about human history.
The knowledge that a plant in the region the stories were written contained heavy amounts of something that made you believe you saw god, and someone smoking a plant wrote a compelling story about seeing god, is an idea at least worth exploring
>>64419748
>9/11 wasn't allowed and funded to rocket the US into the Middle East
Oh wow anon...
He lifts shit to say from philosophical works Wikipedia's
MAKE ME SOME TEA JAMIE
>>64419381
there is a lot of credibility to the first one
second is garbage
>>64420188
>its a joe coughs every 5 minutes episode
>>64419833
needs to be greentext or doesn't have the same effect
>>64416029
he tries to copy Kinison this becomes more apparent when you listen to his constant praise of Kinison
>>64420218
http://www.mayoclinic.org/drugs-supplements/growth-hormone-parenteral-route/side-effects/DRG-20069416
JAMIE LOOK THAT UP
>>64419748
>mossad wasn't involved in 9/11 :^)
getting real tired of this meme, senpai
>>64420320
No thats not it jamie you dummy
>its a joey diaz tells funny cocaine stories episode
>>64419831
Even the most intelligent people aren't experts on everything and are the first to admit it. Guys like Rogan are opinionated pseudo-intellectuals, all talk and now substance.
>its a eddie bravo rambles on about xonspiracy theories while stoned out of his mind episode
Duncan Trussel here, float tanks and the infinite mind wave of the God fetus Hare Krishna
>>64420133
You're tin foil is loose sir.
>>64420503
He really is worse than Rogan.
I'm a fan of JRE. The comedian episodes are usually good listening, he gets good guests and knows a lot of them personally. Fun for having on a second screen while blazing and surfing online. The UFC stuff has grown on me over time, even the fighter and the kid. Even Redban becomes likeable when you get past his annoying voice, stupid mannerisms and idiotic questions. The other episodes where Joe gets random people who present as experts in their field can be pretty interesting too and it helps that Joe is as smart as a 16 year old who has just discovered pot because they have to discuss in entry level layman terms. I'm not a huge fan of his stand up but i suspect he is more of a comedian that does crowd work and puts on a good time; rather than the well honed and perfectly timed insightful and hilarious act he talks about on the podcast. Without everything else he would probably only be a road comic who releases a new album every 3-5 years and never really makes a splash, but I can respect his perseverance and the guy undeniably works hard.
>>64420537
Redban was great, cool stories, booze recommendations, his ability to not let rogan cuck him.
>>64419861
What puts you over the edge, sailor?